POV: The Birds and The Bees

[nickmc454]

My dad never gave me this talk, when i turned 13 he showed me redtube.com and left, im 16 and i had to watch this for the talk FML

[luxerd]

Dear god why?

[gator159]

Its Valentines Day... lol

[Zaiaza]

Throwing up will commence in three...two..one.

[noridic]

dafuq

[paperstarftw]

The white album...so...1968 o.0

[monckey100]

Collegehumor just trolled us all.

[aguy70]

...awkward...

[dragonlizardbs]

Does anyone besides me consider this actually funny instead of frightening.

[thefourthonexxx]

I thought this would be funny....not a horror clip

[TheTonysoprano1]

well then. if my parents told me this i would kill muself

[MaGiiksBeast]

WTF is this ?

[longacrestreet]

College Humor is more addictive than crack!

[DVbigbad]

jalapeno blood train?



[mexicanodubina]

The second he said cleveland steamer i closed the tab.

[chatoyre]

right after that he committed suicide



[scarlettbane]

Ok I wasnt offended until I saw the dildo with the picture. WOW.. just.. oh my god >.>

[Schocko1992]

ok...i come back in a sec...i just have to throw uuuuup...oh no...its all over my keyboard...so i can stay............just finished watching...i should have left...

[thehippoman1]

Oh god I hope I never go through this...

[kjfhgbkjhfbv]

OOOOOO GOD........ THE HORROR!!!!!!

[livearoundlava]

BEATLES REFERENCE !

[NyquilBlood]

thank god i'm east indian and we don't get the "birds and bees" talk from our parents!!! :D this is seriously embarassing

[dragonlizardbs]

Why do you guys think this is so hard to get through.

[elephantchannelftw]

..... CLEVELAND STEAMER. OH DEAR GOD. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D NEED TO KNOW WHAT THAT WAS.

[qedftgddd]

THAT'S WHY I USE CONDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[0101BRo]

I used to be adventurous as that, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[LUCYORT]

Wow at 3:50 I just...):

[mrrsmurf]

3:48 worst part D:

[captaincorbin1117]

Okay I thought I could make it through this whole entire video until i got to 4:16....

[mokkabiggi]

dont worry it are baby photos...omg

[sivret20]

Made it through the whole thing.

[nicoleharmony72]

D8

[Gammodore]

1:56... I can't do this...

[papercraftlink]

stopped at 1:03..... post how long you guys could stand watching this...

[blatantlyable]

@papercraftlink the whole thing...oh dear god...

[lMarshho]

dam i was born on the day this was uploaded :/

[idislikedyouthemost]

Your parents cared about you! They were just telling you the rights and wrongs. Why are you posting this on youtube to embarrass 'em?

I got a boner watching the end kissing seen by the end.

[higatez]

And people wonder why suicide rates are so high

[princessbc333]

ok......umm ya.....now i am scarred forever....

[PiagaHD]

wtf???

[squidzism]

...THE FUCK?!?!

[slade6alpha]

I'm getting a de-rection.

[XDani278X]

oh god. wtf?...... You know.... I think I can wait to have sex for awhile longer.

[runforthehills007]

a hot carl is getting pleasure from taking a shit on your partner....

[chrissiixcena]

O.o i think Im scarred for life..

[MacayBrown]

what the fuck. like seriously.

[Elfmurderer]

i cant stop frowning 

[aaronlee31]

..........what the HECK!!!!!!!

[partaymaster82690]

great, now i need to google all these sex terms, e.i. hot carls

[partaymaster82690]

@Gaaragigi ugh, me too...

[RepsaJ101]

ewww



[coolios00]

I was loading porn. I closed everything : /

[MsAckAck]

POV guy's brain must have shut down.

[Gaaragigi]

..For once i think I'm actually glad my parents are divorced.

[irock4eves]

i was eating...

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

@irock4eves did this make you hungrier

[noobskater15]

Gotta love POV.

[TheDevilyouDontknow1]

i think im going to puke

[dreanix43]

Im Scared and im going to have nightmares

[lenaloverful]

Scarred. For. Life.

[Raiimoto]

why is that box in the living room....

[dangolf1890]

who couldn't finish watching....

[stupidgaga]

@dangolf1890 Why couldn't you finish?

[GuyWhoLuvsGames]

ummm... i cant fall asleep now...

[requshei]

Thank GOD my parents hated each other from the get go..

[the1hero1of1time]

O)_(O

[cocacolafan971]

wat the fuck is a flesh head phones

[1thanman123]

Now I am just sad and now after hearing this i think I have lost faith sex.

[Juliana6199]

thumbs up if you think they look like kitty and red from that 70's show

[halfNERD17]

hot carls in your bed

[illcommentu]

im frightened...i am so glad these are not my parents.

[Vleader001]

When I got my talk, my dad just gave me a condom and told me, "This is your virginity, son. Use it wisely."

BTW, I think that dildo was originally an arts-and-crafts project someone in the family made as a kid. It just looks like that to me.

[MyChatwin]

eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwww!

[bitanyabi]

omg i wud commit suicide after murdering my parents if they every tried that shit on me lmao

[SlayerKillsGuides]

I'm doing this to my kid

[sagewinbac]

i find this hard to masturbate to

[soukupb]

0_o

[dickchaineysrevenge]

8=====>~~~(^_^)

[dickchaineysrevenge]

CUM SHOTS

[happilyeveramber]

how is that even possible? :)

[2002william]

Omg I cant imagine my parents doing that to me :O

[thelocalAZN]

He didn't say "How is that even possible?"! Although i know for a fact everyone watching this was thinking it....

[favre029]

so fricken weird lol omg that woman is a weirdo

[adarshk7]

I'm just lucky, this didn't happen!

[NHlovesMCR]

moms face when he says that he had sex with tons of chicks........ hilarious....... ewwww...... am I the only one who was half-puking during this?????

[6iGamer9]

@NHlovesMCR are you gay!?

[jualkyn]

urrrghhhh soooo uncomfortable if my own parents said this to me

[araspaulius]

How do you get people to say this!!!????

[ricardjorg]

@araspaulius And all in one take!

[princesscitric]

awkwarddd?

[SneakyRabbit1993]

whaaat the fuuck

[airn09]

imagine him saying " how is that even possible?" at 1:01 lol

[0AceOfSpades00]

I saw no humor at all in this video.....

[0AceOfSpades00]

Thank god they didnt demenstrate....

[tyquancarter1]

yooo these POV's are crazy when your high!!!!

[sjfox11]

this one SUCKED

[appleeatable]

great play

[UabYekim]

Fucking aristocrats.

[brettsworld99]

the insperation for "A serbian film"

[Margorith2]

they fucked up his life for good yo

[WhiteDylan69]

lmfao screw you guys i llaughed haha xD omg just like that grossed laugh though haha xD

[Toyall1]

......... O.O

[TeachMeYeezy]

This made me feel more awkward then when my parents tried to explain sex to me.

[pietzeekoe]

Where did they find these people?

[halfNERD17]

clevland steamers and hot carls, especially in your bed

[96Swinehart]

Dear gods...

[brkro86]

that was weird the dildo with pictures of their children on it wtf

[ZaMazta2000]

WAT.

[ArjInCharge]

what.the.fuck.

[Kilfio]

This is hilarious.

[danbrown4life]

hott carl!

[finalbossmachinima]

I'm pretty sure this POV guy killed himself after the video

[coolzoner9]

is it wrong to get a boner wen they kissed?

[ZaMazta2000]

@coolzoner9 Yes.

[svenolatroll]

Thumbs up if you know what cleveland steamer is ;D

[Esam0o0o0]

That was disgusting

[sqweebs2]

Cuz obviously having a dildo wrapped in your kids baby pictures is COMPLETELY NORMAL

[hhhhrr222]

This was fucked up

[wikitiki10]

that was so awkward.

[3p1cfilms]

ive had sex with tons of women in college! (the mom looks at him like "whhaaaaaa")

[sk8ert28]

...can't get this outta my head! Dx

[Talanquel]

how did they convince them to do this... =__=

[Voted2Cool]

I find this hard to masturbate to..

[miquelenrhun]

@Voted2Cool i dont :3

[allehoboys]

possibly the most disgusting thing i've ever seen, and I've watched Bruno.

[ovichychy2]

Uh........wow....creepy much

[xSilentAngel93]

Uh... o.o

[TheCanucksFan91]

umm dad

[TheWimpyFruit]

That is the only kind of marriage that should exist. True story.

[shannyloveyou]

this wasnt funny.....im just uncomfortable.

[YESSMAAM]

@shannyloveyou Hahahh I agree...... really awkward

[NightHawk92929]

In the guy buys condoms POV the guy names flesh headphones as a position XD

[TheMrdude007]

what has been seen...cannot be unseen...

[coffeetoclass]

just the thought of the fuzzy cheese omelet could be makes me want to throw up

[awesomeorobot]

you should have seen my face when I saw this



[pikachu25a]

i hope my parents never did this

[nevarezromero]

@subzero364 he wasn't my uncle.  :(

[subzero364]

@nevarezromero It wasn't a ruler.

[MidnaX92]

Why was this so inappropriate to watch?

[ShredderJr87]

I was more scared than I was humored. 

[sjhart14]

Most akward talk ever.

[africandude1]

the worst part is you cant unsee it

[africandude1]

the.wor

[ILIKEPIE38]

so messed up in so many ways

[eringvd1115]

Reminds me of my parents. :x

[ljuc]

there are some things that you simply don`t need to know...

[zentar550]

Who knew CH was so good at horror movies.

[Kynrox101]

@CommanderKillJoy exactly

[CommanderKillJoy]

Oh my god....

[MistahRandizzle]

ಠ_ಠ

[YorktownLosylvania]

Why was there no internal dialogue,,,, this one sucked

[MavericksFB61]

In my english class weve been studying poems and the only one ive actually looked at is the shortest one, THE RED WHEELBARREL!

So much depends

upon

the red Wheel

barrel

Glazed with rain

water

Beside the white

chickens

[SquidgieKathie]

AWEKWARD

[itsallfake100]

I know what she means by spicy foods, my background is Pakistani, one dish of something spicy can blast you a new hole.

[Metaknight251]

Ok.

If my mom and dad showed me that they had like 10 dildos, and a dildo full of baby pictures of me, id fuckin walk out of the room, and never make eye contact again.

[Hetrodoxy]

Flesh headphones,lmfaoo

[LZNUSCRFB1stayOP]

WTF it was so gross but so fucking funny

[MidnightAngel92]

LOL this was hilarious. Having parents all public about that would make me extremely uncomfortable. I remember walking in on my parents once as a kid and I actually yelled at them and told them they should be ashamed for what they were doing behind our (my sibs and my) backs.

[vettedude418]

was this all in one take?

[castello629]

oh...my....god.....on....his..­...bed....

[biggesttec09]

ah the non refundable bus ticket

[SonicobbsessedR2]

oh my god

i hope this never happens to me

[TheGweela]

great kiss at the end.... LMAOOO

[arlagan]

turn on transcribe audio and go to 0:36, i laughed so hard!!!!

[MrShortlilmexican]

wtf did i just watch

[jstanz22]

Welll, now I can save my parents the trouble...

[MnMzProductions]

I alt F4'd in fear at the dildo part.

[LexiNicoleBaby]

4:18 WHAT THE FLIPPING FLAPJACKS??!!

lmfao! that was so freaking weird!!

[TheBillKillgore]

Your mother and I have been having sex since the White album. Such a win.

[upsilone19]

I was planning on having sex in a couple of hours when I go to bed... but I'm not really in the mood anymore...

[sonicthechicken]

Gross :(

[astrojunkey]

......D=

wtf man.