Does anyone else get irritated every time the crowd answers "yes" to "who would like to see his lap"? Who is Yes and why is the crowd deciding for him?
I love how jeremy is trying to be like jimmy carr by saying harsh things like about the oil spills ... its like .. no .. your not funny .. stfu and leave the jokes to jimmy carr! :D :D haha
Too many signposts? They'd have to see Germany, it's like a sign post jungle here, sometimes it just looks like a child was playing and was just putting every sign it had in one place!
I thought he would suck but he had the best time I really dont understand that when he came back the called him (The Prince Of Darkness) and that he sucked that time?
@ImmortalUniverse Somehow I think its unlikely that that the government is going to take Jimmy Carr's views on the speed limit and do something with them And somehow I think its even less likely that Jimmy Carr will read your comment and learn anything from it :P
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
top gear - great show...except it is slipping now for one reason:- richard hammond...annoying, overrated, untalented, boring...hands in the sand BBC if you think theres no problem. may and clarkson cannot be faulted. they will never get rid of hammond as they feel guilty for nearly killing him. give me a screen test - betya i'm way funnier.
I couldn't be happier to learn Jimmy Carr (the men accused of truly insensitive jokes) beating Simon Cowell (the most self important man outside of the Pope, Dick Cheney and Ann Whiddecomb).
Every tv show deserves an Oscar. Because it is so cool that you can arrange everything that you want. Like a bugatti veron and a eurofighter Typhoon. And then a race. Great job guys!!
Que sentirà un punk o un hooligan cuando despierta y se dà cuenta que es inglés, y que està todo nublado y lloviendo? Y que solo hay para comer fish&chips con vinagre servido en papel periódico? Mejor se droga y se vuelve a dormir (aunque tiene la opcion de suicidarse).
@winster626 Clarkson isnt boring compared to him, but in the interviews the guests are ment to tell their stories and jokes and not Jeremy himself. You can see that Jeremy isnt really an interviewer but more someone telling thebstories himself, which he of course is brilliant at
@KyleAB5000 Well spotted. :) Commercial parties probably have the option to change the date, to match the air date of a tv show for example, as vmistry94 points out.
@Bizzie1974 Saying he knows nothing about engineering is over the top. Surely he couldn't host a car show with very technical content if he knew nothing about engineering. Besides - honorary degree or not - if you have any degree you need atleast SOME knowledge of the relevant matter.
@JovianSatelite think of it as tax, but for TV. You can't have a TV without a TV licence, but that's just for the TV (no cable/satellite, pay provider for that) but it goes to the BBC (british broadcasting corporation) and they make programmes, but have no ads because we already pay them. bit bullshit yet, even more bullshit that they have put ads on the net. Fair enough for non-british IPs, but wtfff
Since some content is barred for me in the UK, then content for me in the UK produced by the BBC should not contain adverts, only people accessing that content from outside the UK should be forced to watch these adverts.
@JovianSatelite basically because the bbc get there money from all the british paying there TV liscense they don't put adds on their shows they are the only channel that don't have adverts
Only reason I went to Cambridge was because I got four As A'Level.
MrNothinguploaded 1 week ago
I think it's you who looks really fat here.
kauhajani 2 weeks ago
is it me or does he look really fat here?
cristianoronaldo9ism 2 weeks ago
Wonder if that'd work with an officer next time i'm pulled over.
"I'm sorry officer, but that wasn't aggressive driving, it was playful."
acronus 2 weeks ago 5
haha, he is speaking in jokes :P
DailyGrower 2 weeks ago
Does anyone else get irritated every time the crowd answers "yes" to "who would like to see his lap"? Who is Yes and why is the crowd deciding for him?
Ch0c0Face 2 weeks ago 3
"well you could have rolled over" o.0
vicogthe 2 weeks ago 4
Jimmy is a genius, and so is Simon! :D
Jaskatzu 2 weeks ago
Just when I though he couldn't be any cooler.
MeadbhMc 3 weeks ago
Because that's his name; car!
Babsan11 3 weeks ago
I love how jeremy is trying to be like jimmy carr by saying harsh things like about the oil spills ... its like .. no .. your not funny .. stfu and leave the jokes to jimmy carr! :D :D haha
Gam3rzED 3 weeks ago
who is this guy
antonb000 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
Can i have a go in the Aston Martin, Please? hahahahahah Legend
NatJamSte 1 month ago
@NatJamSte Just brilliant.
Skywarp89 1 month ago in playlist Jimmy Carr
Jimmy makes people laugh, Cowell makes people cry. In the end, good beats evil B]
AKL3MO 1 month ago 2
Jimmy kicked Simon Cowells arse! Jimmy Carr is brilliant!
stevebloodymckenna 1 month ago
30 seconds of commercials? FU!
starzycki1 1 month ago
He is such a prick its hilarious xD
harvtehmarv 1 month ago
Cambridge, eh? You might say he's a... Smart-Carr.
Thunderfvck 1 month ago 25
hm ich bin blond
VelmaKylietw162 1 month ago
Jimmy Carr should return in an upcoming Top Gear series!
DennisBerkhout1 1 month ago
what did he say the reason why he went to cambridge? couldnt make it out
luf4rall 2 months ago
Comment removed
Ub3rSk1llz 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@luf4rall he got 4 A's on his A levels. basically, he got good grades on his finals.
Ub3rSk1llz 1 month ago
carr in a car..... ITS CARCEPTION
snipedilo 2 months ago 8
What do you know? He's aggressive and funny in his jokes and in a car.
Carr in a car.... It just makes sense lol
GogglesRequired 2 months ago
He isn't called Jimmy Carr for nothing...
thebeatles240 3 months ago
Why is this not on a regular channel in Canada? :(
dog7156 3 months ago
Comment removed
dog7156 3 months ago
Too many signposts? They'd have to see Germany, it's like a sign post jungle here, sometimes it just looks like a child was playing and was just putting every sign it had in one place!
MystOfOblivion 3 months ago
hes how about group B rules at night lol just drive as fast as you can!
WisdomeSage1989 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
i saw mark wahlberg on there on a repeat and when his time went up jimmy was at the bottom of the list :S
jonahtakalua1 3 months ago
What does he mean when he says that his car was converted to LPG?
xXTheGoldenBoy17Xx 3 months ago
@xXTheGoldenBoy17Xx LPG is a gas instead of using petrol. Cheaper alternative.
SuperChevy446 3 months ago
Lap starts @7:15.
JediJoker7169 4 months ago
Dead ringer for Lloyd Cole :)
ruffian1868 4 months ago
press ctrl + w to skip ad
TheDfdjk 4 months ago 4
@TheDfdjk no cos i know what that does
rupra92 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
@rupra92 :)
TheDfdjk 4 months ago
Well what did you expect from a man who's last name is Carr.
oliverl89 5 months ago 45
FUCK ADVERTS
zilbe333 5 months ago 8
@zilbe333 To each their own...
jjqueiros 5 months ago
He could have said, 'After all, Car is my middle name. Actually, it's my last name minus an R, but you get the point ..'
Mayna00 5 months ago
I thought he would suck but he had the best time I really dont understand that when he came back the called him (The Prince Of Darkness) and that he sucked that time?
nambe1000 6 months ago
1st Time: to the top
2nd Time: to the bottom
He need's a third go
A16AdamWalker 6 months ago
Comedians are the fastest people on topgear.
Kaularijis 6 months ago
Did you see that squirrel on grass at the 7:43 moment? it's scarred :))
onuter 6 months ago
@onuter That squirrel youre talking about is infact a bird :P
robben896 6 months ago
@robben896 Sorry about that :)) i didn't see,but TRUE! it's a bird :D sorry again :D...you have eagle eyes :P
onuter 6 months ago
@onuter its actually a bird
LiveLoveLaugh696 5 months ago
Jimmy carr is so queer and i like it.
TheJurgenkalis 6 months ago
what episode is?
jackthenumberone 6 months ago
oh shit that was fast...
mattioliii 6 months ago
OMG!!!! he knows how to race!!!!!
caramelosspeed 6 months ago 4
lol my dad works for shell. in marketing. fml
richarldluva124 7 months ago
Clarkson trying to be funny. Dickhead. He's so not funny when Jimmy Carr is around.
sultanabran1 7 months ago
Great pitch for oil as a clean fuel: "Worst case disaster scenario, you just need to give a couple of birds a bath"
StevenBee2 7 months ago
LOVE jimmy Carr !!!
naggydu02 7 months ago
For Christ's sake, Jeremy Clarkson is the worst interviewer ever.
Hegerridadorno 7 months ago
84 go confused and must of ment to say Dis I like XD
fionahession123 8 months ago
@fionahession123 Go to school.
JLP228 7 months ago
@JLP228 why the hell did you say "Go to schoo"l ??
fionahession123 7 months ago
@JLP228 Whatever :P
fionahession123 7 months ago
@fionahession123: At least 1 person thinks people who comment on nothing but the stupid dislike button are tossers.
PooPoo2U 7 months ago
@PooPoo2U It was just a joke, and i don't see anyone who agrees,You don't have to be meen to me..
fionahession123 7 months ago
@fionahession123: Even if that were true, only 44 people clicked the dislike button.
PooPoo2U 7 months ago
@PooPoo2U whatever :P
fionahession123 7 months ago
Thats the second time Jimmy has pwned Simon Cowell. Check out his Simon Cowell security joke.
timmy0080 8 months ago
i love how the title say "speed lap"
FatBastard1510 8 months ago
Don't tell Caroline... :D
HenryMedhurst 8 months ago 4
he said like an american would, but not all americans are like that jeeezz lol but these days alot of em are so i see
Highwithguns 8 months ago
pure entertainment!!!
derangius 8 months ago
Jimmy Carr is a winnarr
Awkwardgesundheit 9 months ago
some roads are niot safe to go fast Jimmy.
you might be a good driver ,but the goverment cant make a difference,
if they raise the speedlimit at night , you get people that flly out of the corner and wreck their car.
and who's gonna call the ambulance wjile you in a wreck knocked out .
your alone on the road at night ,remember.
help might come too late.
ImmortalUniverse 9 months ago
@ImmortalUniverse Thanks for spreading the good news...
kittyburger000 9 months ago
@ImmortalUniverse Somehow I think its unlikely that that the government is going to take Jimmy Carr's views on the speed limit and do something with them And somehow I think its even less likely that Jimmy Carr will read your comment and learn anything from it :P
TheIndigobeef 8 months ago
haha jeremy said "reasonably priced car" i swear this is the lap
mymusicalwaffles 9 months ago
Jimmy Carr is the most bad ass motherfucker to ever grave this earth
numbers3934 9 months ago 81
Comment removed
dmohr7 1 month ago
@numbers3934 the amount of likes for this comment is his age hahahahah!
dmohr7 1 month ago
hm, i thought it would be Jim carrey... ohwell, he's good too:D
XISNiiPeDIX 9 months ago
that...was bad ass
odion28 9 months ago
Yes, jimmy carr beat Simon cowell that's awesome , love jimmy carr
Chg01992 9 months ago 4
Thumbs up if you love Top Gear and don't give a damn about cars (but like Carrs)
SamuelRiv 10 months ago 81
What is this dumbass commercial thing
marylandecstasy 10 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
top gear - great show...except it is slipping now for one reason:- richard hammond...annoying, overrated, untalented, boring...hands in the sand BBC if you think theres no problem. may and clarkson cannot be faulted. they will never get rid of hammond as they feel guilty for nearly killing him. give me a screen test - betya i'm way funnier.
needtobespotted 10 months ago
@needtobespotted I always liked hammond, but the program gets a bit old, they should add something new to the formula...
died244 10 months ago
Life's a lottery, be lucky :) AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Jonoichi 10 months ago
I couldn't be happier to learn Jimmy Carr (the men accused of truly insensitive jokes) beating Simon Cowell (the most self important man outside of the Pope, Dick Cheney and Ann Whiddecomb).
drfoxcourt 10 months ago
@drfoxcourt
dont forget Kanye West and Mario Balotelli!
GauntV 10 months ago
Jimmy Carr... WINNING! :D
IngaFrid 10 months ago 4
TOP GEAR YOU ARE THE BEST PROGRAM!!!!
Every tv show deserves an Oscar. Because it is so cool that you can arrange everything that you want. Like a bugatti veron and a eurofighter Typhoon. And then a race. Great job guys!!
thalys4532 10 months ago
"random accidents ahead" whahaha!
died244 10 months ago
Awesome jimmy always WINS
Koopatroopa01 10 months ago
Hello top gear channel, have you blocked me for spamming you're channel saying "Fuck you"?
MrMooseheadbeer 10 months ago
While it sounds like a good idea having a faster speed at 3am think about how many ricers will go out speeding at 3am. Not practical.
drcdeath 10 months ago
i love how he says girlfriend
Catcherintherye11111 11 months ago
Simon Cowell is not amused.
SnotRocketOmega 11 months ago 4
About time some one stuck it to Simon Cowell.
ntrong32 11 months ago
It's pretty much in his name "Jimmy CARR".
MagicBoterham 11 months ago
I like how in the commercial the black guy is whats his name
karmaofgood 11 months ago
i didnt expect Carr to be at the top at all! haha
robben896 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Honest sexy latin brides "busizz4me.info"
kumarimadavi 11 months ago
I don´t think.. that´s agresive.. It´s playfull... :D:D:D
XendeRR1 11 months ago 85
WTF, Why are you showing adverts. You are the BBC, why do I pay my licence fee then?
mctobermory 11 months ago
Jimmy Carrs like a vibrator, stable and consistent, and doesn't make men uneasy, like robotic dildos do
samsung54369 11 months ago
Jimmy Carrs like a vibrator, stable and consistent, and doesn't make men uneas, like robotic dildos do
samsung54369 11 months ago
Que sentirà un punk o un hooligan cuando despierta y se dà cuenta que es inglés, y que està todo nublado y lloviendo? Y que solo hay para comer fish&chips con vinagre servido en papel periódico? Mejor se droga y se vuelve a dormir (aunque tiene la opcion de suicidarse).
tuconciencia1000 11 months ago
what does he say "the only reason i went to cambridge..."??
thegunner16 1 year ago
@thegunner16
He says: The only reason I went to Cambridge is because I got four A's at A-levels.
AHTOOH 1 year ago
@AHTOOH
Care to explain that to us not from that neck of the woods?
Twisted86 11 months ago
Comment removed
AHTOOH 1 year ago
jimmy is a badass hahaha
nxsbrute 1 year ago
That guy is the english version of rodger fedrerr
Fahadinho1985 1 year ago
Anyone who knocks bloody Simon Cowell off his perch is a legend in my book, well done Jim, he looked genuinely surprised, I certainly was lol
bluejeckett 1 year ago 3
i was watching a Jimmy Carr dvd. and he said about him being on Top Gear. and i was like...... FUCK IT I MUST SEE THIS!
AgentAMV 1 year ago
My favourite road sign is "Sign under test."
AmusingYeti 1 year ago
any1 else notice al murray in de crowd???
mcfly4eva23 1 year ago
he is fuckin ugly..such a shitty face..oh my god
315269f 1 year ago
@315269f
He earns a LOT more money than you and a lot more people respect him than you
go back to your little corner and offend the wall in your own little world
HelloYouBitches 1 year ago
Lol He looks so different 7 years ago. His face isnt as thin for one thing. I love Jimmy Carr Hes really Funny And brilliant
sirpeter50 1 year ago
I always said TopGear is about carrs...
lexxraven 1 year ago 3
Hm, Jimmy Carr's been first and last on the lap time records. Interesting.
boba697 1 year ago 4
@winster626 Clarkson isnt boring compared to him, but in the interviews the guests are ment to tell their stories and jokes and not Jeremy himself. You can see that Jeremy isnt really an interviewer but more someone telling thebstories himself, which he of course is brilliant at
danielvandam 1 year ago
Anyone notice that Carr totally did Not lean in to hear his time like Everyone else does?
boomstick900 1 year ago 4
holy shit! look when this video was released!!
RiHaCkO 1 year ago
@RiHaCkO Pretty sure that's the date this particular episode aired on T.V.
vmistry94 1 year ago
38 people... Disliked Top Gear?
qwert25 1 year ago
@qwert25 idot right?
akikoakiko1 1 year ago
Hold on???? This video was released 14th November 2004? Youtube only launched in 2005.....HAAAXXXXX
KyleAB5000 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@KyleAB5000 THE TOP GEAR EPISODE.
danrox127 1 year ago
@KyleAB5000 Well spotted. :) Commercial parties probably have the option to change the date, to match the air date of a tv show for example, as vmistry94 points out.
KryzMasta 1 year ago
I'm so astonished by his time.
QueenSakina 1 year ago
1:54 - I know I´ve donr well.
lol Greetings from Germany
Manner1a 1 year ago
It's annoying that we have to watch adverts on the BBC where we in fact pay them so they don't have to.
jumbojet101 1 year ago 2
@jumbojet101 Yeah, but the rest of the world doesn't, and we're not bigger than them. BBC america and other such channels have adverts.
TheEcofreak 1 year ago
id love an oily bird on a beach in wales :D
djsreview 1 year ago
Jimmy Carr is the KING of deadpan humour.
Kinjamaimai 1 year ago
he makes clarkson look dry and boring
winster626 1 year ago
@winster626 He's a professional comedian. Jeremy's got a degree in engineering. Personally - for a car show - I think Jeremy's more qualified.
Hankatu 1 year ago
@Hankatu Clarkson's degree is an honoury degree...he know nothing about engineering, as he is always saying :)
Bizzie1974 1 year ago 3
@Bizzie1974 Saying he knows nothing about engineering is over the top. Surely he couldn't host a car show with very technical content if he knew nothing about engineering. Besides - honorary degree or not - if you have any degree you need atleast SOME knowledge of the relevant matter.
Hankatu 1 year ago
@Hankatu im just saying although clakson is one of the most humerous show hosts ive ever seen, jimmy carr simply blows him away
winster626 1 year ago
@winster626 In terms of comedic value - definitely. Jimmy Carr is, by the way, my favourite comedian.
Hankatu 1 year ago
@JovianSatelite think of it as tax, but for TV. You can't have a TV without a TV licence, but that's just for the TV (no cable/satellite, pay provider for that) but it goes to the BBC (british broadcasting corporation) and they make programmes, but have no ads because we already pay them. bit bullshit yet, even more bullshit that they have put ads on the net. Fair enough for non-british IPs, but wtfff
davidocall 1 year ago
đemmeh'ka
outstanding comedian, i love the fact he's a brit :o
DarkRezo 1 year ago
SICK OF WAITING FOR THE ADVERTISEMENT TO BUFFER!!! Why can't I just buy ALL of Top Gear on itunes?!?!?!!
AlexisMedici 1 year ago
He's really tall! Never noticed that before...
lennic95 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Do not depurate be happy with naughty women ** mworld5.info **
VailAlafred 1 year ago
simon cowell's gonna be pissed ha gooo jimmy!
IAmANewYearsEveBaby 1 year ago
Since some content is barred for me in the UK, then content for me in the UK produced by the BBC should not contain adverts, only people accessing that content from outside the UK should be forced to watch these adverts.
TheDuerden 1 year ago
@JovianSatelite basically because the bbc get there money from all the british paying there TV liscense they don't put adds on their shows they are the only channel that don't have adverts
TotalyNotAmerican 1 year ago
FUCK THE BBC !!!!!
drmop2 1 year ago
I love how the celebrities are always stood in the audience and the people around them still seem to have no idea they're there :)
ImANerdYoureAnAss 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Real Naughty brides are there mworld5.info
moreenthimu 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Great Asian women for you ***lushfmlk.info***
teaganmadki 1 year ago
ROFLMAO!!!
I got a ffing toyota ad with that fifth gear chick XD
meamjustme 1 year ago
@meamjustme dude just install adBlock. it's an add-on if you're running firefox. i never see any adds on youtube, like the good old days
dunesandcoons 1 year ago
@dunesandcoons Wow. Thats a nice tip :D
You sir, just made my day.
meamjustme 1 year ago
Comment removed
StevieStickman 1 year ago
what where they thinking? his name is CARR.
ofcourse he's fast.
Hellskin101 1 year ago
Simon Cowell was not amused.
zachriAKAfionn 1 year ago
thats what I love in englis people...humour..best stand up comedians on the planet..
NaszaOjczyzna 1 year ago 165
@NaszaOjczyzna yeah bullshit. George Carlin and Pryor were not english.
TrueCall 1 year ago
@NaszaOjczyzna
That's how the Germans were defeated... TWICE! xD
rock3tcat 1 year ago
@NaszaOjczyzna jimmy is irish
bansheewhiskey 1 year ago
@bansheewhiskey Well..his parents are/were irish and he grew up in the uk
lennic95 1 year ago
@NaszaOjczyzna what r u then?
wonderman234 1 year ago
@wonderman234 nobody...
NaszaOjczyzna 1 year ago
@NaszaOjczyzna Eddie Murphy in the 80's?
TheMaxstpau 1 year ago
@NaszaOjczyzna
omid djalilli:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
gettoking25 1 year ago
@NaszaOjczyzna what about russel peters?
whoiszizou 11 months ago
LEGEND! The Prince of Darkness at the top
mintyoreo 1 year ago
5:15 'Town centre.....what town?' haha that funny enough has happened to me in the outskirts of Dublin.
B789c 1 year ago
jimmy carr sounds like jamaica if you say it in a jamaican accent lol
insanebutfun 1 year ago 194
@insanebutfun beer can is another one but u cant say it with out sounding jamacan
234addict 1 year ago
@insanebutfun OH! hahahahah :)
dotchoo 1 year ago
@insanebutfun lol what doesnt sound jamaican if you're talking in a jamaican accent? :P
Kandrov 1 year ago
@Kandrov no he said Jimmy car sounds like jamaica in a jamaican accent
liamwitdre 1 year ago
@insanebutfun dayum your right
Megamariosonicman 1 year ago
@insanebutfun LOOOL
ScotchW10 1 year ago