Bennett Presser: Act more like dogs

[bibide711]

Meow, Meow

[Jod2121]

What's going on?

There's a cat in the house.

A cat in the house?

Yeah, there's a cat in the house!

[BigScooterHiney]

I have had a cat in the house before and I have a screen door. It was NOTHING like this man explained.

[MrBlemph]

I beg to differ, sir. I would like all the pussy's I can get.

[MDT519473]

DO I LOOK GOOOOD, GOT MY EXTRA BANDS ON, GOT MY NEW SHOES ON, be a dog

(I think that is a life listen there)

[MDT519473]

had to shut bow up....

[Antdom420]

I love this guy!! BE A DAWWWG!

[Aviv52]

That is one of the funniest coach press conferences I ever saw. I guess I understand what he meant -- but what a convoluted way to get his point across. You couldn't make this up even if you were drunk or high.

[auburntigers2734]

what the hell???????????????????

[sportsguy128]

I dunno what he was trying to describe, but it was magnificent

[xxleilaxxluv]

ROFL

[Kal1286]

CTFU if this dude doesn't have the most polite case of Tourettes Syndrom that southern drawl just make this vid epic

[grantcanada1]

What a world these guys live in, college football coaches

[Tibbitts45]

If he told me to act like a dog i would probly punch him in the face!!

[T0YiA]

Do I look good? I got my extra bands on; got my other shoes on...We need more dogs!

[hardjackson]

When's this guy throwing his hat in for the Republican nomination?

[iHStruth]

Be a Dog, but never mess with a kitty cat trust me.

[MrCards410]

BE A DOG

[TheLazerBoys]

We need more DAWGs their logo looks like a chicken

[imbetterthanallyall1]

yall some cats...get off my dog swag



[imbetterthanallyall1]

i dont kno why yall thinks dis is funny aint ya never seen a normal person bafore

[gooseguide66]

To Funny! Coach Bennett was my head coach at Catawba College before going to Coastal. This was a normal everyday pep talk.

[MeggieCook]

YEAH, SOUTH CAROLINAAA!! hahaha

[easternhero255]

I love this guy.

[zsalemmackall]

DO I LOOK GOOD? I GOT MY EXTRA BANDS ON LOLZ

[jordo2323]

This is freaking awesome. I keep coming back to this. DAWGS!

[RRlolsmaker]

wait.. i understand what hes trying to say..

[yqpgal]

Everybody make's fun of this speech but I totally agree with the guy and know exactly the kind of people he is talking about. The type of players who worry more about looking good with all their fancy equipment instead of playing the game hard and tough. BE A DOG

[PonytailGirI]

@yqpgal First of all, cats aren't that bad. Second of all, sometimes our good luck charms are what give us just enough energy to keep us ahead of the game. I just thought this was hilarious. How often do you get to hear a guy meow like a cat?

[MWolverine9]

essentially what he is trying to say is that he has a team full of pussies, without actually saying it.

[7jsm7]

If the coaching thing doesn't work out he definitely has a future as a comedian.

[tha1son24]

press 4 repeatedly to see the negative signs of cocaine

[MrSpidermonkey24]

I want to know what the fuck made him talk about this

[ihategingersfyi]

what ya doin in here lil kittycat

[megatron0357]

@ihategingersfyi lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!



[punisherdwm]

at 0:26 LMAO!!!!

[LifeWithJeb]

Check out my parody, Jeb on Cats!

[minaspov]

I know it is kinda funny but it makes no senses, not like Mike gundy's rant few yrs ago where he defends his player and tells media come after me, all this idiot did is call his players dogs which in some circles that's not a nice thing to say

[punisherdwm]

@minaspov He was being PC about calling his players pussies. He was saying they need to be aggressive like a dog.

[Mattraction513]

Im suprised they didn't fire his ass sooner

[Bamhim12]

It's hilarious because Coastal Carolina requires like a 1.5 gpa and a cumulative SAT score of math, verbal, and writing of like 900.

[thewarrior8000]

Did anyone else find it ironic how Jerome Simpson became a Bengal?

[KCblock]

This never gets old!

[NewYorkCityDancers]

i feel so COOL living near him now, lol

[NewYorkCityDancers]

thumbs up if you live in myrtle beach, SC (the city coastal carolina is in)

[FMxScReAmZ]

XD this guy was at my school today!!!! black water middle

[NewYorkCityDancers]

@FMxScReAmZ ocean bay!, lol i go to the academy

[FMxScReAmZ]

@NewYorkCityDancers the academy for the arts science and technology?!?!?!

[Coxworthful]

More amphetamines in sports!

[ALSPEHEIR]

Forget the cats, WE NEED MO DAWGS!!

[krs7g4]

Maybe he figured he wouldn't have to do any more press conferences if he made himself look like a jackass.

[Rangerwhat]

Makes me wanna kick my cat for no reason

[ScarTheGod]

The last 6 seconds of this is just pure gold

[palatialregalia88]

hes got a good point you got to admit

[VoxImploratio113]

"Be a dooouuug."

Makes me crack up every single time lol

[SoClutch10]

That's so much easier to understand now that u put it like that. Be a dog, not a cat.. And get a new screen door

[maynardlove101]

Funny but true

[toddthecool]

LOLZ

[msphoenix269]

WTH?

[cinderelmo]

And we thought Jerry Sandusky was a weirdo look at this guy. What up with this dude ,this guy. if I were at that press conference I would run for my dear life he freaked me out hes nuts.

[cinderelmo]

Um I have to agree what ever happened to men ,we need men like Steve McQueen,Paul Newman,Clint Eastman again like Paul Newman real men you know its okay to have Cary Gran'ts at what not but be a James Bond not a suave handsome but still a man ,a mans man don't be a jersey shore douche be a James Bond still groom yourself in the mirror but don't be a douche for a man........Sorry guys I just wanted a better analogy than this coaches cat and dog one.

[Twick007]

Mel's like what's going on?

I said there's a cat in the house

Cat in the house?

I said yeah there a cat in the house!

[radioonthetv1]

LOL then he got fired....

[NewYorkCityDancers]

@radioonthetv1 LOL, no he didnt he won the next game, stupid troll

[OgnarPliskin]

What

[ZaboTheHutt]

47 people can't shut bo up.

[southstar99]

What was the follow up question?

[FEARL3SSBLAZE]

Living in the south, I know some of the conventional redneck dialect and I think I know what point he's trying to get across. I think he's saying, you don't need to be a bunch of pussies lol, BE A TOUGH DAWG. Even then though, he's still fucking retarded for expressing this the way he did.

[sabrage1]

This is how u avoid those embarrassing questions at a press conference!

[Servbot15]

David Bennett for coach of the Jaguars!

[87amavin]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[Mollifier16616111]

@87amavin fuck. no it isnt

[balls2wallsMVC]

46 people are cats

[mosset4]

and on that day EPIC was made

[BassBoyGio]

Funniest press conference ever

[PTCTally]

yeah theres a cat in the house!

[AmericanPatriot1994]

sucks that he got fired/ "relieved of his duties"

[WolkATTACK]

Where can I get the rock he has?

[aaronobst0140]

thankyou tosh.0 for bringing this to my attention

[that1prince]

Just so everyone is clear. This is South Carolina, not North Carolina. Thanks!

[Jeremiah8170]

@that1prince No,I think that's at North Carolina

[that1prince]

@Jeremiah8170 Coastal Carolina is in Conway, SC.

[WriteJus]

we don't want no MEOOOooooOOOoooOOooOOOoooows!!­!  LMAO!!

[slipkornify99]

This wouldn't be nearly as funny if he didn't have that accent lol can you imagine Urban Meyer or Gene Chizik or Nick Saban talking to the press like this? Congratulations, Bennett Presser! I doubt you'll ever get a coaching gig better than Eastern Carolina. Maybe if you were as good a coach as Mike Gundy from Oklahoma State, we could look past your craziness lol

[sunamcmnairb]

HILLBILLY CRACKHEAD STRIKES AGAIN !!

I THOUGHT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY CLEAN AFTER

HE LEFT REHAB THIS

TIME.OH WELL,GOOD LUCK ANYWAY COACH.

[floridastate118]

you dont be a dog around michael vick....... id rather be a cat you dont hear alot about people fighting cats lol

[jayv360]

Best team motivational speech EVER!!!! Better than Tebow!

[airarizala23]

Lol

[Dirtdick24]

Funniest shit ever.

[V8Supercar1]

This guy should have been tested for drugs immediately after that press conference.

[silky1700]

Everytime I feel down I look at this and it just cracks me up...Lol. Thanks Coach. He's really saying stop worrying about how good you look in ur uniform and just play some damn ball.

[flynnboy765]

Im so motivated to play better now.

[kille6]

haha this was so funny

[Makaveli25x]

46 kitty cats disagree

[southdekalbmall]

Mel is his wife short for melanie for those who wanted to kno

[henrywaite28]

Obviously saying quit being such pussies

[MrUniqueosmosis]

@henrywaite28 Yup he just said it in a nice way. Lol

[hartl3zz]

I want whatever he's smokin.....

[20JDar]

that might have been the greatest press conference speech ever!! :D

[xxmedina1x]

Preach it son...

[TheWarriorz1979]

lol he recently just got fired too

[drdansir2002]

I used to be more like a dog. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[Twick007]

What the hell did he say the first 5 seconds??

[OJmessier]

Omfg hahahaha lmao! "the cat was all like meeeoow! like crazy-Be A Dog!"

[Fheyd2Black]

lmao this is some hangover part 3 shit right here lol....

[Bongaboi151]

Too much to drink.

Bonga151

[Mychigon11]

This is when Ray lewis does he's Chant , any dogs on the house ?

[dboyle01]

Get 'em Couch!!

[jo23bulls]

Never can white people make fun of ebonics..

[UWHUSKY4]

I'm Rick Perry and I approve this message.

[TeachMeHowTaDougie]

I bet Michael Vick would love to play for this guy.

[10Bueller]

Cocaine is one hell of a drug

[ADC619]

we need more dawgs posting comments here, we don't need no moe meoowwws

[MrChrisWilkerson90]

i mean its not the greatest speech but i get it

[ADC619]

@MrChrisWilkerson90 u must be a dawg

[MrChrisWilkerson90]

@ADC619 u know it lol i just played football thats all so i get

[Joester1908]

need moore daawwwwgs

[guitardds]

Good Lord, this makes Nascar look like Valedictorians.

[Mattraction513]

45 People love kitty cats

[RoogyRoogs]

"What are you doing in here, little kitty cat?"

[cedricwilliams2013]

ONLY IN SOUTH CAROLINA!!!!!!!!!

[1214gooner]

I love America...

[NYCerious]

someone actually hired this guy? frightening

[xpwninatorx]

Somebody go shut Bo up, he's barking in the back of the house.

[icbtunit]

so Bennett's boyfriend is named Bo? Get a cat, loser. And a new screen door, you cheap ass bitch. And speak English. Yeah, cats look in the mirror and ask if they look good...jackass. Get an education while you're at it. Cats are weak? Perhaps you've never heard of cats called lions or tigers. 'tard.

[morehamsandwich]

@icbtunit

Gosh you cat people are stupid.

[ChrisHill991]

@icbtunit you are a moron you must be a pussie

[Sixtown13]

THEY FIRED THIS GUY TODAY, NOW THERE ARE GONNA BE MORE PUSSIES ON THIS TEAM! SMMFH AT COASTAL CAROLINA

[thebff4everandever]

45 people are cats..

[lebrontheking123]

How can you fire a guy after making a speech like this?

SMH at Coastal Carolina

[TheCavs6]

Pretty much sayin he's got a bunch of pussies on his team..

[Kattiecheer1]

HAHA. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

[MrZDirector]

Cool story bro

[Jbruschi907]

meow



[merocket]

What a brilliant thinker.

[TheGreatOne302]

cat in the house? CAT IN THE HOUSE?! i said yea theres a cat in the house

[thewayshemove11]

bahahahaaaa! mrowww! LOL

[str8rippon]

Reality hits you hard bro

[musicaddict4510]

cocaine, kids



[Makaveli25x]

quite possibly the greatest coach in football history. i dont give a shit about his record. this clip is enough evidence for me.

[thebff4everandever]

45 People don't act like dogs xD

[MyNamesMeMow00]

Who doesn't love this video??? Lol

[wmensah]

DMX approves this message

[gvvgvvgvvgvvgvvgvvg]

WE NEED MOAR DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[SebastianLugoVEVO]

@gvvgvvgvvgvvgvvgvvg STAP IT! YER TRAMAHTIZIN MEH!

[theluckster14]

"We don't need more "meowwww" act more like dogs"

[crunkcymbals09]

It was recently announced that he is no longer Head Coach of the football team.

[bigb771]

This makes me proud to be a southerner. :]

[RTS5288]

@bigb771

lol I agree

[ekiley5]

this is wat happens when your born in the south...

[scottgreenhut]

This is my hands down favorite video for the year. My 9 year old daughter saw me laughing at it so much that she did her own version, which I've posted

[WallisLad]

Is he related to Charlie Sheen?

[zmccullum]

I think this is the guy from Australia right? Who barked during the interview?

[blkjock81]

@zmccullum Australia? Seriously...witih his accent?

[mjwilliams75]

There has to be a job for this guy somewhere

[FantomEric]

How could you fire this guy...

[90astrosfan]

One of the most bizzare rants you'll ever see.

[JAY1PIMP]

press 4

[lordvoldemort578]

got it before 7:15

[redram51]

Is Mel his wife or child, or just a dog friend of Bo's who speaks?

[MrsSlimGoodie]

Lmfaaaaaoooooo

[DevaWolfe]

Saw this on ESPN this morning. Died lmao!!!

[jgblay]

cats are stylish

[nba2k6forps2]

its 2 many pretty boys on this soft cat team--be dogs

[TheEaglesfanindc]

sad he got fired yesterday how can u fire him after this

[TheMadeMan89]

@TheEaglesfanindc b/c his team plays like a bunch of cats, not dawgs

[504scooterbug]

This dude is a str8 BEAST... if I'm in an alley, I want David Bennett with me cause I know he wont be a CAT (meow).. he gon be a DOG!!!!!

[5504berry]

Was just on sportscenter. Gotta love this guy! The pussies in the NBA and NFL should have to watch this video before every game.

[JRDR2123]

do i look goooooooooooood

[lordvoldemort578]

0:43 The story basically means.( cuz we all know this didn't really happen) When the shit hits the fan. All the Pussies want to run away from the problem. And the Dog is trying to figure out what the fuck the problem is so he can solve it. The Dog gets rid of pussies, the pussies run from dogs..we need more dogs.

[lordvoldemort578]

Glad to see all 45 CCU fans watched this.

[IsMightyProlific]

wtf no one laughs in the audience lmao

[Bluemotorcycle336]

Is he talking about the Dallas cowboys

[InterestingFella]

Meow.