Pentagon Reports Army Mascot 'Liberty' Killed in Iraq

[theadultprodigy]

@Manadox97 mad bro?

[ttr110guy89]

i use to be a us army mascot then i took an arrow to the knee

[enemyrcxd]

Rip

[MrGamecrazy101]

Jeffery Bison FOR THE WIN!

[xXJakethesnake117Xx]

@Manadox97 agreed

[Manadox97]

@TheOnion don't fucking joke about the Medal of Honor, I'm fucking serious, don't.

[Sturmmann]

a Marine threw him off a cliff actually..

[AR15Hustler]

"if i die in Iraq aint nothing to it Gangster rap made me do it"

[MrBushlied]

What is this bullshit? Geo Dubya Bush should have been the army mascot. After all, Dubya was a cheer leader in college. His stupid, laconic expression obviates the need for a mask. If Dubya killed by an IED what little morning there was would be drowned in a sea of joy!

[emiliamandaza]

i luv how they can du sumthin like ths wth a strait face

[scottg4520]

is this real?

[7footballfanatic7]

@scottg4520 yes

[ikosabre]

Take that, insurgents

[marine5546]

0:54- on the elk's page it says "Brigadier Baboon Says" o.O

[hardwirecars]

damn it onion your to good i got a tear in my eye for liberty

[Raveninety9]

Jeffrey the bison FTW!

[mellhurstster]

bison is better!

[SilentShadow7r7]

i voted for brigadier baboon!

[InfiniteGrenades]

lol 2:00 - The artichokes in the background, like it's fancy or something haha

[kingzinc99]

:'(

[Orbitron24]

It's scary how this is not far from how some of the real propaganda is done.

Remember when the neocon-funded Georgian president Saakashvili (brought to power in a coup by a "youth organization" funded by various Washington orgs), with an army trained by Mossad and CIA advisers, invaded South Ossetia during the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics? Knowing the media would be focusing on the festivities in the Olympics.

[mellhurstster]

@Orbitron24 I read milblogs and articles indepth and all I have to say is how do you feel about the moon landings and 9/11?

[EricsTechTalk]

@mellhurstster There is a giant fucking mirror array on the moon that observatories bounce lasers off of to study orbital trends.

[AnonymousElektron]

@EricsTechTalk no it isnt that it new world order propaganda by the meda.

have u ever even seen them with ur own eyes?

ur just sheeple the nwo loves u u stupid slav

[EricsTechTalk]

@AnonymousElektron LOL it took me a while to figure out if you were serious. XD At first I was like >:( but then I lol'd.

[nural666]

why iam not god

?????

why iam fucking human

[ernestnapoleon101]

too sad for the guy,he died unknown. only known as liberty.

[zsupercookiez]

私は羊をファック

[GenericFurfag]

I care more about a fake mascot than any other american soldier that died. Am I evil?

[MrFreako2010]

Fluffy morning "news" programs probably would report on something like this before they'd ever give any indication of the death toll on the other side. Come to think of it, so would fluffy "news" programs at other times of the day.

[jasonjamaican]

lies, all lies.. liberty didnt not died by any road side bomb..he was actually chasing freedom the cat but got ran over by a hummer the jeep! now thats good report

[meganoconnor1234]

poor guy :(

[Kendorager]

So in response to the peoples' concerns over a decade-long war, non-stop casualties, and a declining military image, the government sends us a performing mascot? Sounds plausible. I can see how people confuse this with real news.

[TheLeoisreal]

check out TheLeoisreal

[scottg4520]

@Latails Who doesn't send mascots to war?

[87Canuck19]

lol....anyone who thinks this is real is pathetic....

[igerree]

sure he wasn't thrown off a cliff by an american soldier?

[gorgeousaur]

@igerree Not very many cliffs in Iraq. That would be more likely if he was in Afghanistan for that to happen.

[smildonfatalis1]

Wow the Army has become very sad

[LikeANinja64]

@smildonfatalis1 You uhh... do know this is fake, right? No? Hm. That's a little pathetic.

[localboy32]

@smildonfatalis1 its fake shithead calm down

[smildonfatalis1]

@localboy32 oh ok good 

[swimteamizzle1114]

Please don't remind me that that stupid dog won over Jeff the Bison

[Mrd006]

@swimteamizzle1114 ROFLOL

[Superfresh602]

@swimteamizzle1114 with the patriot act

[d3221ck]

RIP

[ShaithMaster]

haha derp

[sikkvid09]

wtf? is this real?!

[gyoussef]

@sikkvid09 yeah man so fricken sad ay im gonna mis liberty dog

[bwfextreme]

i dislike you

[1MarioTheMartian1]

I like brigadier baboon

[SuperSoldier4Freedom]

dude below me is a nazi

[Heliosphan15]

LOL at the roomba kittens

[itisnotmeMARCO]

JEFFREY BISON 2012!

[12qzwx]

these guys from the onion are the best

[biobiowar]

haha I love all of onions awesome news.... makes you wish it was actually real and on the tv lol.

[nothin678s]

dam yo i feel bad for that guy!

[TheBallztoyou]

HAHAHAHA



[TheBallztoyou]

HAHAHAHA

[farneyblakeley]

duh just make a new suit, we need a new liberty doggie dog to cheer up the troops in Afghanistan. It makes me a little sad that the original liberty died but real troops die doing worthwhile things like directing traffic and building water filtration plants for our newly liberated friends and though I respect their sacrifice I don't allow myself to get emotional so I won't get all bent out of shape over some guy cause he was wearing a dog suit. I'm live and let live about Michael Vick too

[EltonvonCthulhu]

Brigadier Baboon looks more like a mandrill to me.

[wwwtotalitaerde]

Germany is a disgrace for humanity.

The reason is the following:

Germany is not allowing any opposition.Every German is constantly forced to take part in human rights abuses.Everybody not taking part is being tortured and/or murdered,see my channel and homepage.

This results in:

1. every good German being dead (because having been murdered by his state)

2. every (remaining) German being only good when dead.

Except for the few managing to survive without collaborating. See my channel.

[madman3247]

@wwwtotalitaerde WOW you are full of shit dude......I have many friends from Germany and idk what world you derive your information from, but its not the world we live in.

[DerOrk]

@madman3247 Jeesus Christ, dont feed him,

its nothing else than a poor troll

[madman3247]

@DerOrk Jesus has nothing to do with this....but still, there are trolls and there are those who are out to twist the minds of others. Sometimes you just have to be sure who is who.

[wwwtotalitaerde]

@madman3247 I doubt very much that anyone can have German friends. Because a German only is loyal to his state. They are indoctrinated from being a little child that the state is always right and that one has to follow its orders. They are being accustomed to live the official lie of their state. Try to discuss the matter of my channel and homepage with your German "friends" to find out yourself.

I am German and you are certainly right, this is not the world you as an American are living in.

[MrBeniBunny]

@wwwtotalitaerde mein gott, was fürn paranoider scheiß. wohl einer der ewig unzufriedenen kombiniert mit wahnvorstellungen, was? vermutlich kennst dein leben lang nur die falschen deutschen. aber deine website sagt schon alles... und jetzt nur zu, bombardier mich, aber mehr hab ich dazu eh nich zu sagen. paranoide sind ja sowiso nich dafür bekannt logisch zu sein, erst recht nicht wenn jemand nicht überzeugt von ihrer denke is...

[RD19902010]

@wwwtotalitaerde Im a German too and youre fuckin stupid. hardly anybody is less loyal than a german to his state..because of left wings etc. i am friends with lots of people, among them americans etc

[wwwtotalitaerde]

@RD19902010 Allright then, lets give it a try.

Have a look at my homepage, chapter Messungen-->Messungen der Überwachung mit Radar. And then look at chapter Radar-->Radarantennen 1 + 2. For the people who dont understand German: click the flags for a translation.

There you find measurements and pictures of the Radar placed all over Germany to have a total surveillance of Germany.

Kindly give us your reaction to this surveillance to let us find out about Germans being loyal to their Nazi State.

[AntonGudenus]

@wwwtotalitaerde nice trolling dude

[wwwtotalitaerde]

@AntonGudenus You are lucky not to live in Germany.

[AntonGudenus]

@wwwtotalitaerde I live in Austria and have been in Germany more times than I can count.

Nice trolling thou' bro.

[wwwtotalitaerde]

@AntonGudenus As I said,you are lucky not to live in Germany. Ive seen several non Germans being tortured to drive them away from me. Depending on the country people are comming from such open violence may not allways be possible. In such a case punishment will follow later and may even be directed against the home country. Remember the open assault of Germany against Switzerland including the Kachelmann trial.

[ShaithMaster]

@wwwtotalitaerde uhh.. Isnt Germany doing better than America. Germany has a really low crime rate too

[MovieStudio620]

I couldn't even read the captions.

[RockstarFanSince92]

Another reason to "throw gasoline in the flames of war..."

[kahru1]

They remember liberty as a mascot, not a human!! Lol

[TheWerewolf49]

this makes me cry but thank goodness its not real so yay

[blackhawkwm]

This sounds seems really retarded "he did a cartwheel and tripped on a roadside bomb"

[thepaesesai]

@blackhawkwm this is satire ><

[sgtmcnac]

This actually makes me sad. Liberty noooo! Damn you bastards, he was so awesome!

[Songwriter4God]

Lol, "while doing a cartwheel he accidentally tripped a bomb" :P

[nking1299]

I know that it's fake and I love the Onion, they're hilarious. However, I just wanted to know if this was possibly based off Pat Tillman? Just wondering, thanks.

[konstantintenko]

We'll be allways missin' you, Liberty!

[3718David3718]

No one gets the metaphor.

[nking1299]

@3718David3718 Tillman?

[iEazy21]

i feel bad for liberty man. R.I.P. dawg.

[10XShadeX01]

I can't stop laughing at this video, just the dancing LMFAO oh god LOL

[RainbowManification]

Liberty died long before that

[ichigo73186]

@RainbowManification very true..,

[SaxonSpooner]

ill miss you liberty

[videoguy2611]

@republiccommandonick it's called sarcasm

[xingwei12]

Rofl love the video and the posts below " ROFL

[HeadSHOT604]

THERE FCKIN MARINES NOT ARMY >.> GOD I KNOW ITS FAKE BUT GET FACTS RIGHT

[Marci124]

@HeadSHOT604 Marines ⊆ Army. Get YOUR facts right.

[HeadSHOT604]

@Marci124 Marines aren't army bud ask any Marine >.>

[thepaesesai]

@HeadSHOT604 DOES IT MATTER...doggonit dude either way their blood runs red if they are injured and/or killed in battle. geez.

[HeadSHOT604]

@thepaesesai true.......but it still annoys some Marine when they are called Army

[thepaesesai]

@HeadSHOT604 its still an army based on definition. some marines barely get involved with water (dont know why) it seemed to make sense to call the navy that and call marines special unit or something.

[videoguy2611]

RIP liberty we will miss you :(

[republiccommandonick]

@videoguy2611 its fake u know right?

[sapperzulu]

I remember hanging out with Liberty in BIAP... poor little pup

[manxdude1]

its so funny how many pepole belive this real,lol-dumb ass or what

[dogking100]

@manxdude1 Not every one in the world is from america.

[MrKILLASUSCHEL]

Sorry, i'm not American so i don't know the reputation of this production, but i have to ask: IS THIS REAL???

[justmedawg]

@MrKILLASUSCHEL yep it's real. r.i.p Liberty ;_;

[MrKILLASUSCHEL]

@justmedawg

This is just crazy, it has to be fake. A maskot for the cameras??? Is doch logisch, dass die euch da wegbomben! Dummheit und Ignoranz. Da steht ein Soldat und bedroht einen Typ mit ner Knarre, und der Spast tanzt vor die Kameras um zu verhindern, dass sowas gesehen wird. Sorry, but i couldnt type it in English.

[petsell93]

@MrKILLASUSCHEL meinst du's ernst, dass du glaubst dass das echt ist? XD

[dogking100]

@MrKILLASUSCHEL No it is a satire of american media. Like the fact that they can be talking about something that may be really sad but they are acting very happy.

[HunterLunter]

@MrKILLASUSCHEL its real

[jahjahisthebest]

WTF.. how do you guys create these videos. ahahahahhahaha i love em

[CBChrisbrown333]

private first class jeffery bison

[krimyo333]

A dog of this system, stop colonisation now..stop fachisme..the people know now...no justice no peace..Alqaida Registred Mark

[MarilynMonster88]

"Welcome to my Bark - er, BLOG!" Well done, the Onion. Well done.

[dieHeeresschar]

Funny but sad at the same time!

[MrSafetymeeting]

War will never be the same without Liberty. It's safe to say that the future of war in Iraq is going to be ugly without that mascot to brighten up their day.

[LottaLottaLegos]

lmao all the names were so clever and then... jeffery bison

[CricketChapman]

@:27. Unbelievably funny.

[650ballinwhiteboy]

Jeffrey Bison...

that is all

[zleverette]

@edwardwills f&/? You

[dunceordie8675]

I thought this was real and feel on the floor trying to breathe! but when the he gave the thumbs up in the night raid I almost pissed my pants!

[quickieshoup]

Never Forget.

[ayver5]

i honestly can't tell if this is real

[ActionCompaction]

@ayver5 nothing the onion does is real. ever.

[djn00nan]

giant foam medal of honor FTW

[p0tazzium]

private first class jefferey bison :P

[Sonnicham]

babboon would have been better

[napischu]

"Suicide prevented by video of kittens riding roomba" ROFL!

[gonadcancervictim]

who will be the last mascot to die in iraq

[rosesarereadable]

rofl I love this show, why isn't it on tv ?

[Lycon721995]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooootthe fuck? is he animated

[mythkw]

r.i:P

[PumaOPumaOPumaO]

This is pronkrageous!

[singlaprety12]

1:01 !!!!! thats terrible..

also anyone notice how liberty died the same time in america liberty

[MooseOfReason]

The death of Liberty. Heh.

[colourmegone]

I voted for Brigadier Baboon. Now that that stupid mutt has gone to meet his maker we'll see some real purple assed action!

[mj1692]

this is messed UP! but yet i was grinning through the whole thing. im going to hell.

[omnipotent8]

This is the 1st episode I have watched but never the less I find it disgraceful to our troops.

[edwardwills]

@omnipotent8 &#&@ the troops

[rjluna83]

PFC Jeffrey Bison, ha.

[arandajose20]

That America Bison will be the one who will end the war in Iraq. Jeffrey might be a private right now, but pretty soon he will be a general.

[monteira77]

streetwise elk...

[tyguy422]

Why couldent this have been glenn beck instead WAAAAAAA

[consado45]

@tyguy422 little too far

[tyguy422]

@consado45 its a joke from one of the other the onion episodes

[ThePoopcornMachine]

@tyguy422

Do you even have a legitimate reason to dislike Glenn Beck other than it's the cool thing to do?

[tyguy422]

@ThePoopcornMachine dude before you try to call somone out on a joke...watch the other onion episodes

[iRyaan]

@ThePoopcornMachine Because he's a dumbass. And so are you.

[tempestavenger]

just wait for that bison to become a general.

[kecks69cam]

lol ok just wanted to make sure haha n thx for replying :)

[AfKman101]

kind of funny that he tripped over a I.E.D but poor maskot he reminds me of Buzz adrian (if that was his name i forgot) but he made one hell of a leap of joy 4 mankind lol

[LolCaramelz]

@AfKman101

Buzz 'ADRIAN'

Are you fucking RETARDED? Why are you so ignorant? America is going down the gutter...children don't even know the names of the men who carried out the greatest contribution the United States has ever given to science!

It is Buzz ALDRIN. Not only this, but it was NEIL ARMSTRONG who gave the famous 'One giant leap' quote...

I thought you'd at least know Buzz Aldrin because, you know, he was on Dancing With the Stars...

[AfKman101]

@LolCaramelz Im canadian

[farneyblakeley]

@AfKman101 I hope you at least know the name of the first Canadian to walk on the moon

[AfKman101]

@farneyblakeley no but im not suprised beacuse i am talking about the first person not nationality get that fucking strait

[farneyblakeley]

@AfKman101 Oh I'll get you fucking strait child, Canada hasn't been to the fucking moon, is that fucking strait enough for you little man, now go eat your cereal

[7th75thCallaghan]

@farneyblakeley neither have you, idiot.

[farneyblakeley]

@7th75thCallaghan hey, NOBODY calls me names on the internet and gets away with it bub

[xseb5x]

@LolCaramelz To be fair, he did say he forgot, plus judging by his typing he is probably like 8.

[Svatos25]

Onion news has done it again!, for all you non americans (its fake)

[urreadingthishuh]

FOR CHRISTS SAKE IT'S A JOKE!

[Hunter0035]

thats fucking retarded you should expect to die if you run into a battlefield with a mascot suit on. fucking loser how he died

[kecks69cam]

@Hunter0035

hahaha oh shit pls tell me you know its fake

[Hunter0035]

@kecks69cam yea i kinda did when i saw onion news network lol. fail on my part

[Hunter0035]

thats fucking retarded you should expect to die if you run into a battlefield with a mascot suit on

[Nick4563880]

@ jihadOFthesoul they're americans

[Nick4563880]

@cmdlord oh lighten up, I'm FROM Iraq and I still think it's funny

[DoctorNociceptor]

Jeffrey Bison, lolol! Marshmallow gun!! Giant foam medal of honor! Whaaa haaa!

[RevengeOfRedBaron]

"Suicide prevented by video of kittens riding Rooma."

[cmdlord]

You people are sick...A dog?Lifting up ur spirit?By acting as a funny dog soldier in Iraq?And you are actualy thinking its funny?This is the most EVIL humor i have ever seen.