Nostalgia Critic - Surf Ninja's Review Part 1

[Thehudgurl]

The rock!

[SuperUltimate111]

I don't like it when he uses sarcasm...

[eastwing329]

Leslie Nielson as a Samurai. No. Just, No.

[IronEmpyrean]

Okay So...... 1:54 = Parapalegic Scottish Hitler?

[Colbystrns]

By far his funniest review. I love his other reviews as well, but the way the way he uses sarcasm to make it look like he is "praising" this really bad film is just hilarious to watch.

[sec0ndevolution]

@Colbystrns Yeah uhh...we get it.

[dunstonchecksin86]

He pronounced Zatch like "Zotch." Forgive him, Lord.

[dunstonchecksin86]

It's funny how many of the things you make fun of in this review are the things that I LOVE about this movie.

Unless you watched it when you were a child, you will never understand it.

[Dim4323]

also we must say Goodbye to Lessie Nelson famous for the naked gun movies and alot Comedy R.I.P

[samipod42]

I love reviews like this. If you act like a critic, you can make any movie look good.

[e1ep4an1]

MONSOON DUDES

[SuperCracksmoke]

c'mon this movie was the shit, its my childhood, CHILDHOOD!

[LordManda2]

@SuperCracksmoke I can say the same thing about Batman and Robin, but just cause I watched it alot when I was a kid that dosent make it any good xD

[e1ep4an1]

GENIOUS.

I have no comment just...genious

[Niloc624]

i wonder how long he can keep this up?

[MrCure4]

Best sarcasm ever.

[kingofgundams1]

I found it funny that he pointed out by name Ernie Reyes Jr but failed to mention that Zatch is actually played by non other than Ernie's father Ernie Reyes Sr. Awesome review regardless!

[jac0bseiger]

dont make me come out ther and beat you of with the leg of mine the no-longer works

(epic bag pipes)

[BelatedCommiseration]

Is it my imagination or are Rob Schneider and Pauly Shore unfunny sibling spawn spewed from the same ungodly hollywood devil bitch mother?

[Flyboy42893]

His "support" for Surf Ninjas is a joke. Lighten up.

...Except for the praise of Rob Schneider.

[krazyzark]

I love Surf Ninjas. It's ridiculously stupid, but it's hilarious. The "Money can't buy knives" sequence is especially great!

[SaitohYatate]

Damn, what an awful movie, well at least hot Kelly Hu was in it.

[J6FIRE]

The only geniuses here are the ones that stay as far away as possible from this movie.

[Moc870]

omg man i have been looking for this film for well over 10years, i first saw it when i was about 8 but i could never remember the correct name of it, thanks man.

[34RiverStone]

this is hilarious!

[TheToadRacer]

he's trying real hard but who can make fun of one of the best movies made?

[theaaronlennon]

the way he reviews this film reminds of when i have to write an assignment about a film or a play that i couldn't give less of a shit about but have to compliment its genius anyway.

[sinisterskills17]

@theaaronlennon in a special sarcastic way

[ilbv5]

Hands down,his best review EVAR.

[Shadowlit001]

Well Ode to Joy has now been ruined for me...

[borghome]

R.I.P Leslie Nielsen.

11 February 1926 to 28 November 2010

[hauk93]

This is one of NCs best! I love all the irony! :D

[doolbro]

While I love this review... and I love sarcasm..don't dis Surf Ninjas.. this movie is my childhood

[muldroonz]

thailand????



[tkmazurek]

NO!

[arnessious91]

its to bad that old mans dead

[Joecbg100]

Rob Schneider der de der.

[bobthestickman02]

The sarcasm is so high, I'm amazed people think he's being serious.

[Marveljew]

No

[AfricaDubbedStudios]

I don't get it. This movie sucks. Why is this guy making it sound so good?

[kingjcare121]

@AfricaDubbedStudios watch part 2

[TomboTime]

@AfricaDubbedStudios its sarcasm.

[FaLc336]

leslie nielson joke was in poor taste

[SalNightmare209]

@FaLc336 This review came out before Leslie Nielson died, so no the joke is not in poor taste.

[FeNiXwOnG951]

This movie is so boring that , i dont know how , every time i try to watch the nostalgia crit review , i end sleeping =_='

[codebman]

I love surf ninjas I had the VHS Tape and when I came home my dog had chewed it all to pieces. :-(

[TheXXIV]

DONT MAKE ME COME OUT THERE AND BEAT U WITH THE LEG OF MINE THAT NO LONGER WORKS CUZ ILL DOOO IT !!!!!!!!!!!

[JakubTilecky]

I think Surf Ninjas is actually not a bad movie. It was awesome watching it on the good old VCR when I was a toddler and still is 10 years later

[arm8200]

I'm suprise NC didn't mention that Ernie Reyes, Jr. was in TMNT2, and he played one of the turtles in the original TMNT.

[shadowpivot9]

@mjacton319 awww how cute making fun of Canadians when you know nothing about us and can't point us out in a map while your busy eating at a McDonalds since there on every street corner

[Scozoify]

@shadowpivot9 Aww and noone speaks about your nation and keeps making satirical pieces and various jokes. Aboot time you left buddy.

[Bauglir100]

@shadowpivot9 Hypocrisy, FTW...

[popasoda1900]

okay guys he died way befor the review so any idoits that say shit you guys are idiots

[Hethrin]

The scary things about this review is....NC could argue this way about ANY movie and make it sound awesome.....Twilight anyone?

[kookeekwisp]

What is that theme song?

[bushbasher85]

This movie really is genius! The juxtaposition of a 1960's surf rock song, as a symbol for youthful yearning for freedom from pre-determined paths, with the symbol of long held ideals and traditions is just......GENIUS!!!!!! 

[sesshoumarusense]

Fine challenge accepted.... No XD

[mjacton319]

Leslie Nielsen was Canadian? That's weird because he never seemed to me like a raging pussy who liked to dry-hump half-empty maple syrup bottles. I don't know, maybe I'm behind the times.

RIP Canada.

[OkSeriouslyMan]

@mjacton319 Well he wasn't a 300 pound idiot who can't even locate his country on the map. So that rules out him being American.

[piccologuy14]

@OkSeriouslyMan: Think about it for a second; how many Americans do you know,personally, that are 300 pounds and cannot locate their own country

[OkSeriouslyMan]

I can't believe that Nostalgia Critic likes this movie, I watched it and personally I hated it. It's clearly a rip off of the ninja turtles and he just over looked that! This is the only NC that I will never finish watching. NC is dead.

[EchoingSilent]

@OkSeriouslyMan Uh... you're a dumbass

[TriniKnight01]

@OkSeriouslyMan Good God man, this was irony >.>

[bh5496]

@TriniKnight01 sarcasm you mean?

[TriniKnight01]

@bh5496 If I'm not mistaken, a single statement can be sarcastic but an extended book, show etc that is basically about the opposite of what it seems to be is irony.

[bh5496]

@TriniKnight01 yes but every positive statement he made about this piece of shit movie was sarcastic.

[Jai137]

@OkSeriouslyMan Watch the second part(especially the ending). Your opinion may change.

[Kyuubi424]

@OkSeriouslyMan Um, you did watch the whole review, right?

[musicaltheatergeek79]

@OkSeriouslyMan clearly, the Critic is being sarcastic. He didn't like this movie.

[Jfrozin]

@OkSeriouslyMan You are retarded!!! You need to watch the whole thing to get it. And if you saw ANY other review, you'd know that this was sarcasm before the end.

[CapnSammich]

@OkSeriouslyMan uh...you kinda need to watch the whole thing to get it. Just sayin.

[paintballmon135]

@OkSeriouslyMan Jesus fucking christ you're retarded

[OkSeriouslyMan]

@paintballmon135 You're retarded for even considering it to be half as decent as Ninja turtles and um.... it's called an opinion bro. If you like this "movie" don't preach your hate on us free thinkers

[goedertlord234]

ernie rayus jr looks just like nigahiga with long hair XD

[kyotetwokyote]

who the hell is fonton and why did his spear shatter

[TheCrazyTalkKid]

@kyotetwokyote Wotan later anglicized to Odin. And his spear shatters during Ragnarok.

[superslama456]

no

[TheFreemanVids]

@superslama456

....No...?

[IWillSlash91]

Leslie Neilson is dead

[eastwing329]

@IWillSlash91 I don't think he is making fun of the guy. He made this about 3 years before his death. RIP Leslie.

[zombiejlt1]

Crowned Prince Yanni at 4:20 had me laughing to tears.

[Astroman9991]

I wouldn't call "Superhero Movie" or any of the "(word) Movie" films of Neilson's "cinematic excellence".

The other films of his are awesome.

RIP.

[spiegalr]

This is my roommate's favorite movie. She tried to get me to watch it with her one time. I lasted ten minutes.

[tehslicer]

Can I ask why the ninjas are wearing fencing masks? Lol this movie was so cheap that they couldn't hire professionals to do the fight scenes. -.- -.- FAIL!!!!!!!

[AceCombatFan0]

Why do ninjas wear camo? And for that matter, why do they wear camo that doesn't blend in with anything?

[devmoran2]

adam is soooo cute

[Matt0I0Attack]

I gotta wipe the pool of sarcasm dripping out of my computer up :(

[ManticoreFire]

@WoWgameaddict What, over 9000!? There's no way that can be right!

[ManticoreFire]

He's DEAD!? NOOOOOOOO! Great. Now who's gonna be the president in Scary Movie 5?

[icemanlj2k7]

@ManticoreFire an imaginary actor for an imaginary movie

SM5 isnt being made any more, thank god

[Asnhitman93]

This guy has noooo idea wat he is tlkn about r,,,rob Schneider is a gr8 actor

[2BCBattlefield]

@Asnhitman93

Aaahhahahahaha :D

[June28July]

Loved the sarcasm in this review!

[chrzeszczyboczek]

eer.. oh my god? did you know that that zatch guy is a FATHER of that johnny guy in real life? O.O

wtf, i mean they look like they're almost the same age to me Oo

i don't know, maybe i got it wrong, lost an ability to read (it's freaking 5:30 am here), but they're actually called Ernie Reyes jr and sr :O

[WoWgameaddict]

Sarcasm level-9001

[JackieHoute]

5:01,5:06 Where's the Burger King?

[SpeedSlasher]

1. Turn on captions

2. Set it to audio

3. LAUGH CHO ASS OFF

[SolidMike84]

@hopelesslyderanged

Aaaaha...D'oh ^^

Kej...The worst one you've ever heard?

[SolidMike84]

@hopelesslyderanged

Well, I was being serious

(pretty hard to tell if someone's sarcastic on the web :P)

[SolidMike84]

@hopelesslyderanged

He makes these clips for fun, not to be taken seriously kinda like AVGNs reviews of games (even though some people REALLY takes offence when he sometimes DARE to point out some stupidities with some movies, like a lynch mob! XD)

I like some movies that he dislikes, but his reviews are funny as hell :D

[SolidMike84]

@hopelesslyderanged

Trust me, he was being REALLY sarcastic throughout this whole review and on that Rob & Marlon part, sarcasmania running wild brutha ^^

Seen his review of Judge Dredd? When Schneider was shot he applauded it

[SolidMike84]

@hopelesslyderanged

Sarcasm, perhaps?

[Nibelungenherr1876]

Yay! Wagner's "Ring" cycle reference!

[unownbob123]

RIP leslie nelson

[larztard]

Léslïē Nélsön dîéd...

[CubbieBear1980]

this sarcastic brash geek-wad piece of crap gets on my last nerve on every level. And how are Surf Ninjas copying TMNinja Turtles. Since when do the TMN-Turtles own a monopoly on a mythical ancient martial art jus b/c they practice it? So for the mid 90's-on any person or group high school or college age who claim ninjitsu are copying the turtles?? He said the same thing about 3 Ninjas too which was a KIDS movie and not comic book. Interesting that he did SURF Ninjas b/c he needs some SUN BAD!

[Cryogenicmonkey]

Or two face? And he could have used Julius Caesars death as a comparison to that elephant scene.

[crazzygirl100]

5:30 UHHH, ARE YOU FORGETING THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA,PERHAPS!?!??

[qan2211]

Leslie, how sudden

[buuski]

I can't tell if Doug actually likes Rob Schneider or not

[Adamguy2003]

@buuski Nobody likes Rob Schneider. In his "Judge Dredd" review, Doug applauds when Schneider's character gets shot.

[bushybrennan]

i remember watching this movie as a kid but i never realized their friend was rob schneider

[LordSpleach]

R.I.P. Sega Game Gear

[MetalInstrumentals]

@LordSpleach hahahahahahaha, no sarcasm

[sillygrl23]

What is really great is watching this full review after seeing his Top 11 Saddest Moments

[ThePokeman007]

Nielsen, you will be missed!!! :'(

[TF2Fan101]

Funny, but the way NC was talking in the beginning, you'd swear he was reviewing a Stanley Kubrick film.

[PristinePlumage]

Hey,he said elephant and the BK guy didn't show up.

[doomgod9]

@PristinePlumage thats because this is before the bk joke

[PristinePlumage]

@doomgod9 Oooh, thanks for that!

[doomgod9]

@PristinePlumage no problem if that wasn't sarcasm

[PristinePlumage]

@PristinePlumage No, wasn't sarcasm X).

[Jangobadass]

Okay...I get that Doug's trying to be "serious" to make fun of the movie...but it's not quite as funny as he intended.

Stick to being sarcastic & snide, NC. If you're going to insult a movie, be honest about it.

[Jangobadass]

Also, no wonder the Game Gear failed with a plug like THIS x_x

[hinasakukimi]

@Jangobadass I don't know, I find it hilarious watching NC's hidden distaste, you could see every word of praise dripping with pure hatred. But I'm a fan for irony, so of course I found it hilarious, but I understand why other people would be turned off.

[EltonvonCthulhu]

I wonder if Beethoven had "A Clockwork Orange" in mind when he wrote his Ninth Symphony.

[ShinigamiDiz7]

R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen.

[petercharleskrug]

25 people mistakingly thought the Critic actually meant everything he says in this review.

[EltonvonCthulhu]

@petercharleskrug I can testify. The first time I tried viewing this, I thought the Critic was serious, and stopped watching it early, until I read from another source that the whole thing was sarcastic.

[PCPSn1p3r]

HELP!!! *Blub Blub* I'M DROWNING IN SARCASM!!!

[KingGekko]

I'm pretty sure NC wasn't being sarcastic at the Leslie Nielsen parts...

[SpamLizzo]

Leslie Nielsen just died, now are all his fans going to ridicule NC like the Mako fans did?

[BigNickGK]

@SpamLizzo grat

[thewewguy8t88]

@SpamLizzo eh i mean he kind of did the same thing in moonwalker and yeah no one really said anything about that.

[thatrealycoolguy]

@SpamLizzo this video's pretty old

[SpamLizzo]

@thatrealycoolguy yeah but crybabies will still cry.

[Jangobadass]

@SpamLizzo

I don't think so. With Mako, NC mouthed off about something he didn't understand. But poor Leslie really was in too many crappy movies (though he was the best/only good thing about them)

[SpamLizzo]

@Jangobadass I think he said Mako sounded like Mr Miyagi if he smoke an entire Marlboro factory.

[Tdi7457]

@SpamLizzo No, Nielsen died two years after this review

[TheUnseenMovieLover]

@SpamLizzo I don't think so, because Mako was dead when NC made fun of him; Leslie Nielsen was alive and well when NC made this video.

[CHCHuser]

@SpamLizzo I have a feeling they will.

[Bloodyidit]

@SpamLizzo

yep.

im among them.

don't fuck with Leslie.

she's my girlfriend.

haha i made a joke.

[Adamguy2003]

@SpamLizzo idk, even Nielsen's fans (Myself included) would have to concede that he did appear in some pretty crappy movies, such as this abomination and the aptly- named  "2001: A Space Travesty."

[allright715]

@SpamLizzo Undeniably yes because he gives in to his fans' cries.

[getmario64]

R.I.P

Leslie Nielsen

[JackieHoute]

@getmario64 WHAT? HE'S DEAD? NOOOOOOOOO!

[Orthropox14]

@getmario64 Leslie Nielsen was fucking funny. R.I.P.

[darksydefan]

R.I.P

[JannieJubille]

I think I just might over dose on critic's sarcasm... X_X

[xorterenshe]

Sister Wendy Beckett wrote this review, lol.

[TOshow1]

@pokecrazy noooooooooooo there's no way mr. Holmes, this masterpiece cannot be mocked, for it is the greatest work of anyone to attempt cinema.

[godzilla964]

OMG this review was posted on my birthday!

[sillygrl23]

lol, oh NC your attempts to hide your disgust behind witty sarcastic humor will always have a place in my heart :)

[RobotMice]

GENUISE!!!!!!!

[StarBlade226]

challenge acsepted. no

[zeldafreak71]

ROB SCHNIDER IS DERP DE DERP DE DERDILY DERP DE DERP DE DERP DE DOO! rated pg13

[solar9019]

I can't believe such a movie existed did it make any money?

[pokecrazy16]

@theninjaswerehere good point

[nativewizard]

wouldn't anybody else like to see the NC and his friends host the oscars someday?

[SpamLizzo]

When I vacationed in Kauai, I periodically thought of this movie.

[pokecrazy16]

was he sarcastic though this 

[thegoire]

@pokecrazy16 yes ol.o

[michaeldoy]

I like Leslie Nielsen... :\

[Hethrin]

4:54...................

BWAHAHAHAAAA!

[Achille12345]

Most epic movies ever agree! XD

[sonyslilhelper]

Lol... Love how you compare gems like citizen Kane and apocalypse now to this mentally retarded steaming pile of mutated radioactive elephant jizz

[Achille12345]

@sonyslilhelper """mentally retarded steaming pile of mutated radioactive elephant jizz"""

That sound quite nasty!

[TheNOTchosen1]

I don't know what goes throgh filmakers heads when they come up with crap like this

[kevindiesal]

@TheNOTchosen1 i watched this movie once. i'll never watch it again. the acting and plot was horrifically bad

[2emma1]

Ninjas rolling out of the way HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­

[lich109]

those ninjas rolling out of the frame remind me of a horrible Tony Jaa movie, where everyone stopped attacking him after hi hit them once.

[ThEmNsPrO]

ur awesome i look up to u

[appletinihamshire]

gee, i wonder if he's being sarcastic. it's a mystery!

[stryker1500]

I'm not gonna lie, 1:53 made me laugh.

[nativewizard]

4:55 man that scared the shit out of me, could't sleep for weeks!