Owl and a Bungee Cord

[dtothelu]

Reminds me of Borat haha

[PANRafauWhite]

What its funny here? For me everything u can see. I see completely abstract joke of master pain, itnryguing silence and seuriosness after that, waiting for punchline, master pain punchline (so stupid that very funny) and his laugh,joke's absurdity and people's reaction (laughing). In general this is one big funny scene consists some little jokes- and after that: Enough! So: everything..

[robbinmicz]

Bahaha man I can't believe how many people don't get this joke. An owl has 2 big eyes...put a bunjee cord between them & it looks like an ass. Its only funny in the movie though...Ahahahaha "Betty"

[yurikolovsky]

It's not the joke thats funny, but it is funny how everyone reacts to the unfunny joke because the master tells it.

[kamaishuffl3r]

@Adestria92 its not like a real joke, its just "My ass" that makes it funny lol.

[whoopdeedoodude]

ENOUGH

[87ylw]

what's with the echo ???

[jnguyen0749]

Your clothes are RED!

[OrliProductions]

MY ASS!r

[Adestria92]

I still don't get the joke, after all these years..

[ripsticklord]

SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT!!!!

[norwenglish]

eheheheheheheENOUGH!!

[JdawgTheFirst]

i DON'T GET IT!!!

[TheAndrewj96]

@JdawgTheFirst It's not supposed to make sense. That's why it's so funny.

[darkkratos69]

Lmao hahahahaha that is rich!

[Roger4313]

At first i was like wtf i dont get it. So i thought for it for a while and i loled now i get it xD

[JdawgTheFirst]

@Roger4313 What does it mean?

[matter0ni]

i tell this joke in video games all the time. so far NOBODY has known wtf i was talking about :(

[CUSTERM16A2]

Sheesh Master Betty is into some weird stuff in bed.

[JayDelaCruz3]

NYAH...HA HAA HA HAA HA HAA ENOUGH!...

[Chemical373g]

best joke ever

[Reocod]

BAHAHAHAHAHAAA! I ran across this movie on Netflix. Before that, I vaguely remembered watching it. When this scene started playin out I laughed so hard, tears were commin down my face!

[cravingradishes]

...pop tarts?

IT'S NOT POP TARTS!

[nymamae]

I dont get the joke!!! please explain it to me???

[prince16mike]

@nymamae  you get his ass.. Nyah hahaha

[drjonasson19]

@nymamae the fact that it makes no sense is what makes it so funny

[vigo894]

@nymamae= You see, if anyone crosses an owl with a bungee cord, then it's his ass.

[samitchdog]

Nyaaa best laugh I bug my gf by laughing like that

[AussieRaver1996]

Ohhh i get itt, yeh the Owl, if it crosses the Bungee cord, its Betties Ass, its just soo randomly funny!!

[damienjk]

Well, Shamamalama-sama, I also have a joke!

[Tikitxiki2]

i just pissed a bit too

[Pacotavara]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA THE BEST JOKE!

[andreafaul]

What do call an owl with a bungee cord YOUR MOTHER

[airma89]

Best joke ever!

[Travelsbyshfflc]

Hoo-Twang CLAN!

[GeometryInStatic]

@Travelsbyshfflc SUUUUUUUU

[xlaider]

EVIL!!!!

[franciscodudeful]

Best joke in this movie was.

You 2 go that way. Ill go home. lolz.

[xsnowripperx1]

@franciscodudeful no it was "your days are over mister"

[franciscodudeful]

@xsnowripperx1 I think I pissed myself laughin.

[MrChosenone34]

can someone please explain the joke? Is it because his face kind of looks like an owl?

[DialatedPupils626]

@MrChosenone34 no its just how his face looks and what his random answer was MY ASS! neeeaaaa naaahhaaa!

[MrChosenone34]

@DialatedPupils626 oh okay thanks

[TheEvilCouncill]

MUEEEHEH MUEEEHEH MUUUEEEEEEHEH ENOUGH!

[shardprime]

NYAAAH, HAH-HAAH, HAH-HAAAH, HAH-HAAA-ENOUGH.

[vigo894]

First a joke. What do you get when you cross a pig with a hillbilly? A Westboro Baptist. Ha ha ha ha ha, ENOUGH!

[paddotk]

@plaebslayer i know it's no borat impression but it does soun dlike that :p

[wonderlabrynth91]

Though this joke doesn't make any sense but I found myself laughing in the end.

[bellj11]

what do you get when you cross a snake and a bungie cord? MY DICK!

[fulltimepassgiri]

What do you get when you cross a pig with a dancing shoe??

.............Taco Bell, nyah nyah nyah nyah ENOUGH!

[LOLxBoredom]

Oh Betty, you sure know how to tell 'em

[MrBenaLee]

i loled so hard

[madsli]

I don't get it....

[thedamnedone666]

that joke doesn't make any sense at all

[BullFrogsParadise]

Swingin' the chain swingin' the chain swingin' the chain... lol

[paddotk]

ehmm funny??

by the way this voice sounds like a bad Borat impression

[thething75191]

aahahahaha what the hell is wrong with the people who don't get the joke???!!! hahhaha it's fucking funny xD

[jasonbiddwell]

My ass. Nyaaa!

[cjme1]

... i dont get it

[maxacorn]

@cjme1

and thats the joke. nyaaa!

[logansplayhouse]

my ass

[JusJuiceIt]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOL AHAHAHAHAHAHA

ENOUGHHHHH!

[AbeRawR]

I don't get it :/

[MikSevilla]

what do you get when you get an owl with a bungie cord?

12 people

[Y2Jordy]

Nnah Hah hah.. Hehah,, ENOUGH :I

[revter101]

I get it!

[RashaadEspinoza]

The name is Betty you son of a pig. (-_-) Betty.

[crownj76]

what do u get when u cross an owl with a bungee cord...my ass....hahhahahah rofl...

[GothicKingCobra52]

12 people don't have ass's made of owls and bungie cords

[BravesFan4Life18]

Enough!

[illegalleopard88]

Where is the scene when Master Pain was saying that he did things that are not good......to do.

[jamundertoast]

Curse you, m night shamalamalama

[bleeborg]

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

ROW ROW FIRE FLOWER

ROW ROW EISENHOWER

ROW ROW I LIKE JACK BAUER

[thedeadserv]

@bleeborg LOL! Too much TTGL! HAHAH!

[911mandundundunnnn]

@bleeborg and i read it in the voice

[biggestfanever1]

@bleeborg Naruto abridged?

[Cryogenicmonkey]

Row Row Shamamalama!!!

[Pojko]

Damn you M. Night Shyamamalama-sama-kun!

[sturniboy]

ENOUGH!!!

[FreakyKing2]

I tell this joke all the time......no one gets it

[DrinkingPeach1]

@FreakyKing2 same here

[kuhndog52]

12 people crossed an owl with a bungee cord

[TheCuster58]

nyaaa ha haaa... ENOUGH

[johnnnnnnny86]

I tell this joke to people all the time. They never get it, lol. People are dumb.

[charmander4533]

Am I the only one who got this joke? Doesn't anyone else know the blatantly obvious links between owls and bungee cords????

[ForAllLivesLost]

My ASS! That shit gets me every time!

[AkimboBerettas]

ROFL!!!! =)) this movie is very old but i still laugh at this XD

[DreamPrinceHisham]

The best part is him laughing at his own joke Nya ha ha ha ha haha!!

[youresooookewlll]

11 people don't have an owl or a bungee cord.

[drezrock]

awsome clip!

[MsMasterpimp]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[teeter444]

LOLOLOL kung Pow FTW

[Charon521340]

Can someone explain??? I love this movie but don't get the joke

[thehumanbirdie]

@Charon521340

thats the point

[angeliswhOa]

lol why are people trying to explain it. there's no need because it makes NO SENSE. hahaha funny shit

[futebalmakedonia]

LOL ENUFF!!

[DickFromAccounting]

this is what fried rice is all about.

[wenaldy]

IM A MAN WITH HAPPY FEELING!!!

[DJJ7299]

lol MY ASS

[Willianatior]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED CLOTHES!

[emaimon1]

@Willianatior

wow!do that again!

[killersushi99]

6 people didn't laugh and had their toe cut off. Nyaaah Nyaaah!

[theblitz8]

nyahahahhahahah ENOUGH!

[synysterjazmyngates]

Neeaaa He He He HE!

[avimanyutamang]

yes BEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

[UPRC]

Haha, this is my favourite part from the entire movie and I love quoting the joke around people who have never seen the movie. Man, does it ever confuse them!

[Emsley666]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[mortelli7]

I was gonna say bouncing hooters....

[ringo692]

@mortelli7 lulz

[cabooses1fan]

@mortelli7 L O fucking L

[dudefrombelgium]

@mortelli7

Thats the Sh!t man :P

Like thats the perfect thing to say when you make this joke for the second time :P

[koreadude]

lol we'd better laugh at his joke or else we'll get our big toe cut off lol HAHAHAHA lol

[zerodood]

bungie cord + owl = bowel

bowel movement?

[ErikMartin81]

That was pretty masterful, actually If you've seen the Austin Powers movie, you know that evil laughs get a bit embarassing in the end, if you just let them trail off. Best to just cut them off with an "ENOUGH" while the going is good. You preserve your evil dignity that way. Dr. Evil should take a cue from Evil Betty. ENOUGH!

[Narutocherry]

NYAHHHH HA HAAAA NYAHHHH!!!

WEO WEUO WEU WEO WE!

[bregolingo]

ENOUGH!!

[TheFoxdie22]

where do i find the video where he tells them to call him betty from now on? its sooo funny "Mwehe hEH EHEH!"!! :PPP

[Hardmaster92]

yeaaah this is just very stupid joke... that's why it's funny. I love this movie and all movies of this kind. I recommend you to watch RRRrrr!

[DuhDurpDeeDoo]

NNNYEAAA!!! HA HAAA!!! AH HAAA!!!

[BlackTallKid]

WIN.

[RANDYJR72]

They need to make part 2 this movie was hilarious!

[DynastyPercussion]

o'doyle rules! Stomach chunk is the weapon of choice for the o'doyle's!!!

[mwahhaha289]

"NYAAHH HA HAAAA NYYYAAHH!"

[animerulezx]

@mwahhaha289 ENOUGH!

[Daniel62593]

*odekerk makes pissed off face after

[yuukun12]

Gentlemen...from this day forward...you will all refer to me by the name...Betty...ehh haww haw haw...

[FattyMcFatfatty89]

@yuukun12 but.... isnt betty a womans name? *smirk*

[Scadugengan]

ENOUGH!

[Penfold8]

Chicken go CLUCK CLUCK, Cow go MOOOO, Piggy go OINK OINK, how about you?

[TheRedRasengan]

nyahh hee heeeh nyaaaa eeeeehhhhh

[Mfoehrkolb21]

I really think... The "owl" is the poop that is on the ground... and the "bungee cord" is the poop still on its way down from... "his ass"....

[o0MiniMoose0o]

OMG 4 people put thumbs down on this

Thats just sad how could ANYONE hate this ?

[7900gtx512pwnege]

~Do do~, gentlemen from now you will refer to me as betty.

[ForgottenSoul700]

Ha-ha, Bettty. This movie is for all the stoners out there.

[BoomBoxJakey]

@ForgottenSoul700 fuck yeah

[Cammie010]

The first time i heard this it was so unexpected I got food stuck in my throat and I had to leave the room because I was laughing so hard.

[FactoryAwesomeness]

I luv this movie!!! i wish they really did make a sequel

[dmastermanga]

Steve Odekerk said that there is gonna be a sequel quite recently, so dont get youre hopes down yet ;D

[FactoryAwesomeness]

@dmastermanga YESS!

[xIegionx]

First, a joke.. What do you get, when you cross an Owl, with a Bungie Chord?

.....

.... My Ass.

Nyargh ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!

ENOUGH

[re2fan123]

my ass that is still funny

[fulltimepassgiri]

Its funny because the joke is not funny but the people are laughing, which makes it funny because they think its funny even though its not.

[SenisterDenister]

Okay, so you've got two Walrus's sitting in a bathtub and one looks to the other and says, "Hey, pass the soap." The other, blatantly offended, says "Whoa, whoa. Whoa. What the hell do I look like, a typewriter?"

[Firan25]

@SenisterDenister ....I don't get it :/

[SenisterDenister]

@Firan25 The joke is that it isn't one. Its like a shaggy dog story or an aristocrats joke, the lack of it being a joke is the joke itself and its never about the punchline. The punchline can be anything, its all about the telling of the story, and especially the delivery of the story, which results in an anticlimactic punchline. It is to be a storyteller as much as it is to be a joke-teller.

[Firan25]

@SenisterDenister oh

[Yourvidssuckasshole]

GOAT JOKE INDEED

[5totheash]

Nyaahahahahaahaha Enough

[monkeyrilla]

LMAO Master Betty's laugh

[BENLINUZ]

LOL its funny because it makes no sense!

[MegaRichboy13]

my ass jajajajaja ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zechs77]

So there's two elephants sitting in a bathtub- and one says to the other "Can you pass me the soap?"

The other one replies "No soap, radio!"

[jayhawkinthephog]

the joke makes no sense the only reason they picked those words is because it kind of matches their lips when they talk. which is why its so damn funny. morons.

[armand111]

to bad no one asked for commentary captain obvious

[ReallyGoodFeting]

The bungee cord is the ass crack?

[sle3py12]

My Ass

[Sharingan890]

you don't have to get the joke the way he tells it, the sudden silence and the nonsense kind of answer is what makes it funny and plus it's Master Betty if you don't laugh to his joke you get your big toe cut off

[LinkFlamesaber]

@Sharingan890 -claps while bleeding from his foot- Dx

[ErikMartin81]

@Sharingan890 Yeah I like how masterfully he takes charge of the laughter and forces people back on track. He certainly demonstrated himself as the alpha male.

[Awesome1601]

@Sharingan890 also i think there is nothing to "get".. it's a nonsense joke. but funny as hell

[SkateLiveYourLives]

hahahahaha

[1787dude]

............my assss, nyahahahaahahaaENOUGh!

[garbagevato]

I stil dont get it...

[SkateLiveYourLives]

@garbagevato your not supose to get it

[ResChronoNullius]

@garbagevato It's a non-sequitir.

[BigOlBagOfWhatsNew]

hahahahahaha

[LennyGc]

BEST.JOKE.EVER

[mrjimmyos]

@LennyGc At the same time, the worst joke ever XD

[DigiParadise]

@mrjimmyos THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS!!

[wenaldy]

Nyahahahahahahahaha... Nuff..!!!!!!!!!

[AlucardSlice]

My Ass

0:13

[soultaker879]

rofl

[psiprophet]

ElChinos88, it's the randomness, the utter nonsense of the punchline, that makes it funny.

[ElChinos88]

The scene seems hilarious, but i really don't get the joke... how on earth do you get an ass from a bungee rope and an owl...? someone can explain? or this is just some random thing.

[opticon6]

try smoking some weed

[drahunter213]

lmao!! for sure lmao

[m1ke4252]

hmm...maybe try jumping off a bridge...

[LennyGc]

Holy shit I cant believe you are THAT dumb.

[ElChinos88]

It's jsut that I am not a native english speaker, so I tought there would be a double meaning in this scene. If you weren't THAT dumb, you would have figured that out before.