Klingon song translation

[evonyrules]

the real english translation is: Hear! Sons of Kahless Hear! Daughters too. The blood of battle washes clean. The Warrior brave and true. We fight, we love, and then we kill. Our lives burn short and bright. Then we die with honor and join our fathers in the Black Fleet where we battle forever, battling on through the Eternal fight.

[MendelsonShape]

@evonyrules Thanks for that. Did this guy get it right?

[xxkyros]

Grrrr... Pa`TaK! Speak It Propoly! Thats Wrong Try Again Before The Might Of The Empire`s BooT crushes Down On Thow.

Qu`Hom!

[MendelsonShape]

Haha! At least he can't be recognised in it.

[SpacehamsterDotCom]

....and that's why should check your make up is on evenly before you stand in front of a camera..

[leeham991]

I hate how when fans try to sing these Klingon songs it fails so hard.

Horrah for the 10% of non-ridiculous trekkies! (search for them yourself)

[Thundercracker404]

you are a king among men mappo yappo klingon.

[TonicMike]

Gagh! Qapla'!

[spukgeist]

i seen this song before. hes sing a war song

[UnanimousDelivers]

... and they say my Klingon YTPs are degrading.

I saw "Trekkies" at a promo screening. The movie is, to put it mildly, not the most positive spin on trek fandom, in the same way pig vomit is not fine dining. They picked the absolute WORST and most disturbing cases of extreme fandom and made them look even more surreal and train-wreck-ish. It's like someone did a film about conservatives and focused strictly on the Westboro Baptist Church.

.. and yes he totally screwed up "Qoy QeliS PuqloD"

[Skilltone3]

gHuh Daq Hegh

[MendelsonShape]

Do I dare ask what that means?

[tesseraktik]

@MendelsonShape It means nothing; «gHuh» isn't a proper Klingon word to begin with. «ghuH Daq Hegh» would mean "The death of the place prepares.", or "Death eavesdrops on the alert." or something strange like that. It would appear to be an incorrect word-by-word translation of the phrase "Prepare to die" from the MrKlingon translator.

tlhIngan Hol SovlIjmo' nIparjaj be'mey 'IH!

{ May beautiful women everywhere dislike you because of your Klingon language skills! }

[thedishcookiemonster]

Ken Lee :)

[jordinyc]

the funny thing is he fucked up the song. He must have forgot the words so he adlibbed "HAH!" at the end.

And that's not even the hard part of the song.