The History Of Xenu, As Explained By L. Ron Hubbard In 8 Min

[majvg]

This is funny.

[NICOLE65104EVA]

wasn't that the guy that made cereal?

[deeponeslive]

@NICOLE65104EVA You might be thinking of J. H. Kellogg. He had nothing to do with the evil space cult Scientology.

[ToledoSolider]

All religions are fake. Believing in any god is like believing in Santa... grow up people

[Incubated81]

@ToledoSolider YOU CANT DESTROY SANTA!

[deeponeslive]

@ToledoSolider Somebody didn't that barbee they wanted this Christmas. Maybe next year.

[DLarson1083]

Scientology and islam are the most retarded creations by man ever. L Ron hubbard was like a modern day mo-homo.

[Imabeatyouman]

is it ironic that l ron was a renowned fiction writer??

[hoodieguy999]

I just want to point out that Jesus and the prince who became known as the Buddha were undisputedly rea

[LoveDayandAge]

Ok, I know this wasn't supposed to be funny, but I laughed so hard at the deadpan voice saying things like "literally fuck you" and "shit hit the fan". LOL

[Wolfsrain90]

I laughed so hard I cried. I'm serious.

[itzahazylife]

all religious mythology is bullshit..it amazes me how christians can look down on scientology, while they latch on to the belief in virgin birth, resurrections, magical healing, a magical paradise in heaven , etc, etc.

[SolidOne40]

Shit just hit the fan

[marsneedstowels]

Fuck Scientology and fuck Gawker.

[telemarker93]

Hey, criticize away. That is our given first amendment. I am a Unitarian Universalist jew but I see your point and admit that the bible does not make much sense at all when taken literally (or even figuratively). My problem with Scientology is that they have their "fair game" policy that can be seen everywhere, even though they deny it. If you are interested look up "scientology and me" and see how they spy on, harass, tail, and even threaten to sue the reporter for criticizing their "religion".

[candywl2680]

I find it so interesting how so many are so vocal about the ridiculousness of this basis for a religion, but people swallow the bible hook, line, and sinker as if the stories it holds make any more logical sense...I don't believe in either- just sayin'...

[xTheuglytruthx]

I cant understand why anyone beleives in any religion.

scientolgy sounds just as absurd as all religions!

infact, people are so blinded by "faith" that they are killing each other all over the world because of it!!

id rather have a pint, smoke a smoke and help out where i can, im not giving any of your stupid causes 10% of my wage, id rather give it to the publican

[JoaquinAndThePenguin]

May the Thetans be released from our bodies, great brothers.

[Braddles5000]

god scientology is about as made up and full of shit as christianity .. Scientology is full of shit !!

[lman5042]

@Braddles5000 What do you believe in?

[obornoba]

only retarded retards can think this is real.. it is bullshit. thumbs up if you agree

[ANONYMA5K]

Scientology: >25,000 members

Anonymous: <36,000 members on why we protest ALONE

We're not going away any time soon, $cientology.

[iCanHazit]

My feton levels read "FUCK YOU"

[Stallkyr]

OK, I've just figued out how the Scientologists are able to deny that they believe this. If you listen to the LRH recording, you will specifically call the evil galactic leader "XEMU", not "XENU". He clearly pronounces the "M" sound several times. Perhaps this one thing is how they "justify" not admitting they believe this nonsense. Just a thought.

[jeps131]

...L.RON HUBBARD IS A BIG SCAMMER......

[Bayzz2]

55 palaeontologists watched this vid

[MrLukecov]

Don't have an ego at all. Agree with the fact that CoS is a load of crap but you should go easy on the bragging.

[BioReach123]

wow you people are dumbasses xD

[jackpreston2811993]

tbh scientology is the biggest, fattest, smelliest piece of motherfucking made up cocksniffing BULLSHIT!!!!!!! like this if u feel the same

[GundroidAndroid]

@jackpreston2811993 *cough* christianity *cough*

[xXxShebrokemyheartxX]

@jackpreston2811993 that, my friend, is called religion.

[Standuble]

@jackpreston2811993 Whats bad is that all religions probably weren't much better in their inception. The Romans thought the same about Judaism and Christianity and the Meccans thought the same about Islam - big, fat, smelly, motherfucking, made up, cocksniffing bullshit. However history is written by the victors and the above each came the proclaimed infalliable word of truth and God.

[JJBoii2297]

@jackpreston2811993 im a scientoligist and its a wonerful religion u piece of shit

[bieberle4]

@JJBoii2297 xenu is fake and ur religion is a bunch of jokes to get idiots like u to pay money to be told ur invincible and immortal and all that jazz

[JJBoii2297]

@bieberle4 damn man its a joke, im christian btw

[BlueEye096]

@jackpreston2811993 Not to mention Mormon....and every other religion.

[MMAoracle]

@jackpreston2811993 Yes it totally is! Right after christianity, where people have children although they are virgins, people walk on water, all 5 000 000 species went on a boat for a few weeks without any problems, people wake up from the dead.. ETC ETC ETC. Why do christians seem atheistic towards a much more likely load of bullshit?

[titanlock]

@jackpreston2811993 still makes more sense then the Mormon religion.

[QuietGuitaristfan]

@titanlock You obviously never really looked into the mormon religion

[deeponeslive]

@QuietGuitaristfan OH CRAP! Is that Timmy? Your A Mormon? Is that why you hate all other religions? You should just become a Scilon. You act just like them. I can't wate to tell the others.

[feliksv1992]

Once there was a story of a little boy, this little boy made one small mistake aboard L. Ron Hubbard's ship. This boy was locked up in a chamber within the ship for 2 days without going to the bathroom. This boy cried everyday when he was inside, isn't that child abuse? shouldn't Hubbard have spent time in jail for that? Well no because the brainless idiots who believed in Scientology actually believed in a story which a 3 year old could make up. I've given up on the worlds stupidity.

[dragonfanz31234]

aynonomous you can go fuck yourself

you guys are faggots

and can't hack worth shit

[Taomage]

@dragonfanz31234 Learn to grammar.

[debbaOfTheFlanders]

@Taomage you mean learn to spell or learn your grammar dont bitch if you cant do it yourself

[Taomage]

@debbaOfTheFlanders gram·mar/ˈgramər/Noun

1. The whole system and structure of a language or of languages in general, usually taken as consisting of syntax and morphology (including inflections) and sometimes also phonology and semantics.

I mean what I said. Don't ever try to correct me again.

[debbaOfTheFlanders]

@Taomage learn to grammar.......grammar stil isnt a verb you douch

should it not be "learn to use grammar "bitch

[debbaOfTheFlanders]

@Taomage dont act up if you cant decently use grammar your self

[Taomage]

@debbaOfTheFlanders You're attempting to correct my grammar while failing wildly at your own. You should just disable your keyboard before you ever get on the internet. Then you wouldn't feel so stupid when people a hundred times more intelligent than you say things you don't understand. I did what I did on purpose, aka for a reason. I don't care if you -like- that reason, or agree. And it's "douche", you douche. ;)

[debbaOfTheFlanders]

@Taomage well i learned my english by myself and out of video games so im proud of my level of english.

but i was still right about your grammar mistake it's not a verb and now you try and justify it by saying it was on purpose so no my dear twat jokes on you byby wanabe intulectual prick......

[Taomage]

@debbaOfTheFlanders Hahahaha. "Now I -try- to justify"? I don't need to justify anything, let alone to you. It is very clear you taught yourself english, and you should be proud. Maybe later your mom will let you try on big boy clothes too. I'll host a party to celebrate. Wait, are you potty trained? I don't have any carpet cleaner.

If I pointed out all your grammar mistakes, I'd fall asleep from boredom. O_o;

Enough spamming this video though.

[debbaOfTheFlanders]

@Taomage dude u are only making you're self look like an ass now what are you 27 a real grown ass man ????

and still.... you are so grown up you feel the need to be a douche and call out that gramar mistake(while making one your self)

and dont turn it on me bieng childish like you said im just a kid and tommorow i get to try on big boy clothes

.............see ya prick

i feed on trolls so yuo just made my day

[jzoidbergmd]

I want this video to spread like fucking aids. Nice.

[Jtyild]

Scientology makes no fucking sence.

[Taomage]

@Jtyild Sense*, but yes, you are right.

[howtoplanaparty]

@Jtyild gosh-darned sense

[fucktardickis]

hey it's moon man

[googlestar80]

Hahahahaha "I would like to thank you for the opportunity to literally fuck you" hahaha

[highwaydwell]

@Spore1147 spread the good word mate greetings from anonymous northern ireland

[Anom4427]

Hello scientologists

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not Forget.

Expect us

If you agree,post this on 10 channels or videos

[Spore1147]

@Anom4427 Anonymous are Heroes, Good Work Thanks from Germany ^.^

[Anom4427]

@Spore1147 Thank you for your appreciativeness.I respect that.Scientology is an abomination.

[feliksv1992]

@Anom4427 have you heard the story behind Scientology? A 3 year old could have made it up....

[yokin128]

could someone PM me more about this "anonymous" group?

[DarinSaine]

@yokin128 You are Anonymous. I am Anonymous. That little old lady behind you at the coffee shop? Yeah, her too. Anonymous is not an individual, or even a "group," per se. We are everyone, and no one at the same time.

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not Forget.

Join us.

[flamesdemon19]

@DarinSaine how is this?What do you mean everyone is?How can one actually know where to protest and how?

[Taomage]

@flamesdemon19 Go to Xenu.net - If you have any other questions, message me.

[TheBornAnnoyed]

It Is A Misconception To Believe That Santa Claus Enters Through An Opening In The Chimney, When In Reality He Enters Through An Opening In The Heart.

--TheBA

[ZimTheHomicidalAlien]

I don't like any religion (besides the FSM) but I hate scientology. I mean how can you be THAT stupid? 

[BadBunnyRides]

"Rumors of The Church of Scientology attempting to file Chaperter 11 protection have been confirmed by a Cali. Court Clerk...."

Seems they are having some money problems with the drop in new recruits, people leaving them and the Stars not willing to Bank-roll them anymore. What really strikes me as funny is they are doing this like a Corperation, not a Religion. Guess we now know what they REALLY were ROFL!!!!!!!

Wars over, we won.

[torontosmoker]

Scientolgy is for faggots, pure and simple.

[Lafleur312]

I watched this video about a year ago and i wanna see the full version i use to watch. Is there anywhere i can watch it at?

[invaderzimrules132]

TAKE THAT YOU BAT SHIT CRAZY SCI-FAGS!!!

[aaronsdavis]

i-really-like-this-utoob-fil-m­.....especially-when-it-talks.­.....a-bout-ripping-new-ass-ho­les...

[Vberg56]

Scientology loses.

[Godshoulddie]

I love the gawker thing...

Supreme RULAH!

Dude, every time I hear this weird shit, I always wonder, why didn't anyone, SOMEONE, stand up and just snap everyone out of it by asking him to his face "Are you on drugs?" and walking out. I think that would have ended Scientology right there.

[StaunchComic]

The thing about Scientology which I confess I don't know much about but some of the famous people involved in it seem very weird and unhappy. Take for instance Kristie Alley she is eating herself to death or Tom Cruise he seems very weird. He always has a huge smile on his face and he's always very giddy and creepy. Plus if Scientology is so awesome and he's so happy why has he had so many failed marriages and now his career is in trouble. Weird.

[olqutseg]

''Toliterallly FECK .. you...'' Thumbs up for the voice alone.

[Leopardfire5566]

We are anonymous we are a legion we do not forgive we do not forget expect us

[jimstoes]

people are the stupid creatures on earth, LOL!! SCIENTOLOGY, LOL!!!!

[Michaelprotectsme]

Im in a undisclused location right across the steet from the celeberty center lmfao LULZ

[messenger360]

LOL @ the fake voice.

[DesteniGap]

lmao

[Fanguy28]

We'll see who kicks the shit out of who

[SmokinMo11]

Seriously..If I made a bet in a bar w/u & the bet was I could start a religion & the bet was 50.00. I write some silly book involveing aliens &mind control.. it spun out of control & the cash was pouring in like crazy...Would you pay me my 50 bucks? Just jokein. Celeb center.They have to call it a religion,otherwise it's 2 easy to get shut down & they can pay taxes thru the dump & keep their money n their own pockets if you know w/I mean.& profit big.EVERYBODY JOIN!! Maybe Im wrong.Any feedback?

[TMNoob3]

Remember Lisa McPherson

[AIMANALI]

this guy need a life really . i am no Scientology but why does he-she do it ? just curious ?

[maybenotserious]

I never would try to quit a religion...but scientology is NOT a religion..its a people killing, family destroying and humanity smashing organisation that wants (Y)OUR monney! I will never share my monney with these idiots!

Xenu?..good god where do we live?How stupid could a person be to belive that story...

[InvalidAnon]

Pwnt.

[Idolcruisefix]

hafabee has a good question... and i must say here's some science faith for you: truth is stranger then fiction, answers leave more questions and time is also space and is bent and orchistrates gravity. that's a good start i think. now have a psychic dream and pray for love and understanding, I guess. Makin religions up is cool.

[roboptions]

Every post paid envelope you can find from scientology & Dianetics. Fill it with a print out of Xenu Leaflet. Than tape it to a brick and send it back as a response. Best way to protest. Tell all your friend to do this. The church of scientology will have a huge mail bill and each letter opened will free one of their members. Once you red Xenu leaflet they kick you out automatically. Tell as many people as you can. Power of the many. A million people send bricks back that should do something.

[ManowarxManowar]

MANOWAR

[hafabee]

Well that was interesting. And completely insane. How does L. Ron claim to have gotten all this information? Angels? Ghosts? God? Gnomes? Who does he say told him all about this?

[angelo14leo]

LOL!!!! GO ANONYMOUSE GO!!!!!

[Moondawn68]

FUCK SCIENTOLOGY !!!

[primohomme]

LOL awesome

[slowestcivicsboost]

lmmfao god damn it i watched this like 10 times, anonymous teach me !!!!!!!!

[MrEyeslikeyours]

THANK YOU! It is great to hear L Ron Hubbard in his own words talking about Scientology.

[MrEyeslikeyours]

THANK YOU! It is great to hear L Ron Hubbard in his own words talking about Scientology.

[ChadJHachey]

awesome

[pepeprs]

how bizar

[pepeprs]

aids would be destroyed by wildfire

[CristianApostol]

wait what TTS is that?

[killugh]

Scientology rules all!

[shadowcat7761]

hahahahahaah XENU who the fuck is that???

[Wolfboy183]

Text to Speech FTW

[GoldenSodaXbox]

Perhaps the same could be said for all religions.

[Premium111black]

@GoldenSodaXbox Your words are as empty as your soul! mankind is ill need of a savior such as you!

[sargonsrobot]

@Premium111black -Go pray to Tom Cruise (mappelethorpe) -WANKER!

[Premium111black]

@sargonsrobot that'snot how it goes.

[Sybesis]

@CokeColaForTheWin what?

[NoseBleedKing]

@Sybesis

stop microsoft spamming

[Sybesis]

@NoseBleedKing

You probably need to get educated by the meaning of the word "Spam" before using this word in a sentence. The only reason I think this is funny is because one could read Microsoft Sam. And microsoft doesn't need my help to spam the world. They do a great job making an insecure operating system that create zombie nodes all over the world...and since the video is almost 2 years old. You're a bit late writing such comment.

[NoseBleedKing]

@Sybesis

wdf are you talking about o_o, i was making a joke cuz cokacolaforthewin said sumthing similar

[sargonsrobot]

@Sybesis Great BORE us to death -Go pray to Tom Cruise-Dropkick

[IoAMoIMATURE]

@Sybesis I think he's just referring you you being a pussy who can't talk for himself because you are too afraid. orrr you have a lisp. i'm not sure which is worse.

[CristianApostol]

@NoseBleedKing Microsoft Sam is the voice of Anon

[henshinman]

@NoseBleedKing ummmm microsoft spam

[1michaeldstewart]

@Sybesis sounds like microsoft spam to me, i'm i six months late?

[JohnnyBoChristian]

OMG it's Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking 1

Scientology 0

[OddDeity]

Dude, you're brilliant.

[Z0mgZ0mbies]

Pick your imaginary friends wisely... or be a rational thinker and choose no god.

[TOBLERONEschokolade]

mega LOL

RESPECT

[trvler12455]

excellent science fiction. I hope there will one day be a movie...LOL

[cloudstepper11]

Dude, you are heeeeeelarious!!!! They probably are looking for you!

I couldn't stop laughing......

Like cancer....no...herpes....no...­.aids. Nasty man....lol

[2degucitas]

Thanks for posting.

[TheKonfuzedMan]

hahaha

5 stars

[OpenComments]

It is a common misconception to believe people join Scientology because of the doctrine of Xenu. People actually come to Scientology hoping for increased intelligence, improved personality, and help in dealing with personal problems (as it advertises itself as a self-help philosophy). Later, if they had paid enough, they learn a system of beliefs based on science fiction stories, infestations of alien spirits and exploding volcanos.

This is the bait-and-switch aspect of the scheme.

[OpenComments]

If you ask any Scientologist about Xenu, body thetans, exploding volcanoes, etc... they will deny it because they either (1) have not reached that level yet, or (2) they are forbidden to talk about it.

The story of Xenu actually costs around $300,000 to learn, and those who learn about it are forbidden to speak of it outside of a confidential Scientology course room.

[ConspiracyHist]

This video is awsome! This dude is bad ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! I SALUTE THE MAKER OF THIS VIDEO, SIR YOU ARE A BAD ASS MO FO, OH HELL YEAH BAD ASS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[devilhunterred]

How is Scientologists any different than Christians?

I mean Christians believe in Moses splitting the Red Sea in half, Mary giving birth to Jesus without having sex, Jesus feeding 5000 people with one fish, walking on water, resurrecting from death after 3 days, and many others, etc.

Religions are virtually all the same.

Don't make fun of one religion unless you don't believe in any of them.

[Limpingfury]

@devilhunterred

I'll do my best to stick to the topic you've made, so pardon me if I get off track.

You may say, and I agree to some extent, that all religions virtually the same.

However, Scientology is not a religion. Hubbard said it himself "if you want to make money, create a religion." All, or nearly all other religions allow it's followers to practice without forking over a dime, as stated by others earlier. This is the difference: With Christianity, you don't have to take out a loan.

[OpenComments]

@devilhunterred

It's not the beliefs we're protesting against; It's the bait and switch and the destructive official policies the Church of Scientology holds. If you go to any other religion and ask what they're all about they'll tell you. Free of charge. However, in Scientology you don't really learn what the religion is about until you've already invested some 300,000 US dollars into it.

[hartejoseph]

devilhunterred christians only ask for small change on sundays scientology asks you for your credit card number 7 day a week

[iamanonwearelegion]

@devilhunterred if you dont believe any religeons thats fine but it doesnt make this not look retarded lol

[wolfpup28]

no just in catholicism...

[whiteyonwelfare]

Well catholics are not "Christians" in the sense that they follow Christ, they follow the "stand in" for Christ - the pope and only priests can forgive you of your sins while Christians rely on the sacrifice of Christ on the cross to pay the debt for us.

[cuculainn1970]

The biggest single Christian group (Catholicism) is not Christian, listen to yourself you bigot.

[Professor1014]

Catholicism is a Branch of Christianity

[HackMaster300]

@wolfpup28 fuck you man

[mainsqueeze1977]

@wolfpup28

What a load of rubbish!

[runswithscissorsalot]

@RaynorX at least not since the reformation and the building of st peter's basilica

[donjabroni]

No, but you must pay your tithe and offerings.

[RaynorX]

@donjabroni at your discretion, but you'll never have to pay to attend any services.

[MasterAdam100]

@RaynorX -Offering money adds up a lot over the years.

[RaynorX]

@MasterAdam100 yeah but at least that's voluntary, I haven't heard of anyone going broke over that either

[bloodawn5]

@RaynorX Burned!!!!

[RaynorX]

@bloodawn5 IT BURNS!!!

[theman1819]

@RaynorX hahahah I hope your joking right??????????????? do your history

[fuguetta]

@RaynorX

mythbusted

[hunggarguy]

@RaynorX Buddhism is free.

[olcohalic]

@RaynorX except in catholicism where you pay money to the church to get out of hell and go into 'purgatory' for a set amount of years, where you then go into heaven after learning your lesson.

And where you have to donate money after going to church on a sunday even though the church is one of the richest organisations in the world anyway.

You were saying?

[shad0w12346]

@olcohalic

daaamn, beat me to it.

[chitownzfinesthustla]

@olcohalic you dont idiot your encouraged to donate fucker not forced too thats the diffrence

[Prankcall12]

@RaynorX Christianity really asks for money? don't they give it for charity? im jewish so i don't know...

[scjtraveler]

@RaynorX All religion is a cult. This one is also a financial scam. It is only when we educate ourselves about what is really happening in the world, only when we realize that religions are propaganda tools designs to further an agenda, usually politcal, that we can break the chains of oppression. Good Job Sybesis!

[Becksonthedecks]

@RaynorX Well actually in the past like we'll be talking about 1400's Christians had to pay tarrifs in Ireland to get into heaven and for your penance and I think now dont quote me that it was going to england or something. which is why Scientology is argued as a religion. But I just think its really funny the whole scientology thing!!! lol

[Piatnitskysaurus]

@RaynorX - no, but you have to donate money to the church, so it's essentially the same.

[yokin128]

@Piatnitskysaurus you don't have to,it's just something nice to do.It doesn't keep you from or send you to Hell

[bringonthewrath]

@RaynorX no you just have to sell EVERYTHING you have right?

[yokin128]

@bringonthewrath only if God wants you to.The king was disobedient and way to proud of himself.

[bringonthewrath]

@yokin128 now you're just picking and choosing what you want the bible to mean, Jesus said sell everything and only take one pair of clothes on your back, anything else is pure greed, every Christian that parades around in a nice suit and nice car, say's the're not a materialist and doesn't become poor like Jesus became poor is not a Christian

[yokin128]

@bringonthewrath I need have biblical evidence as proof.Tell me a Bible scripture that supports it

[TheDubVee]

"Don't make fun of a religion unless you don't believe in one".

That's a very well thought out comment. You must have used all of your 5 brain cells for that.

I make fun of any religion, including mine, whenever, however, I please.

[devilhunterred]

And that's why you have no brain cells whatsoever.

[TheDubVee]

@devilhunterred

I'm sorry did you say something? Didn't think so. Good try though kid. I don't think you even understand my comment. Maybe some day you will.