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  • anyone else come here in a troll face?

  • Why Harry Potter and Twilight? Don't you fuckers know good books? The Hobbit. Period.

  • @AOrifice The Hobbit is awesome, but I like Harry Potter too

  • ... I am also a Twilight fan, but I agree on reason number 4... No offense to all fans, but I consider Rob as an ugly guy. Also can't believe he can play the piano (book Edward can!). And he does have an evil eye. And you must have mentioned that both Edward and Bella have a low self-esteem (and constantly stare at the emptiness during the movie). It was preety good (although it was mostly of how to piss off a team Edward girl). I like it. Go team Switzerland!

  • what program did you use for this video

  • all twilight fans need to watch this

  • I love twilight but haven't said the actors were actually showing what's in the book haha the movie, to me, doesn't reflect the books, at all...

  • ... if you hate twilight so much then why is your name from the movie.

  • 586 people are twilight fans *cough* twilights retarded *cough*

  • 4 IS SOOOO TRUE

  • i am raging so it worked if real f***ing pissed off

  • The second one is toatally true duhhh i pick talking to snakes over sparkling like a dimound anyday!!!!!!

  • Jacob is related to Sirius! Sirius can turn into a dog

    Jacob can turn into a gay dog! Not much difference there! DAMN U STEPHANIE SOMETHING

  • Number 5; yeah I'm gonna tell my friend that she's obsessed with Taylor lautner

  • 16 - NO WAY IN HELL.

    Im in love with Twilight, and a lot of those did piss me off. congrats.

  • @RetroAlexis

    "I guess Twilight fans are just peaceful" You just made my day. I can't stop laughing, for real. LOL.

  • ok heres the deal you can kill any one but jake

  • ok im a huge twilight fan and that really is a way to pee a twilight fan off

  • Nope. Not pissed off. Just really surprised that one person cant like something without people jumping all over that person's ass about it. I don't go around bashing Harry Potter. I've never heard of Twilight fan bashing Harry Potter fans. I guess Twilight fans are just peaceful.

  • @RetroAlexis

    Wrong there are stupid ass twilight fans that like to bash harry potter fans.

    -_-

  • Best one yet....Tell them eddie isn't real.

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  • I'm team edward, so some things I would not be angry if I say that Jacob er best for Leah, but as I was really irritated by some things I like, but just because it's annoying, because I love the saga

  • Where did robert might be gay? Only in dreams!

  • I'm getting really annoyed!

  • Short to annoy a fan of twilight saga needs to lie to him about the saga

  • eight is true but I'd say it was just a saga, saga finally the best in the world, and that did not matter if vampires exist, because what matters is the wonderful story

  • whom I did the first died soon after

  • No one could tell it was actually four to lie, because edward is presented by robert pattinson sexiest man in the world!!

  • at no 10 he dose leave bella on new moon

  • This made me giggles. XD

  • If you are trying to say Twilight seems fake you have never seen a commercial for Harry Potter.

  • To be honest, you should take this off YouTube if you don't want hate comments, because you are going to get them one way or another from the Twilighters of the world.

  • 1) DOn't you dare touch my books

    2) Edward is pretty as hell

    3) You can kill the werewolf gang I don't mind

    4) edward Is perfect for bella

    5) they do exist >:3

    6) Mike can die in a hole

    7) Alice is epic

    8) Jacob can die in a hole

  • I think a lot of those were stupid and won't actually puss anyone off but some were pretty funny. Anyway, Jacob love Renesme not Bella

  • who ever wrote this is crazy because twilight is really good that is my favorite movie

  • Bellatrix Killed The Wrong Black.

  • @dramacrazynet yeah he could of killed JACOB Black not SIRIUS Black.. Haha!

  • Werewolf: A person turns into a wolf during a Full Moon, and Forgets who they really are.

    Animagus: A Person who can change into an animal at will, and Remembers who they really are.

    Jacob Black Is An Animagus.

  • Jacob just tries to convince Bella to love him. Edward loves and cares about Bella more anyway. TEAM EDWARD! <3

  • TEAM JACOB SUCKS GO EDWARD!

  • Same here REAM EDWARD FOREVER! !

  • OMG every one of those are true!!! Team Edward!!!

  • THTS THE WAY TO PISS ME OFF.... Wat song wuz tht i liked it n I wanna buy it on iTunes

  • that is exactly how you piss me off

  • wow ive only read till like 3 and i love harry potter and twilight so ya

  • last time i checked vapires burn when in the sun or explode anyone agree

  • i was looking for something funny NOT twinkling lights

  • This girl got all pissed at me for putting "Edward should cut his losses and just kill Bella" as my status. She replied like this;

    "No, he shouldn't! How can you be so mean?"

    My reply? " My opinion. I hate Bella"

    "Well,your' opinion is wrong!'' I now hate this bitch, and I hate Bella, too

  • Wow u hate twilight saga ALOT

  • i ove twilight and only #8 brothered me

  • Not only are they comparing Harry Potter with Twilight, but, SOMEHOW, they have started doing it with the Hunger Games. They are just pissed off at the fact that the Hunger Games and Harry Potter are AMAZING books with no stupid plots that include a sparkly vampire making out with a girl that has the same face through the WHOLE series or werewolves being fucking topless for 5 movies straight.

  • I used to like Twilight, but I grew out of it. I used to like Harry Potter, I just don't have time to read it any more, I'm stuck reading texts for my A-levels like The Road (seriously grim btw guys) or Life of Lycurgus ;D

  • looool i should do that first one xD

    siriusly, i've read all 4 books of twilight, and i dont get it how i actually did it -.-"

    they're horrible, the story siriusly sucks...n PLEASE, 'vegeterian' vampires ?!?!?!

    HARRY POTTER ALL THE WAY

  • Harry Potter IS better than Twilight. Come at me bitches!

  • Btw it actually makes sense unlike hp it has real words not like expeliarmus and ooh let's not 4get horcuxes and parasaltongue!! I can understand twilight better than hp! It's the best book ever!

    And btw Voldemort will come back and kill everyone again someday!!!

  • @Vrushrocks Never heard of Latin???

    Expeliarmus is a REAL word. Its just in another language. Something that only TRUE Harry Potter fan can understand.

  • @AnubisVerhalenOnline

    Dude, I'm not a obssesor... or a true harry potter fan....Do those even exist?

  • @Vrushrocks no he won't, because mr potter will always be there to save the day ;), and vampire's are pretty mental. Now they love you, now they kill you! Especially when they sense your blood. X_X

    No thanks!

  • I love twilight soooooo much and this video like pisses me off. But it was hilarious! And so true! My frand said all of these things to me about twilight and I slapped her. ( it was funny we both laughed) for all u haters out there shut up and just read the frickin book!!! I used to hate it but when I picked up the first book I finished the series in 3 hours. So just stop hating and just pick up the book!!!

  • All 577 Dislikes were all from Twilight Fans.

  • LOL, no 30. Edward is not mortal, he's temperature is below zero degrees and to have an erection penis, it need to be hot and also blood spread all over the veins. And why they want to live forever, not experiencing to getting older and live life to the fullest, that would be a long and miserable life to live in. When I read the books, I was practically mentally screaming at her" Pick Jacob,Bella. Pick Jacob." Who wants to live with a vampire that every time you touch you feel cold.

  • You can't spell.

    There's another way :D

  • If Edward ate Bella in a detailed, well described, and gruesome way, it would make a much better story.

  • @thewhoviandream That also could make a great horror movie.

  • @catswickedawesome I kinda find it funny when I make myself mad about something I like ;) you know how you like change your opinion about something when you're with a group of buds? Like that ;)

  • Harry Potter's good as a movie but they shouldn't of got they'r hopes up 4 Twilight I really hate it.

  • Harry Potter is NOT better than twilight and you really should read the books b4 you start hating on twilight!

  • @princesscrystalball actually i read the books, they're crappy to, not as crappy as the movies, but still pretty crappy.

  • @princesscrystalball I have, and I think that Harry Potter is better worded,better thought out, and an original ideaXD

  • harry potter IS better than twilight!!!! and im gonna do this to every twilight freak i meet/know

  • shut it stupid pinjco!

  • 25 damn true

  • I like the song but shut the fuck up who ever made thus

  • I use to r

  • Lol I love Twilight... THE PONY IN MLP

  • At first I thought Twilight was just another stupid vampire love story in 2008. But, just when Eclipse (movie) came out my mom said to try reading Twilight. Now I love it!

    I honestly don't care about other's opinions, we can fight, but let's laugh it off :) c'mon.

    PS. If you don't like Twilight, why are you watching this?

  • @FayeHaya because it tells you ways to make twilight fans mad, and that's always fun, if you are a twilight fan, why do you want to piss yourself off?

  • You are really annoying!! But how come your name is Rosalie Alice Cullen then????

  • Guess what... This is retarded twilight is hot.

  • 4,21,22 got me mad. Dont ever talk bout my baby Edward. LOL

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha! You are my new role model!

  • im actually pissed of right now -:c

    edward is the hottest guy i've ever seen -33

  • I'm a 12 year old girl and I HATE twilight.) Tell them Edward is ugly and Jacob is Shark-boy.

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  • i cried and tryed too kill harry potter fans

  • I am a big fan of Twilight and I do not agree with these at all

  • @Rosebud1739 Too bad the movie and books are awful.

  • @Sw1fterly The movies were good but the books were boring.

  • @Rosebud1739 The Movies were awful.

  • @Sw1fterly I liked the movies better than the books and they were not awful to me

  • THIS VIDEO WAS SO STUPID I AM A MAJOR TWILIGHT FAN AND ONLY 8 MADE ME MAD

  • @loohoo00 yea twlight is awsome i thought this was about harry potterr (i like that too not as much)

  • If Bella had gone with Harry Potter I would kill her. Harry Potter deserves MUCH better.

  • @CreationsEpic yeah im sure u would kill her ur bluff is plain hilarious. honestly if u kill someone for playing a role in a fantasy movie then you have serious problems......i hope you that harry potter and twilight arent reality because alotta hp fans seem to think it is

  • its true that would make me so flippin mad. i mean look at my pic im a vampire lover. good job all those can make a twilight lover mad!

  • 568 people are so pissed right now...

  • Tell them that the only reason Bella chose Edward is because Bellatrix threatened to Avada kervada Bella swan if she did - there can only be one Bella Black ;]

  • I fell in love with Taylor Lauthner when he appered in The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl before I ever saw Twilight. He is one of my all time favorite celeberties of all time.

  • Response to #5: THEY"LL KILL YOU FIRST!

  • Lol really funny beaded HARRY POTTER IS 100 TIMES BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!!! And because it is impossible to kill the wolf gang! AhahA

  • LOVED IT :D Me and my sis came to the conclusion that we've done almost everything on the list xD

  • Um sorry I'm not a twilight fan ... But who is Mike Newton???!!!

  • TEAM BROLY.. Lolz

  • I honestly could care less right now if you can spell or not but that was just an epic pile of win... I applaud you for being able to get this all together! My only concern is the music but really, it's not that big of a deal, I just.... wow... Thank you!

  • I agree with number 4 but disagree with number 5 -_-

  • *Fingers dig into the keyboard*

    Relax Ange....Just.....Breathe and Relax....... *eye twitches*

  • Personally, Twilight was better for me when the book first came out and there wasn't a freaking ton of weird, lonely people worshiping it and it was just a good, well written book. Now I kinda want to slap all the people who can't stop talking about how sexy Taylor is in New Moon when he takes his shirt off.

  • Sorry, but EVERYTHING is better than twilight, not just harry potter, it's a piece of shit, don't compare it to other movies, (other good movies) I can't even desribe it..

  • Hah. I don't say these things to piss a Twilight fan off. I say them because they're true. Also, I'm mostly talking about the first 5 or so reasons because I didn't have to patience to watch the whole video.

  • There REALLY funny, but thay don't piss me off, though say something mean about Jacob... now THAT would piss me off!

  • If some one comes up to me and says my baby is gay I will pit slap that bitch 21-22

  • Only some of those would annoy me

  • Hogwartslover27 I LOVE YOU

  • I only watch twilight when I can't sleep ....in ten minutes it's zzzzzzzzzz.

  • dayum thiss shit ruined my night.

  • @kayley10012 to be fair twilight does suck. i read every single book including the novelle and all they taught me was that if you don't have boyfriend you should just go jump off a cliff.

  • @ilikeepicninjas hahahaha....sorry, but tht was really funny. even though i like twilight, yes tht was funny :)

  • @Robstenlover100 bella is a whiny bitch who can't live without edward edward is possesive and controlling jacob is constantly trying to break up edward and bella, great friend he is :/ harry potter has had the approval of Stephen King and the rest of the world other than a few idiots like you.

  • How is it possible to be vegetarian if you drink animal blood? To be vegetarian you eat VEGETABLES you would drink VEGETABLE blood. This is impossible because vegetables do not have vein with blood flowing through them.

  • The thing that pissed me off right away was the title

  • I don't care about you're opinion, I respect you but don't agree.

    -Toxic

  • COmpared to Luka (vocaloids incase u don't know) he is a bad pianist

  • 30 ways to piss off a twilight fan.....just show them Alex Reads Twilight ;)

  • Edward's hideous, but Cedric on the other hand.. well..that's a totally different story. Literally. (;

  • @kayley10012 do you have a problem with lesbians? is there something wrong with them?

  • You know what guys. I am a self confessed Harry Potter freak. But Twilight isn't that bad. I've read the books and seen the movies. And you know what? I like it. So what if I like Harry Potter too. So shut up about Harry Potter VS Twilight because even though my answer is HP I appreciate Twilight and they made those movies for entertainment for US so go on and trash it if you like but HP and Twilight are both amazing series's done by amazing people and if you guys can't accept that. Go to hell.

  • I know how to fix all of this

    How bout everyone just shut up and respect others opinions!

    I'm a Twilight fan and a Harry Potter fan

    But that's just me

    And I personally find this quite amusing

    Cause all this arguing is getting really annoying

    Soooooooo, yeah

    Let's all just get along with our lives!!!

  • 30 ways to piss off a Twilight fan?

    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED >8D

  • @peacelovebugsdoby EDWARD IS NOT GAY!!!!!

  • @ydouwannaknowthename

    shut up and stop being a hater

    just because u didnt like something doesnt mean everyone else wont like it. in fact. i love the twilight books so shut up and comment on a video that no one watches!!!!!

  • you know, I read the Twilight books... WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT READING THOSE BOOKS TURN AROUND AND GRAB A COPY OF HARRY POTTER!!!!!! ANY HARRY POTTER BOOK!!!!!!!!!!! TWILIGHT WAS SUCH A WASTE OF MY TIME!!!!!!!

  • How would a twilight the no the names of the characters?

  • Srry*

  • I'm a huge twilight fan but none of these would piss me off... Stryker u failed

  • I'M REALLY PIST OF NOW!

  • @TheBeadlesGirl Oi Twilight dweebs calling us stupid... we don't deny the possibility of your shit being real! I mean, Lupin. But our shit has morals. Does yours? Sincerely, Potterheads.

  • Here's one: If you meet Taylor Launter and there's a bunch of screaming Twilight fans, say "OMG it's shark boy!!!!!!"

  • @ShutupAndRun21 I would so do that, and for Robert Pattinson: "OHMIGOD! CEDRIC!!" hahaha (i love Twilight, don't get me wrong, it would just be hilarious. and i do prefer Cedric. :P)

  • I have done this.

  • Hahaha i am so goin to piss of my friend now i hav many things to do now thx for great aguments lol :D

  • i have learned so much from this video thank u

    

  • oi harry potter dweebs calling us 'muggles' .. you lot can go on thinking your shits real so can we

    sincerly twilighters FUAH.

  • I love twilight and all but Edward IS ugly and TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAYY BABYY!!<3

  • Tell them you're gonna kill the werewolf gang? I thought you already burned the books o_O

  • NOO!!!

    WHAT YOU SAY IS:

    OOOMMMGGG!!! Jacob is a vampire!!! :O

  • Woo!!! Go Harry Potter!!!! Twilight Stole Robert Pattinson after they saw how great of an actor he was in Harry Potter!!

    TWILIGHT STOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @JamesPhelpsFan1 He wasn't forced to be in the movies, he chose to.

  • hahaha can't hold myself,, I am laughing to death

  • I think this is really funny. BUT i'm a Twipotterheart<3

  • I have one! Tell them Edward makes vampires look bad because he's LAME.

  • @hermionerox64 NICCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • @hermionerox64 Good one!

  • 2. amazing and true HARRY POTTER FOR LIFE!

  • Edward's a guy?!

  • nope didnt bother me a bit

  • One way to piss off the maker of this video...tell them try need to learn to spell/count ;)

  • This vid has more views by Harry Potter's fans than Twilight fans. What does this mean? Hmmm probably pottermores like watching Twilight on Youtube...OR they have nothing better to do than loving to hate every succesful book that was ever written...

  • @marthaelisa10001 Really? This book is "successful" is because any gullible, impressionable, girl will read on and on about a bitch who can't appreciate the good that is in her life. Bella had meet friends when she moved, but were they good enough? NO. She had to socialize with the creepy fucks in the corner of the cafeteria, completely going against her other friends warnings. This book is only popular with sad people who never found love.

    I swear, muggles these days...

  • @tsbwell If i am a muggle then you are a squib. Incapable of appreciating a true love story, incapable of accepting a book that is more popular than your big obsession (HP), incapable of accepting other people's opinion, believing that only because you didn't like something, everyone who does, is gullible and shallow. So insecure that you are watcing videos about something you hate only because you wanna insult its fans! No, i am not the one who haven't found love, you are!

  • @marthaelisa10001 true love is not all about making out and getting laid, and not about a crepper watchin you IN YOUR SLEEP. the prince's tale, that was all told in a chapter, and was far superior to the romance in twilight, and twilight more popular than harry potter? J.K Rowling is the FIRST AUTHOR EVER to become a billionare, and last i checked, twilight doesn't have VIDEO GAMES, A FREAKIN AMUSEMENT PARK, AND 2 MUSICALS! not to mention the lessons you learn from harry potter

  • @catswickedawsome Lol the fact that HP has video games,an amusment park and 2 musicals means that is better from every book that was ever written? And so what? She is a billionare. If Jane Austen was alive she would have 10 times more money than Jkr.

  • @tsbwell One thing tho, I know a lot of people who are in a relationship but love twilight. You don't have to be fat, lonely and 12 to like the series LOL

  • @cutexchihuahua No one said anything about being "fat and 12 to like the series." All I'm saying is that the Harry Potter books and movies had better reviews and grossed more money than Twilight. But I challenge you to find at least three lessons everyone should learn from reading Twilight.

  • @tsbwell 1. It shows how if two people really love eachother, you can make it through everything.

    2. You don't have to be gorgeous and popular for someone to love you. It's what is on the inside that counts.

    3. The books take you away from reality, it's a lot of fun to read about the supernatural.

  • @cutexchihuahua 1.Yes, it shows the great difficulty of having a boyfriend who is a Fairy, if he had been some kind of monster though...

    2. And the best way to show that is by having the main couple being glamoured up and be what is considered moderately beautiful.

    3. Haunting nightmares, war flashbacks and bad trips on LSD also takes you away from reality.....The only supernatural in Twilight is the behavior of the characters and the writing itself, not the universe it is set in.

  • @Znyrkifyable First of all, Bella is not even CLOSE to being glamoured up. No makeup, baggy clothes, effortless hairstyle = as simple as a girl could be. I quote my previous comment: The books take you away from reality, it's a lot of FUN reading about the supernatural. There is a difference between haunting nightmares, drugs etc and a book. And if your body turning into the body of a wolf, or vampires ripping trees out of the ground with their bare hands aint supernatural, I don't know what is.

  • @tsbwell hahahahah lol! i love twilight, and i love harry potter too....but i think u hit tht rite on the spot. lol. no hard feelins ppl ;)

  • @marthaelisa10001 1. To say Twilight is more popular than HP is not only false, but an insult. HP was first and has a much larger and diverse fanbase. 2. This video is for anti-twilight fans. Why would someone watch a video that is going to anger them? 3. Twilight makes women seem emotionless. But luckily, I don't think this because I read HP, so I know that women are a blessing, which is why I'm thankful for my girlfriend of three years whom I love with all my heart.

  • 1)Lol, the fact that HP was published first doesn't mean it's more popular, and to be honest i don't really care. I like it, that's enough.2)As i said before HP fans leave their comments not only in the anti-twilight vids but in every vid with the word "twilight" in the title.It's quite annoying to read "HP IS BETTER..TWILIGHT SUCKS.." ,plus most of the top comments on HP vids talk about how better Hp is from T.You people are obsessed.

  • @tsbwell 3)You are not a woman so i am not expecting you to understand the books or the way Bella feels during them. My boyfriend doesn't like Twilight but that doesn't change the way i feel for him. I trully love him and i believe he loves me back, so think before you say that "This book is only popular with sad people who never found love."