How to Throw a Tea Party : Making Cucumber Sandwiches: Part 2

[ForeverComplaining]

I spoke to her majesty and the palace have confirmed that this, as off the point of adding in cream cheese, is now no longer a cucumber sandwhich, rather it is a cream cheese sandwhich complimented by both salt, peper and cucumber.

[sirus108]

why is this in two parts? -_-

[GMasis001]

Is anyone else turned on???

[Mullahgrrl]

@GMasis001 How can one not be? Rectangles and cream cheese, its forbidden fruit!

[StumpyHead]

SHE CUT THEM INTO RECTANGLES AND NOT TRIANGLES?!!! BURN HER!!!! BURN HER DEAD!!!!

[NREnger]

@StumpyHead the whole recipe is not anything of a traditional cucumber sandwish, forget about the fact that they should be triangles.

[StumpyHead]

@NREnger clearly wasnt a serious comment...

[listenlightlove]

My mother used to drape a clean, damp, linen cloth over the sandwiches to keep them from drying out as she made them.We used to have cucumber and marmite, cucumber and paste (from tiny little jars) cucumber and cress sandwiches.

[kurnous34]

had a craving for these after seeing them on a tv show and i couldnt really find a simple recipie online this vid was a big help thx a bunch!

[Heroslayer5]

@kurnous34 Was it Dexter?

[kurnous34]

@Heroslayer5 ha! indeed it was!

[Heroslayer5]

@kurnous34 Yeah. Special Agent Lundy's Cucumber sandwiches made me want to try them. Now I'm hooked.

[cruithneuladh]

dantheman931 - you're absolutely right, but for the life of me, I can't remember commenting on this clip and have even less idea as to why I would do so in the first place.

Jeez, there really was no-one at home that night and absolutely nothing worth watching on TV!

Cucumber sandwiches????????????. I really need to get out more!

[dantheman931]

This still looks a hell of a lot better than Sandra Lee's "recipe."

[WilliamGruff]

Traditionally the sandwiches are cut into triangles, not squares. If serving to guests from a plate with several on they should be served individually. If four are served they are usually presented on their 'backs', adjacent and in a line, and garnished with mustard cress and slices of cucumber, often scored at the rind. If two are served, then one should rest on and overlap the other in a pleasing fashion, garnished as per four.

[EjkoUSC]

My bad this is part two. Learned how to take dumbass captions off. Next time she might want to tell the hack camera guy/director to stop fucking talking during the take. "Cut...no keep going. Zoom out". Christ shut the fuck up amateur!

[cruithneuladh]

You really shouldn't use the words "shit" and "cucumber" in the same sentence, you really shouldn't.

Have you colonials learned nothing?

[dantheman931]

@cruithneuladh Not to point out the obvious, but you just did. :D

[God0Mighty1]

Yo, what I did,yo, was I took some "everything bread" you can get it a WalMarty.

I toasted the shit, then, I put some butter on it, right?, then I took the cucumber, and I peeled it with a peeler, then I sliced the shit thin, because that's an important part of a cucumber sandwich, slice it thin. Then I chopped up a marinated artichoke heart out the can and put it on there right?, then, I put some Everglades Seasoning and some red pepper flakes on it. That shit was for real.

[God0Mighty1]

I have made sandwiches out of all kinds of different things, but I didn't know there was an actual traditional thing called a cucumber sandwich until Simon Cowell mentioned it on Oprah, and I thought "What the shit is that?" So then I looked it up on the internet. I think I will make one and try it.

[lemizoid]

you can tell she's afraid of the knife. not a good sign.

[paperchasin23]

there's some pervert asking for sex in the background at 2:09

[jessLUVSdave]

YUM! You should glaze it with corn syrup, then it would really taste good! =l

[tkhan74]

add marmite to it as well..........now thats english!

[sheimisheimi1]

wow! this tastes amazing!

[marushacruz]

you can add crushed mint to the cream cheese for a nice summery flavor..

[maraudingcat]

everyone puts cream cheese on cucumber sandwiches. you don't seem like an expert to me. wtf?

[thisblows200]

haha i agree with you!! because all cucumber sandwiches has cream cheese.

[Tammy166]

I really like the cream cheese idea!

[Vaughn555]

Very nice! I like the idea of the cream cheese layer.

[coolgalloulou]

oh what fun