NYPD Training Video

[coopcopdog221]

What the fuck you want mother fucker!!!!!! Lol

[jonny8630]

@Italia210 you must be white with no black friends if you don't understand how true/funny that is. Or all of your black friends are rich.

[orangeunicorn2009]

lol at 3:30

[Sejirax]

Epic xD

[Char1zard93]

not a ticket xDD

[HeavenlyImperfection]

I nearly died laughing when I saw this. LOL

[CharlyB114]

HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!!! LOL

[parkboyal]

danm chris rock still got... god danm

[keepingthememories]

Gold

[leyfuf]

jajaja very big lol

awesome

[dominique123345678]

1:58 PRICELESS... LOL

[carkid1997]

LOL! Awesome!

[icehorse1010]

I will fallow those pointers. ^.^

[MrRokNRoll]

This is amazing.

[switchgears32]

SHUT THE FUCK UP the way he says that makes me laugh

[CSILCPD]

great work =) 5/5

[buzzybee435vids]

lol

[onceigoblack]

i watch these dumfux keep making the biggest mistakes of their own non original piece of shit lifes.

[rammerjammer97]

LMFAO good vid

[abc123abc97]

LMAO x 3

[getghost]

"2:02"

funny : )

[fdxnaoseinomes]

Lol a white friend, we got weed

[RonPaulOrDie]

HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!

[switchgears32]

@RonPaulOrDie haha

[MyRiseToHonor]

3:13 is priceless!

[TheLeonandJakeShow]

LMAO. Obey the Law

Use Common Sense

Stop Immediately.

Turn that shit off

Be Polite :)

Shut the fuck up

Get a white friend.

Don't Ride With a Mad Lady! LMAO!

[lagoonguy]

pure gold

[mohakaz]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[allanpope1971]

that is so funny

[ramtes1971]

Support the police.

Beat yourself.

[NfsPsTuner20]

Aha 2:02 What The Fuck You Want Mother Fucker!

[knifekelly]

shit the fuck up! LoL~~~

[htebal]

This is the true with humor...! I absolutely love it!!!!

[yxhe]

Chris Tucker?

[PLdrummer]

at 3:25 it sounds like some chicken made a cameo appearance

(lame)

[Tiara066]

Chris Rock IS COOL

[MiSTAAAHMEK]

he went to my high school, which is james madison high school, brooklyn, NY but he never graduated lol

[Kyousuke687]

Golden Rules, lol. Chris Rock is awesome

[CuffaCop]

NY Post / March 2, 2009 / More than 100 of New York's Finest were investigated last year for allegedly associating with criminals - from boozing with mobsters to pulling off robberies with gang members to even carrying on affairs with lowlife drug dealers. Sgt. Roosevelt Green was caught on a wiretap running license-plate checks in his police car for reputed Long Island crack dealer Frank "Big Banana" Wilson, who was correctly concerned that he was being tailed by the feds.

[TheTRAVISJUNIOR]

@CuffaCop That's 100 out of around 38,000

[firstdue23]

Guys this was really good. This just proves that if you got something to hide, NEVER take a female with you. Lol.

[JohnR177]

NYPD sucks, go FDNY!

[Kyousuke687]

Now that is just plain stupid. The FDNY rocks, but come on, the NYPD does not suck. Is the FDNY going to take care of all the crime and investigations too?

[JohnR177]

Alright sorry about that, the NYPD doesn't suck, I just like FDNY a lot more! Probably because I am going to be joining the FDNY in 3-5 years!

Here, this is better..

FDNY = kicks ass!

NYPD = pretty cool

[TheTRAVISJUNIOR]

@JohnR177 technically the NYPD is the only one who has a chance to kick ass but the FDNY is great too.

[5family1]

fuck the nypd

[SanJoseMA]

Contrary to what people think, if you're getting your ass kicked by the cops...you more than likely looked for it 99% of the time.

[SanJoseMA]

what's funny...is that, ironically....THIS VIDEO IS 100% ACCURATE.

[murix23]

LMFAO TO FUNNY1

[NYPD115]

2:35 lol

[NYPDLover]

lol

[Msemidalas]

2:05 is awesome

[skirdhu9]

From a future police officer, thanks Chris!

[meximeltdown]

Chris- Rocks!!!

[hardcoreheaven4]

The upload isn't the best quality but he is funny as hell!! Nice upload, 5/5

[blackdud88]

yo dis shit is funni as hell rotflmao

[doomedboy36]

shut the fuck up

[Swapmtrooper]

HAHAAHAHAHAHHA

[fraghetti]

be polite.... is thea a prrrroblem offica?

[BoscoFaith]

So funny!

[sjgiants11]

pretty funny

[maciek1217]

that was funny but think about it isn't is true that sometimes the drivers make police angry in situations like this?

[e633xx]

ROTFL

[mooo483]

just stay in your car...yo what the FUCK YOU WANT MOTHA FUCKER

[VinnyGN]

lol this is soo true

[robemarcelo]

house negro

[ampedout94]

nice video, lol, this is great

[FRANCESDANIELL]

WARNING MY ASS!!!! i got a fucking $250 ticket!!!

[FATMANFALLDOWN]

tHIS IS SO fUNNY

[gabec86]

Chris Rock is a GENIUS

[emt237192]

Sounds like master of bulls is master of bullshit

[MasterOfAllBulls]

fuck the law it is full of bull shit like bush is

[thatcountrygirl]

um why cant only one bullet kill someone

[fionaxox16]

wow some of you dont even know

[ghstfazeqilla]

CHRIS ROCK FOOL, hes very funny

[trvg]

I love that actor xD

what's his name again?? something with Rock...

[Jenna587]

This shows his "true" intelligence. It's very poor. People of "all" races commit crimes. It's very sickening to know that the black race thinks they are the "only" victims of police brutality... I'ts not always brutality. Force has to be used in certain situations. Grow up people. Thumbs down to this vid. Ignorant responses will be ignored.

[tessariot]

Is your husband Bill O'Rielly? I'm not gonna refute that all races can be victims of police brutality. However, not all victims are criminals and police brutality towards people of color is more severe. When did you hear of an innocent white person getting shot 41 times by police in the US?

[Jenna587]

I'll go easy on you considering your age. My only point is that the black race act as if they are the only victims of police brutality. General force is sometimes needed in order to ensure the safety of the officer. I never said all people were criminals either. Read the comments more carefully next time. Oh and how can you sit there and lie and say that police brutality is more severe towards people of color? Do you now see how you've made my point perfectly clear? Perfect example...

[tessariot]

The black race does not act as if they are the only victims of police brutality, but it does happen more often to people of color because most cops who would abuse their power are also racist. It also has a lot to do with class. People of color are more likely to be a part of the lower class because of this horrible racist system and therefor are more likely to be victims of police brutality. Also I don't consider 50 shots necessary for their safety.

[Jenna587]

Sweetheart you have a lot to learn. There are racist black people & officers as well as there are racist white people & officers. I don't believe that police brutality is aimed specifically at people of color. The best thing we can try to do is love one another regardless of color or creed. I'm not saying mix races. However, that is ones individual choice if that is what they choose. I'm just saying love one another as in Godly love. He is our only hope in this cruel world that we live in today.

[tessariot]

I'm not saying there aren't racist black people, but it's much rarer and even then they often have better reasoning for it. Whether brutality is aimed at people of color is determined by the cop committing the crime. It's difficult to love one another when there is racism, sexism and classism woven into the system around us. One way we can stop it is to see police brutality as the crime it is and refuse to take it.

[GA361]

BULLSHIT.The only reason you are such a liberal little lad is probably due to the fact that you have loads of black friends which has put you on a guilt trip.

[tessariot]

No, it's because I have a conscience. I grew up in a suburb that was 98% white and I was still just as liberal back then.

[ozzy1351]

It's comedy you stiff......besides being shot at 41 times when NOT listening to verbal commands to "show your hands" in the dark is not a big stretch.......should cops wait untill they are shot before they react????? Walk a beat or ride a patrol then tell me how it is!!!!

[tessariot]

41 shots is a HUGE stretch. How many bullets does it take to kill someone? One. 41 is completely unnecessary. Also if someone is presumably reaching for a gun, is it necessary to kill them? Of course cops should react if it could mean their own safety, but it's ignorant saying that they always do it for that reason.

[globalforce]

If you honestly believe it takes a one bullet to kill someone... then you are seriously misled.

I do agree 41 is too much, though.

[JRdaking96]

it does take a bullet to kill some one

here are sum examples

1 head shot

1 shot to the heart

1 shot to the lung

1 shot to ur neck

1 shot to ur spinal cord

and if i got shot once in the balls i would definatley die lol

but it does take one bullet

[TheTRAVISJUNIOR]

@globalforce 1 bullet will kill, Head, Heart, Spine, Neck, etc

[globalforce]

@TheTRAVISJUNIOR In the real world, only the brain or CNS shot guarantees immediate kill. In the real world, especially with cops who tend to be piss poor shots, that DOES NOT happen often.

[shawnbiro]

HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED

[predator11x]

this video's pretty funny

[zartan7779]

that rocks

[VakomaNOVA]

da N.Y.P.D. be hatin and hopin dat dey gone catch us ridin dirty

[RenegadeRMX]

Ya listen to too much Hip hop,YOU CANNOT DIFFERENTIATE REALITY FROM FICTION!!!I LOVE RAP,BUT I HAVE THE COMMON SENSE NOT TO INFRINGE THE LAW!

[VakomaNOVA]

well y dont u shad up and stop kissing ass

[RenegadeRMX]

I warmly welcome you to do it yourself _I_

[VakomaNOVA]

wow dude just no

[bearmarko]

Cris Rock Rocks!

[FIREdog9000]

Get a white friend...

[hotmayo55]

OMG...LMAO!

[nickyripper]

my god, he`s a genius

[andrewbklynny1]

nobody should have no problem with cops all they do is trying to stop crimes ok i find nothing wrong with them i have 100 respect for them rather they are white, african american and spanish. END OF STORY!!!!!!

[BartmanMC]

LMAO.

[lvbelvis]

chris is so funny there needs to be more people like him on the earth

[Warrengetmeoutofthis]

i like the chris rock every bullet costs 5000 dollars thing

"Man I would kill you... if i could afford it!!!!"

[radiofan6872]

Chris Rock is the black Gilbert Goddfried... supposedly funny, but really just a prick with a really annoying voice.

[sigu655]

I gotta tell you, whether you like cops OR not this goes for EVERYONE of EVERY color .. I know, cuz I'm a cop and people do the dumbest things. This video should be used in every school from Elementary to High School.

It's sooooooo true.

[asfandyar45]

that was so fuckin funny man....

[rockyjoebillgeorge]

i think he has a point here

[simonkotlerman]

funny shit!

[PoisonedTree]

man fuck cops!!

[MetalSanke]

Go say that to a cops face chickenshit. See what happens.

[VakomaNOVA]

y dont u go suck ur moms cock

[MetalSanke]

HAHAHA i laugh at your piss poor comeback.

[VakomaNOVA]

rofl look at urs, urs is patetic

mines wrecks urs foo

[MetalSanke]

Every word you say proves how much of a idiot you really are.

[VakomaNOVA]

wow gd one buddy

u just killed it seriously

[PoisonedTree]

You mean an idiot. Dumbfuck

[MetalSanke]

a, an, whats the fucking difference?

[PoisonedTree]

i don't really care. it's fucking pointless to argue so let us make peace and go our own ways.

[buri22]

i'm a cop and i love this video....just remember, there are good and bad in every line of work, if u want to change things and are unhappy with officers in ur agency, change the hiring practices to weed out the bad cops and keep the good ones

[88keysinarow]

he got weed

[kirrrin]

deathsquad u are a real jackass, when yo ass get in trouble who the fuck u gonna call?? yea, im a cop and i hate when ignorant people like him say stuff like this.

[ikillcops]

classic hha

[Garrett10124]

LMAO

[BoManAD]

thats some funny shit

[OG4LYFEYungD]

Leave it to Chris rock to come up with some funny shit like this..

[theanhbeo]

nigga

[ThirdWatch81]

He's right. So true. Common sense goes a long way. However, what with everybody wanting to be like rappers today, who are lacking in more than common sense, nobody is really going to listen to this video. Funny though.

[goatmilk343434]

yo death squad stfu if it wasnt for the police..ur ass would probaly be shot up and buried already..police are here to help asses..this video is funny tho

[xdfrightener]

Take some of them tips."shut the fuck up" before u get a ass kicking.

[rockyjoebillgeorge]

i agree

[DEATHSQUAD]

Man fuck the Police and all you Black People who support them.The terrorists aint folks like Bin Laden or groups like Al Qaeda.The real terrorists are folks like the bytch azz police.They are the real"COWARDS".

[nick2293]

fuck you deathsquad.

[maxi172]

:-( wrong !!! :-(

[TiteNYC]

ain't nothing about NYPD

[pshidku]

yea mah dad works in the jails in New York city and said that guy Lee Woods has been in and out and he beat his ass all the time.. so dnt worry jus pray 4 the officers and der families and know mah dad and his friends will kick their asses daily i promice you that

[bkzrohot]

some NIGGER killed two young cops in new york city

[josj15]

when i hear a cop got killed, i say thats a cot damn shame, RIP rest in PAIN

[Fbincisfootball]

u are one hell of a stupid mutha fuka go suck on ur mums dick and ur 3 little sister

[josj15]

You just proved for me who really is stupid.

[Fbincisfootball]

who

[TexasIsBig]

May God Strike you down for the things you just wrote.

[mortonfiredept]

lol

[metsrule07]

OMG, dude they used the subway station i get on at after school! COOL VID!

[imstretch]

Nice video very funny. Some basic rules in there.

[arnold165]

VERY FUNNY.TWO THUMBS UP

[kelvinlui97]

WOW, that was like amazing because their language use is son of a werid!

[sunrecords56]

Why must one lower himself to try to make something funny....

[xinhxinh07]

pfftp...fucken pigs.

[anvil128]

fuck u 2 scumbag

[holddatdown2]

Real police radio audio!

my page go... SUBSCRIBE.

[fpstina]

hilarious and dead on... to all the peeps that get their ass kicked, i bet 99% of you didn't follow his rules...

[vexified]

LMAO owned

[francsois]

LMAO! and it's also true. A few things were missing though: no piercings, don't gesticulate if you disagree, no insults (no matter if they're muttered).

[skrivbok]

Hahaha!!! I love that guy! He's hilarious, and so is this clip! xD

[mstang3895]

hes right, not even about being smart, about not being a retard. you want to challenge the police, you will lose.

[SAMMY3333PD]

I consider it my moral obligation to ABIDE by the laws. It's a parody folks...and Chris Rock finds the funny in anything!

[kaminerc]

I consider it my moral obligation to break the laws of the state

[lanaza1]

It's funny and it's the truth

[gipsiehunny]

this fuckin shit is funny

[renaz1992]

xj14y is a fagget and should go learn a few things about COMEDY.

[etflames]

lol

[martu160487]

jaja "be polite"

[HotEast]

Sage advice. For EVERYONE, especially that STFU part.

[spoilchild]

It's fucked up we gotta take all those percautions in real life..

[xj14y]

What do you mean? It's basic common sense. Do what you are supposed to do, and don't worry about it. These aren't precautions. (Except for the mad woman part) They are what you should be doing anyway. If you challenge a cop's authority, they will defend that authority. Don't break the law, do what a cop says and don't be ignorant. Not real difficult.

[walaha80]

that's awesome is true

[anonymous504]

I like that snoop-dogg styled guy...

[NyBob85]

He got weed!

[mikiroony]

LOL Reminds me of that Simpson's educational vids that are supposed to be all from the 50s, right?

[mooops]

That is not only funny, but true..

[whiteout50]

That is some funny s@#t. And absolutely 100% true.