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  • This is my school

  • I love the line "if you want this message in another language, then move to a country that speaks it." Haha.

  • Haha

  • Some parents think its all up to the teachers to discipline and educate their kids.... Well wake up parents it all starts at home! It's about time parents took responsibility for their children as well!

  • Yes, I would be pressing to complain about bully-boy teachers who intimidate -in private, a 13 year old girl. He is a male teacher. ..STOP trying to let teachers "off the hook " -pun intended.. Teachers concentrate on the brainier kids so their work standard looks good for the education dept.review. No real effort is made by teachers for the kids who need etra help. FACT. EVERYWHERE..No wonder parents complain.. We want ALL of our kids educated.

  • ....*falls back in chair laughing*

  • Press1 for English ... in American schools' message.

  • I GO TO MAROOCHYDORE HIGH !! NO JK !

  • even if it is fake every parent should listen to it and get the message.

  • haha i went to this school

  • That is the saddest school ever. Funny but sad.

  • @PiKalolz i go to this school thankyou very much

  • Fantastic. Oh how I wish they'd use this at schools in the UK. Noone is accountable for anything, especially a portion of parents these days who shouldn't have animals, nevermind kids! We DO live in the real world and these kids have only themselves to blame for lack of effort, be it with or without parents guidance.

  • thats fantastic! ace. so funny!

  • That is correct, so when you go to France, Spain, England, Italy, Germany, Mexico or Canada, don't expect people to speak American.

  • Canadians Speaks English

  • @abrahamfh SO Do The English

  • "if you want this to be translated to another language, please move to a country that speaks it!" LOL this should be put at the end of ALL answering machines

  • OMG!!! My own school has build a whole assignment arround this video ^^

  • Maroochydore, eh? Doubtful. Unless they specifically engage people with British accents to record Australian answering machine messages.

  • 30 parents watched this

  • lol if you want this in another language move to country that speaks it

  • lol if you want this in another language move toa country that speaks it

  • This is great - so true - so many parents and students are not accountable!

  • # 4 definately!

  • (Presses 7) for all youtube idiots that like to pick fights on the internet

  • @hughgman55 8d rules gooo 8d. you'r class sucks. what class are you in.

  • i go to this school and that is not in the message bank i should know ps. 8d rules

  • What an awesome message, wish we had this at our school back in the day, would have loved to hear the messages left!!!!!!

  • watch.. "IB kid vs regular teacher: epic war" its hilarious!

  • So funny

    

  • lol

  • Hey who says teachers don't have a sense of humour!

  • ausome.....

  • HAHA...TOOO FUNNY!!!

  • haha only an Aussie would tell them to move to a country that speaks their language!! Go Aussie's!

  • @misspurity91 - only an Aussie? Sounds cultured Pom to me.

  • Lol Queensland ftw

  • sadly the school isnt as good as in this video i went to it for about a year as a exchange student

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  • lolage its a bit funny but fake

  • This is pretty funny, and to the first comment. Shut the hell up, clearly you have no fun in your life and your the type of person that puts people down all day every day when really your the one that needs a life.

  • @amerikanskum

    Who cares whether it's fake or not?

    It's a bit of fun and it's brought a smile to hundreds of faces. Why call people idiots just because they know how to laugh when all you seem to be able to do is whinge and criticise people?

  • @amerikanskum

    There are no people on the internet durr, it's not a physical place! ahahaha you are dumb!

  • @amerikanskum lolumad?

    

  • I love this! American schools soooooooo need this! I've been saying for years there are too many parents looking for free babysitting and child rearing while they sit on their behinds and collect a check! They want teachers to be accountable for things THEY don't even do as parents! Two thumbs up Aussies!

  • A real tragedy.

    A real tragedy that they had to stop after 10 options, that is.

  • I was so lucky that I drank before watching this!

    otherwise my monitor would be dripping now ^^

    Please, if you find any more of those gems, do share them ^^

  • pmsl

  • this needs to be my school answer machine

  • People......some of you are taking this way to seriously. It is a joke. It is funny. Enjoy it and have a nice day.

  • Like Like Like Like Like......cannot like this enough.

  • Malkiamwafrika, OMG, so we're not allowed to have a bit of fun now without referring to events of over 230 years ago! FYI, nobody in Australia has quickly forgotten their history. Every school child is taught Australian history, warts and all. They're this country's most informed generation on this subject and most probably know far more about it than you!

    Btw the word "Aborigines" is considered disrespectful by many 'Indigenous Australian' or 'Aboriginal Australian' elders.

  • @Malkiamwafrika And you'd know all about being Aboriginal, being from Africa and all...

  • @Malkiamwafrika

    And Adam & Eve...what language did they speak exactly?

    Don't say stupid stuff. A lot of us are smarter...;)

  • Clearly fake.

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  • Im moving to Australia

  • Damn straight!

  • @DixieBanjo could u imagine if we took over Australia boy what a nation we would have shoot its better then this joint with Mexico south of it and the Yankees north of it...

    Id love to see a battle flag over Australia

  • @american1476 stay where you are cracker! not welcome here

  • omg I love it,, tooo funny!!!!! lol

  • Obviously Oz has some better schools and teachers than some of us have encountered in the US... but boy, do I love this message!

  • I should totally move to Australia!

  • haha i go to that school

  • @superninja1158 i no the deputy princaple, lol... maroochy is da bomb. nobody can dis it

  • what a shtty school lol

  • haha.. this skl needs ratings! x

  • parents pwnd

  • PMSL!!!! I wish they had this when i was in school!!

  • Hahahaha....love Aus

  • ''4''

  • haha i go to this school

    there like 100 smokers in year 8

  • @xxjazziexxluv At my school everyone smokes weed. Its much better then tobacco.

  • Ha ha, love it.

  • I thought everything until the last comment was funny! i think they went a little too far on that one.

  • Hahaha... sheeezzs! This has gotta be fake, cause that's pretty fucking rude and evil. :P

    The point that parents and students should be more accountable and not blame schools for their failings is perhaps valid, but mostly complaints are made to sucky public schools, which are rigid in structure and fail at adapting to different types of "clients". Everyone are different, so kids should go to schools that suit them. There's no point in paying for a failed service. Fuck public education.

  • @dradeel dude, this aint fake, i used to go here, lol

  • @dradeel maybe if parents started to raise their children instead of trying to blame everyone else for their children's failure then this would not be going on. A lot of teachers get upset with monster parents. Public education sucks yes but maybe if the brats were more interested in not acting like little divas at school, they could get more education out of school. They are just spoiled rotten brats who have too much and are not used to people saying no to them.

  • @khalilahinjapan There are bad parents, but you can hardly explain everything based on that. Just saying that parents should raise their kids better won't fix anything, because you have no right to force parents into doing what you would like them to do, neither do you know everything you need to know to say they're the fault. It's a waste of time.

    All schools need to adapt to find better ways of teaching all types of kids, even spoiled ones, and public schools just can't adapt well enough.

  • @dradeel Mate I don't know where you are but in Australia "Public Schools" are government funded available to all "Private Schools" are the ones that 'are rigid in structure and fail at adapting to different types of "clients"' as you put it. So to say 'fuck public education' here really is advocating what you disagree with.

  • @dingodancer Whenever you have a strong public education system you'll have laws and regulation working against the private education system. The only schools you'll see prevail are the traditional, high class and/or religious schools... But the way public schools are constructed and funded makes them rigid by nature. They will not be able to adapt properly no matter what. The private market would be much better able to if they were allowed to, but that's not saying all necessarily would.

  • HAAA!!!! Comedy!!!! :^)

  • lol to swear at staff members press 4

  • I am going to get an answering machine that does something like this, since I'm fairly sure nobody listens to those things anyway.

  • As the daughter of a teacher who tells me all about how parents are, all schools should have this!

  • As a teacher, this is what really does happen-daily. I want this for our answering machine!

  • 6 PLEASE!

  • dang

  • oh snap ! reverse psychologyc ftw

  • If you want us to rape your child, press 6! XD

  • @teencomment RAISE your child

  • @teencomment RAISE your child, nice try tho

  • A lot of schools do this, but just wish they could say it to the parents faces.

  • AWESOME!!

  • This is a hoax but every school would love to have this message for incoming calls!

  • The progress tones are wrong for Australia.

  • Adorable!

  • jah!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha....­.....my school needs this

  • Wow I hope this gets through these dumb parents of today.

  • lmaaooo only if there were more schools that did this

  • Beautiful simply beautiful.

  • Oh snap. That should be real!

  • Ha I LOOOOVE this! (:

    I wish every school did this...

  • Priceless

  • Actually i got to maroochy, and i can say that i think i rang sick to this once a couple years back.

  • haha thats my school

  • so this is Real?

  • fake but still funny

  • That just pwned my entire school district lol

  • now that is something that could improve the schools in ny. i love this

  • Ohh snaps.

  • lol, shes right =)

  • Fantastic! bloody brilliant!

  • omg lol im from maroochy high and that is fake but its still very funny

  • Option 7 please

  • I wish we had a system like this in all the schools in the USA, this is great.

  • "If you want this information in another language, move to a country that speaks it!!" Too good.

  • haha i go to that school

  • Hey whats up! I loved your channel!

    Its cool. Check out mine! Stay in touch. Hope you got my friend request! Maybe you can sub thanks This is for everybody that see this

  • School's should be more like this.

  • wow, that's awesome

  • Oh shit, that's hilarious. The parents are idiots so it's no wonder the children are.

  • Pahahahhahahahahahahaha

  • This needs to stop being fake and become a reality.

  • @FWTrump I AGREE!!!!!

  • haha i went to maroochydore high from 1998 to 2002 and i never heard this. but it sounds typical aussie to me.

  • That was SO FUNNY! I absolutly LOVE IT!!!

  • epic

  • yeah, not maroochy high ay

  • lol i go 2 maroochydore high!!

  • ....."if you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it!!!!" AMEN!!!!

    If only these automated messages were REALLY like this!!

    I love it! Thanks for the share santamara!!!!

  • lmfao.....................hehe­he!

    The only thing MissTeenAlabama got right!

  • Damn right!

  • EPIC WIN.

  • awesome!!!!!

  • I'm honestly thinking about making this MY answering message....

  • If you want us to raise your child, press 6... ah so true.

  • LAVIT! nomnomnom <3

  • "If you want to here this list in another language, move to a country that speaks it."

    ROTFLMAO! PRICELESS!!!

  • LOL!!!! this is so epic : - ]

  • Sadly - this is funny because it's truly the mindset of so many parents today.

  • haha i wish this was the answering message at my school lol, soo funny!! :)

  • That sound clip might be a fake, but it doesn't matter because it's clever and deserves to be the real thing. Ha, ha, ha, ha!

  • what a bunch of winners

  • If you want to lie about why your child is absent press 1

  • Now if we could just get our wussie politicians to think and speak this way!!! AAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!  Wimp parents go home and please just drop out of the gene pool!!! Unless you're willing to spend 18 years RAISING a productive member of society, keep your "productive members" to YOURSELF!! So OTHERS do NOT have to listen to or raise the kids for you!!!!!!!

  • haha if you want this in another language move to a country that speaks it

  • HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

  • LUKE LOVES THIS LOL!

  • omg, this is so funny! why doesnt my school have that answering machine???

  • Brilliant! If only!

  • Hilarious. *S*

  • beautiful! absolutely hilarious!

  • Too bad it's a hoax! Especially the last part.

  • this is a HOAX everybody. its not real. ok, move on with your lives.

  • wow.....someone having difficulty keeping up....we know.....it's mentioned in the description and in the comments.....doesn't stop it being funny though, sour puss!.

  • i highly agree with the end of the message if ppl want something in their language why not move back or stay where they speak it.

  • While I see the humour, It's sad that the school delt with so many useless parents they had to post this phone message.

  • lmfao

  • Fucking hilarious!x

  • Truly hilarious!

  • fantastic!

  • Love every minute except for the very sad xenophobic comment at the end. :(

  • that wasn't xenohpobic.

  • this is the funniest thing since that super tool kevin rudd was elected as pm

  • Gold, this is very funny, why? It's TRUE.

    Most Australians will find this funny because 'it's taking the piss'. And that's what we do, we poke fun at ourselves, our friends, the dog, the grass...

    For those that are upset - don't worry kids, it's not real. My good solid public school education equipped me to figure that out... or perhaps it's because my school didn't have a phone (?) we just used two tin cans with a string between them ;)

  • lol..:)

  • PERFECT!

  • I don't think this was meant to be funny. I think it was meant to get a point across. It wasn't long ago that this same message was supposedly on a school here in the states. Take it from a teacher. The message that this trying to get across is so true.

  • truly funny. very humorous!

  • I am not Australian. I am 1/2 Native American and speak one of the hundreds of Native American languages still living. My post was a wry comment on the jingoistic crap coming from another immigrant / asylum seeking people, imho. The thought for me is: now that I am in the back door, don't let any one else in.

    BTW, the 1st time I 'heard' that 'recording' it was a facsimilie on a staff room bill board 7 years ago when I was a new teacher.

    The bigoted ending is newer.

  • sounds like criminals exiled from britain centuries ago. how if the callers are not affiliated with the school, or if there are other important concerns regarding particular students or the school itself? This also offends people who don't speak english as first language regardless their english fluency. UK should again invade queensland and teach these criminals a proper british civility.

  • andreloveher, What "criminals" are those then? Do you know anything whatsoever about Australian colonial history or are you just a smart arse making stupid comments because you like looking like a tool? Read the video description again!

  • lmao.. they should invade queensland... because you can invade Queensland without invading the rest of Australia of course. oh btw... this answering machine is clearly a joke, take it as one. And if you're going to a school in Australia, you would generally be regarded as to speak english as everything is TAUGHT in english.

  • Mh, no 7 I guess. Then again, I graduated from my school and the teacher I would love to bitch slap into oblivion (verbally mostly) has left school a year after my graduation.

    No one will ever have to suffer bad math grades from her anymore ..

    C-A

    P.S: I'm sending this to my mom XD