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  • Heard the same shoe joke by Dane Cook, just a year before Demetri did his routine... Wonder if.... No way... Just a coincidence...

  • you love me?wth?|:~)~(it has a beard)

  • Why don't you just show the video instead of the shitty animation

  • lol

    

  • OMFGitslizzi has a better vid on this segment

  • Animation was not that good overall.

  • yeah while you were in the back, my toes were severed off

  • lol

  • 00:51

    HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG­GGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

    i love that picture

  • that "shoe" joke has been done by atleast 3 other comedians i know

    (i'm not sure who said it originally, only that it wasn't dane cook)

  • yeah it may have been demetri martin because i know he was on comedy central in like 2003 or so and i think this was on the act not sure though

  • the animation hurt more than it helped.

  • i love 12 year olds

    X-D

  • nice job spelling actor

  • u ruined it with the drawings

  • your pictures made in paint annoy me. i can't look at them because theey make the jokes corny.

  • Thats good cause wen i was in back, my toes got severed. now i can fit into these 9's

  • i love 12 yr olds haha!

  • Good jokes,

    but you could use some more practice with the visuals.

  • i love how dane cook stole the severed toes thing. hes funny but he's a sell-out. it was an alright video. demetri ftw

  • you spelled actor wrong dumbass

  • haha... flag?

  • background sucks man

  • next time, black bacground or Demetri's face!(easy, no?)

  • omg u made the impossible possible. u ruined demetri martin with your shitty jokes. i hate you and your badly drawn pictures. i think i might steal this audio off you and put on a video that doesnt suck.

  • how old r u?

    14?

    piss off, lol XD i love demetri!!1

  • dont make anymore videos. leave the audio. the pictures suck

  • BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN FTW! =D

  • which is the same as saying "man im not good at a lot of things." lmao where does he come up with this shit?

  • lol I once was the retail guy who was like "I found these nines"

  • i love 12 year olds....

    HAHA;;

    ilubhim

  • which stand up was this, anyone got link or playlist of the entire thing?

  • it's from the album "these are jokes" can find it at most CDs stores and probably on itunes.

  • that wasnt the whole shoe joke. its longer

  • yeah i cut down a lot of the jokes, these are just short snipits from the comidans plus these videos take a good long time to make so i can't always do the full joke, i can but i get lazy.

    monkey

  • I'm 15 and wear an 11.

    And I'm 5'6"

    But then again. why do you care

    haha

    xD

  • Correct, I dont.

  • i was 5'11 when i was 11

  • bull shit if you where what are you know 11'5 lol that was a joke but still jesus

  • Your mom thought my 10 was big...

  • your mom didnt have to think my 15 was big, she KNEW it was big

  • Really? You might have a 15, but next time, at least try to please her.

  • anyone not pleased by a 15 is PRETTY loose ( lolyourmomslut ?!? )

  • Nobody would be pleased by a 15. Ever. Bigger penis =/= more pleasure.

  • Are you only saying that because you couldn't please your girlfriend with your tiny penis?

  • well i guess so....but doesn't make too much sense...sort of does...i mean a clit is like a tiny penis, and but she's a lesbian so she likes clits....oh yeah im a girl. thank you for watching

    monkey

  • haha sorry i was bored that wasn't meant to be as mean as it sounded

  • i liked it when he said

    "a king is two guys on top of eachother, but life has taught me that thats a queen"

    and you showed the brokeback moutain picture

    that was pretty hilarious

    haha

  • floatingmonkey... are you my brother!?

    hahaha, nice uploading funny video!

  • i would hope not unless i sprung a penis out of no where haha! do love the name! rock on!! woot

  • Hey Monkey, I haven't read anyone else's comments so I apologies if this has already been said..

    Demetri's comedy works because he doesn't spell out the punchline, he takes people right up to the edge of the joke then pauses and let's them catch up. By explaining the punchlines in your drawings and commentary his jokes lose a lot of their humour. My suggestion is you try to be much more subtle with the drawings and comments and still let people work out the humour for themselves.

    Cheers mate

  • wow! constructive that is rare! thank you so much. yeah i know, this really isn't my favorite video because of that. and i plan to go back to my orginal way of making video's which is sound and picture of something. thank you so much, i will keep that in mind. =) thank you for watching anyway, and for being nice haha! you rock!!

    Monkey

  • Okay, Monkey. Originally, I was just going to leave some constructive critism, but after reading your replies to peoples' comments (some of which are quite awful) I'm not even going to bother trying to help you improve your next video because clearly you don't want help. When people write negative things, it's really just best to ignore it and not try to make up a smart-ass reply, because really, that just makes you look like an idiot. I really prefer you not reply, but whatever.

  • sweet if you actually read through them, you would notice i respond possitivly to CONSTRUCTIVE critism, people just being assholes to try to get a rise out of me, i am more than happy to look stupid by being a smart ass. its who i am! woot

    monkey

  • Um... okay then. You kinda just contradicted yourself, so if you are trying to make a point, its not exactly clear.

  • if your talking about me looking stupid by being a smart ass as a contridiction. what i mean is i don't care what people think of my smart ass comments because if they are getting them, means they are just trying to piss me off. which i don't really get pissed off at people on youtube. but really, i try not to make points. no reason on things like youtube, because i don't feel better about myself if people on the internet think im cool, cause THAT is a contridiction

  • Okay, well when I look back at your comments I find that you sound realllllly amazingly rude and sarcastic to those even just politely offering constructive feedback, so really, you deserve to sound like an idiot.

    I'm done. If you reply, you're not getting a response.

  • Well, if i sound sarcastic to people giving cunstructive critism its unintentional. i am naturall sarcastic nothing i can do about that.and i don't try to not sound like an idiot im proud of me idiocy. very much so. again i don't care what people think of me, especcially internet people. if they feel the need to take out their bad day on me i am more than happy to take it. if it helps them, im glad i could do something. if i respond sarcastically its cause its fun...i like to have fun

    Monkey

  • People might also take you more seriously if you didn't reply to comments like "you totally ruined it." by saying "yay me!"

  • its youtube, i don't care if people take me seriously, i don't take myself seriously. how boring

  • I was going to comment and say that it was a good choice of demitri martin jokes. but then i read your replies to comments and you piss me off. so now all i'm going to say is that the drawings suck and they're not funny. so stop trying.

  • haha! wow that is so awesome!!! haha!!! that made my day thank you!

    monkey

  • i dont wanna be an ass and demetri martin is very funny but the little comments and all the drawings just werent funny. work on that then i bet u would get more views

  • will do, yeah i didn't like this video much myself. i was thinking of changing it up. you rock!! thank you

    monkey

  • this was unhumorous and ruined the funny

  • sweet! i love ruining the funny whatever that means!!! that was actually a lot kinder than most people say to me.haha. thank you for watching!!

    monkey

  • I'm so sorry! although you said that it didn't bother you, it really bothers me that i said something rude like that to you. i am not that type of person, and i don't even no why i said that. i really hope that you see that i didn't mean those things, and i was only stressed out from a fight with my brother. please don't think badly of me. i am sorry once again!!!! byeeee!

  • that is very sweet of you, but promise you what you said didnt hurt me at all. when i get on these i never expect to see any good comments. your forgiven people need someone to go off on sometimes, and i am very often that person even through youtube videos. im ok with that. thank you very much for apologizing that was very sweet, i dont think bad of you even if you do mean what you said.

    monkey

  • Damn, I am dissapointed in the way some comments were made to this in such a derrogatory tone. I can see giving constructive criticism, or an opinion of the content of the clip but to get so personal, and only with cruel intentions? If it's any kind of consellation, Monkey - the crummy people who write that junk seem like uneducated or uncivilized losers and their ignorance only makes THEM look bad.

  • The person prior to me, I can respect you for your umm, constructive critisism, you spoke your opinion and clarified to this dude to not take it personally. Wait a sec. who f*cking gives a s@it about what I think anyways? L8R--------------

  • thank you very much. yeah i never let what people say bother me. it actually entertains me quite a bit hearing this people go off at me for no reason other than to be douches. thank you very much!! you rock!!!

    monkey

  • i never said that you had no life. i am very sorry if i seemed like an asshole towards you,and i didn't mean to insult you. thank you for replying to me, and i am once again, sincerely sorry.thank you for making this video. it was very entertaining, and i hope you make more! byeeee

  • no i said i have no life haha. no worries. you didn't seem like an asshole, a little... unpolite but not an asshole, if you look at my other comments, you are no where near an asshole haha! thank you for watching and im glad you liked it

    monkey

  • do you stay up all night and just make comments back to people???? < WEIRD!!!!

    whatever! these people are only saying something about your videos, so if in the future you were to make a video, people would enjoy it.

  • actually yes, i have no life and don't really sleep. and no most of these people just say stuff to be assholes. when people actually have some sort of constructive critizim youll notice a lack of sarcasm from me.

    monkey

  • ok, monkey, will you just fuck off and call it a day? your "witty" comments back to people are creepy!!! there is nothing wrong with the video, it is very well done... but please, just don't make these annoying smart ass comments back to people!!! thanks for posting this video though...

  • sorry can't stop, how i was raised people talk to me i talk back. im going to do what im going to do the more people tell me to stop the more motivated i am to continue. thank you for watching. i can't imagine how what i say to people effects you. thank you again for watching.

    monkey

  • your a fag

    monkey

  • actually im bi but you know people take that differently. have a great night! thank you for watching

    monkey

  • i didnt see myself not enjoying sum Demetri jokes but.. yur "yay more pauses" n that ruined it.. nice try, but yur not funny.. please stop trying to be

  • oh i know im not funny, my job is done, i make people annooyed and unhappy! thats my lifes work, thank you for making my life better ;) so i continue to do this kind of thing. thank you for watching

    monkey

  • Monkey. Just for saying that. I hope your family dies.

  • YAY! even more!!! god my life just keeps getting better. my family is huge we could do with a few deaths. yeah thats phucked but you know what, im too happy that i keep pissing people off!!! yay! thank you for watching

    monkey

  • Pictures make it alot less funny. Never do this again.

  • oh but i will AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!thank you for watching

    monkey

  • i thought the animation was really bad, and it wasn't very clever either... sorry?

  • ha ha no need to say sorry, it was really bad and wasnt clever in the least, but thank you for attempting to say sorry most people if you look dont even bother. you rock and thank you for watching and giving crostructive critisim. however you spell it. thank you!!

    monkey

  • shame on dane cook for plagiarizing the awsom shoe joke

  • you suck

  • i also lick and blow, go me!!! thank you for watching

    monkey

  • my favorite is the toe severed off bit. the picture makes it funnier, cracks me up every time.

  • im so glad!! yeah i love the severed toe thing, i heard it an i knew i had to do something, thank you for watching

    monkey

  • HEEL**

  • It's the words in the pictures that take away from it. Just stick with pictures without explinations.

  • will do next time thank you for the tip!

    monkey

  • nice!

  • thank you! you rock

    monkey

  • Sorry dude, this was really terribly done. I hate when a punchline is explained to me, and that's pretty much what you did in every picture done in paint. Not a fan of this, but good attempt. Try putting some more effort into your drawings. I know it's more work, but you're going to get a better reaction out of it.

  • the whole point is for the drawings to look aweful. sorry about the ruining it thing but thank you for atleast being polite about it. most people arnt. you rock and thank you for watching i will consider your suggestion. again thank you

    monkey

  • I have to say that the visual ruined the experience for me. Demetri martin butchered.

  • yay me!! thank you for watching

    monkey

  • dimitri martin is the best comedian ever but this is not the best combination of his job.

    s.o.a.d. 4 ever

  • that was very....constructive...odd for the people who normally comment my videos...im not even sure how to react to that...thank you? lol but really thank you its unusual and i thank you for letting me know

    monkey

  • You ruined Demetri with your stupid fag comments of "OMG YAY MORE BREAKS AND CLAPPING!"

  • well i had nothing else to put, if you have anything better let me know ill be happy to watch! thank you for watching!

    love

    monkey

  • how about blank space? Jeez.

  • umm than that would just be audio, as much as im sure people would perfer that...last time i checked youtube was about videos...visual...not audio

  • The correct combination of both can make a video totally rock though :/

  • I like how you added the "That's right size 10 ladies!" That was hilarious.

  • lol thank you, i thought it was funny but you rock thank you for watching!

    monkey

  • oh god he cracks me up!! and i like the things w/ the audio cause it's just kinda borings looking at the same pic of him for like 10 minutes. good job

  • at 30 please tell me thats radi fergison

  • Hey why don't you stop acting like your side comments and illustration enhance Demetri Martin's jokes in any way shape or fuckng form. Learn how to spell actor. Jesus how lame does your ass have to be to spell that fucking word wrong. These videos do nothing to add to his jokes, they only put a screen door covered in animal shit smeared all over, just tinting it with someone's ignorant imagination shits. You fucking suck, you fucking suck, go die go die. You suck cunts. Fin

  • well actually i do, i also lick them but my personal life dosnt really interest anyone, never been good at spelling, but hey i enjoy life! thank you for watching this one too!!

    monkey

  • That was just a little bit unnecessary. If you don't like a video, fine, but don't make personal attacks on the people who worked hard to make them. Keep your fucking opinions to yourself, douche bag. Nobody gives a fuck what you think.

  • Because flaming people on Youtube is so much better.

  • Hey, sorry i just got to this one but, ive been busy so... Anyway, another good one. And this is free of charge but, i think that the laughte breaks would be even funnier w/ crazy pictures of people laughing. And the only other thing i have to say is MAKE 'EM LONGER !!! They are waaay to funny to be contained in 2 min.

  • iv been trying to make them longer but just those 2 minutes, takes about 4-6 hours to do, i can try but its pretty hard lol. thank you though, ill probly try the laughing picturs thank you

    monkey

  • Ha, ha, ha... Loved the vid but a little bit confusing to try and listen to what he said while watching what happend on the screen...

  • well its mostly about the comedian, so yeah i guess i messed up because its just about listening. but thank you!!! you rock, thank you for watching!!

    monkey

  • "flag?" lqtm

  • haha i just listened to this one earlier but your version. tres funny

  • wow im glad to some i make it better! you rock!! thank you for watching

    monkey

  • elyse i lovr the improve photo's and stick people they intensify the epicness of each stand up performance anyways rock on i love your work ^_^

  • i am good at checkers...

    i knew this would make a good stick figure thing, very entertaining.

  • thank you. yeah it was accually kinda difficult so its not terribly good lol. thank you for watching

    elyse

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