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  • Anyone offended my "Mr. D and the Woman" has obviously not been on the listening end of a special day. That is what it sounds like to men. Get over yourselves.

  • Ok - now I positively have got to see Mr. D and the woman.

  • 3 min of vid and 3 min of begging = BULLSHIT

  • @IzzySpeaks Sorry about that. I know how much people love the begging segments -- I get a lot of email about that. But I don't think that the begging should be longer than the actual episode. We're just going to have to agree to disagree.

  • @misterdeity You have to get support from somewhere.

  • @misterdeity Yeah, the begging segments are more or less what sold me on this show. I mean, "sold" in a loose, wholly non-monetary sense, given as I'm not donating or subscribing or buying the DVDs, etc., but still, they're quite lovely. = )

  • @IzzySpeaks - gee Izzy, did someone force you watch?

  • LOL!!!

  • people were seriouslly offended by that? geeze

  • At 4:30

    Too many people are overly sensitive. I am a Christian and I watch the show and laugh occasionally at the cheeky humor. Every episode makes fun of Christianity. Now compare that with one episode poking fun at the female gender.

  • I was waiting for "Hitler."

  • Jesus, this stuff is clever. I love the giving up golf thing.

  • Please tell me that you aren't actually taking sensitivity training

  • @TheGeneralBurn Of course not, asshole! I'm already so incredibly super sensitive. Can't you tell, you prick? Jesus, why can't people take a joke? ;-)

  • @misterdeity someone is kinda an douche

  • @misterdeity lol, I see what you did there

  • Isn't stereotyping part of comedy? Sad that people unsubbed because of it.

  • @xxgarbearzxx Me too!

  • Being "Severely enlightened" sounds unpleasant.

  • Listen, any time you try and produce satire, comedy, or commentary you are going to offend someone. don't cow to silly pressure, that whole statement was moronic, who wrote that for you - some wench?!

  • So, I know this is old, but I just found Mr. Deity. In your "nonpology" (ugh, did you have to do that? it happens so often for real, it's kind of not funny), you state that you've played to stereotypes before, but have you ever SHOWN them? Like, if Mr. D and Larry are TALKING shit about some group, that just proves they're dumb, not that the stereotype is true. But to SHOW a woman acting that way makes it seem true (within the show at LEAST), and that supports the jerks who REALLY believe that.

  • Torquemada, one of the leaders of the spanish inquisition for those that havent taken a history course

  • @deathman1021 thank you for the info :)

  • Boy you a genius, I love you, I do, even I´m not gay but I love you....

    keep up the good work

  • HAHA don't you find it a bit ironic that the female episode was basically parodying high maintenance women that get emotional and angry at the smallest of things and how guys have to be on egg shells because of that and then...

    The reaction to said video by women (well some women) is exactly what you parodied, :D

  • But Mr. Deity and the woman was HYSTERICAL! D: Signed a (female) feminist. There, now you have proof and they can flame me! :D

  • Are you kidding?! The woman episode has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life!

  • Please, please PLEASE tell me that you didn't really get complaints about "Lucy and the Woman"!! You're just joking, right?? I'm a woman, and although I find everything you do to be very funny, "The Woman" episode was the one that's made me laugh the hardest. I really don't want to believe that people who are fans of what you do on "Mr. Deity", and some of what you've done on "Words" are capable of getting offended at this kind of humor! Say it ain't so!!

  • @Maargen Sadly, it's so -- like crazy! People wrote me these long diatribes about the stereotypes that have hurt women throughout history. It was unbelievable. And quite a number of unsubs (the money kind, not the YouTube kind) and "I'll never watch again" emails.

  • @misterdeity shouldn't they be helping humanity instead of sitting at a comp desk and typing about what offends them in an entertainment venue? I mean.... if they want to be as useless as the rest of us, I don't see why they get to carry their head high like heroes...er...heroines...lol

  • Um, I'm pretty sure they punk'd Hitler....

  • @MeQuirky Torquemada (Tommy).

  • You should've been honest. "A lot of people, including some men who were threatened with never getting any again if they didn't complain, found issue with the episode Mr.Deity and the Woman to be offensive."

  • For those people who (like me until 10 min ago) don't know who Torquemada is, he was the head of the Spanish inquisition ( now known as the "Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith")

  • @pnelnik1 And as Mel Brooks said, "You can't 'tork him oudda' anything."

  • Why do I feel that is Nephilmfree on the phone?

  • Hey you know that there is this guy, I think he might even be a pastor or something and I hear that he has this show called 'in touch with charles stanley' I bet if you listened to that program for a while you might be able to get out of that really expensive pc poop, and if he really is a minister, I hear that they even do counselling for free. You should seriously look into it; it could end up saving you allot of coin, maybe even your immortal soul... or maybe not.

  • i would like to know...who IS Larry ? Is he the holy spirit (since he's always with Jesse and Mr Deity) ?

  • @rwandrall1 Nope. Just Mr. Deity's personal assistant/sherpa.

  • @misterdeity Gabriel?

  • @misterdeity i wish he was the holy spirit lol

  • that woman design was a serious defect...hehehe

  • The apology at the end is a direct reference to Tiger Woods, and his press conference apology for cheating on his wife. This is another joke, a spoof, tailored to the real situation of people being offended by (hilariously) sexist content. I don't care who you believe (I choose Jesus), that's funny.

  • A bit of sexist humor is nothing bad :)

  • it said something about torcamata or something what is that

  • Please tell me that sensitivity thing was/is a joke. I really, really hope it is. It seemed is was at parts, yet still it seemed like you were forced. That's fucking stupid.

  • People that wish/want to be offended, Will be offended. Period. All episodes are hilariously will taste and talent. Screw anyone with the opposing opinion. Thank you SO much for making me CRY in laughter ^_^........

    ~Ryan

  • Man... F*ck sensitivity training... that episode was hilarious! NEVER BACK DOWN, SIR!!

  • @Tustin2121 Fight the power! Or... ya know... whatever.

  • I like how God is not a republican. I am not claiming he is liberal or democrat, but definitely not republican.

    And its sick when one party claims to have God on "their side"

  • Great videos. Subbed and supported. (Yes...the begging portions of the vidoes shamed me into signing up to support monthly)

    Have you caught yourself NOT doing something that you wanted to due to it being possibly unpopular and losing support?  Just curious.

  • Love the statement at the end. True repentance. I take my hat off to you sir.

  • Torquemada... *snerks* You are brilliant, sir :D

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­

  • one of the funniest

    this is fast becoming the greatest series ever

  • extremely stereotyped adam: no responce.

    extremely stereotyped eve: WE MUST KILL MR. DEITY

  • Torquemada! HAHAHAHA, fabulous.For those who don't know, he was a significant figure in the Inquisition, and judging by his acts, an absolute monster.

  • for a sec I thought you were serious with the speech at the end xD

  • OMG!!! They unsubscribed for that?! They truely are then just as you depicted them.

    <Woman here. Gogogogogogo. Thank you!

    Is this an american women thing? XD

  • despite being american. this is funny.

  • Wait a second...I think Mr Deity mentioned that he accidentally had Pat's Number down in Mr. Deity and the Tour De Hell. Continuity Nod?

  • I loved the sarcastic letter. Ah, the joy in offending the sensible sensibilities.

  • This is a great show. I'm a believer and I really like how this show pokes fun without being insensitive. We should be able to laugh at ourselves! Very well done!

  • @awesomewelles90 Why can't the believing world be filled with people like you? You would never fly planes into buildings, right? Why can't others just laugh it off?

  • @misterdeity Most of us are like me. But in my opinion it doesn't matter what group you are a part of (religious, ideological etc) there will pretty much always be a minority that is violent and they will try to justify it with scripture or with ideology etc. That's what humans are like.

  • @awesomewelles90 I agree completely. That's why it's imperative that people stop thinking they know the will of a being whose existence isn't even certain, and who has recommended violence against other so often. The less justification people have, the better. Don't you agree?

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  • @misterdeity I disagree actually. Humans don't need a piece of paper to justify violence with. They will find a way regardless. It's in our nature. In other words, minimizing the number of books which people will use to justify violence with won't decrease the amount of violence in the world. Other things (such as education, change of social and political circumstances) will. To attack "scripture" etc is to not recognise the problem.

  • @misterdeity

    if you responding to yourself isn't evidence of believers being insane i don't know what is. haha. jk

  • As a regular mr.deity subscriber, I need to ask you a small favor. This skit reminds me of a problem that I have been having. At work, I often receive phone calls for the Washington National Cathedral, even though the phone number there is entirely different from my own. Would you please provide me your cell phone number so that I can forward all their calls to you? I have important work to do, and need someone else to take these calls.

  • I'd call him back to once realized that.

  • Have you ever thought of doing a telethon for the show. You know a parody of all those obnoxious religious telethons while also being a device to raise money for the show? Just thought it sounded like a funny idea in my head.

  • @jdlund We actually have a begging segment planned with that very theme. I think you're (we're) on to something!

  • Jews provoked 911 like the two sat on that coach hehe

  • So who is this Torquemada? I made a search and got Tomas de Torquemada. Is this the one being refered to at the end of the episode?

    Anyways I loved the video.

  • @DearestyouXII Yep. That's him. The Grand Inquisitioner himself.

  • I seriously hope that last part was a joke. If not then I fear for our society.

  • @aqren550 It was a joke. Not the part about people getting upset and canceling their subscriptions. That really happened. This was dubbed by some here a nonpology, and that's what I intended -- my way of saying, "lighten up."

  • TOTALLY gonna donate when I get my paycheck.

  • The satire at the end was so well done, I laughed so many times. Keep the videos going.

  • pat robertson is just an evil, conceited person. though just to say that was jerry falwell that said that the reason that 9/11 happened was because of the pagans,gay, feminist, and the people that are trying to secularize america. obviously we are not secular enough when a school cancels a prom rather then let a lesbian take her date to the dance.

  • Oh yeah, nice hair.

  • Mr. Deity,

    I like how you balance biblical references with current issues. And you don't make it too preachy. That's nice. Hell yes.

  • I loved the apology at the end. I'm a woman, and I thought that the "Mr. Deity And The Woman" episode was really funny. Some people just don't have enough self-confidence to laugh at themselves.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA at the end.

  • Damn that was funny. I loved the woman episode too! I wonder if you're joking about losing subscribers because of it. Sounds like some overly sensitive peeps can't take a joke. Seinfeld had Plenty of jokes at women's expense. What. Ever. However, your apology rocked. Hope you got my twenty bucks. :)

  • LOL, who doesn't want to kill us Mormons :P

  • LOL. Intelligent Design = insanely dumb :D

  • Pat? As in Pat Robertson?

    It does sound like him to some degree.

    (I wonder if he would really go through with the mass murder MrDeity ordered...)

  • Apology was great :)

  • Hehe the apology is so damn funny :)

  • That was funny. OK I will donate I need more of this, it's my crack!

  • Haha, great! The sarcastic apology at the end was especially funny! Favorited and subscribed!

  • That was the best plea for money ever. I am definitely coughing it up now.

  • Who Is that person that got phoned by mistake?

  • Pat Robertson

  • the apologie is the work of a genius *lol*

  • Wait why were ppl offended by the deity and the woman? as far as 'offensive' goes id say thats one of the least offensive, did I watch the right one? lol

  • who?

  • Hahahaha, awesome apology :)

  • Did people actually complain about that episode? I thought it was a scream. Before watching it I had this naive and disconcerting expectation of comprehension, till your show put a smile on my face.

  • If you post the next episode as a reply to the previous episode, we'll actually be able to see what order they go in :O.

  • The "apology" was HIGH-larious!

  • @schobd Word!!!

  • Talkemouta!!!! bwhaha

    Great episode. Robertson is an idiot as we all know, but unfortunatly he and people like him have the support of real people and their money.

  • One of my favorite episodes!

    The "apology" is classy and hilarious, nuanced with many subtexts (nice Mormon outfit, by the way) of satire and irony!

    The jabs on hypocritical sanguine Christians like Robertson, however, are not only funny, but poignant and very apropos.

    Once again, congratulations. Subscribed in all venues, and happily helping to pay for that sensitivity training! Amy deserves better! ;-)

  • Why did you apologize? Everyone else can take a joke. If a few women can't, screw them. It's like when chef left southpark, people sided with the show, not with chef for being a little bitch.

  • It was a nonpology. I was being ironic.

  • Well, I have to say it.

    You are the best an apology with humor.

    I'm sure it was just to get people to pay I hope it worked lol. oh hey can I just send you a gift card to walmart.:) but really if I Just payed for some shirts cups pens a bible with your picture on it would that Help the show.

  • I believe it is supposed to be a reference to an apology done by one of these religious morons or politicians who constently put their foots in their mouths and then come back with third-assed apologies then do the same stupid sh!t again right away. Like when Pat Roberston or Jerry Falwell would apologize for blaming 9/11 on the ACLU.

  • hahaha - Loved the apology!

    I never would have seen this episode if I didn't look through the comments and noticed that it only plays in HD. The first place I looked to see if there was a problem was in the side bar notes. Maybe you should put this info in there. Some people who aren't as persistent as I was might just skip this episode. I watched every vid on your channel tonight and subscribed. You are a brilliant writer. Production and acting are top notch.

  • Thanks for the kind words. I'm glad you finally got to see it. It's a weird YouTube glitch, but I'm thrilled about you watching everything on the channel. Oh, that you were a big Hollywood producer!

  • I think an atheist show would be a tough sell in the USA. Your "Words" show is also great, reminds me of Seinfeld. Maybe a combo, a show about you guys wanting to become giant YouTube stars with at least one of your MrDeity bits in the show, like the early Seinfeld shows had Stand-Up bits at the begining. If it seems that you are poking fun at yourself - that could work. If you do get a TV deal, please don't stop the MrD YouTube sketches. I love 'em.

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  • I truly appreciate your heartfelt apology for your previous video 'Mr Deity and the Woman'. Seriously. Thank you ...by the way, what's the definition of "a woman"? A life support system for pussy.

  • People really complained and/or dropped their subscriptions?

    How in the hell can you have a sense of humor that finds Mr. Deity funny, and then at the same time be offended by "teh wimminz" episode?

    Grow some thicker skin, people.

  • A three star bananza!

  • Man are you guys good! "Golf" Ha ha ha ha!!

  • ROTLMAO... That apology was hilarious! Written by Lucy, eh? Must be :-)

  • Did people really complain about Mr. Deity and the Woman? Seriously? Some people need to get over themselves.

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  • @The64v You're an idiot.

  • lol dont say sorry! Mr. Deity and the woman was the best one every!!! It was so freakin funny because its so true! keep doing what you do. No matter what you will say someone will be offended. They need to learn to laugh at themselves. =)

  • Uh... April First isn't until next year, dude!

    That's what you get for apealing to such a prudish nation. X-D

    My thoughts: drop the family niche and go for a more mature audience. And by mature I don't mean people over 18. You've now discovered that even 50 year old retards lack that certain "M word".

  • When will Eve get to meet Adam? And remember, they have kids. As a woman, I am clear that Cain is Adam's fault.

  • What? The Eve episode was my fav. I kinda anticipated how that episode would turn out was glad it did.

    I got suckered by the apology, though. lol gj

  • I forgive you!! :D

  • Oh hey, quick question. Who is Tork Omatta? or what ever name he said there. I didnt quite hear it maybe.

  • Torquemada. Leader of the Spanish inquisition.

  • thank you! now it all makes sense.

  • @spiderweb20: Tomás de Torquemada, yo.

  • it wasn't offensive at all. It was a stereotype yes. One that gets used in sitcoms and cartoons etc ALL the time. Besides, you're on the internet. There's bias and stereotypes and rashly exaggerated opinions everywhere. anyways, this was a pretty funny ep. keep em going.

  • I can't get this video to load for me. The other Deity videos work great but this one I can't watch :(

  • For some reason, this video only plays in HD mode. Click HD down in the bottom right, and it should play fine. Sorry for the difficulty.

  • Thanks, it worked in HD. Loved the notpology at the end.

  • You guys are great. I'm gonna go donate this minute.

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  • Apology accepted. NOW GET OUT THERE AND OFFEND SOMEONE ELSE!

    Love your work. Donated. Wish I could give more.

  • LMAO, Love it

  • nice statement man haha. Love it as always.

  • great apology!

  • For the love god, I'm a feminist and I didn't find Mr. Deity and Woman offensive.

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  • Sir, it's nice to know you are finally getting the help you need. Oh, and tell Jesse happy birthday!

  • I liked Mr. Deity and the woman....and I'm a woman! People are way to sensative these days.

  • sensitive

  • When he got to the golf part... BRILLIANT

  • I love that apology! I didn't even think people who watched this show would be so small-minded as to actually stop donating because of the last episode! Way to address the issue in a way that will satisfy those hard-headed enough to believe the apology, since they are probably the same people who got upset in the first place. Well done, sir.

  • Reg. "Mr Deity and the Woman" - I actually made my first (donation AFTER having seen this episode. But I'm a woman from Poland, so maybe I'm mad?! ;)

  • But I *LIKED* Mr. Deity and the Woman!! :D

  • "Lucy's number one"  that was fantastic.

  • Is that statement serious...

    Family Guy, Little Britain etc have way more "offensive" jokes.

  • love you guys!!! thanks!

    looks like the training worked...working...

  • HA! Loved the apology. So subtle. It had me laughing more than the bit!

  • This video won't play on my computer. All I get is a black screen. All the other videos seem to work.

    Would it be impious of me to request a miracle, so that I might see this?

    Thy will be done. Amen.

  • A few other people have had this happen. Try clicking on "HD" down in the bottom right of the YouTube player. That has seemed to work for everyone else.

  • @misterdeity I thank Thee for Thy guidance, and for the blessings Thou hast bestowed. I doth work now. Praise unto Thee.

  • So is this the original source of Apologetics? Brilliant!

  • Torquemada is the guy who came up with the idea of tying off parts of his torture victims body so they would not bleed to death. He led the Spanish inquisition. Ever heard of a tourniquet?

  • Who did they first punk? Tor Katuna?

  • Youtube search did not reveal this vid for me. I found it through the RDF site.

    Anyway, When waiting for the other shoe to drop (Who did we last punk?) I was expecting bin Laden but I suppose that would be outside Mr. Deity's scope.

    The bit was funny but the apology was spot on. My first reaction was, "Wha... NO!" But as the sarcasm became apparent I rejoiced. Ahh, you got me.

  • i was expecting..."W" to be the one! (cause of past epi's)

    he has killed the same 'way', as bl, but in a huge number more, of humans. perhaps a factor of 10,000?

  • I was expecting a more obvious genocidal nutjob like Hitler or Mussolini especially after the mention of the Jews. The ambiguity brought by not knowing who he was talking about though was good ... I think.

    But the next commenter makes a good point. Bush always did have a crazy glint in his eyes when talking about attacking Muslim countries.

  • "A prolonged break.... from golf"

    NOOOOO! Now that Tiger is down for the count, you have your chance at real GLORY! You can be famous, not just internet-famous!

  • great you offended ME!  "More Primal gender" HOW DARE YOU!

  • OK that tipped the bucket for me...I'm still laughing my head off. The last part that is not to deminish the skit, but dude the apology was hilarious. I can't subscribe again so I will have to head on to the donate button and click the mother fucker...how's that for offensive? Hope some of those christian goons read that very offensive word. Oh and don't keep us waiting so long for the next video. Grand.

  • SHIT, I've just watched the 1st half of the show when I posted my comment!! The funniest part was yet to come!!!

    You are screwed! Now people will start watching the show and eventually they will notice Lucifer is a WOMAN!!!! You will have to keep apologising every week, and every time you make the slightest mistake all your past errors will come back to haunt you!!! ;)

    One suggestion: from now on, in every episode Lucifer appears, make sure she don't have a sense of humor. =)

  • "doesn't"

  • Thank you for the correction!

  • Lucky us you didn't punked Bussh telling him to drop da bomb!!

  • I love the apology.  "I must take time off from the game of golf." Brilliant. LOL.

  • I didn't read all the comments, but did you get Bill Cosby to play the part of Pat?

  • I would have liked to see the apology end with Amy chasing him away with a broom.

    I used to use Leviticus a lot like that too. Once used to to prove to a lesbian from an evangelical household that so few of us AREN'T abominations that we may as well just wash regularly and hope for the best.

  • I support you completely mr deity, even if some episodes are funnier than others - TO ME. You're brilliant, keep 'em coming .

  • Your apology is hilarious.

  • You should've pointed him to the verses about cheese-covered something-or-other...

  • This is the only video I haven't thought was really funny. However, Mr. Deity and the Woman was hi-lar-ee-ous!!

  • "...and as I recall, they gave you the finger right back."

    Damn right.