Poland vs Germany-epic rap battles of hetalia history #2

[MrLegoner]

They should do it with real German and Polish rapper's ; ))

[Kattriella]

. . . It just occurred to me that at 00:22, Poland is wearing a dress . . . Why did I never notice that before? (And yes, I already know that he's a cross-dresser. I just never realized that until now.)

[AGirlWithAKeyboard]

*leaps out of chair* FUCK YEAH!!!!

*sits down*

Yup.

[rainbowchickenbow222]

When Poland said he had Kim Kardassian

in is bed he dissed himself...

[coolsquidgey]

omg "you wanna take a shot at me? you can't even hit puberty!"

i fell off my chair at that point.

[coolsquidgey]

@coolsquidgey oh. he actually said. "you wanna trade blows? you cant even hit puberty!"

[TeriHasPASTAAAA]

Why does Poland have to be JB? Seriously.

[starrydream16]

Poland is not JB!!!! He is 100 times better ^^

Poland ftw!!! -cosplays Poland-

[chihang322]

WHAT THE F**KING HELL???

[MissChikako]

@chihang322 trololololol!!!!

Umad, bro?

[DTKloverXsymmetry]

Calling Poland as Beiber killed me inside and ripped my heart to pieces

[HarukiMegumi]

Polans: When was the last time your music got anybody laid!?

Me: *looks to Austria*

Austria: S-so many...f-f-fangirls...

Me: Does rape count?

[theflorg12]

never say never ????

[RomaCosplay]

.....After Germany rapped...

Me: AMEN!

Sister: He can't even hit pu- WHY AM I WATCHING THIS!?

Me: Cuz Beethoven is awesome! Thats why he's german!

[ithoughtisawyoutry]

Germany owns.

And Bach has some 'splaining to do.... ; )

[LoveXznetsdccX]

And this caused WW2

[WeRArtsyFartsy]

Germany Wins x3

[shadowweaver22]

Watch Germany win @ 1:00 & 1:15

[RiskingChance12]

Ludwig + Ludwig = Germany FTW

[forkfour]

Germany is better

[shadowweaver22]

enough said

[shadowweaver22]

All Germany right there

[XxSailorCapricorn]

Poland = Bieber?

I find that quite offensive because I'm Polish.



[inudigifan201]

germany won!

[BigAmericaFan]

Before I even clicked on the video I knew which Epic Rap Battle was going to be used XD

[ItalyTheAwsome]

Poland is 10 times better than Justin beiber

[Starfallz095]

...There was no competition

[meveryrandom]

This rap battle led to the holocaust...

[NewMewmaple]

*cosplays Poland*

Fuck I lost . . .

[MegaAnime247]

hahaha beethoven(Germany) so won



[animalsrulealot]

@MegaAnime247 your so right

[pokemonprincess3434]

......poland as justin beiber....i cant live in a world like that

[Emi6Shizuru]

Why the hell does this match so perfectly? X'D

[kankuro876]

it should have been poland vs austria

[HerrderRingeFan1]

@kankuro876 no not austria, germany is the perfect choice

1. Beethoven was german

2. Ludwig van B. and Ludwig B. XD

[kankuro876]

@HerrderRingeFan1 ...i just got that ;n; i feel like a slowpoke

[sealandfan02]

@kankuro876 A Slowpoke? ...Go, Pokeball! /shot/

[MissBakaArtist]

Chopin was Polish, bro.

[PackAPuncherz]

That voice fits Germany perfectly

[meatheadmerlin]

GO CASSICAL BEHTOVEN!

[xxANiMeFReAKxx13]

big brother sure showed poland!!!

-not that st. benard version! im the real og!!-

go big brother!!

(dont ask... its a thing i have wit my friends n germany happens to b my brother..)

[MsEvilWriter]

OMG. Tht voice is fucking great with Germany. XD

[szoguny93i91]

Poland! >.<

[szoguny93i91]

O_o"

[TheHetaliaLuver]

That clip of Poland at the beginning looks familiar. Is it by any chance downloaded from the video of Poland: She's a young girl?

[TheMellogirl13]

Canada should be Justin Bieber, Austria should be Beethoven :D

[XxNerdxAngelxX]

Ludwig!! :D I loved it!

[KokoroLotus]

P-P-P-P-P-Poland....dear.....I FORBID YOU FROM EVOLVING INTO JUSTIN BIEBER! D:<

[FeliceJaganshi]

@KokoroLotus you mean DEvolving?

[BigMaij]

LUDWIG

[WeepingRaven13]

Ludwig!! (Germany is just so awesomely hawt and AWESOME!!)

[MegaAnimeFreak10]

Ludwig won

[Poohwiscute]

Ludwig so won that

[Traumwandlerin93]

Ludwig definitely won. It's an insult for Beethoven even comparing him to this talentless little girl called Justin Bieber. Sorry Poland but Justin Bieber is horrible -.-

[mucic4life217]

Ludwig Van Beethoven VS Justin Bieber? Hmmmm. (kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol).... BEETHOVEN WINS!

[MegaBabyPrincess123]

POLAND!!~



[hetaliaamericalove]

poland and justin biever.... so alike

[Rimachan86]

Sorry Justin I`ll take Beethoven any day! HaHaHa sorry Po-chan you lost......Epically

[windalchemist001]

GERMANY WON!!!

[TheAwsomePrussia]

As much as i love you Po-chan, I'm gonna go with Germany ( Mainly 'cause I like classical music and Beethoven and I despise *Shudders * Justin Beiber severely ) Good Job Germany! ( Beethoven )

[PhantomDark221]

Ludwig. Hah. I saw what you did there.

[YesIamEccentric]

Germany won. Poland, I'm so sorry but it's just because you're Beiber T.T

[DaphneHalloween]

No matter I do not like JB, Poland wone anyway.

[256NatLiz]

Germany won. Hands down. Even history shows that. (invasion of Poland, not the end of the war)

[PrussiaTheAwsum]

omh Poland

[Dmania1000]

WOW Germany fits perfectly

[RedEyesTakeWarning]

"My name is Beethoven, motherf**ker, maybe ya heard of me!" *pulls out gun*

HELL YES

[pinkrainbowcorn]

"who even listens to classical anyways?!" *coughAustriacoughcough*

[loner6565]

@pinkrainbowcorn and me :3

[roquekween17]

I WOULD SMACK U BUT IN GERMANY WE DONT LITTLE GIRLS! XD

[Rcpengy123]

america makes a great narrator for these XD

[rainsbunny12]

I played this in class n my teacher needed to leave cuz she was laughing to hard

[PuddingMonsterful]

Austria is a dog?

[WebkinzFilms1]

Call the doctor. I just caught Polska Fever <3

[iheartdolphins123560]

Who wins? Germany. Nuff said.

[hilkom2]

Germany <333333333

[HetaPastaH3RO]

I lost it at little white usher.... XDDDD Well done though Canada should have been JB. Germany won this round.

[AxAgent666]

I......I love you. :3

[megakittypunk]

GEHEN SIE DEUTSCHLAND! BO-POLEN!

[JulietTheEmo]

Pfft Germany said cock XD

[Tsumekai]

Aspirin was made in Germany

[Menddraeda]

*sets back* It's good to be German...

[cynder199]

HELL THIS IS AWESOME 8 ppl came here from ponies

[Sweetiepiez12]

. _ . .... GERMANY. Y U SO AWESOME?! >:D

[Doribi117]

Poland just to blitzkrieged again.....What too soon?

[HetaliaFan99]

"I would smack you, but in Germany we don't little hit little girls."

I love how it's actually Germany who said that. That line is also the reason I advised three of my friends that live in Germany (well, my boyfriend, my boyfriend's best friend, and my boyfriend's best friend's little brother) to wait until I'm out of high school and I'll move there instead of them moving here to Canada.

[09makaila]

Justin beibers 1ST Rap-Poland 2ND Rap- Canada

Bethoven 1ST Rap-Austria 2ND Rap Germany

Thats how Me and my friends plan A Cosplay of ERBOH Hetalia Style

[Juri88Jupiter]

I can see this song with Austria and Prussia. XD

[windalchemist001]

idk who won germany or america i'm still debating

[TheAnna3F]

I think America won because, well, he's just America. :P

[awsomestar4567]

Germany wins hands down :D

[TheMightyPrussia]

Ooh, Polska~

I don't know - it was a close match. Polska versus Deutschland...? Well, I hate JB, but Polska... Ehh, oh well. Deutschland wins the rap. Polska wouldn't rap anyway - it's, like, totes stupid and junk. X3

[oilgal123]

no america won just cuz hes america

[Creamstar13]

England won

[zuza1024]

Polska rządzi!

[Icecreamgirl63]

GERMANY WINS YIPEEE

[1337sir]

Poland won. 

[TMMLover555]

Germany won, no doubt

[StikEetToDeMan]

China won *derpytrollface*

[SakuraHime1995]

dude germany won hands down 

[Limonnes]

It doesn't matter who would be Justin Bieber. It could be anyone and still lose. Or maybe Russia...

[blackpistolshooter]

Dutesu wins

[Tahonamaya]

Germany won... I loved Poland though XD

[TheScreamingWitch]

Of course, Germany won!

[TomatoFairyGodmother]

@TheScreamingWitch Yeah

[mexicochica619]

Germany won!!

[OfficialKiesekiAmaiU]

poland!~ he IS WINNING

[LadyPyrien]

Germany won ^_^

[Crazziesrhere]

West won considering he's my brother (Prussia cosplayer).

[usemoselnitro]

America totally won

[Kattriella]

I think Germany won! *is a total Germany fan*

[koldfield99]

...is usa kim kardashian

[bry90310]

i freakin love germany- this is such a epic win

[starwarshot]

I think CANADA didn't anyone else hear him

[gothgirl79]

why dies This fit!

[FeliceJaganshi]

Fun Fact: Betoven WAS German!

Italy: Ve~Germany wins beautifully! Why people vote for Poland I'll never know...

In all honesty if someone would KINDLY explain y everyone's voting JustinMC'PrissyB***h, I'm curious...

[TMMLover555]

@FeliceJaganshi Correction: They're voting for Poland, not Justin Bieber =P

[FeliceJaganshi]

@TMMLover555 still, WHY?! he's so...fail, in pink....and really just as bad...

[TMMLover555]

@FeliceJaganshi *shrug* I love Poland.

[halocrew123]

Hetalia Suck HARD!!!

[Shakiraiscool]

Sorry, Germany, as cool as you are you lose to the epicness of Poland.

Even though I hate JB with all my heart.

[GingerTheArcanine123]

I remember my dad told me today that Poland is no longer a county. I had to convince him he was wrong. It was both really sad and REALLY funny. XD Poor Poland.

[Shakiraiscool]

@GingerTheArcanine123 Wait, what? xD

[Lanayru19]

But a better Beehtoven would gave been Austria....

[Lanayru19]

Germany

[darkqueenofhatred666]

Hail Germany hehehe ^_^

[AmericanTastyRainbow]

Pfft. Im no JB fan, but Poland won no matter what :P

[ber402]

Germany...Poland is a dumkomff

[ooloparo]

"Not the St. Bernard Version" *shows Austria*

Anyone else notice this?

[AuraOkami4593]

As much as this makes Poland look like a pansy, he's actually kind of cute in this video XD

But Germany is equally badass =w=

I say it's a tie...(though in the original vid Beethoven won no doubt)

[Dragonflame202]

GERMANY WINS! GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY!

[debileRadioactivity]

...FFF-- WHY YOU MAKE POLAND JUSTIN BIEBER. WHY. ..If I turn into a Justin Bieber fan It's all your fault. ; A ; ... The awkward thing is. The voices really match the characters. And this is awesome. ... I still love you.

[huntrishierX]

awsome voice syncing job!

[starwarshot]

Like totally Germany!

[envious98]

GERMANY YAY!!!!!!!!! X3

[duckycat123]

GERMANY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 :D

[MyByakuran]

AMERICA!!!! XD jk germany

[TheRandomNinjaKitty]

Justin Beiber should be Canada and ERBOH got it wrong. Beethoven was from Austria, not Germany. However, Poland fits JB's role XD

[HetaliaGermany2011]

@TheRandomNinjaKitty

NEEEEEEEEEIN! Beethoven was GERMAN! Mozart was from AUSTRIA! >.<

So! xD

[TheRandomNinjaKitty]

@HetaliaGermany2011 OMFG MY HISTORY TEACHER LIED!!!

[HetaliaGermany2011]

@TheRandomNinjaKitty

looks like he did. ;D

[Pandalovearu]

This is AWESOME!!!!!!

[gamergirlz11]

XD Love it!