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  • Only reason I went to Cambridge was because I got four As A'Level.

  • I think it's you who looks really fat here.

  • is it me or does he look really fat here?

  • Wonder if that'd work with an officer next time i'm pulled over.

    "I'm sorry officer, but that wasn't aggressive driving, it was playful."

  • haha, he is speaking in jokes :P

  • Does anyone else get irritated every time the crowd answers "yes" to "who would like to see his lap"? Who is Yes and why is the crowd deciding for him?

  • "well you could have rolled over" o.0

  • Jimmy is a genius, and so is Simon! :D

  • Just when I though he couldn't be any cooler.

  • Because that's his name; car!

  • I love how jeremy is trying to be like jimmy carr by saying harsh things like about the oil spills ... its like .. no .. your not funny .. stfu and leave the jokes to jimmy carr! :D :D haha

  • who is this guy

  • Can i have a go in the Aston Martin, Please? hahahahahah Legend

  • @NatJamSte Just brilliant.

  • Jimmy makes people laugh, Cowell makes people cry. In the end, good beats evil B]

  • Jimmy kicked Simon Cowells arse! Jimmy Carr is brilliant!

  • 30 seconds of commercials? FU!

  • He is such a prick its hilarious xD

  • Cambridge, eh? You might say he's a... Smart-Carr.

  • hm ich bin blond

  • Jimmy Carr should return in an upcoming Top Gear series!

  • what did he say the reason why he went to cambridge? couldnt make it out

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  • carr in a car..... ITS CARCEPTION

  • What do you know? He's aggressive and funny in his jokes and in a car.

    Carr in a car.... It just makes sense lol

  • He isn't called Jimmy Carr for nothing...

  • Why is this not on a regular channel in Canada? :(

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  • Too many signposts? They'd have to see Germany, it's like a sign post jungle here, sometimes it just looks like a child was playing and was just putting every sign it had in one place!

  • hes how about group B rules at night lol just drive as fast as you can!

  • i saw mark wahlberg on there on a repeat and when his time went up jimmy was at the bottom of the list :S

  • What does he mean when he says that his car was converted to LPG?

  • @xXTheGoldenBoy17Xx LPG is a gas instead of using petrol. Cheaper alternative.

  • Lap starts @7:15.

  • Dead ringer for Lloyd Cole :)

  • press ctrl + w to skip ad

  • @TheDfdjk no cos i know what that does

  • @rupra92 :)

  • Well what did you expect from a man who's last name is Carr.

  • FUCK ADVERTS

  • @zilbe333 To each their own...

  • He could have said, 'After all, Car is my middle name. Actually, it's my last name minus an R, but you get the point ..'

  • I thought he would suck but he had the best time I really dont understand that when he came back the called him (The Prince Of Darkness) and that he sucked that time?

  • 1st Time: to the top

    2nd Time: to the bottom

    He need's a third go

  • Comedians are the fastest people on topgear.

  • Did you see that squirrel on grass at the 7:43 moment? it's scarred :))

  • @onuter That squirrel youre talking about is infact a bird :P

  • @robben896 Sorry about that :)) i didn't see,but TRUE! it's a bird :D sorry again :D...you have eagle eyes :P

  • @onuter its actually a bird

  • Jimmy carr is so queer and i like it.

  • what episode is?

  • oh shit that was fast...

  • OMG!!!! he knows how to race!!!!!

  • lol my dad works for shell. in marketing. fml

  • Clarkson trying to be funny. Dickhead. He's so not funny when Jimmy Carr is around.

  • Great pitch for oil as a clean fuel: "Worst case disaster scenario, you just need to give a couple of birds a bath"

  • LOVE jimmy Carr !!!

  • For Christ's sake, Jeremy Clarkson is the worst interviewer ever.

  • 84 go confused and must of ment to say Dis I like XD

  • @fionahession123 Go to school.

  • @JLP228 why the hell did you say "Go to schoo"l ??

  • @JLP228 Whatever :P

  • @fionahession123: At least 1 person thinks people who comment on nothing but the stupid dislike button are tossers.

  • @PooPoo2U It was just a joke, and i don't see anyone who agrees,You don't have to be meen to me..

  • @fionahession123: Even if that were true, only 44 people clicked the dislike button.

  • @PooPoo2U whatever :P

  • Thats the second time Jimmy has pwned Simon Cowell. Check out his Simon Cowell security joke.

  • i love how the title say "speed lap"

  • Don't tell Caroline... :D

  • he said like an american would, but not all americans are like that jeeezz lol but these days alot of em are so i see

  • pure entertainment!!!

  • Jimmy Carr is a winnarr

  • some roads are niot safe to go fast Jimmy.

    you might be a good driver ,but the goverment cant make a difference,

    if they raise the speedlimit at night , you get people that flly out of the corner and wreck their car.

    and who's gonna call the ambulance wjile you in a wreck knocked out .

    your alone on the road at night ,remember.

    help might come too late.

  • @ImmortalUniverse Thanks for spreading the good news...

  • @ImmortalUniverse Somehow I think its unlikely that that the government is going to take Jimmy Carr's views on the speed limit and do something with them And somehow I think its even less likely that Jimmy Carr will read your comment and learn anything from it :P

  • haha jeremy said "reasonably priced car" i swear this is the lap

  • Jimmy Carr is the most bad ass motherfucker to ever grave this earth

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  • @numbers3934 the amount of likes for this comment is his age hahahahah!

  • hm, i thought it would be Jim carrey... ohwell, he's good too:D

  • that...was bad ass

  • Yes, jimmy carr beat Simon cowell that's awesome , love jimmy carr

  • Thumbs up if you love Top Gear and don't give a damn about cars (but like Carrs)

  • What is this dumbass commercial thing

  • @needtobespotted I always liked hammond, but the program gets a bit old, they should add something new to the formula...

  • Life's a lottery, be lucky :) AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  • I couldn't be happier to learn Jimmy Carr (the men accused of truly insensitive jokes) beating Simon Cowell (the most self important man outside of the Pope, Dick Cheney and Ann Whiddecomb).

  • @drfoxcourt

    dont forget Kanye West and Mario Balotelli!

  • Jimmy Carr... WINNING! :D

  • TOP GEAR YOU ARE THE BEST PROGRAM!!!!

    Every tv show deserves an Oscar. Because it is so cool that you can arrange everything that you want. Like a bugatti veron and a eurofighter Typhoon. And then a race. Great job guys!!

  • "random accidents ahead" whahaha!

  • Awesome jimmy always WINS

  • Hello top gear channel, have you blocked me for spamming you're channel saying "Fuck you"?

  • While it sounds like a good idea having a faster speed at 3am think about how many ricers will go out speeding at 3am. Not practical.

  • i love how he says girlfriend

  • Simon Cowell is not amused.

  • About time some one stuck it to Simon Cowell.

  • It's pretty much in his name "Jimmy CARR".

  • I like how in the commercial the black guy is whats his name

  • i didnt expect Carr to be at the top at all! haha

  • I don´t think.. that´s agresive.. It´s playfull... :D:D:D

  • WTF, Why are you showing adverts. You are the BBC, why do I pay my licence fee then?

  • Jimmy Carrs like a vibrator, stable and consistent, and doesn't make men uneasy, like robotic dildos do

  • Jimmy Carrs like a vibrator, stable and consistent, and doesn't make men uneas, like robotic dildos do

  • Que sentirà un punk o un hooligan cuando despierta y se dà cuenta que es inglés, y que està todo nublado y lloviendo? Y que solo hay para comer fish&chips con vinagre servido en papel periódico? Mejor se droga y se vuelve a dormir (aunque tiene la opcion de suicidarse).

  • what does he say "the only reason i went to cambridge..."??

  • @thegunner16

    He says: The only reason I went to Cambridge is because I got four A's at A-levels.

  • @AHTOOH

    Care to explain that to us not from that neck of the woods?

  • jimmy is a badass hahaha

  • That guy is the english version of rodger fedrerr

  • Anyone who knocks bloody Simon Cowell off his perch is a legend in my book, well done Jim, he looked genuinely surprised, I certainly was lol

  • i was watching a Jimmy Carr dvd. and he said about him being on Top Gear. and i was like...... FUCK IT I MUST SEE THIS!

  • My favourite road sign is "Sign under test."

  • any1 else notice al murray in de crowd???

  • he is fuckin ugly..such a shitty face..oh my god

  • @315269f

    He earns a LOT more money than you and a lot more people respect him than you

    go back to your little corner and offend the wall in your own little world

  • Lol He looks so different 7 years ago. His face isnt as thin for one thing. I love Jimmy Carr Hes really Funny And brilliant

  • I always said TopGear is about carrs...

  • Hm, Jimmy Carr's been first and last on the lap time records. Interesting.

  • @winster626 Clarkson isnt boring compared to him, but in the interviews the guests are ment to tell their stories and jokes and not Jeremy himself. You can see that Jeremy isnt really an interviewer but more someone telling thebstories himself, which he of course is brilliant at

  • Anyone notice that Carr totally did Not lean in to hear his time like Everyone else does?

  • holy shit! look when this video was released!!

  • @RiHaCkO Pretty sure that's the date this particular episode aired on T.V.

  • 38 people... Disliked Top Gear?

  • @qwert25 idot right?

  • Hold on???? This video was released 14th November 2004? Youtube only launched in 2005.....HAAAXXXXX

  • @KyleAB5000 Well spotted. :) Commercial parties probably have the option to change the date, to match the air date of a tv show for example, as vmistry94 points out.

  • I'm so astonished by his time.

  • 1:54 - I know I´ve donr well.

    lol Greetings from Germany

  • It's annoying that we have to watch adverts on the BBC where we in fact pay them so they don't have to.

  • @jumbojet101 Yeah, but the rest of the world doesn't, and we're not bigger than them. BBC america and other such channels have adverts.

  • id love an oily bird on a beach in wales :D

  • Jimmy Carr is the KING of deadpan humour.

  • he makes clarkson look dry and boring

  • @winster626 He's a professional comedian. Jeremy's got a degree in engineering. Personally - for a car show - I think Jeremy's more qualified.

  • @Hankatu Clarkson's degree is an honoury degree...he know nothing about engineering, as he is always saying :)

  • @Bizzie1974 Saying he knows nothing about engineering is over the top. Surely he couldn't host a car show with very technical content if he knew nothing about engineering. Besides - honorary degree or not - if you have any degree you need atleast SOME knowledge of the relevant matter.

  • @Hankatu im just saying although clakson is one of the most humerous show hosts ive ever seen, jimmy carr simply blows him away

  • @winster626 In terms of comedic value - definitely. Jimmy Carr is, by the way, my favourite comedian.

  • @JovianSatelite think of it as tax, but for TV. You can't have a TV without a TV licence, but that's just for the TV (no cable/satellite, pay provider for that) but it goes to the BBC (british broadcasting corporation) and they make programmes, but have no ads because we already pay them. bit bullshit yet, even more bullshit that they have put ads on the net. Fair enough for non-british IPs, but wtfff

  • đemmeh'ka

    outstanding comedian, i love the fact he's a brit :o

  • SICK OF WAITING FOR THE ADVERTISEMENT TO BUFFER!!! Why can't I just buy ALL of Top Gear on itunes?!?!?!!

  • He's really tall! Never noticed that before...

  • simon cowell's gonna be pissed ha gooo jimmy!

  • Since some content is barred for me in the UK, then content for me in the UK produced by the BBC should not contain adverts, only people accessing that content from outside the UK should be forced to watch these adverts.

  • @JovianSatelite basically because the bbc get there money from all the british paying there TV liscense they don't put adds on their shows they are the only channel that don't have adverts

  • FUCK THE BBC !!!!!

  • I love how the celebrities are always stood in the audience and the people around them still seem to have no idea they're there :)

  • ROFLMAO!!!

    I got a ffing toyota ad with that fifth gear chick XD

  • @meamjustme dude just install adBlock. it's an add-on if you're running firefox. i never see any adds on youtube, like the good old days

  • @dunesandcoons Wow. Thats a nice tip :D

    You sir, just made my day.

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  • what where they thinking? his name is CARR.

    ofcourse he's fast.

  • Simon Cowell was not amused.

  • thats what I love in englis people...humour..best stand up comedians on the planet..

  • @NaszaOjczyzna yeah bullshit. George Carlin and Pryor were not english. 

  • @NaszaOjczyzna

    That's how the Germans were defeated... TWICE! xD

  • @NaszaOjczyzna jimmy is irish

  • @bansheewhiskey Well..his parents are/were irish and he grew up in the uk

  • @NaszaOjczyzna what r u then?

  • @wonderman234 nobody...

  • @NaszaOjczyzna Eddie Murphy in the 80's?

  • @NaszaOjczyzna

    omid djalilli:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDD

  • @NaszaOjczyzna what about russel peters?

  • LEGEND! The Prince of Darkness at the top

  • 5:15 'Town centre.....what town?' haha that funny enough has happened to me in the outskirts of Dublin.

  • jimmy carr sounds like jamaica if you say it in a jamaican accent lol

  • @insanebutfun beer can is another one but u cant say it with out sounding jamacan

  • @insanebutfun OH! hahahahah :)

  • @insanebutfun lol what doesnt sound jamaican if you're talking in a jamaican accent? :P

  • @Kandrov no he said Jimmy car sounds like jamaica in a jamaican accent

  • @insanebutfun dayum your right

  • @insanebutfun LOOOL