The Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide

[zomb1slayer]

What do ya fink coffins are for

[DJTRANSACTION]

thumbs up at 4:09

[TheMrKeDan]

you go get a tank



[MrOctoKing]

lol im doing my English culminating on culture and i picked zombies! going to use this to teach my classmates how to prepare!

[blader127b]

@codlegofailvideos ha

[ZackSaturday100]

my bad i meant don't carry 50 guns just like 3 and melee or cross-bow you can just pick the arrow back up after shooting so practice and good luck

[ZackSaturday100]

Ok guys i was just reading chances of their being a zombie out break and it actually is :( it's a parastie that gets into humans and turn them into mindless man eating beings..... and half they world are already infected with it so they said if it does happen make sure your ready amd fit like healthy so everyoone start working out start working on you speech like so you get along with other people if you group up and again be ready to carry 50 guns get a melee pist ar or what ever you want. luck

[Ryagful]

were wabbit hunting...wait...

[L3G1TN3SSxFTW]

So what hjappened to episode 2??

[kaitos78]

Bwaaaainnnnsss...



[XxCookiesFTWxX]

Brain :P

[gamezonethegamersway]

lol where did the kid get the gun from

[Zighator]

using a smaller round like .22 is much better.. it does more demage cuz the round ricochets in brain+you can carry more rounds

[Epocseer]

i love the whole, forest, abandoned houses and cemetery hiding place ideas lol

THOSE ARE THE OPPOSITE!! Oh Government You jokester ;) *wink*

[kill3rbight]

we dont nead chuck norris or duke nuckem. all you have to do is give me a shot gun and a sniper rifel.

[TheAlexrice]

the channel name should be "cwowbowwCweationsh"

[MrRucknroll]

haha im going to my uncles house if this ever happens, he has about 50 guns, and roughly 20k rounds of ammo (he doesnt just stockpile ammo for zombies, its cheaper to buy in bulk and u never know if this countrys goverment will fall)

[Legowolfstudios]

Nah, you say this In a zombie outbreak "kill all son of b****es" then kill them and hide on building with gun or Melee weapons

[hippopotomify]

bwain. XD

[gbtii1]

7:00 is that ashton kutcher?

[lord1night1wish]

A girl is the last person i'd worry about they would slow me down...

[DCMfilmsProduction]

Bwain? Why do u say it like that?

[SoulKetushai]

Is anyone else pissed that the kid with the BAT died? Hell, he didn't even put up a fight. FOOL!

[akill2thrill]

Where is second episode -.-

[VideoMagician77]

Good Job farmer Joe!

[80093]

WRONG it is not a zombie it is a infected because a zombie is a dead person coming back to live.

[ThePandemicPenguin]

lol 4:26

[MrRichtoy]

through the bwood swtreem thank you now go hunt some wabbits

[damcmillin]

Cool old school horror flick thank god i brought the popcorn FUCK YEAH

[blowtell3]

height advantage FTW!

[supersayien1001]

Ah, Billy, always doing the right thing at the right time...

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

I demand either tits or part two.

Take your pick.

Actually, I demand both at the same time.

[ergentonio]

98 people had to kill there parents AND turned into a zombie AND geting shot

[ergentonio]

i ust subed

SO I EXPECT SOME GOOD VIDS!!!

[minime21o]

3:09 there is a 1919 in that pile of guns

[MickKick69]

@robotboy17 lol right i feel like not listening to this video would be a smart idea

[IamGumbyy]

Yes, the only way you can kill a zombie is by destroying the bwain. XD

[DehHerroPrease]

@IamGumbyy or give it AIDS

[XboxTeam115]

I only watch this cus it gives me Gay/good/Retarded Ideas for Cod Zombies

[Zarzarcon]

@westsidejuggalojrb besides... WICKED CLOWNS NEVER EVER DIE. were already undead so basically you better make your shelter juggalo proof.

[Monicablahh]

@Zarzarcon whoop whoop! XD my words exactly!!!

[cowboysfan1ism]

These people don't know how to spell or know anything about zombies. Im gonna make my own

[westsidejuggalojrb]

@robotboy17 i cant infect somethin thats already dead so a graveyard would be perfect

[333badcat]

@westsidejuggalojrb that and if zpmbies where alive in the coffins they woud rip there arms off tryin to dig up (:

[Arodarkplane]

Where did Farmer Joe's scythe go????

[1mb4k3d]

i didnt know elmer fudd went into the zombie protection business

[codlegofailvideos]

At least we have Chuck Norris...

[M2BC2001]

@codlegofailvideos Chuck Norris's tears can cure zombies, but Chuck Norris dosen't cry!

[noahjell]

@codlegofailvideos Oh god, I just thought about... ZOMBIE CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!

[chasonmasterson]

@noahjell when chuck norris gets bitten by a zombie,the zombie turns into chuck norris....

[JeremyDouble]

@codlegofailvideos if chuck was infected it will be the end of the world...

[nachoskater44]

@codlegofailvideos you mean : "Atweast we have Chuck Nowwis..."

[OfHolyKnights]

@codlegofailvideos Or Bill Braskey.

[canoinggiraffe]

@codlegofailvideos What if Bruce Lee became a zombie?

[codlegofailvideos]

@canoinggiraffe THEN IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!11­!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[hakeador4000]

@codlegofailvideos zombie chuck norris!!!!!!!!!

[xKazuoXx]

Xddddd

[redead22]

lol mime zombie. dude, lol wall! omg! gun!

[ryanw5385]

@ickyguy001 yea i hate him ur awesome

[thugai]

@ickyguy001 yay!!

[GeorgeMazur29]

5:56

Farmer J: I got to take a leek, and the zombies are preventing me to relieving myself

Charles: Take a piss on the zombies

[doombybbr]

and forests, abandoned buildings and cemeteries are where most of the zombies ARE.

[stuntmaniatv]

@doombybbr Actually because zombies reanimate within 23 hours of the person being infected, the bodies go to morgues and hospitals and so are very rarely buried within that time frame... so all the bodies in the cemetery have died from other causes, meaning they won't reanimate and attack you (viruses don't infect dead tissue, so already deceased persons can't reanimate).

[ChampionsGamez]

@stuntmaniatv ur smart d:

[makemap]

@stuntmaniatv Those are magic zombies summoning the dead. Not bio weap zombie.

[doombybbr]

girls cannot defend themselves? OH COME ON IT IS AS SIMPLE AS POINT AND FIRE!

[LordShiding]

@ickyguy001 to cheer you up look at this musical video making bieber ridiculous

LINK: /watch?v=zHzN80iC59I

[fragger91]

it is 2011 and it was filmed years before and where is the second episode???

[CrowbarrCreations]

@fragger91 I'm editing it right now, search for the trailer or look at my homepage for proof.

[kill3rbight]

@CrowbarrCreations well done. can i just ask did you make up youre own tyipe of zombie or are you using insperation from a well known unervers like max brooks ?

[AthyNa100]

You have to destroy the brain because the brain moves the body so it dosent "kill" a zombie more like Paralizes them

[LordShiding]

@ickyguy001 why so happy!? now he gets to live forever~!

[landeeno215]

elmer fudd is teaching me about zombies

[CL1TMAN]

This clip comes especially handy when Justin Bieber has a concert in your town.

[shinythingsusa]

JUSTIN BIEBER 5:00

[thefenixheart]

abandoned buildings and cemeterys?! what about the ghosts :O

[PennanJr]

Cemeterys? FUCK YOU!??!? 0_0

[alphaf0rce34]

This is what i call a one hit wonder XD

[hxqs05]

Awesome congrats.

[OMBIC]

Run Billy, Funny ass vid :)

[ipissawesomeness]

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade. when life gives you zombies get your FN FAL and start killin!!!!

[PiPhiC]

If zombies don't feel pain, wouldn't that make them numb or paralyzed?

[PostMobb207]

wat would you do if you were the leader of a country and there was a zombie breakout

[iTrollThis]

@PostMobb207 NUKES!!!!!!!!!

[crosschek4]

Very well done. I rather enjoyed that. Haha

[Cbuster666]

pretty coMfused now?

[XXRANGERSXX75th]

U wouldn't go to a shelter. Any 1 ween 28 days later. It's possible

[mangatabby]

Zombie-mime goes 'oh noes, he shall shoot me! Alas!' ~ All without saying a word :D

[Veractheevil]

epic billly kill

[wildpig99]

93 people are about to get killed by a zombie

[lukethegreat101]

I like that he followed zombieland protocol and followed with a double tap. 2:53

[1013637]

There was a video similar to this one, cant find it at all- it was one with a go-go dancer in between some of the scenes? Does anyone know which video it was? Can anyone help me?

[PoliticalWeekly]

@1013637 i remember it, but the name evades me. Its the one where it has the fireman axe right?

[1013637]

@PoliticalWeekly Yes, thats the one. I need to find it BAD!

[PoliticalWeekly]

@1013637 i think your ut of luck, but i will try to find it. Tell me if you found it.

[LCFTW93]

I saw this video on the internet somewhere a long time ago, i had been trying to find it, so excited that i did XD this video was awesome

[CratersAndCream]

Turns out that the pilot didn't know he was a zombie, he just thought he was a mime.

[Kaidus4ce]

@CratersAndCream Was the pilot Farmer Joe?

[Nerwik]

you go to the pub

"who want a peanut?"

[garuga0777]

damn i was gonna do a zombie documentary in this fashion :/

[mw2king310]

i would like....raid sum wood from my house then board up and live in the cornorstore by my house its got enough canned goodies and funyons(yummy) to last a few months depending on how much weed i take with me

[Afronasty331]

93 People Are Undead

[nikkicocoa7]

DER GUH HERP DERP

[MrLtwilliam]

just shoot tham in the head or cut the head off

[killercrocish]

Zombies cant run only morden zombies because they are faster than the Old zombie

[Kaidus4ce]

@killercrocish that's done by way of evolution in one form or another

[ThePivotgiant]

did anyone else hear him say destowing the bwain 02:54 ??

[kingdumby]

if there is a zombie outbreak i would get a gun or knife and kill myself

[TheFedsAirsoft]

Hope my FOID card goes through soon then

[firebat101112]

my parents wont buy me a gun ):

[spartin72]

is this real or just a video?

[PostMobb207]

What would you do if you were the leader of your country and athis happend

[blackboy923]

@PostMobb207 fuk the country grab a gun some gaurds and get the hell out unless its just recently broken out then i would order mass extermination not just undead

[MrDwaynedavis]

Ok ok this was good, i love to watch it, BUT WHEN THE HECK ARE YA COMMIN OUT WITH PART TWO!!!!!

[antienigma456]

begging = to many n's

[xXxBrokenStringsxXx]

Um.....excuse me? Girls can't defend themselves?

your ass will be on the ground in less them five seconds

[dancandii]

wtf is with the "bwain"?

[classified44]

i love how the narrarator has a spech impedimant twee and bwain

[TheCleardeath]

this tutorial faulty

1. modern zombies can climb - do not hide on the roof

2. melee weapon will only work in 1 zombie if you dealing with packs run like hell lol oh while you at it scream like a girl lol

3.girl cant fight , modern females are bad ass incoming zombie apocalpyse

4. don't rely on cops rely at your self at all cost if u dont have any cops near by grab anything that can defend you

5. aircrafts bad idea, you never know if one left inside the aircraft never trust silence

[dkessler5]

@TheCleardeath wow u take this too seriously. and if ur tryin to be funny, its not workin for ani1

[TheCleardeath]

@dkessler5 uhm i dont take anything seriously but if dead body come back to life would u think its funny and let you laugh be eaten and then laughing while you at it of course i didnt take anything seriously , but listen if this thing could happend in real life how do u feel if you dont have anything to prepare like surviving the shit, so dont be ignorant at least try to learn someday somehow i feel some shithead outthere are trying to screw us all just sayin but hey why so serious

[spartin72]

@TheCleardeath i dont think zombies can climb

[warhumm3l]

Thumbs up if farmer Joe is your favourite Hillbilly

[dbgtmaster10]

what about learning parkour to get the hell away

[nightlight7142]

excellent post ,

[Bronzemovies]

Those kids had a baseball bat!

Why didn't they just try to defend themselves?

[TheCleardeath]

@Bronzemovies because they didn't know anything about infections , people on that era , has lack of sense-awareness on modern era we know how to deal with them already , destroy the whole body or just bash em on the head

[DeadButBreathing]

@PhrozenTalksTV Bad tactic. If you start shooting or attacking everyone eventually someone will shoot you down, dog eat dog doesn't work because you need people on your side who will defend you and who you can trust to help out, if they get infected then by all means shoot them. But you're gonna need survivors because even if you manage to kill EVERYONE you'll just find yourself alone in a world full of zombies and no support. Then they'll all come after you.

[mwmyers14]

3:45 FN FAL!!!

[HeyNonyNonymous]

Shouldn't Billy have turned into a zombie by the end of the video?

[surviver00]

2:55 double tap 

[mvana125]

@surviver00 LOL Zombiieland was epic!

[TheMhn5]

tip number one

find grennades,by any means neccesary,board up a door full of zombies, then make some crawlers

[orbion2]

Omfg I just remembered that the fn herstal factory is in Belgium(where I live.) I'll just camp there.

[ViperoneAlpha]

he cant pronounce r's lol

[Frozen8Bit]

92 zombie watch this video

[mikeysdevilish]

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[AcutaPacem]

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[DanielVonPalota]

@AcutaPacem What does AcutaPacem means?

[AcutaPacem]

@DanielVonPalota SharpPeace

[The2323full]

is buggs bunny narrating this

[freshnaked]

7:05 epic mime zombie fail....

[flamingcartman312]

Very good, but one problem. There are no safe zones. Only safier zones than your previous area. Plus Never go to a cemetarys. Zombies are undead and before they are undead they are dead, so where would they come from? Think about it.

[MattIsJustEpic]

@flamingcartman312 No, in cemeterays are the dead yes, but were they killed by infection? No, natural causes or something else than infection, there would not be enough time to bury the dead before re-animation. Un infected will not rise after death

[eminem62000]

lol that zombie mime....

[maxncc]

Four Shots - 3 Zombies dead. Great Aim Billy.

[mxwill11]

ive just started the vidio and i expect it to be good

[ZombieFarmMaster]

This comment will randomly get thumbs up!!!

[iamthechanceman]

@ZombieFarmMaster no it wont >_>

[mcweiser]

wait.. the girl dropped her books when she saw the zombie, but when she talked with the police officer, they were in her hands!

[padawan96]

@misfitsfan28 hahaha chuck norris?? being cought by a zombie? your kidding right? xD 

[cblevins0720]

this is just a video summary of the zombie survival guide by max brooks

[misfitsfan28]

better get out of their billi

[ExplodingNoodle]

whats the music called



[baileytom78]

@ExplodingNoodle Good question

[UncleSam493]

tranquility lane

[meowmixparty]

@UncleSam493 Brings back some hella fun times in Fallout, make me want to cry D;

[happymonkeyfish]

love this keep up the good work man this is great

[jelmat59]

Why cant girls fight?

Why does the gun have to jam?

Why doesnt Billy die?

[lizzyyyRockstar08]

@jelmat59 because it's the 50's. and stuff like that just happened back then. [it's just a guess, I'm not entirely sure here]

[Tyrkia123]

@jelmat59 Cuz they have to spare the time to scream like bitches to get the guys comfused :)

[canadianeagles]

@jelmat59 because in general, women scare easily and totally freak out instead of fight. guns jam easily, and billy is awesome or it might be in the second episode (note:i said women GENERALLY freakout as in not all women just woman in general)

[ParkWayDrive011111]

@canadianeagles Not really, I rarely see girls freakout anymore than a man will, ofcourse men will try to not freakout for a sence of dominance. Anyway, you can still fight when you're freaked out, it's more when you're demoralised that it becomes hard to fight.

[padawan96]

if there were a zombie attack, i would just alert chuck norris....tsss com'on

[misfitsfan28]

@padawan96 ya but then wed have an undead chuck norris then were all doomed

[pokecrazy16]

LOOK OUT! billy's packing!

[moffon65]

dat a boy billy lol

[LurellePiano]

Survival! -=D Bring it, zombies!

[aminoacid1648856]

Crowbar... your choice weapons of anti-zombie

Gordon Freeman approved :D

[Tallonstudios]

@solex we gotta repopulate

[theobagy]

its been THREE YEARS and no new videos WTF



[Solex750]

@PhrozenTalksTV what about every girl for herself?

[Solex750]

4:26 omg... all i can say is F*** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1. THATS NOT TRUE. 2. GIRLS CAN BE STRONGER THEN BOYS. 3. GIRLS HAVE MORE POWER WHERE IT COUNTS DURING A FIGHT THE BRAIN. (boys have no common sense proven fact)

sorry about the rage i have just reached my point with this sexist crap.

[Fermonx]

@Solex750 I only would take a girl with me on a apocalypse to repopulate this crap world we got now, everything is possible now with these virus and nuclear stuff we got....

[BIGZLX]

Hey dude check out my Zombie Survival Video along with all the other ones, you'll like it.