Youtube Poop: Billy Mays Makes Crack Smoking Easier

[darkrulingpoet]

I was ok til "Big City Crack is sure to completely eliminate your family". Then I died.

[henning19971]

TROLOLOLOLOL

[Ferdimand780]

Topped with pickles, onions, ketchup, or cheese, Big City Crack is sure to completely eliminate your family :D 0:44

[TheGermangoogirls]

@Ferdimand780 shit i was going to post this exact comment

[Ferdimand780]

@TheGermangoogirls LOL sorry man

[Bleakunending]

...crack!

[TheGhostFilmer]

BBQ'D HARSH CHEMICALS!

[Patrickjh1]

Idk why but almost at the end I hear Hassle not Asshole

[theheroabody]

A 20$ VALUE, FREE!, FOR 19.99$! what the fu-

[KiriyamaMikado]

"A $20 value for only $19.99!"

"GUESS WHAT HONEY?! I SAVED ONE CENT TODAY!!! ISN'T THAT AMAZING!?

[XiCoRTheSaiyan]

I died here XD 0:40

[shadowbattalion1]

So call now, right now, and you'll get the quick bread stick slicer for moms, children and pets, or pickles and mushrooms, or ME, BILLY MAYS, A $20 value, free, FOR JUST $19.99

[cghygyy]

5 perfect crack sandwiches in an instant!

[fallout785]

if crack dealers were as good pitchmen as billy they could make a fortune haahah

[Monochromediii]

"And watch me, Billy Mays, attack em"

[ZackTheRipper97]

Or pickles and mushrooms, or me, Billy Mays!

I think I'll have option C o.o

[nfsm654]

transcribe audio:

energized romance 

[natedog2069]

no

[cobretti124]

transcribe audio:

Ordinary apartheid truckers are going to school president ill-equipped they did not

[rafflesia]

"...completely eliminate your family." XDDD

I hope I never have to pull that fully loaded, 80,000-pound tractor-trailer.

Burnt-on cheeseburger! ^o^ Order right now, you asshole!

[ericlamarhessler]

RIP

[ruthere132]

turn on transcribe Audio and you get this

"I've yet to try to reduce basic rent."

[LeGitHeart]

You can stack em', and watch me, Billy Mays, attack em'!

[fluffboyjr12]

The barbecued arse fumes!

[DrScruffy]

*crhack*

[peytonmanning1288]

The barbecue harsh fumes recipe was always my favorite, too.

[TheJedrzejK]

hi! Billcrack

[videogamefreak190]

and join the craze with me real live skunk! lollololol

[Bulbasaurdude]

BBBBBBUUUURRRRNNNNNTTTTT OOOOOOOOONNNNNNN CCCCCHHHHHHEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS­EEEEEEE!!!

[08chazman08]

some crack sandwiches for your kids! xD

[herbienbrian2]

why is everyone demonstraiting the normal tools and applyances so fucking retarded? Do they all have Turrets?

[Windsuke]

lol "make healthy crack, super powered crack, and might crack with ease" that doesn't sound easy XD

[jacobsbrother69]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I SHIT MY PANTS ON ACCIDENT LISTENING TO THAT BIG CITY *crack* and the BIG*crack*(pipe)

[emosparten]

wastin he on crack



[Beatlenut2000]

Order now u asshole

Rofl lol

[TheInstantClassic1]

Cooking Crack on a bed of Weed? Holy shit that sounds completely wack XDXDXD

[mightymatty11]

U CAN ALSO COOK EM ON A BED OF WEED hahahahhaha omg

funny

[cretins1234]

i'm tryin not to piss myself XD

[muffins24]

completely eliminate your family  lol

[GTA4masta]

Bar-B-Que  Hard Fumes!!!

[0oDarkLordRevano0]

the quick grip dick

[Mw2kingv2]

lol 1:47

[kentknightsrule]

this is stupid :(

[ChaosIsDelicious]

I know what I'm spending my money on! :)

[UPHeritage]

BURNT ON CHEESE

[Mtvnoob]

0:39 to 0:50 made me laugh so fuckin hard XDD

[shatina601]

40 people arent happy with their crack

[jgressly]

2 minutes is two long, I need me crack in 15 seconds

[thomasneilson]

haha! crack!

[runescapeman809]

this vid made me LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[1pampi1]

40 people didn't get the crack station recipe guide

[prettybarf]

It even comes with a crack pipe!

[UltimaSlacker]

not even burnt-on, rotten, moldy cheese will stick! wow! lmao

[123artme123]

it eliminates your family o.0

[keepthebeat929]

buurrrrnt onnnn cheeeeese!

[clapandtouch]

lol Future Rally's Commercial.

[TINYHOHOHO]

mmmmmm...crack sammich

[Bmorebadboy1]

make healthy crack!!

[PedroyItatiFan]

Burrrn Donnnne Chessssse

[damone3000]

i like the part when he said crack

[GekiMS]

buuuurt ooooon cheeeeeeseee

[TheRamstorm]

BURNT ON CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSEEEEEE­EEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[triplegreenfire]

0:48 eliminate u family

[NesoDomino]

Order right now you asshole lol

[MokerEntertainment]

Crack station XD

[4ester44]

Any shit . lol

[bigryan991]

i love bbq'ed harse fumes!

[peterpeoplepersonpie]

A 20$ value free! Just pay 19.99. XXXXXXXDDDDDDD

[opedroefeio]

well , im not convinced until it makes giga-crack

[br9ty12]

lol cum build up

[disturbedrox971]

buuuuuuuurnt ooooooooon cheeeeesssseeeeeeeeee epick

[chrisrules1999]

lolloll lmao this is f ing funny!!

[nxr064]

-Burnt on Cheese- Burger, free! Then call, right now, and we'll send you the quick- prep stick- slicer, perfect for- moms, children, and pets, or- pickles and mushrooms- or- Me, Billy Mays! A $20 value, free!- For just $19.00! You get it all, Big City- Crack- Station with the- crack- pipe, recipe guide, and Quick- Prep Stick! All for just $19.00! Order right now, you asshole! Burnt On Cheese! Hi, Billy- Crack!

[nxr064]

And watch this! On a busy school morning, five perfect- crack- sandwiches in an instant! Moms are gonna- smoke- this! And when you're done, clean up the- mixing mess! Call now to receive the Big City- Crack- Station with the- crack- pipe- for just $19.99! We'll also include the- Crack- Station recipe guide! Loaded with one of my favorite creations, like the Barbeque- Harsh Fumes, -Crack- Potato, and the Original Billy- Burnt on Cheese- Burger, free!

[nxr064]

Whether it's- being accounted of full cleaner's- or- ordinary epoxies- chopper sirloin, just scoop, press, and smoke. No flipping and no- shit. Make healthy- crack, super-powered- crack, or- mighty- crack- with ease and enjoy the craze with me- real life skunk! You can also cook them on a bed of- weed- for that classic- up- buildup- or use the- crack- station as the ultimate- shit- press to load the grill in no time!

[11FOXHOUND11]

@nxr064 HA u suck

[girlofwar2]

Join the craze with me! REAL LIVE SKUNK! haha

[keyblader444]

billy mays said shit

[apache249]

Why does steem come out when he says cheese?

[hootergirlsrhot]

don't make fun of billy, make fun of vince. hes a douche

[falhockey]

LMFAO!

[shaboyozzy]

stupid

[Wizieify]

5 perfect crack sandviches in an instans MOMS your gonna smoke this

[shankster30]

"Five perfect Crack Sandwiches in an instant!!!"

[applefritters5064]

Big city crack are sure to completely eliminate your family! WHAT A DEAL

[iownabook]

burnt on cheese sandwitch its a 20$ valuefree for just 19.99

i rofl all night!

[iownabook]

@iownabook

i meant burnoncheese burger

[zzzzoscyzzzz]

kinda gay

[fuckyouimtall]

@zzzzoscyzzzz

Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that. How long have you liked men?

[zzzzoscyzzzz]

@fuckyouimtall ugghhh that wasnt me that wrote that shit..idk who wrote it cuz i never seen this fucken video

[lolwtfmanrofl]

lol!!!!

[GTRracer797]

BUURN OON CHEEEESE

[SkillzManiac]

crack sandwiches lmao

[ighip]

why is this guy always yelling!? wtf!?

[MrNitt]

Are shure to completely eliminate your family! XD

[Pizzapie7738]

A $20 value, free, for only $19.99

[ECRU88888888]

the second to last ending was epic, "order right now you *sshole" XD

[gonzalez99boca]

i love crack NOT!!!!! :)

[nickyc2224]

hi i like your...crack

[tuyhhf]

Quick-Prep DICK Slicer??? OUCH!!!!!!

[sume555]

and join me real live skunk! XD

[kingster20]

big city crack are sure to eliminate your family

[TheKylund]

RIP billy mays

[Aleins1exist]

cant stop laughinggq HAHHA

[MeanestBean3]

This crack is sure to completely eliminate your family...

[SomeoneNamedTom]

1:27 "Moms r gonna smoke it!" lmao

[sdhdgasd]

0:38 "You can double or triple stack em, and watch me Billy Mays attack em." ROFL

[Lazermuffin]

Billy burnt on cheese burger

[Your583]

change the burnt on chesse to burnt on SHIT!!

lol

[youguysaresoretarded]

order right now you asshole. XDXDXD

[SFApologetic1]

omfg. i was crying

[TheAnna3F]

and join the craze with me...... a real live skunk!!!!!!

lol

[nativegirl0421]

lol or ..........me billy maze!

[metalstring346]

fuck hes loud..

[deathfoyou]

0:37 :P

[vicustwiddlesworth]

It's a $20 dollar value, FREE!!

...for $19.99

[visionary1138]

lol

[fiarules99]

Youve never seen a Youtube Poop Video Have you...

Or you just have no sense of humor at all...

[Blackvent1]

And the original Burn't on cheese burger.

[3lgar1]

ROTFLMAO. That's right, Rot freaking loud mayo. Good one. Waiting on the day someone does this with my stuff. I can only imagine how it would go.

[BNSFFREAK747]

BBQ Harsh Fumes!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[uctis]

eliminate your entire family

[mjndblain]

lol he says big cock @ 1:51

[colonelfrost8]

5 perfect crack sandwiches in an instant

[pillarsofserpents]

audio is up and down :(

[omalor]

you can also cook 'em on a bed of weed for that classic cum build up! So order right now! you asshole!

[Sarahbgreat]

so eat SH*T 0:38 O _ O

[chickenpiev2]

will completely Eliminate you family!

[poornation]

"Buuurnt ooohn ch-uheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze"

[hillpkers1]

You'll never have to pull this fully loaded 80,000 pound tractor trailer

[EvillesBill]

This would be a lot funnier if the audio wasn't so messed up

[yourass117]

I'm so glad I no longer have to pull THAT FULLY LOADED 80 000 POUND TRACTOR TRAILER every time I want to smoke crack!

[loutheman13]

whach me billy mays atack them

[TheeMikester]

You get a thumbs down for being a fucking retard.

[xXxRanDom1996]

on a busy school morning, 5 perfect crack sandwiches in an instant. lol

[epbski]

I laughed so hard that i was practically coughing my lungs out, sliding out of my chair, and got the hiccups, that's how flat-out hilarious this is!!!

[yellowsunset]

who puts mustard on crack lol

[corky064]

Order now, you asshole!

[skylerrdavis]

I LMFAO AT THIS. u will never have to pull this 80,000 tracter traler

[brujitah1]

wasteman

[KaiLuck]

Moms are gonna love it!

[AsaiMoonsault]

"Make healthy crack, super-powered crack, or mighty crack with ease!" Well, I'M sold!

[InSaN3SiiNz]

LoL BuY 2 BeCaUse Im CoMiNG To SmOKe TheM WiHt YOu! LoL Jk MaN

[MrOilslick96]

@AsaiMoonsault ME TOO

[dracofirex]

It will completely eliminate your family!

[Nirvana1852]

who gives a shit if he did coke they took him off the air because of it but they keep a child molester wtf is up with that

[vega3410]

BURNT ON CHEEZ!

[hypa4]

The unique design smokes all sides at once so you wouldn't have to pull this fully loaded 80,000 pound tractor trailer!

[ihateforigners]

I LOL'd so hard my throat hurts and I cried.

[ASSASSIN90210]

They're sure to Completely Eliminate your Family

[skylerrdavis]

And watch me billy mays attack them. I LMFAO SO FUCKING HARD

[aidin67]

"Any SHIT you can triple stack em!"

[COB4evr]

i swear... LOL... i have to stop the video bc ill hurt myself lol

[elfofcourage]

BURRRNT ONNN CHEEEEESE!!!

[AgentSnake69]

you can also cook them on a bed of weed <3

[jadenyuki1988]

the king: how can weed help?

[truckracers1]

Squadalah man: It is written only link can smoke weed

[jadenyuki1988]

link: great ill grab my bong

[purepowa]

lol i fucking luv it ring around the toilet

[thomasives]

lol

[JuniorProducer1996]

its sure to completely eliminate your family, in just one serving

[TwistedZEKE127]

I would like to attack them also ^^

[Stonerman9864]

oh my god....oh my god i seriously cried through this entire video, i've never seen something this funny in my life hahahhahahahahhaha. oh my god, man it would have been sweet as fuck to smoke a bowl with Billy Mays. RIP man!

[CrazyIvan316]

0:39 - 0:44 always cracks me up :)

"You can double or triple stack em and watch me, Billy Mays, attack em!" (^_^)

RIP Billy, the pitch master

[Fikyou]

a 20$ value free! for just 19.99

[MrMushasii]

Not even rotten old cheese will stick.

[exraa5]

2:16 lol XD

[kevinkkloste]

just another snake oil salesman selling

junk to American's.

No great loss here!

[SkylerFlamemaster]

....get off the internet if you don't like BILLY MAYS

[exraa5]

5 perfect CRACK sandwiches

[DaixaUzumaki]

xD billy burned on cheese XD

[CrfKid96]

are sure to completely eliminate your family!

[ClarinetLuver985]

Burnt on cheese...BURGER

8D

[KairuHakubi]

is it really hard to adjust the volume of clips so they match?