Only Fools and Horses - Shut up and Piss off!

[DARKR3APZ]

pissoff...he was about too aswel lol

[CreedOfSatisfaction4]

Castle to E4! PISS OFF!

[sparkshot]

Love it, "Yes.. PISS OFF!"

[tellymad649]

If another actor had played Del, when Rodney said "piss off", they probably would have gone straight into "You ungrateful little dipstick", but the fact that David Jason actually turned to leave, it just makes the scene more funny.

[MrTrainboy1]

women: people ARE trying to sleep you know.

Rodney: SHUT UP!!!!!

Del Boy: Is there anything i can do to help?

Rodney: Yes, PISS OFF!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vlajster]

And i was on a promise! Hahahaa

[MrMGD92]

@alexboi10-have you got the seen where rodney is swinging on a char and falls off.I can,t remember the name of the episode.but its when rodney trys to become chairman of the town hall.

[KezSketch]

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[jaggass]

You can tell when david jason knows what the line is after. He's about to laugh before rodney says piss off.

[balltongue666]

The way Del Boy turns round to walk off, only to turn round looking offended always has me in fits of laughter. It never fails!

[RKOlaad1994]

'' ... and you have offended my neighbors.''

'' People are trying to sleep.''

'' SHUT UP!''

LMFAO!

[jukka4president]

i'm american and i wanna start saying piss off to people. i'm gonna do it

[abisivepoo]

@jukka4president Fail, its like the most common expression round my way.

[jaggass]

John sullivan was the best ever writer. Not saying that becuase he's dead but its what i think. Only fools and horses is one of the best comdey series written.

[scoo4912]

"Yes, Piss off" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[529JJ3]

F***ing excellent - killed myself laughing!!!!! xx - Thanks so much for posting!

[lina2301]

looooool.love them...=)

[Dalek44]

"people are trying to sleep!"

"SHUT UP!!!!"

XD



[H1tmarkEr]

0:55 To cut to the Scene

[sonicandknuxfan]

Do you have the clip where;

Grandad says:

"What kind of social advisor goes out to buy an emperor burger and comes back with a cheeseburger."

Del says:

"Will you stop going on about a ruddy cheese burger, for crying out loud, eat it go on!"

Hilarious!!

[MrDontstareitsrude]

@sonicandknuxfan

actually its what kind of financial advisor

[sonicandknuxfan]

@MrDontstareitsrude Oh Yeah. I must've misheard Grandad. LOL!

[muppet582]

"is there anything i can do to help?"

" yes piss off!"

:) love only fools and horses

[Antzcceltic1]

albert was the best :P

during the war....

[CroatianAssasin]

Look, is there anything i can do to help?

-Yes, piss off!! HAHA

[AlexK1986]

This ranks pretty highly among Rodney's best scenes.

[StarSupernova1]

0:31 "SHUTUP!"

Lol

[colormeLA]

check out some NEW english comedy over at our channel!

[itstherevolution]

LOL yes classic! Rodnesy put downs and Del's "Listen here you dipstick" comebacks!

[WorldOrder666]

Hull and Back is another fantastic one

[cameronboy18]

Rodney Come Home. 1990 Christmas special

[AbhiB]

Is there anything I can do to help

yes, piss off

*smiles and walks off, turns around with a frown*

you just liseten to me you ungrateful little dipstick

[johncopey]

David Jason aged fast, between 1981 (when the show began) and 1990.

[7039TS]

@johncopey I agree that he looks older now. I'm guessing it's because David Jason was born in 1940 and Del Boy was born in either 1945 or 1948 depending on the story and therefore David is older than Del. All the main characters seem to look older now including Del, Rodney, Raquel, Boycie, Trigger, Denzil, Sid and Mickey Pearce but both strangely both Cassandra and Marlene don't appear to have aged much at all and both look almost exactly the same as they did in the eighties and nineties.

[jaggass]

David jason did indeed age fast i would of said 1990 onwards

[belbatron]

people are trying to sleep!

SHUT UP!

[Edsgravy0]

I love how viciously Rodney repeats 'sorry'

[OnlyFoolsAndHorsesHQ]

The best of English comendy right here, awesome stuff... :)

Click on my name, for full episodes....

[budbudding123456789]

MY WIFE NOW THINKS I'M HAVING A PASSIONATE AFFAIR, AND YOU'VE INSULTED MY NEIGHBOURS!

(People ARE trying to sleep up here)

SHUT UP!

[RadioKaos1984]

the best sitcom of all time.. i watch one everynight...

during the war....

[o0Cookiez0o]

what's youre favourite episode? :]

[charliegaze]

has to be the one where del boy falls down the bar!

[RadioKaos1984]

my episodes have 2 be The Jolly Boys Outing, Chain Gang and maybe Yuppy Love. Theres too many 2 choose from. How about u?

[WorldOrder666]

@RadioKaos1984 to hull and back or time on our hands

[CarpMagic95]

always nice to see clips of rodney cos everything is always about del lol. without good ole rod ofah would never have been , long live the plonker !

[Scrabbler27]

Only Fools and horses is my fav sitcom in the world, So funny LOL

[charliegaze]

piss off

[Sneezy1996]

It's the one were casandra and rodney fall out and then rodney takes someone else out to make her jealous. The at the end they get back together :D

[Mik190]

its da best show of all time,... he who dares...wins :)

[ckd1978]

you listen 2 me you ungrateful little dipstick... classic..

[melandnikkishow]

@ckd1978 yh got that right-melx

[SarahPilko]

"People are trying to sleep"

"Shut up!"

"Is there anything I can do to help?"

"Yes... Piss off!"

HAHAHAHAHA xD Love it :)

[saintjimmi192]

Have you got the clip where;

Rodney's neighbour says:

''It's past midnight, people are trying to sleep'' (something like that)

Del says:

Well, GO BACK TO BLOODY BED THEN!!

Hilliarous!!

[alexboi10]

Yes I have. It will be on YouTube before the end of the day! :) Thank you for commenting!

[alexboi10]

The video is uploaded for you :)

[saintjimmi192]

I know, thanks buddy :)

I subbed you as well. :)

[MrOmenacommeth]

@saintjimmi192 Why ask on this video?!

[saintjimmi192]

@MrOmenacommeth Cause it saves sending a Personal Message.

[MrOmenacommeth]

@saintjimmi192 Er no it doesn't

[saintjimmi192]

@MrOmenacommeth Er, yes it does, but in hindsight, does it really matter?

[MrOmenacommeth]

@saintjimmi192 Course it does idiot

[saintjimmi192]

@MrOmenacommeth No, it doesn't.

[MrOmenacommeth]

@saintjimmi192 It does you asshole so next time send a pm instead of posting it on here!

[saintjimmi192]

@MrOmenacommeth How about NO! Fuck you!

[five2oneplease]

@saintjimmi192 thats the jolly boys outing.

[hsamb1]

As usual with Del and Rodney, brilliant!

[stylinthegreat]

classic

[chaeferl]

I keep rewinding that PISS OFF Scene and laughing my head off!!! LOOOLL

[chaeferl]

Is there anything I can do to help? Yes PISS OFF!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

[Uncontrolablez]

People are trying to sleep

SHUT UP

lmao

[Szaam]

Good episode this is.

You can't whack Fools and Horses, it's just classic tele :D

[voltage249007]

Yeah this is british tele all the way man fuck ur american shit

[safcftm21]

lmao. stick ya american shit up ya arse, this is real tele !!!!

[Planetwatts]

"YES PISS OFF!" And Del actually goes to! X'D LMFAO

[Novosti86]

PRICELESS XD :D

[barnsley4liferoby]

funny

[sunkat76]

'Well thanks to you my wife now thinks I'm having a passionate affair with the siren of the exhaust centre....'

Love it.

[88MagnersMan88]

Polite posh lady: "People ARE trying to sleep.."

"SHATAP"

Quality.

[nutcase170489]

One of my favourite ever OFAH clips. Thanks for putting this up :)