iJUSTINE GETS CRAB(s)!!! (2.22.2010)

[iAmTheComputerNerd01]

Im a girl and i wanna tell another girl that I like her but I dont know how to...we're both bi. i like her alot and we've been friends for a while and I dont want the relationship to be awkward, words or body language :D thx for reading this

[Jagieeellll]

Żryj śpiocha z oka lumpie !!

[Scarface0ner]

dont miss ur flight ray hahahahahahahahahahaa

[PatrikVorg]

You're forgetting to say sHuper sHecret project instead of super secret project D:

[xMaidenSlayerx]

god this chick is super hot

[arminek88]

go to Doctor

[phillipbade]

tap it!

[perkb90]

no youre not

[surf403]

What do you mean "gets crabs"? Shes had em all the time!!!!

[graciovsex]

ray and 3 girls

[karmella82]

pfffuuuuii vagina cheese!!!

[TheSnotrag2009]

i got vagina cheese

[PaungiunCp]

iJustine is in NYC?!?! i live right near nyc!! :D

[nabo785]

Why do I have to see this idiot face every time in my mainpage?????F*** YOU YOUTUBE

[TheKlobeUpdate]

0:49 s meekakitty possibly making an allusion to herself liking ray?.... only time will tell... lol

[ghannis]

1:40 rofl gayjkz are funny

[ftpb1]

gimp

[Marty720578081]

1:29 I guess you're not. ZING

[ilovemiley2009]

fuck me she speaks quick!

[Hureidiot]

i can't see shit!

[PaulSuedeTwin]

SQUAIDS!!!!

[jijiisawesome]

fatty crab in malaysia rocks

[dreidl19380]

I love Ijustine! We were both born in the same city in PA!

[thatdudepwn]

i thin ray got laid :O

[Dimelis]

ooh getting ijustine

Haha sweet

[BeeAngelful]

You like her friend instead....haha

[nexitheguarddog]

man that girl look like she got squirrl aids.... n her vedios r not so great i perfer watching ur videos they dont put me to sleep but am just trolling about the squirrl aids she looks like a good n intersting person to hang wit sing

[231oreocentral]

...are they drunk?

[MrWebber1337]

Whats with the gay flag at the fridge?

[Bloodrain696]

@MrWebber1337 his room mates gay.

[MrWebber1337]

@Bloodrain696 Ooooh

[gnmhf]

She purty!

[theobject001]

ijustine is fucking hot

[djdivix]

Gotta be honest Ray, I need to troll on iJustine... most of your guests on the show are awesome. Mystery Guitar Man -> subscribe... Meekakitty -> subscribe... iJustine-> Fake and Gay. I just don't know how she got so popular. I mean, sure she's hot, but that about all she has going on... other than Squaids...

[Elllizzzen]

I bet Justine is a really nice gil, but I REALLY REALLY HATE her videos. They bug me really bad.

[jabbawockeez365]

yo u gay

[Borg1269]

your fridge still is fake and gay

[haloXstrike]

Half your eyebrow is missing

[XDTaraa]

GAY PRIDE FLAG! <3

[darkspear65]

Lol "Tell her to make you a sammich bitch" That was so great....

[JATEEB]

my dad is gay just sayin

[EmpathyWorks]

So ya....

Vloging w/ a gay pride flag behind you.

Dude....just come out of the closet and be done w/ it.

[383Pivot]

Try Doing her like you're doing our moms!

[ATKProductions00]

epic lulzzz

[wiredmole1234]

looks 2 me that your teasing tessa cause she wants sexytime wit u but u r in love wit ijustine but dont blame u player.

[Vollrath1114]

the whole thing behind the gay flag is Ray is gay half of youtube knows that....

[Markizgod]

tell him you had sex with his mum and his mums mum at the same time.... if all fails tell him you kicked his nan down the stairs

[Markizgod]

probably pissed tht you havnt asked her out... inv her somewhere or she was just having a bad day <3

[djbethell]

Sexy Jumper, Ray

[funwinder]

nice gay flag i like it .... im bi

[0nn3]

gay troll is fake

[Nshswdp89]

Haha silly comment trolls.

[n33vq]

so...

[LifeOfLB]

Like your vids, but whyyyyy is there a gay flag on your fridge? Just sayin'?!

[Yangtse007]

hot

[LEOPOLTZZ]

lol why is there a gay flag...... i hope its a big mistake....

[fedraswer]

fuckin homo get that flag off ya fridge

[funwinder]

fuck you

[iPatrickTouch]

WTF? is that the gay flag on your....yeah?

[kitarilou]

I like you're vlogs and =3 as well and think it's good you help each other promote each other fuck all the people who think otherwise.

youtube is a hard spot to be on and it's hard to get promotion in an other than self promoting and get help from other youtubers.

I think that it's good you answer to questions as well seeing you're kind of an icon on youtube and that some people really are lost and don't know what to do and don't have people to ask those question.

keep on the good job.

[kitarilou]

oh and i think you should get your videos subed. that would get you a greater audience

[Ebichudude]

.........there's a gay flag in the fridge...

[dave577hele]

does she do anal

[Coolandstressing]

Good question. Does she???

[redbence]

you had some serious roman sex with ijustine

[xassancade]

she is hot

[zeroiscool]

How lame that you had to use Ijustine for views.

[RottenTeanBStunWay]

yeh. . . because ray dosnt have a bigger following then ijustine

[FerDensetsu]

damn i cant still waiting for the super secret project, c'mon ray just tell us some clue

[pieanddoughunts]

Dear Ray,

My hair is growing too fast

Do you know how I can slow it down

[RottenTeanBStunWay]

get it cut ?

[ChelleyCredible]

@pieanddoughunts WAXING=] WAY BETTER THAN SHAVING

[pieanddoughunts]

i like my hair but i want it to last

[99thsniper]

You called her to your apartment, and then had a threesome :)

[TheMediumspicy]

Ahhhh!!!! It's killing me!!! What's the super secret project?!?!?!?

[willpartch09]

squirk aids cure of course! what els would it be?

[marc66611]

(TROLL) DUDE U HUNG OUT WITH IJUSTINE..... well she is actually kinda hot, yeah i would totally hit that, what??? dont u judge me

[TheUSMCE4]

2 Camels in a small car!!!

[PS3GRIMREAPER91]

ahhhhh.......u beat me to the punch line

[Paganbeliever]

Tiny car damnit! ^^

[S0M3TiiM3S]

**tiny car

[Paganbeliever]

MeekaKitty Vs Ijustine hm?

Hard... But I'd take Meeka ^^

[barabonks]

best way to get rid of an ex ... don't get one to begin with just go to a bar pick up a one night stand and never call ....its worked wonders for me

[barabonks]

or give her drugs ... meth works and film her doing shit she would never do and after she gets back to normal watch the video and say something like "you wanna do it again" but with a creepy smile on your face .... you will get a bad name but it passes in time so go for it

[evergreen334]

haha loved it "How do you get rid of an ex?""Kill her" XD

[crazycomic]

Hmm Ij or MeekA....

[pdannysan13]

Dear Ray,

I'm having trouble with med school. I don't know if it really is for me and if this is what I should be doing for a living. I used be an A student and pretty hard working. Since I entered med school, I've been habing doubts. So my life has kinda turned upside down. I am always thinking about other professions. My parents are always telling me that is a good steady paying job in this changing economy.But I think I long for smth else.

So how do I really know what should I be doing ?

[game123owner]

@pdannysan13 I'm not Ray, but this comment I can relate to quite well, so I'll give you my advice for what it's worth. I started college the exact same way as you did, did not know what to take. I just knew I had to change after first year, I think I changed about 3 majors in college before I count my calling which is Mathematics, I started off as Engineering and yea...did not enjoy it very much, and now I'm doing a PhD in Mathematics. If your parents really support you on what you do, tell them

[zimmy13579]

@pdannysan13 im sorry, im not ray but, you should do what you feel like doing, if you can be a doctor thats great but if your only in it for the money is it really worth it.....well kinda, but only to an extent,its like the saying, "love what you do and you'll never work a day in your life" do what you love, your parents can fuck off if they dont aprove

[residentevil808]

r u gay???

[scrap1005]

BEWARE. ijustine has crabs!

[nummyknows]

But every one knows you already had crabs...

[perfiteroll]

Damn it Ray, your advice about getting rid of an ex doesen't work! Sheesh i was nice to her, i thought it would work. but i got the opposite i allmost got her laid. o_o

[killeryoda33]

the gay guy needs a channel now!

[fran13r]

out of her apple-whore personality she seems pretty cool

[calicolombiano82]

invited her back to the apartment eh? you americans dont know orgies

[frogsupmyarse]

i also have a super secret project involing papper clips and a flare gun

[DPx111]

the song at the end ?????????

[LastingSpirit]

good luck!

[7DavidKim]

Ray, what does penis smell like when it's hard?

[opround]

Hay Ray I live near sf and I go down there alot where u going to be at I can't spell for shit but any ways um Yay o and u fake and gay

Jk I kid u

[hbktminc]

hey ray, how do i do a mom?

[thekidofpt1]

i think its just a cover to get ijustine in on the super secret project

[nummyknows]

ijustine turned this into a 1 star video. Seriously, she's over rated. Popularity isn't everything.

[StreekDime]

@nummyknows agreed!

[Spyker0013]

Then why is it rated for 5 stars?

[nummyknows]

Im talking about what I'd rate it for had I bothered to rate it. But if it has 5 stars it's likely because of the main guy, and not ijustine. You'd be naive to think it's 5 stars only because of her, lol.

[Spyker0013]

Nah im just in a pissy mood tonight sorry I didnt really think that much into it

[elmeeone]

-_-

[BunnunManWonder]

If u have a female friend that u want ,give her space, be kinda sarcastic with things and talk about other girls. Make it seem casual, like if she asks u what's up be like nothing this chick keep askn me out. Show her u are sexually attractive by mentioning how the girl keeps telling u to come over. If shes sexually active and not a baby you can hit her with heavy duty stuff like Damn! this chick won't stop asking me to fuck her. U gotta show her ur grade A meat, show her different girls like u.

[tattooedryder13]

Ijustine is hit n has a phat ass!!! =) u better not fuck us out of =3 cuz ure going out of town u lol troll bastard!

[TheBadAssKiller]

The only women that respond positively to mean guys are stupid bitches whom are NOT worth your time, unless you really are a mean fuck!! Then I say, more power to ya!!

[Rythius]

be nice, get flowers, show interest. yep the best way to never get a girl to date like you intimately. lol

[UgotShot100]

Dear Will

When r u going 2 get a girlfriend

HAHA!!

[SadieLudwig]

Dear Ray,

I just subscribed to your channel.

Great Stuff.

....I'm in no crisis.

Just started youtubing & I need lovely subscribers such as yourself.

ENjoy :)

[Apophisangel]

I see some weird in 0:27, looks like Cat Eyes?

[thesorrow1001]

Dear, Ray Theres this girl in one of my classes she told me she liked me and i asked her out, and then shes like "I just want to be friends" WTF?

[BunnunManWonder]

Damn man you got caught I got caught by many a those in my life, u probably got all soft after she said she likes you... Plus I say if you gotta ask most likely ur guna get rejected

[Lunchboxxx36]

Ray u should do ijustine and her mom

[calibre70]

dear ray WHY i always say ''keep on trollin'' at same time with you?

[adlayeshay]

dear ray

my butt has a crack in it..

what should i do?

[tokenchoke311]

get some stupid glue

[ShadoManiac]

Dear Ray,

I am in many high-level classes for a freshman in high school, along with sports after school. How do I keep up with all the homework along with sports and debate?

[011and]

Ray you are awesome!!! You should be gettn it on with meekakitty xD love your videos...... I Lost The game, suck on that all you damn trolls!

[Elcoleao06]

@CJDAASSASSIN99

Thanks man but she its not a girl... She is my ex girlfriend... we have allot of problem rigth now I really think that I just let her go... and Love her but try to forget her... and thats all...

[danilo12207]

u shouuld make a shirt for will that says i'm doin your dad

[itmitebplausable]

Hey Ray,

So i had this amazing girlfriend, and we broke up about a month ago. I know for a fact she still likes me but her parents are extremely overprotective and dont want her to have a boyfriend. I cant get over her even though i know it will never work out. What should i do to get over her?

[BunnunManWonder]

I'mma tell u right now to get over her delete her from ur life completely... but also man if she's that awesome I'm guna tell u now awesome girls are hard to find u'll find out in time. If your under 18 IDK how long ur guna last but who knows.

[DeuceBigOhWOW]

check check... Am I hearing this right? "Say I love you"?... wait wut? "brush her hair when she is not looking"? what kind of guys is iJustine dating?

*hint* frame 1:08 to 1:12

nah you wrong! iJustine is dating her stalker, cause he smelled her hair and brushed it.... while she was sleeping... surprise

seriously, guys don't do it. Unless you want to spend some quality time behind bars with big BOB (and he didn't get that nick name cause he is a 7 foot tall 300 pound guy)... I'm just saying!

[vaughn181]

dear ray, i think that my parents are going to get a divorce, and my friendships are all falling apart and i just feal alone,

how do i feel better?

[brostav]

dear ray,

theres this girl i like but im besties with her ex..

what do i do?

[OMGLONEI]

Dear Ray.I keep getting asked the same question by this girl everytime I go out to the store.I don't want to be mean so can you help me on what to say??paper or plastic????

[imamadmad1]

ray,

i'm a girl who wants to know how to tell if a guys into someone. can u give me some advice?

[Ch0colat3Cr0wn]

look for signs, or sent him signs that are obvious

[medievalfantasy]

tent in the pants...I'm just sayin

[soc32cerstar]

spell friends right first

[bboyreunion]

dear ray, this girl hates me but i want to be frnds what shud i do

[Ch0colat3Cr0wn]

start by being nice duh

[caramoline]

Dear Ray,

I'm concerned my boss behaves inappropriately around me and other female members of staff. He has previously touched my face and kissed me on the cheek. When he kissed me on the cheek, it was new years eve - though he didn't wish me a happy new years eve, all he said was "see you on Wednesday".

He has been diagnosed with incurable stomach cancer and is on some heavy pain relief, which may be messing up his mind.

The new employees have mentioned similar incidents. What should I do?

[Ch0colat3Cr0wn]

ask him to stop, its sexual harassment or quit.

[JFTKproductions]

lol

[supernoobe]

Push her down a flight of stairs, Duah!

[Littlebro151]

Now you make me(us) want to know more about the Shuper-Shecret Project,

A business proposal to fund it might make you wanna know! XD

[clejarza]

Dear RAY WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL USE ABOUT THE SUPER SECRETE PROJECT

[divineAssasin]

Ray , maybe you should f***?

also i always understand you

undepending on bad langyage -_-

keep it real

[PivotAnimationz]

Dear Ray, why are all of yur vlogs posted 2 days after it was filmed?

[romanaztek]

bc he was just waiting on someone to ask. nevermind all the filming and editting.

[emkwan]

Hey Ray I have a non reltionship question. I have a YouTube channel on gadgets and geek stuff but with a twist. How can I improve my following and let more people know AND how would you recommend I improve at all if at all. Thanks. Lol

[bilalgill101]

wrenched out in 5,4,3,2,1

[Squitlles09]

is that the a gay flag magnet???

[lookbehindyou117]

dear ray

i lost someone very close to me in a car accident and I'm not dealing with it to well what should i do

[pinkbasketballfrog]

Omg u have a snooners magenet did you go to cllage there?

[Chaffee19]

Ray are u and tessa dateing yet or just friends?

[jonshonforreal]

c'mon look at him :D

Tessa would want someone taller and less Mother-loving

[jsquad192837465]

Successful troll is successful

[jawhnay]

dumb ass blonde

[azullama]

@jawhnay maybe she is but unlike you she actually makes money out of it.

[iJustineisSexy]

p33

[bibopapop]

itsh shuper sheecret projekt

[stratty23]

Gay fLag is gay (get it? get it?)

[myowakim]

Yo Ray I live In the bay area we should totaly hang!

[redeljann]

dear ray,

why r u so adopted.

:) <3

[MabinogiVlog]

Ray why does ijustine look like she wants to deepthroat a cock?

[ChikitaBeBe92]

read mine !!!!!

hmm dear ray..

i met this girl that lives in texas and i live in chicago and im pretty sure she like me and i like her 2 but like it blows cause were sooooo far away got and suggestions on this ?

[razorthecurse]

i dont know what the super secret project is but i know what the shuper shecret project is.

[harvarddabest]

San fran is BALLIN!!!!

[slippyhousing]

dear ray

in the last 2 weeks ive changed alot and im deffrent then all my old friends there wana B GANSTAS and im just a reguler guy thats not into that kinda stuff anymore what should i do?

[x540xVENOM]

dear ray i like this one girl and im scared to ask her

[privacyyyyy]

@x540xVENOM why would you ask ray such questions google has better answers then his shitty answers.

[x540xVENOM]

cause ray is amazing and dont fucking tell me what i can and cant do rwj ftw plzzz answer for me ray plzzz

[anglepegasi]

trust me, its worth it when you search answers on google, they give good tips and advice better.

[nomnomnimvit]

Dear Ray,

I am a sophomore in high school and I'm surrounded by all these pressure to do drugs or haw sex but I don't want to. It's hard. How was it like when you were in high school? Were you like me or one of them?

(5 stars :D)

[privacyyyyy]

@nomnomnimvit call the police.

[nomnomnimvit]

Dear Ray,

I am a sophomore in high school and I feel like I'm surrounded by tons of pressures to do drugs or have sex but I don't want to. It's hard. How was it like when you were in highschool. Were you like me, or one of them?

[NzNexus2]

what the fuck is this!!!

[ninjawarriorface]

Your roomate is gay.

[beckasue1999]

different but interesting none the less Ray!

[imaginartz]

i live in the bay area...want to meet up?

[chivasgalindo19]

umm wut the hell.,... is ray gay??? he had dat colored thingy in da back....

[Whahli]

probably bisexual i mean he is half fake and half gay right?

[areyousupertramping]

@chivasgalindo19

Hello... Its Will's magnet. Will is his housemate after all.

[Byau247]

Dear Ray ,

I dated this girl for 3 months, then it broke apart because i was shallow. Now 1 year later she changed , is it wrong to date her now that she looks hawt ?

[falloutfacts]

@Byau247 no lawl, thats why god invented the male hormone, totostorone....how evers its spelled, wait was that what that designed for? nevermind don't listen to me.