Ok, Ok but dolphins are not fish, they are mammals. Maybe Penn says this on purpose in this early segment of the show but shame if anybody don't know this.
@tvastar i don't know if it's true for every fish/mammal question, but you can see whether such an animal is a fish or a mammal by looking at the tail fin: if it's horizontal (like a dolphin) the animal is a mammal, if the tail fin is verticle (like a goldfish) it's a fish
ok to all of you assholes who are saying fuck you dolphins or whales or mosquitos or whatever SHUT THE HELL UP!!! they are just animals, they don give a shit if humans post them in a prestigious magazine or if they worship them are gods or demmons, THEY DONT!!! they are just animals and they only come to fulfill a determinated paper inside nature so stop bitching around like little kids and get over it!!!!!
Vampire bats have more "powers" than dolphins. They use echolocation (like dolphins) but also have heat sensing organs and can "see" your body heat. That's how they find veins close to the surface.
Dolphins are mammals. You should know, your a fat slimey looking walrus fucking piece of shit. Ppl are we-todds. WTF is the deal with those ppl??? Hahaha its funny shit.
well theres this fish!! well its not realy a fish but some people say it smells like fish!! its pink, wet, and juicy!!! it cures depression TRUST ME!!!! :3
@Jaydoggy531 but dolphins exist all around the world, and infanticide has only been recorded off the cost of scotland and near the beaches of virginia. 1% of humans are psychopaths, wouldn't it be logical to assume the same true of dolphins?
Can't tell if trolling but I'll respond: It's also been found in California and Florida. Dolphins aren't the only creatures who kill young in order to make new mates. It also happens frequently in wild cats, especially lions.
@Jaydoggy531 I wasn't aware that it was found in california and florida too... but i'm well aware that other animals do it, it was common practice in humans for thousands of years--frequently appearing in the legends of rome and in the bible for instance--i was objecting to the way that it seemed like you were dismissing the species, (judging from the language "they left out the craziest [behavior]"), based on what some members of it did.
I hate Penn & Teller. I love dolphins and would rather associate with dolphins than these two establishment cocksuckers. Dolphins are nearly as intelligent as human beings, and deserve to be treated with respect.
@JasonDamisch get your facts straight before you say something. Treated with respect you mean? what about all these waterpark that make dolphins do silly shit just to entertain us humans, Ive seen dolphins getting trained to simulate sex with other people, just to have a cheap laugh, so who's being the intelligent creature here?? and is the same thing with monkeys and chimpanzees in captivity, they are also considered nearly as intelligent but we humans just use them for cheap entertainment.
@JasonDamisch You do know that dolphins are the most prolific serial killers of the ocean. They're the only animals next to chimps that kill and rape other animals for no apparent reason, even their own young. Dolphins may be intelligent but I wouldn't give them any respect or dignity, nor anyone who still has innocent images of flipper bored into their skull. Fuck dolphins and anyone who likes them.
dolphins r the smiling assasins never turn ur back on something thats cobstantly smiling and laughing u know dolphins r really taking the piss out of u wen hes in a group with his buds cause he can cause he knows u dont speak dolphin . racist fucks
I LOVE dolphins. as far as amazing creatures go, they in my top ten. They 're surprisingly intelligent, they're affectionate, they're surprisingly human like in psychology, and they've been known and have been filmed keeping sharks at bay with their mere presence. As great as Dolphins are, i wouldn't rely on them to win the lottery.
People who believe Dolphins are psychic are morons
even assuming dolphins are indeed smart, why is the stupid doctor teaching the dolphin such advanced words? isnt that putting too much faith in the dolphin's intelligence? which child started with the word "humanoid" anyway, shouldnt they be practicing pronunciation first?
then again maybe dolphins cant speak, yeah lets go with that
@poppydephary Are you the fucking doctor here? Let the man do his lifes work, we're all on the edge of our seats waiting for his conclusion about the intelligence of these gay ass fish.
Are they fish or a mamal does not make any difference. Are they so intelligent as we are or not, that makes no difference. They are intelligent enough to understand, feel. That is not bullshit. And one think I can agree is that they are really not telepats and have to be left alone.
They're maaaammmmaaalllllllsss! Also, not the gateway to enlightenment, much like most other mammals. I....sort of want to see what a dolphin does when it's on LSD.
And you americans wonder why everyone thinks your stupid, I mean I don't, but people like retarded vibrating dolphin noise lady is all we get to see in the rest of the world. You need to work on your media immage. Or government forced sterillization.
... oh how i hate dumbasses who can't separate their fantasies from reality... yeah communicate with dolphins.. whales.. trees.. energy... dead people.. if real life is so uneventful and mundane for you, smash your brains in and maybe you can turn your mental clock back to that of an 2 year old... start having conversations with furniture again. or do what most other phat jackoffs do, play WoW and mastrubate to your orc thief or something.
Seriously these people seem mostly mad. Having swam with wild dolphins in Egypt it was an interesting experience, but certainly not life changing. Although the Dolphins must get something out of the human interaction too other than just easy food. Apparently these same dolphins had come back to this same village every year for the last eight years. The village charged tourists and the dolphins stayed a few months. Assume they made enough to survive till the same time next year.
@PinkPunkyKat actually... i think the "dolphin" bullshit "cure" happens because the kid spends precious time with the FAMILY and other people while swiming with dolphins...
Leave the autistic kid alone with Dolphins and absolutely nothing is going to happen.
Penn would probably regret calling bullshit on dolphins when the world ends and they all fly into space with jetpacks calling out "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
Anyone who relies on Penn & Teller as somehow being 'authorities' regarding cetacean intelligence has to have a screw loose in their own head. We're talking about a couple of sideshow hucksters here who like to perform amusing illusions for gullible audiences - not qualified marine biologists or experts in anything approaching the ability to assess intelligence in aquatic species...or species of any sort, for that matter.
I love Penn and Teller, but they REALLY need to get off their bullshit kick about never trying drugs and take some LSD. Or at the very least they should take some magic mushrooms. Those are good for you. VERY good.
I can't believe how many people go their entire lives without taking a psychedelic. It's like spending your entire life indoors and never going outside once. You will just never understand what it is you're missing. And it's a LOT.
@spanky46758 Damn, I guess you should count yourself as one of the billions of people that need to gain enlightenment through the sacrament of acid (or any psychedelic; I recommend psilocybe mushrooms in doses over 4 grams dried).
Inexperience and improper guidance has given you a narrow mind, but there's help and hope. I know it hurts to grow, but it must be done.
@uglybob6666 Dude, you have given me a wonderful idea for a tourist resort. Mandalay Bay should replace their dolphin pool with a naked hotties pool, where you can swim with them, pet them, "feed" them...
dolphins are amazing... but they don't have super-powers
saguhh00 1 day ago
Dolphins sucks? Lol, what a fucking moron.
jymz13 1 week ago
stupid and hot...the best of both worlds
funcpl2741054 1 week ago
Am i the only one who tried to finish Penn introduction with "Good Eats"?
pickle0 2 weeks ago
Ok, Ok but dolphins are not fish, they are mammals. Maybe Penn says this on purpose in this early segment of the show but shame if anybody don't know this.
tvastar 3 weeks ago
@tvastar i don't know if it's true for every fish/mammal question, but you can see whether such an animal is a fish or a mammal by looking at the tail fin: if it's horizontal (like a dolphin) the animal is a mammal, if the tail fin is verticle (like a goldfish) it's a fish
Raezeman 2 weeks ago
Dolphins don't suck. Penn and Teller even used one to help with a magic trick in one of their videos.
help4343 1 month ago
@help4343 i think they don't criticise dolphins in general. they criticise pepole who are... well... taking it a step too far.
but hey, Dolphins aren't stupid. heck, the military uses them! and they have standards!
linuslillen01 4 weeks ago
@help4343 Yeah, we know, they're just yucking it up here. They take issue with the people who think they're magic is all.
FNGLHR 1 week ago
ok to all of you assholes who are saying fuck you dolphins or whales or mosquitos or whatever SHUT THE HELL UP!!! they are just animals, they don give a shit if humans post them in a prestigious magazine or if they worship them are gods or demmons, THEY DONT!!! they are just animals and they only come to fulfill a determinated paper inside nature so stop bitching around like little kids and get over it!!!!!
imperioindigena 1 month ago
Dophins are lovely MAMMALS, but they are not more amazing than other smart animals like, rats, birds, or humans... super power wise.
XD
thelovelyratkitten 1 month ago
This show causes me acute forehead pain. Facepalms really hurt...
Kalimata101 2 months ago
Am i the only guy who laughed when the subtitles said he is dead now?
Nightmeare 2 months ago
One of these them dolphins are going to realise that their cuteness can be used to lure human prey
MegaPoone 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you're watching this in hopes of hearing a "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" reference.
Kroovy68 2 months ago
"They're not mammals. Don't give me that 'they have tits to feed their babies shit.'
Fuck them, they're fish."
Oh man, I'm dying over here.
Kroovy68 2 months ago
There are some fucked up people in this world.....
JBE1993 2 months ago
so long so long so long thanks for all the fish
mrcheepjew 2 months ago
Well, after all the dolphins left earth without the use of a spacecraft!
blenderpanzi 2 months ago
Out of 35 pages of comments, wonder how many say "So long, and thanks for all the fish"?
jambog82 3 months ago 9
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
danielth 4 months ago 7
7:23 sounds like it said "ooooh fuck" ......"fuck that shit" and then it laughed
lmao
happychick1973 4 months ago
This is the most random thing to create a bullshit episode about
redelman43199 4 months ago
I wish I could post a video of my dog's reaction to the people making dolphin sounds... even my dog knows these people are nuts!
RussianPhantom24601 4 months ago
"I took LSD a hundred times at the tank."
That explains everything.
Leatherbubba 4 months ago
She sounds like the girl from Porky's
wojovox 4 months ago
That guy was assassinated by the dolphins because he was learning their secrets.
jabg2011 4 months ago
There fish... You're an idiot.
moledragon 4 months ago
Vampire bats have more "powers" than dolphins. They use echolocation (like dolphins) but also have heat sensing organs and can "see" your body heat. That's how they find veins close to the surface.
CamillaCalamity 4 months ago
@CamillaCalamity Yeah, but dolphins are pretty xD
LemonPopsiclez 3 months ago
why doesn't the short guy talk?
nancy6ify 4 months ago
@nancy6ify He's not really short, Penn is just freakishly tall in comparison.
Jonmad17 4 months ago
Fuck you dolphin and whale!
100cjkennedy 4 months ago
orcas beat dolphins, fins down! fuck dolphins, little cheery bastards.
FreeTheRadical 5 months ago
I'll be honest, Im more interested in killing and eating a dolphin than I am in swimming with one
RomanianDaci 5 months ago
@arkie74
Please for the love of god stop quoting that fucking South Park episode. This is even worse than "I'm Rick James bitch".
kingboobs20 5 months ago
@kingboobs20 I'm Rick James Bitch, and i fuck dolphins...... cocaine's a hell of a drug!
bloodlinehunter 5 months ago
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FFFuuUUCKKKUUUU DOOOLLLFFFINNNNN!!!
iseaall1205 5 months ago
Dolphins are mammals. You should know, your a fat slimey looking walrus fucking piece of shit. Ppl are we-todds. WTF is the deal with those ppl??? Hahaha its funny shit.
fockyoumang 6 months ago
@fockyoumang of course they are mammals, dumbfucks who are saying they are fishes they just dont know shit mi agree with you jajaja
imperioindigena 1 month ago
The title sequence for this season is the best IMO. Classier than the earlier seasons, and more understated than the latter ones.
bubbyeater 6 months ago
This is without a doubt one of the funniest bullshit episodes
NinjaSlayerSix 6 months ago
4 people are dolphins on lsd
KevsterJester42 6 months ago
Creepiest shit ever.
VoidedMirror 6 months ago
I guess this people must have seen Flipper, and thought it was a historical documentary.
villalba874 7 months ago
Teller has really great legs...
JenRageify 7 months ago
I can talk to dolphins and the one that lived with Mrs.Howe said "you're crazy, leave me alone and stop taking LSD in my house!"
wickedwitchwest12323 7 months ago
Took lots of drugs...LOL
babyranks4 7 months ago
well theres this fish!! well its not realy a fish but some people say it smells like fish!! its pink, wet, and juicy!!! it cures depression TRUST ME!!!! :3
Nephlys 7 months ago
They left out the craziest: They kill their own young so they can toss them around playing catch and have an excuse to have sex again.
Jaydoggy531 8 months ago
@Jaydoggy531 but dolphins exist all around the world, and infanticide has only been recorded off the cost of scotland and near the beaches of virginia. 1% of humans are psychopaths, wouldn't it be logical to assume the same true of dolphins?
GeatMaster 8 months ago
@GeatMaster
Can't tell if trolling but I'll respond: It's also been found in California and Florida. Dolphins aren't the only creatures who kill young in order to make new mates. It also happens frequently in wild cats, especially lions.
Jaydoggy531 8 months ago
@Jaydoggy531 I wasn't aware that it was found in california and florida too... but i'm well aware that other animals do it, it was common practice in humans for thousands of years--frequently appearing in the legends of rome and in the bible for instance--i was objecting to the way that it seemed like you were dismissing the species, (judging from the language "they left out the craziest [behavior]"), based on what some members of it did.
GeatMaster 8 months ago
@Jaydoggy531 this like i do with my faimly unship with more sex and killing
abarrathemaster 8 months ago
Dolphins are beautiful creatures with an asshole side. Just like the rest of us.
SirAlfredSourcock 8 months ago
at 3:45 ,I think watching an episode of Xena warrior princess could do the same thing for her.
Nerpha 8 months ago
ya! "fuck dolphins" XD
lonoguge99 9 months ago
I hate Penn & Teller. I love dolphins and would rather associate with dolphins than these two establishment cocksuckers. Dolphins are nearly as intelligent as human beings, and deserve to be treated with respect.
JasonDamisch 9 months ago
@JasonDamisch P7T are very openly and outright anti-extablishment.
kiminokami 9 months ago
@JasonDamisch get your facts straight before you say something. Treated with respect you mean? what about all these waterpark that make dolphins do silly shit just to entertain us humans, Ive seen dolphins getting trained to simulate sex with other people, just to have a cheap laugh, so who's being the intelligent creature here?? and is the same thing with monkeys and chimpanzees in captivity, they are also considered nearly as intelligent but we humans just use them for cheap entertainment.
MrVladromero 9 months ago
@JasonDamisch You do know that dolphins are the most prolific serial killers of the ocean. They're the only animals next to chimps that kill and rape other animals for no apparent reason, even their own young. Dolphins may be intelligent but I wouldn't give them any respect or dignity, nor anyone who still has innocent images of flipper bored into their skull. Fuck dolphins and anyone who likes them.
TheMonacleSpy 9 months ago
@JasonDamisch I bet you also eat magic mushrooms and believe in global warming, you hippie loser.
TheCircusReject 9 months ago
@TheCircusReject nothing wrong with mushrooms you fool, and what relation does that have with the topic global warming?
pzqlak 8 months ago
@pzqlak Because you sound like the typical white-knighting ecofreak that the world has too many of.
TheCircusReject 8 months ago
@TheCircusReject and you sound like looser
pzqlak 8 months ago
@pzqlak I think you mean "loser". Please, do us all a favor and go back to school.
TheCircusReject 8 months ago
@TheCircusReject lol
pzqlak 7 months ago
@JasonDamisch Maybe as intelligent as some human beings.
Kree19 9 months ago
I wonder if that chick at 3:50 makes that sound when shes gettin fucked?
arkie74 9 months ago 46
@arkie74 no she makes the sound at 4:00
aortizisawsome 6 months ago
@arkie74 i would fuck the shit outta her if thats true
sphinx129 2 months ago
FUCK YOU DOLFIN!!!!
FUCK YOU WHAAALLE!!!!
arkie74 9 months ago 26
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kingboobs20 5 months ago
@arkie74 CHICKYN ANDA COW!!!!
bricbob1986 3 months ago
@7:30, i thought it was a dolphin not donald duck.
bricbob1986 3 months ago
sooooo
what is it!!!!?
PENN
WHAT ARE DOLPHINS WITH SUPER POWER!!!
TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
WarOnSanity 10 months ago
A dog is smarter than a dolphin.
Man: Can you say "Humanoid"?
Dog: "Go fuck yourself!"
Man: Wow! Three of the most popular word in the English dictionary. Your smarter than a dolphin.
Dog: Coz' I aint got no blowholes bitch! Now get me some treats before I flip you off!!!
janmac86 10 months ago
3:41 to 3:57 She was being raped by a Dolphin ghost
yxrcbszg 10 months ago
3:41 That really creeped me out.
warnation101 10 months ago
@ 3:57 switch into 2nd gear lol. sounds like a stick shift when u ride a gear lower
thearbiter221 10 months ago
WTF? Are these people retarded?
blacksuite1 10 months ago
I'VE DONE 1000'S OF HITS OF ACID! HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
FraterAbdual93 10 months ago
"Institute" is the latin for basement.
unpaidpiper 11 months ago
sexism is something those two men need to prove half the fucking population on earth.
wizzzer1337 11 months ago
fuck Dolphins, more evil than Chimpanzee can swim at 40 miles per hour, kill their own babies. SHARKS FTW!!
wizzzer1337 11 months ago
penn>ted williams
JOHNY1213141516 11 months ago
Gawd, I thought that was a (piss-take) picture of Chief Brody from Jaws at 5:59. LOL
"Smile you son of a.... oh, you are" hehe.
JesusSuckedGayPenis 1 year ago
For some reason, it's conspiracy theorists who react THE MOST. I don't know why. They just do.
GreenGearMood 1 year ago
dolphins gang rape and murder for entertainment, look it up.
respeanut 1 year ago
3:40
Why did she stop talk OHMY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HELP ME MOMMY I CAN SEE FOREVER
yutzwagon2 1 year ago
dolphins r the smiling assasins never turn ur back on something thats cobstantly smiling and laughing u know dolphins r really taking the piss out of u wen hes in a group with his buds cause he can cause he knows u dont speak dolphin . racist fucks
TheCosta5000 1 year ago
weird but hot..
en3rgieboy 1 year ago
The cool think about Dolphins. If you find a feral puppy dog or kitty cat they are wild and violent.
Dolphins are frendly.
WOB1010 1 year ago
Lol and we call ourselves an intelligent species! fn amazing!
PICLex 1 year ago
I swear that that hippy couple was on wifeswap.
br0nc096 1 year ago
I never trusted dolphins. I heard that when they get their freak on they're not too picky!
bealtespip123 1 year ago
P&T should do an episode about why all the really hot women are also really weird.
dominichokage 1 year ago 2
P&T should do an episode about why all the really hot women are also really weird.
dominichokage 1 year ago
I LOVE dolphins. as far as amazing creatures go, they in my top ten. They 're surprisingly intelligent, they're affectionate, they're surprisingly human like in psychology, and they've been known and have been filmed keeping sharks at bay with their mere presence. As great as Dolphins are, i wouldn't rely on them to win the lottery.
People who believe Dolphins are psychic are morons
glaxko2 1 year ago
Screw dolphins, narwhals are the shit. they're like sea unicorns.
DestroyedArkana 1 year ago 64
@DestroyedArkana Narwhals stopped the cthulhu from eating me. . .
MrPrankmastergeneral 6 months ago
Fuck you whale, Fuck you DOLPHIN!
questionauthoritah 1 year ago 6
@questionauthoritah Chicken an a caaww?! CHIKEN AN A CAAAAWW!?!?!??!!? FAK U CHICKEN FAK U CAAAWW!!!!!!!
Kelol100 1 year ago
@Kelol100 Ummmm, ok.
questionauthoritah 1 year ago
even assuming dolphins are indeed smart, why is the stupid doctor teaching the dolphin such advanced words? isnt that putting too much faith in the dolphin's intelligence? which child started with the word "humanoid" anyway, shouldnt they be practicing pronunciation first?
then again maybe dolphins cant speak, yeah lets go with that
poppydephary 1 year ago
@poppydephary Are you the fucking doctor here? Let the man do his lifes work, we're all on the edge of our seats waiting for his conclusion about the intelligence of these gay ass fish.
alderaforall 1 year ago
@alderaforall i suppose you would teach your children 3 syllable words from the very start of learning english too
if no improvement is shown, there shouldnt be any progression to a higher level, that was what i meant in my previous statement
and we cant wait for his conclusion on the intelligence of dolphins, he is dead
poppydephary 1 year ago
The theme song for "Bullshit" for season 5-Present is SOOO catchy. I sometimes rewind just to hear it again. :)
murdock283 1 year ago
So long and thanks for all the fish.
NateTahGreat 1 year ago 3
@NateTahGreat awesome reference :)
juliandemaza 1 year ago
I usually agree with Penn and teller but DOLPHINS ARE ARE NOT "FUCKING FISH!"
They are marine mammals, is a leopard seal also a "fucking fish"? Just because you say fuck and talk loud doesn`t necessarily make it so.
Kenoiteful 1 year ago
@Kenoiteful He was being facetious. Did you miss the parts where he acknowledged that they produce milk and other mammalian traits?
IndigoR 8 months ago
penn's commentary at around 4:00-4:10 pretty much sums it up.
GoblinsnHobbits 1 year ago
Are they fish or a mamal does not make any difference. Are they so intelligent as we are or not, that makes no difference. They are intelligent enough to understand, feel. That is not bullshit. And one think I can agree is that they are really not telepats and have to be left alone.
rycka1983 1 year ago
"Fuck them! They're fish"
redtrek524 1 year ago
I didn't know that people were stupid enough to think dolphins have super powers, the only dolphins I know that do are the 1972 dolphins.
DaMirrorLink 1 year ago
one tard missed the like button
MrAdamo8888 1 year ago 2
They're maaaammmmaaalllllllsss! Also, not the gateway to enlightenment, much like most other mammals. I....sort of want to see what a dolphin does when it's on LSD.
I AM A BAD PERSON :(
physalia2 1 year ago
When the phrase come up "He's Dead Now" it made me laugh hahaha
Bulldog22031 1 year ago
And you americans wonder why everyone thinks your stupid, I mean I don't, but people like retarded vibrating dolphin noise lady is all we get to see in the rest of the world. You need to work on your media immage. Or government forced sterillization.
SmokeWeedEveryHour 1 year ago
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@SmokeWeedEveryHour
You think that USA is only place with people like these?
MokomaSusi 1 year ago
"She's weird" is an understatement.
RelixKondor 1 year ago 2
we've gone plum crazy.
zhenio 1 year ago
No...No...she really did not just make a dolphin sound....I refuse to believe that people can be THIS stupid....
TheDarkEmerald 1 year ago
Fuck them, they're fish.
BitterBosh 1 year ago 4
They're fish! Yeah in the same sense that we humans are fish. Ref. AronRa's channel. LMAO!
mjh012363 1 year ago
they smile so they're stoned or fucking with us
299458 1 year ago 4
... oh how i hate dumbasses who can't separate their fantasies from reality... yeah communicate with dolphins.. whales.. trees.. energy... dead people.. if real life is so uneventful and mundane for you, smash your brains in and maybe you can turn your mental clock back to that of an 2 year old... start having conversations with furniture again. or do what most other phat jackoffs do, play WoW and mastrubate to your orc thief or something.
retards
behemuth 1 year ago 2
@behemuth Well said
redtrek524 1 year ago
@6:57 - that's just too much...'humanoid? waaaaaaaah!' that's about the funniest shit i've seen in a long time...
telaute 1 year ago
Well, dolphins are extremely intelligent - probably on par with gorillas and chimpanzees - but they're incomparable to humans. Yeesh.
jediphoenix 1 year ago
@jediphoenix ... no they are not... several species of birds are smarter than dolphins
behemuth 1 year ago
Seriously these people seem mostly mad. Having swam with wild dolphins in Egypt it was an interesting experience, but certainly not life changing. Although the Dolphins must get something out of the human interaction too other than just easy food. Apparently these same dolphins had come back to this same village every year for the last eight years. The village charged tourists and the dolphins stayed a few months. Assume they made enough to survive till the same time next year.
hkpho0ey 1 year ago
Who cares about Dolphins when there are Octopuses in the sea! ;)
TheScandinavianOne 1 year ago
Shes weird ,but HOT,,,
punker4u84 1 year ago
Ah, good old Masshole.
IoEstasCedonta 1 year ago
What the fuck is wrong with the chick at 4:01?
Jdhslightlystoopid1 1 year ago
Definitivamente: hot but weird.
AkaneMiyano 1 year ago
"... which is the latin term for took lots of drugs." ROFLMAO ! :)
Xigano1 1 year ago
sounds like she's getting off
Kingofcorrect 1 year ago
So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?
Jizzinthis 1 year ago
What in the HELL is up with that noise that bitch is making???
MahBoi22 1 year ago 6
I have autism and have heard that dolphins can cure it. I've never belived that.
PinkPunkyKat 1 year ago 25
@PinkPunkyKat actually... i think the "dolphin" bullshit "cure" happens because the kid spends precious time with the FAMILY and other people while swiming with dolphins...
Leave the autistic kid alone with Dolphins and absolutely nothing is going to happen.
Sincrol 11 months ago
@Sincrol This...
PinkPunkyKat 11 months ago
@Sincrol The kid is gonna get raped.
IndigoR 8 months ago
@IndigoR i lold! hahaha
Sincrol 8 months ago
@PinkPunkyKat Yep! Stick your dick in a dolphin and you'll be more social!
Obloose 8 months ago
8:20 F'D UP!!!!!
santosbl01 1 year ago
Penn would probably regret calling bullshit on dolphins when the world ends and they all fly into space with jetpacks calling out "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
nickoDavinci 1 year ago
wtf isn't that bad to have birth in salt water??? a lot of salt..cold water? bad for baby?
azngotback 1 year ago
there are freaks out there
thearbiter221 1 year ago
Fuck them theyre fish! God Ive been saying that FOREVER..I got into arguments with teachers about this...
EricLynchSucks 1 year ago 3
she's weird......but hot ahahaha, you americans, wat are you like. penn and teller is a shit-hot show!!
Thatsthebadger1 1 year ago
Anyone who relies on Penn & Teller as somehow being 'authorities' regarding cetacean intelligence has to have a screw loose in their own head. We're talking about a couple of sideshow hucksters here who like to perform amusing illusions for gullible audiences - not qualified marine biologists or experts in anything approaching the ability to assess intelligence in aquatic species...or species of any sort, for that matter.
TheMercilessEye 1 year ago
@TheMercilessEye ill listen to the experts they have on the show instead, thanks.
TheCorporalClegg 1 year ago
I love Penn and Teller, but they REALLY need to get off their bullshit kick about never trying drugs and take some LSD. Or at the very least they should take some magic mushrooms. Those are good for you. VERY good.
I can't believe how many people go their entire lives without taking a psychedelic. It's like spending your entire life indoors and never going outside once. You will just never understand what it is you're missing. And it's a LOT.
JoshSitar 1 year ago
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@JoshSitar shouldn't you be selling tie dyed shirts at a flea market or something
spanky46758 1 year ago
@spanky46758 Damn, I guess you should count yourself as one of the billions of people that need to gain enlightenment through the sacrament of acid (or any psychedelic; I recommend psilocybe mushrooms in doses over 4 grams dried).
Inexperience and improper guidance has given you a narrow mind, but there's help and hope. I know it hurts to grow, but it must be done.
JoshSitar 1 year ago 4
@JoshSitar daves not here man
spanky46758 1 year ago
@spanky46758 Bullshit! I JUST saw him 2 minutes ago!
JoshSitar 1 year ago
@JoshSitar
I enjoy shrooms and all. But I really wouldn't like to be associated with you.
PoloniumSmoker 1 year ago
@PoloniumSmoker Right, because you know me SO well. Duh.
JoshSitar 1 year ago 3
@JoshSitar
Sometimes judging works.
PoloniumSmoker 1 year ago
"they smile so its clear they're either stoned or fuckin with us"
LOL
ripsaw111 1 year ago 4
I wonder of she makes those dolphin noises when she orgasms?
Animefan300 1 year ago
@Animefan300
God i would so fucking find out
BaneH711 1 year ago
Either stoned or fucking with us LOL.
D3adGoon 1 year ago
He really took alot of drugs didn't he show to this to the Ad council.
slicingwater 1 year ago
Maybe that's why the Japanese are killing the Dolphins.
slicingwater 1 year ago
Dolphins are recreational killers. Won't somebody please think of the porpoises?
Also, it's not my bag, but you might also like to know that they are homosexual mutual masturbators.
imperiumdiaboli 1 year ago 17
@imperiumdiaboli haha wow
guineapiggyman 1 year ago
@imperiumdiaboli
>Also, it's not my bag, but you might also like to know that they are homosexual mutual masturbators.
Well, that just wins them my limitless respect.
3Gyro 1 year ago
go swim with dolphins and see how fast one of them tries to fuck you up the ass....it happens all the time! i say we eat the horny little fucks!!!!!
sothis45 1 year ago 2
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crazygeek777 1 year ago
wow. She just made....a sound.... using her vibrations.....wow.
papermermaid 1 year ago
3:59
the sound she makes in bed
mfjeff 1 year ago
I think Octopus and squids are smarter then dolphins
guyfromcanadayup 1 year ago
I don't get it. when i first saw Penn and Teller I really liked them. Then after several years, I hated them. well, penn mostly. now I love them.
BTW, who cares about swimming with dolphins? I'd rather swim with naked women.
uglybob6666 1 year ago
@uglybob6666 Dude, you have given me a wonderful idea for a tourist resort. Mandalay Bay should replace their dolphin pool with a naked hotties pool, where you can swim with them, pet them, "feed" them...
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