Please get the DVD verson on that episode and bust out the captions. If it says "White" then I retract my previous statement. 99.9999% certain that he said, "quite nasty".
I like to thank God almighty for giving everybody so much, and me so little...
I HATE YOU , I HATE YOU, I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU AND I HATE YOU, I HATE YOUR GUTS I HOPE ALL THE WORST THINGS IN LIFE HAPPEN TO YOU AND NOBODY ELSE BUT YOU!!!!
"I hate you, I hate you, I dont even know you but I hate you too and I hope everything bad in the world happens to you and nobody else" hahahahahahahah
Good God almighty its the osbournrs..i like the song the girl sings called "papa dont preach"..well i gotta song for you too bitch..its called "daughter dont sing"
I hate you, I hate you, and I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you. And as I stand here sippin' the soda that I'm sure somebody spit in, I just wanna say yall can kiss my ass you rotten motha-fuckas. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish. Good evenin'!
He was calling the guy's mom the b word. I wish that there really was a player haters ball. I heard that there are pimp and ho parts. I'd like to see a blaxportation party.
@manmatt29 Stfu I wasn't talkin to you I thought they were referring to this video, hop off...
ashleybaby691518 3 weeks ago
R.I.P Patrice O'Neil aka Pitbull
WOOOOOOOFF!
hazardous1990 1 month ago
It's Pit Bull that passed away. "Pit Bull! Woof!!"
tronfire 2 months ago
Rip buck nasty
richs221 2 months ago
Yall stupid he does say Buck Nasty where you get white from ? he the only one right -----@Podsfan22
ashleybaby691518 4 months ago
@ashleybaby691518 Why would he say buck nasty when he was talkin to Pitt Bull. You are a fucktard.
manmatt29 1 month ago
pit bull: kiss my ass! im the biggest hater!
thepantstent 5 months ago
LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE. LIKE.
RichV20 5 months ago
He says Buck Nasty
podsfan22 6 months ago
I put water in 9 peoples' mamas dishes. Good evenin.
sockpuppetmartinez 8 months ago
"Thats real messed up what you said about my coat its made out of your mother's pubic hair WHITE"
manmatt29 10 months ago
@manmatt29 He doesn't say WHITE.... he says "QUITE NASTY".
SlickRick4EVER 10 months ago
@SlickRick4EVER Im pretty sure he says white.
manmatt29 10 months ago
@manmatt29 -_____-
Please get the DVD verson on that episode and bust out the captions. If it says "White" then I retract my previous statement. 99.9999% certain that he said, "quite nasty".
SlickRick4EVER 10 months ago
@SlickRick4EVER pretty sure he says "Quite chilly"
BHSBiker 10 months ago
hate hate hate hate hate!
PoniesnPlasticbags 11 months ago
...the nigguh got dolphin teeth... : D
luv chappelles show
HighnRichChiller 11 months ago
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BlackOpsGamer17 11 months ago
"Next one that interrupts me is getting shot" Love that line!
blackychiny 11 months ago
You rook rike a broke ass sexual chocolate xDD
aasrvfre 11 months ago
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Kiss my ass you rotten motherfuckers.
TheGreenPlague 1 year ago
hahahahhahahahahhha dave damn come for one more season bitch looks like boy georg, probably wear underwear with dick holes in em
1234vidio 1 year ago
"Hey man you need to take that cane, and beat whoever made that suit to death wit it!"
tgballin24 1 year ago 3
7 skeezers, skanks, skigs, skags, and scalliwops!!
tgballin24 1 year ago 6
I like to thank God almighty for giving everybody so much, and me so little...
I HATE YOU , I HATE YOU, I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU AND I HATE YOU, I HATE YOUR GUTS I HOPE ALL THE WORST THINGS IN LIFE HAPPEN TO YOU AND NOBODY ELSE BUT YOU!!!!
TheSilkyJohnston 1 year ago
Now if you'll excuse me, im gonna go home and put some water in buck nasty's momma's dish, good evening.
TheSilkyJohnston 1 year ago 2
@TheSilkyJohnston LOLL!! funniest quote ever!! the look on charlie murphys face after he says it is priceles!!
slicksilver88 11 months ago
Man, YOU CORNY!
CoolerKing37 1 year ago 2
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oh oh ah ah orh orh prrrrrr
FunBoxBoards 1 year ago
I want a stand up cardboard cut out of silky johnson
Dr80ew 1 year ago
Kiss my ass, you rotten mutha...!
FutureNewsAnchor 1 year ago
and as i sip my soda that i'm sure somebody spit in LOOL
dreammace 1 year ago
this was THE best Chappelles show skit hands down and thumbs up
sonic911 1 year ago
I wish that could have been my yearbook quote.
CCalvinSam 1 year ago 2
@CCalvinSam
me too! hahaha
ShanesPrettySweet 1 year ago
ya talk so much shit that each time you speak you should make it a point to wipe yo mouth with doo doo paper.
REGGIESILK 1 year ago
Next mother fucker that says something while I'm talking is getting shot! Please believe that...
She wears underwears with dick holes in em!
NokturnalCarClub 1 year ago
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CARRIEMARIA 1 year ago
lol player haters ball needs to be real so i can join
erocktheartist 1 year ago
You oughta that that cane, and beat whoever made that suit to death!
brnleague99 1 year ago
Now if you'll excuse me, Ima go home and put water in Buc Nasty's Momma's dish. Good evening XD
schnoods302 1 year ago 5
what can i say about your suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan...
thepeopleschamp562 1 year ago
aw you cut out the best part, "I'd like to thank god for give you all so much, and me so little"
ChonKrispyLA 1 year ago
Buck Nasty i see u wearin' some kind of bathroom wallpaper sprinkled with jewelry
Beautiful, in regards to your hairdo i suggest you change the oil every five hundred miles or so, you look like u pushin the limits.
XxLiveBaitxX 1 year ago
as i sip my soda that im sure somebody spit in LMAO the chapplle show is a classic
est1985buckcity 1 year ago
"The so called Beautiful. Why don't you click your heels three times, and go back to Africa?" Funniest line to me for some reason
ARod016 1 year ago
your mom has one lil titty and one big titty hahaha so they call that bitch biggiesmalls hahahahahaha
254core 1 year ago
"I hate you, I hate you, I dont even know you but I hate you too and I hope everything bad in the world happens to you and nobody else" hahahahahahahah
Dglasco16 1 year ago
He looka like-a brook ass sexual chocolate.
haymaker710 1 year ago
buck nasty you so dark when you touch yo self its like black on black crimes
LosLocoLatinoHeat26 1 year ago 2
@LosLocoLatinoHeat26 looooooooool
iamhonestjohn 1 year ago
And Buck Nasty? Yeah? This coat is made from yo Mama's pubic hairs
slickmonmon13 1 year ago
Sooo true
momloves4 1 year ago
this is prolly my fave sketch, its so funny
TheNerdGangster 1 year ago
excuse me while i go put some water in buck nastys mommas dish
stackd0llas 1 year ago
"Clap for me, bitch!"
ROTFLMAO!
SooperManLuva1 1 year ago 6
A BOMB THREAT TO THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS.
hitsthespott 1 year ago 3
"She got a song called Daddy don't preach. I got a song for you bitch, it's called daughter don't sing"
kush2121 1 year ago 6
"As i sip on my soda that Im sure somebody spit it i just wanna say to you Kiss my ass u rotten motherefuckers?" hahahahaha classic
nykballaz 1 year ago 5
Beautiful does stunts in gay movies for Little Richard.
smokebreath 1 year ago 6
man can u feel all the hate in the room
EdiBlazE 1 year ago 2
I like the song by the daughter, its called "Daddy don't Preach"
I gotta song for you too bitch, called daughter don't sing.
XD
anthonyf51094 1 year ago
" MAN U CORNY!!"
"Next Nigga That Say Something While I Talkin... Is Gettin Shot"
I Laughed soooo fucking hard XP
KazPlazek 1 year ago 7
"Buck Nasty, you so dark, when you touch yourself it considered Black on Black crime"
p16802 1 year ago 3
*picture of Rosie O'Donnell*
she wears underwear with dick holes in it
youarethedishes 1 year ago 2
"I wish you ill, Ice T."
lol
SooperManLuva1 1 year ago 4
"You look like a bootleg Ice-T!"
dne909 1 year ago 8
He looks like a chihuahua. Plz watch his face again and you'll see the resemblances.
UnrealSFX 1 year ago
"he looks like a broke-ass Ice-T" get it right
munishy24 1 year ago
@munishy24 he did say bootleg, trust me, i know chapelle like i know my life
dne909 1 year ago
@dne909 he def. said Bootleg..
bmillbrook 1 year ago
Pretty sure it's "Broke-ass Ice T"...
Gav229 4 weeks ago
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unlinkedthunder 1 year ago
*picture of osama bin laden*
"the mothafucka pumped my gas on the way over here"
"well that's ironic cause i take yoga classes from him"
therealjcon 1 year ago
You look like Bill cosby on Crack!
Striwa88 1 year ago
"As I zip my soda that I'm sure somebody spit in."
UnrealSFX 1 year ago
I gotta go put some water in buck nasty's momma's dish
Fluganflogen 1 year ago 6
"I hate you, i hate you, i dont even know you but i hate your guts and i hope all the bad things in life happen and only you"
IDK5121 1 year ago 5
Boss Hog: aw man you corny!!
Ice T: next nigga say something while i'm talking is getting shot. Please believe that. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE. lol
Kakarot50 1 year ago 7
That's a woman I hate to fight. She wear underwear with dick-holes in em'
heartbreakerinc 1 year ago 12
Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate!!!! XD
RockinRocker91 2 years ago 7
I'd like to thank God almighty for giving everyone else so much and me so little.
Wargoat6 2 years ago 6
"You need to take that cane, and beat whoever made that suit to death with it".
Damn, I miss this show. Watched it in Metro-Detroit area.
paisan357 2 years ago 2
HE GOT ARSENIO HALL TEETH!!! lol
jbuugi 2 years ago 2
Love this guy!
demonslayer55555585 2 years ago 2
bitch looks like boy george, probably wear underwear with dick holes in em
battlecat403 2 years ago 87
i made this coat out of your mothers pubic hair
stoot69 2 years ago 7
why dont you click your heels 3 times
and go back to africa.
Caminator13 2 years ago 10
Good God almighty its the osbournrs..i like the song the girl sings called "papa dont preach"..well i gotta song for you too bitch..its called "daughter dont sing"
afmdrummer 2 years ago 5
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
scarab088 2 years ago 6
"MAN YOU CORNY!"
Josh360 2 years ago 8
"The next person to speak out is gettin' shot, please believe it!" LOL
SooperManLuva1 2 years ago 4
"as i sip my soda that i'm sure somebody spit in, i'll just will like to say to all of you, kiss my ass you rotten mothafuckers" ja ja ja
tking1245 2 years ago 6
I hate you, I hate you, and I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you. And as I stand here sippin' the soda that I'm sure somebody spit in, I just wanna say yall can kiss my ass you rotten motha-fuckas. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish. Good evenin'!
venospid 2 years ago 14
Silky's Momma Got 1 Big Tity & 1 lil Tity & They Call The Bitch Biggie Smalls... lmao....
mekilla323 2 years ago 5
Hit me baby! LMAO
cbaldwinjr 2 years ago 8
"silky johnson:nominee for shouting out bomb in the olymipics man thats hateful!"
'hate hate hate hate xD
rxqueenzombiekiller 2 years ago 2
special olympics
Quakers347 2 years ago 2
and buck nasty what can i say about your suit that already hasn't been said about Afghanistan, it looks bombed and depleted
lewiso548 2 years ago 5
that is the funniest line ive ever heard in my life
SweeTipiez 2 years ago
Now if you excuse me, I've got to go home and put water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish.
Sphinn 2 years ago 2
"The so-called Beautiful. Why dont you click your heals 3 times, and go back home to africa?"
toddster87 2 years ago 7
"That of course was beautiful talking. Beautiful on the weekend does stunts for little richard and gay movies." lol LMAO
Johneycg 2 years ago 3
-You bitches, better recognize
-he look like a broke ass, sexual chocalate
mistert28 2 years ago 4
buck nasty, mean little comment you made about my coat...
its made of your mothas pubic hair, excuse me fellas cause im a shoe in fo hater of the yea
dipthatoreocookie 2 years ago 5
beautiful you insulted my coat its made out of yo mothas pupic hairs
gtmartin4061 2 years ago 7
one of the funniest dudes to bad he in africa
THEAFROSAMURAI187 2 years ago
Silky's mink made outta 100% rat ass. Hit me baby
crazyandy132 2 years ago 77
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dreammace 2 years ago
Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate ! Hate ! Hate!
777AMAYA 2 years ago 12
"Man, you oughta take that cane, and beat whoever made that suit to death"
fronterapdx 2 years ago 6
I'm the biggest hater!!!
davetokes93 2 years ago 7
Buck Nasty so dark, when he touch himself, it's black on black crime
billpeterson5150 2 years ago 11
kiss my ass you rotten motherfuckers
sloth96cky 2 years ago
def my fav the funniest art was the outakes when he sad hit me 3 times and she sprayed his hair 3 time rofl!
soulcalibur22 2 years ago 4
This was always one of my favorite Chappelle's show sketches.
Joe402 2 years ago 3
he wears underwear with dickholes in em!
gojenson 2 years ago
buck nasty your so dark that when ever you touch yo self its like black on black crime.... aha *sprays hair*
xPsYcHoSyS 2 years ago
she looks like she wears underwear with dickholes in em.
tjman543 2 years ago 11
lol, I was ust gonna say this one, but you beat me to it. That has to be my favorite joke of the whole sketch..
"now this man right here, I would hate to fight. She wears underwear with dickholes in 'em"
that and the pic of puff daddy:
"that nigga got dolphin teeth!"
ryoaska1 2 years ago 4
the nigga say he dont wnna shine but that nigga look shiny to me!!! LMFAO
wallyhaha2008 2 years ago 4
that nigga said "he got dolphin teeth" LMFAO!!!
ClipperQuik42 2 years ago 2
haha
yhy23 2 years ago
CLAP FOR ME, BITCH
huskyhawkcougar 2 years ago 4
MAN YOU CORNY
alright next person to talk when i'm talking is getting shot now you can believe that
lol
MRH5060 2 years ago 8
i fricken love that part !!1
yhy23 2 years ago
I got a song for you bitch, its called daughter dont sing!
flatliner1984 2 years ago 4
hate hate hate hate.......
lol
hiphophighlife 2 years ago 3
how do yu not get that?!?!
4BIG2D0 2 years ago
i wish you ill ice t lol
achaz 2 years ago 2
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i didn´t get that dish part :/
could someone explain it please?
ICHIAKAFU 2 years ago
He was calling Buck Nasty's momma a dog.
MasterZero99 2 years ago 5
He was calling the guy's mom the b word. I wish that there really was a player haters ball. I heard that there are pimp and ho parts. I'd like to see a blaxportation party.
Bellfire05 2 years ago
does stunts for little richard in gay movies
ViewAskewFilms 3 years ago 6
And as I'm sippin my soda that I'm sure somebody spit in...
Playa96 3 years ago 6
that man i'd hate to fight cause he wears underwear with dick holes in em
afknd101 3 years ago 9
I got a skit on my page where the Playa Haters are beating up Hitler..
BKnuckles924 3 years ago 2
should of put up the whole skit man so much better
tippingbig 3 years ago
Ty for one thousand views!!!!!!!
Mattruss666 3 years ago 3