I hate when these people write these emails and say that no one thinks what he says is funny just because he doesn't think it's funny. Get over yourself
Religion vs science... Lets call it what it damn well is, atheism vs theism. Grow up science is not an extention of atheism, and anyone who says that is just full of it.
@MagnusCattus Atheism is an extension of science. If you are science minded, you eventually must become an atheist. The more scientific one becomes, the more educated one becomes, the more likely they will abandon all faith.
@passiveMenis Just go to billburr.com and click on the Podcast tab at the top. You can either listen to it on the site or "download" it and listen to it in Windows Media Player
@mrbrianmccarthy For example, the difficulties Charles Darwin had presenting his theories to the academy of science. But as a counterpoint to that, sometimes it can be good to have an authority to negatively judge radical idealogical theories to give them perspective. Religion can also promote good moral values, so I wouldn't say it is a cancer but more of a tool that is used to control the masses under unified ideals. That tool is now out dated and replaced by modern science.
I am a fundi Christian and these Christians are just a little immature that all. Bill is right on the money almost every time. But then again without all these people sending emails like this or about their girlfriends he would have half a show. Funniest guy since Lois CK. Actually I think Christians should have to listen to people bag the absolute crap out of their religion, it puts hair on your balls and makes you laugh. Why so serious? lol
So many questions, and every time you ask one of those believers, it's amazing how much bullshit they can come up with. It's funnier to see their faces, that they can't figure out how you can't see this "truth".
Throughout history religion was used as means of controlling the masses, and all this books were written by people who claimed that God spoke to them, the heard the word of God.
Fkn brilliant this is. Im from England and ive only just discovered this bloke but ive had the exact same views as him for fkn years! I just cant get my head around the fact that people still believe in organised religion in this day and age.
Bill rules. However, using objective thinking and logic will get you no where with a fanatically religious person. They will just get pissed and yell nonsense just as the who sent the email was doing. The real question is, does it matter? Do you think a religious person with this mindset is going to make the next scientific breakthrough using that sort of logic? The only time it is makes sense to address these people is when they pick up arms, repress people, or try to legislate "god"s will"
Oh shit.Man,I hate religious assholes.Some asshole just came up to me the other day tryin to recruit me into Christianity at Carl's Jr.Even after I told him I was Muslim just to get him to back off,he just kept goin on.How'd you get into that?Were your parents Muslim?Have you ever read the bible?Where's your mosque?Would you at least be willing to come to my church or read some stuff?
WTF?Its like,dude,I don't even fuckin know you.Leave me the fuck alone & let me order my food.
Hey Bill,Your a funny guy! Keep it up,Im 48 yrs old and I laughed so hard at your material I lost all control of some bodly functions,NO I didnt pee myself or shit myself,But every laughing muscle went out of control and I had a little seepage come out of my eye!Exspecialy the muffin mushing! Hahahahahahahaha,Oh fuckin Funny!
@livardo5:55 , 7:02 I think he's against organized religion but in a recent podcast he went on to say he stopped believing in religion in general except for the basics, like the commandments and (maybe creationism he didn't bring that up)
" 'The rest of us are watching and we are not laughing'... Dude how many people are in your bedroom? Do you have a group-podcast-listening-party every week?"
Scientology? Please! L Ron was a no talent sci fi author. A total loser. Ask a scientologist about Xenu. How anyone can believe this horse shit is beyond me. But I guess a lot of people believe in all sorts of imaginary beings. There is no God, now go on and have a happy life.
@Alastair6 Fuck religion and fuck scientology. Any time a group of people take a good idea and turn it into a cult, the human species suffer. On another note, organized religion is just an ancient cult.
and there phsycos man, talking to the ceiling, telling me a dead guy is watching every move i make, punish me for bad choices, if i dont believe in him ill burn and suffer in some imaginary place under the earth ? if i said that to someone and didnt mention god, id be locked up in a physc ward...i dont mind religious people but fuckin STOP trying to convert me to your delusional fantasy because i just dont care...relgion is a joke and full of crazy people
LOL, scientology, i thought that you'd consider THAT a larger scam then other organized religions, they've actually KILLED people for leaving the church and not supporting them, Scientology has caused people to run themselvse into the ground (bankruptcy) for scientology. Out of all the organized religions i think are possible and respect, scientology i do neither for.
I hate when these people write these emails and say that no one thinks what he says is funny just because he doesn't think it's funny. Get over yourself
DarthMagnus19 1 hour ago
i love the point about outer space and how religion just completely ignores that
Koryo8 2 days ago
1 person is a neocon who thinks evolution is only a theory to destroy christianity
blackscarab1 2 days ago
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@blackscarab1 "evolution is only a theory to destroy christianity" hahahahaha thats the best thing i heard in days
Koryo8 2 days ago
i love these videos. thank you for putting them up.
DietPlain 1 month ago
@DietPlain You're welcome
PaperBagBandits 1 month ago
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happosai27 1 month ago
Religion vs science... Lets call it what it damn well is, atheism vs theism. Grow up science is not an extention of atheism, and anyone who says that is just full of it.
MagnusCattus 1 month ago
@MagnusCattus Atheism is an extension of science. If you are science minded, you eventually must become an atheist. The more scientific one becomes, the more educated one becomes, the more likely they will abandon all faith.
rep300 1 week ago
I would listen to his podcast if I actually knew what the fuck a podcast was.
passiveMenis 1 month ago
@passiveMenis Just go to billburr.com and click on the Podcast tab at the top. You can either listen to it on the site or "download" it and listen to it in Windows Media Player
andrewptob 1 month ago
The point is religion isnt solving all the problems and neither is science.......Bill Burr is the man!! glad he started his podcast.
LamassuSound 2 months ago
Religion is dying.
KingOfPie 3 months ago 6
@KingOfPie And it cant happen too soon.Organized religion is a cancer on the human race.It has held back progress for millenia.
mrbrianmccarthy 3 months ago 2
@mrbrianmccarthy For example, the difficulties Charles Darwin had presenting his theories to the academy of science. But as a counterpoint to that, sometimes it can be good to have an authority to negatively judge radical idealogical theories to give them perspective. Religion can also promote good moral values, so I wouldn't say it is a cancer but more of a tool that is used to control the masses under unified ideals. That tool is now out dated and replaced by modern science.
KingOfPie 2 months ago
I am a fundi Christian and these Christians are just a little immature that all. Bill is right on the money almost every time. But then again without all these people sending emails like this or about their girlfriends he would have half a show. Funniest guy since Lois CK. Actually I think Christians should have to listen to people bag the absolute crap out of their religion, it puts hair on your balls and makes you laugh. Why so serious? lol
BizaroMustard100 4 months ago
100%
So many questions, and every time you ask one of those believers, it's amazing how much bullshit they can come up with. It's funnier to see their faces, that they can't figure out how you can't see this "truth".
Throughout history religion was used as means of controlling the masses, and all this books were written by people who claimed that God spoke to them, the heard the word of God.
People are turning into a herd of sheeps.
GivinStatic 4 months ago
Fkn brilliant this is. Im from England and ive only just discovered this bloke but ive had the exact same views as him for fkn years! I just cant get my head around the fact that people still believe in organised religion in this day and age.
rolly873 4 months ago
Bill shook this guy's faith lol that's why he's upset. He was weak...
LAPiscinex 5 months ago
I love bill burr, I love Jesus and I love this podcast... yeah boy!!!
bulldovla1 5 months ago 3
Bill rules. However, using objective thinking and logic will get you no where with a fanatically religious person. They will just get pissed and yell nonsense just as the who sent the email was doing. The real question is, does it matter? Do you think a religious person with this mindset is going to make the next scientific breakthrough using that sort of logic? The only time it is makes sense to address these people is when they pick up arms, repress people, or try to legislate "god"s will"
visduke 7 months ago
religious assholes are the worst because they are ignorantly self righteous
they are despicable, offensive and despicable
god aint shit
MrFan32 7 months ago
@MrFan32 This is a little bit against the video, because he isnt outright dissing god.
ExBrutalion 7 months ago
@ExBrutalion u cant diss god if u dont believe in him
MrFan32 7 months ago
Oh shit.Man,I hate religious assholes.Some asshole just came up to me the other day tryin to recruit me into Christianity at Carl's Jr.Even after I told him I was Muslim just to get him to back off,he just kept goin on.How'd you get into that?Were your parents Muslim?Have you ever read the bible?Where's your mosque?Would you at least be willing to come to my church or read some stuff?
WTF?Its like,dude,I don't even fuckin know you.Leave me the fuck alone & let me order my food.
youngdrodeau 8 months ago
I think the author of this email is the same guy who got dumped for "brooding".
HolyCity2012 9 months ago
first joke. made me die
EllipticalExistence 10 months ago
Hey Bill,Your a funny guy! Keep it up,Im 48 yrs old and I laughed so hard at your material I lost all control of some bodly functions,NO I didnt pee myself or shit myself,But every laughing muscle went out of control and I had a little seepage come out of my eye!Exspecialy the muffin mushing! Hahahahahahahaha,Oh fuckin Funny!
semiLivedj 10 months ago
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@semiLivedj ''Exspecialy the muffin mushing! " The poor muffins! think of the muffins.
slickrickdarula 8 months ago
Sometime he is less than respectful, though he claims 100% respect. Maybe more or less respectful, but 100%? Nah.
Skeletorical 10 months ago
you are my brother we all love you
Andrettysky 1 year ago
so is Bill a full atheist now? He used to be kind of a pantheist.
livardo 1 year ago
@livardo 5:55 , 7:02 I think he's against organized religion but in a recent podcast he went on to say he stopped believing in religion in general except for the basics, like the commandments and (maybe creationism he didn't bring that up)
Ether165 10 months ago
@livardo I'd say agnostic.
Maximumdistance 9 months ago
I love shock comedians
alberts1985 1 year ago
are your mom and dad still alive?
alberts1985 1 year ago
search "monday morning podcast" in the itunes search bar! subscribe!
MattJohnAnderson 1 year ago
" 'The rest of us are watching and we are not laughing'... Dude how many people are in your bedroom? Do you have a group-podcast-listening-party every week?"
visualkei72 1 year ago
Scientology? Please! L Ron was a no talent sci fi author. A total loser. Ask a scientologist about Xenu. How anyone can believe this horse shit is beyond me. But I guess a lot of people believe in all sorts of imaginary beings. There is no God, now go on and have a happy life.
Alastair6 1 year ago
@Alastair6 Fuck religion and fuck scientology. Any time a group of people take a good idea and turn it into a cult, the human species suffer. On another note, organized religion is just an ancient cult.
thekhai 6 months ago
@thekhai
and there phsycos man, talking to the ceiling, telling me a dead guy is watching every move i make, punish me for bad choices, if i dont believe in him ill burn and suffer in some imaginary place under the earth ? if i said that to someone and didnt mention god, id be locked up in a physc ward...i dont mind religious people but fuckin STOP trying to convert me to your delusional fantasy because i just dont care...relgion is a joke and full of crazy people
DrAssman5542 3 months ago
LOL, scientology, i thought that you'd consider THAT a larger scam then other organized religions, they've actually KILLED people for leaving the church and not supporting them, Scientology has caused people to run themselvse into the ground (bankruptcy) for scientology. Out of all the organized religions i think are possible and respect, scientology i do neither for.
bud389 1 year ago
this is my favorite podcast moment
emol24 1 year ago
Hey what was the joke Bill Burr made that offended this religious fag?
i'm curious
Chnamanjx 1 year ago
burr is hilarious
JimenezLeon 1 year ago
William Burr for president
zjg5001 1 year ago 6
Bill tears that douchebag apart. What a fuckin tool. What is it with people and their fucking beliefs?
Panasper 1 year ago 3
baby jesus was a bastard child
kakashi76767 1 year ago
I love how Patrice Oneal says that the word inappropriate should never come up among men.
AquinasRouter 2 years ago 3
Lol I did like the house analogy, for whatever crap people'll give it I dont give a shit
dardonZ 2 years ago
love the podcast
dtowngreg 2 years ago 37
"You just go into the ground, We're all like deer"
theDolphino1123 2 years ago 57
oh jesus cant be allowed to die! it cant be allowed to live either, its like an unholy mutant
htezerdi 2 years ago 2