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  • Indica, Sativa, Sabrina, Katrina I smoke all that shit

  • not enough light outside? sry joe, i like ya but no light matchs the sun. read a grow book bru

  • Sativa woot woot

  • thanks alot for explaining!

  • Sativa all day!

    Indica all night.

  • @lucaschallenger

    All day!

  • INDICA

  • I'm pretty sure my my dealer gives me a blend of the two. Because I'm melting in my couch but I'm also seeing visuals and stuff.

  • There are almost no pure sativas or indicas,almost everything is a blend that favors one or the other.Pure sativas have a very long grow cycle and low yield and so are strained with an indica to increase yield and decrease grow time,indicias are mixed with sativias in order to add the head buzz to the existing body buzz and for taste.And no one mentions ruderalis because it is garbage.A bit a research goes a long way.Go to Greenhouse or Barneys seed bank sites and they tell you the strains split

  • he forgot ruderalis.

  • Indica gets you really tired, Sativa gets you energetic as fuck

  • Wat is the best sativa for thinking n how can u tell sativa from indica

  • i love good indica. good indica makes me giggly and i get a body high and munchies. sativa makes me too spacey and i cant function in a conversation or anything.

  • im a sativa fan

  • its all about the indica

  • I smoked OG Kush Indica and saw Thor last night and it worked. If It was some documentary about deep sea creatures I think Sativa wouldve been better

  • Bad Quality =(

  • I smoke sativa in the afternoon, before school, and before work. I smoke indicas in the evenings sometimes or when I have nothing better to do. Legal user by the way.

  • I prefer a mixed strain, not fully indica or sativa. straight Indica while playing videogames: - "dude.. pass the controller" - *zzzzzzz...* - "fuck.. you.. man.. zzzzz........ MY turn bitch..." - *uuhh.. wut?.. haha..ha...zzzzz* - "ok lol.. zzzzzzzz" but pure Sativa: - "HOLY SHIT MAN! DID U SEE THAT?!" - *WOWOWOW RAMBO DUDE UR FUCKIN RAMBO!* - "YEEEAAAH! HAHAHAHA!! WHOS THE MAN" - *KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!*
  • @DickieM92 exactly. i prefer a mixture. i can get up and do shit while staring at a bug. lmao but yes, a mixture give you the best of both worlds.

  • Indica is the best for me

  • lol joey diaz in the background "Go Go Go Go Go"

  • lol joey diaz in the background "Go Go Go Go Go"

  • I hate indica

  • u look like the guy that used to present fear factor,good video

  • @irishelk1 He is.

  • @irishelk1 He is, it's Joe Rogan

  • dont wine that u get tired. ill beat u up

  • what about wild hemp that has no thc but alot of CBD which would give you a body high right?

  • @omega4chimp no because you still need thc to activate your receptors, the CBD gives you a body high but you need THC to initiate the high.

  • Indica*

  • Hahaha I think psychedelics are interesting. I've never done anything besides marijuana but I have to say I only like sativas. Indices are boring.

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  • got some blue dream

  • i think i mainly get indica cause comin home after a great night im really burnt out and to tired to do anything

  • wtf is scanner darkly

  • @46deadbabiesonMYDICK a movie , check it out .

  • I like mellow high`s, sativa is what most people want... at least when a cop or a teacher or a parent asks you whats up at least your still good enough to make up an excuse that doesn't sound like a train hit you, unless you smoke a decent amount to your head, lol. Plus when I smoke indica, it gets me baked.. like an hour to long in the oven baked, really good for when you got that craving for a certain food to make it twice as enjoyable or to make your spring mattress feel like its tempurpedic.

  • 2nd time ever smoking weed, I smoked 4 bowls of Sativa. Crazy shit

  • @wrathcard pusssy

  • Sativa day

    Indica night

  • so what is the normal brick weed you pay for indica or sativa. just the regular price shit not the high grade stuff or DRO as they call it here

  • Joe Rogan is the man!!!!

  • lmao wtf is that GO GO GO at 2:30

  • whats playing in the backround?

  • indica is good for when you're sick and in pain

  • Thanks Joe Rogan!!

  • when i hadn't smoked weed for a while i managed to get my hands on some good sativa, sour diesel i believe, the taste was a lot more pungent and almost flowery. Unfortunately we decided to smoke out of a gravity bong, so yea.... it was an eye opener

  • @GrantHDee ...Wrong!

  • to me it sounds like indica=reg, sativa=dank

  • @GrantHDee its to do with the trichromes and hairs on the bud.

  • what the hell are you watching? GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!...

  • @connorsr10491 pineapple express

  • @potemtole. It's you. Lol. He's right, Sativa is up high, indica is more a sedated high.

  • lol is it me or does he have sativa and indica backwards?

  • @Potemtole no he's right

  • @Potemtole to me i think he has it backwards in the sense that sativa is the most common not indica... he's correct on the effects (sativa = cerebral; indica = body) but i think sativa is the most common... then again i live in texas and it's rare to get an indica dominant or pure indica strain around here.. guess it all really depends where you live...

  • u dumb ass stfu

  • INDICA ALL THE WAY... CALM COOL CHILLIN SATIVA ITS KOOL BUT SATIVA DOSENT LAST LONG ALL THAT ANXIOUS THIRSTY AND THAT HYPE ASS FEELING RUNS UR Hi DOWN QUIK AND SUM TIMES WEN THAT HEAD Hi COMES DOWN IT LEAVES A HEADACH NOT ALL THE TIME BUT SOME TIMES THATS WHY I SAY INDICA !M A VETERAN IN THI2 SHIT

  • Ya man its go hard or go home!!

  • I love indica

  • @ShortBrownMC fuck yeah dude indica >>>>>sativa...but sativa is cool =)

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  • @Tavarith ya man its go hard or go home!!

  • yah you got it backwards man, re post the vid, add annotation or something, could confuse people

  • There is actually a 3rd branch of strain called Ruderalis. But Sativa by far is the best! But a nice Indica is good for sleep and chillin' out! By the way how do you submit questions or comments to Joe Rogan?

  • There is actually a 3rd branch of strain called Ruderalis. But Sativa by far is the best! But a nice Indica is good for sleep and chillin' out!

  • Sativa grows just fine outside in the Florida Keys :D

    Right now I'm 2 weeks away from harvesting my Afghan Indica. Shes all hairy with red fibers. Looking really good. I will start flushing her monday :D

    I find smoking Sativa during the day rocks and Indica in the evenings sitting down after work... chilling with your wife... watching a movie and then onto bed.

  • yeah i have grown sativa this summer outside in canada and with our short summers i barely harvested an ounce out of one plant. The buds are really thin and not potent, but if I would have grown it inside it would have yield a lot more.

  • lol not enough light outside what the fuck sativas are perfect fo outdoor cuz they get tall indica grow faster and stay shorter and stocky i agree about the highs but dude not enough light outside thats the most light you can ever have lol peace bro!!!

  • Phil Hartman was the Man!

  • isnt this the guy of fear factor

  • indica makes my movement really slow, i tend to have body trips tho. i think body trips are better then mental trips. an example of a body trip would be like i think my lags fell off or something

  • If you smoke a bowl of a sativ and

    Just wait 5 min for it to kick in , it's the best feeling ever. It's so uplifting

  • the color of the tricomes has alot to do with the quality of high.

    Milky white = head high

    Amber = body high

    Joe = extra strength awesome

  • Indica sucks. Sativa is astronomically better.

  • Ehh I agree with Joe that sativa is a much more psychadelic high and that it makes you think about a lot more deep shit, but Indica can be nice if you just want to sit around and watch TV and order pizza and fall asleep.

    I know exactly what that other guy is talking about when he says that it can "make you think everything you say is stupid," but if you get some high quality indica like real kush, it can actually be pretty relaxing.

    My personal favorite strains are all hybrids of the two.

  • I'm not sure the difference, I have felt a sort of, lag thing, where like, I just see something, and it like replays like, I'm stuck in time, and I have also had a high, where it's like, kind of spaced out, like, euphoric, in a different world, uh, is one of them Indica high and one Sativa, or was it just a high THC in the one??

  • thank fok smone has finally explained wat happened to me wen i "broke down the universe and thought about life" Thanks Malmoesoldier!

  • id assume using a vape would be rather similar to smoking a sativa dominant hybrid because vaping causes a pure thc high and thc alone to me is an awesome high but its amazing how the other compounds in cannabis can change the effect

  • they should come up with a strain that lets you think you're having sex with britney spears when you smoke it, and call it "britney kush"

  • @cannabisbisbisbisbis and what? you wake up with 2 new STD's. na man, that weed would be rank

  • smoke weed, fuck sobriety

  • Its soooo fucking hard in a streets to find good quality sativa or even indica!

  • Sativa is grown outdoors because it can grow up to heights of like 7 or 8 feet. It's more of the high than a stoned. Something for parties and to increase creativity.

    Indica is grown indoors because it's easy. That's all there is to it. Indica is an afgan strain - sativa is mexican/south american.

  • fuck hartmans wife, i hope she exists in only the anus of a giraffe for all time

  • I'm 75/25 ratio indica/ sativa

  • sativa = head high

    indica = body high

  • I want to make a video of me stoned on Sativa doing something and then me on an Indica doing the same thing to compare. Example: One gram Indica smoked, then I go to order food. Then the next day I do the same thing with a Sativa. Ill put myself in different scenarios with different highs.

    BUDBUSTERS experiment lol.

  • @PanamaSabroso hows that workin out for ya, is it uploaded yet

  • @cannabisbisbisbisbis Everytime I smoke I keep forgeting to do it. Hahaha. Now that you reminded me Im gonna try to record the Indica one soon.

  • i like sativa more, mainly because im concious the whole time while feeling great

  • yeah indicas and sativas are mixed all the time, especially in high grade strains.

  • I think watercup really knows what he/she is talking about here.

  • sativa for party. indica for sleep.

  • @stefka122 damn right

  • anyone ever mix indica+sativa

  • joe rogan is awesome

  • There are so many incorrect things said in this video I need to write Joe an email.

    Todd McCormick may know how to grow pot but he certainly knows nothing about much of it's history or genetics!

    Cannabis follows typical patterns of Mendelian inheritance, particularly regarding the THC and CBD inheritance. THC/CBD are codominant (genes for both will be expressed if the plant has them). Cannabinoids are selected for by the environment (THC will be selected for below 30N latitude, CBD above 30N).

  • Humans have taken this further with artificial selection. With artificial selection and inbreeding, you can tease out the particular traits you want with breeding (but there are drawbacks, as deleterious genes causing mutation build over time).

    With any two inbred (homologous) lines, you can interbreed the two and create a hybrid (heterogeneous). Often this hybrid will display a phenomena called heterosis, or hybrid vigor, which causes the hybrids to yield more, grow better, resist disease, etc

  • By inbreeding the hybrid population, you get a population of individuals where around 50% are still a heterogeneous mix of the parents, and 25% are homologous for akin to one of the parents and 25% of the population is homologous like the other parent. Example: 2 homologous co-dominant parents red and white color have sex all babies of this F1 population are an equal mix of red and white (ie, pink). Babies of F1 all inbreed, of their children (F2) 25% are red 50% are mixed(pink) 25% are white.

  • this guy seems so0 fuckin down to earth... he's not even a celeb to me... he's just cool ass TV guy... i forgot where i use to see him before UFC though...Oh yea!... fear factor .. lol

  • sativa is better because its got cbd and thc.

  • Sounded like 'spread them butt cheeks and let us feast' @ 2:25

  • i heard indica is better for treating pain

  • indica all the way

  • WEED IS WEED, keep smoking ^^

  • sativa = speedy/anxious/head-buzz

    indica = calming, relaxing, sleep-inducing, physically relieving(muscle/ligature pains, etc.)

  • I cant deal with that sativa shit ... i smoked a blunt of White Widow (sativa) and went to the moves and i thought i was goin to die, i was trippin out so hard , my heart was beating fast, the screen seamed to get bigger and bigger .. it's a really trippy weed and if you like uppers this is for you .. i rather be calm and chill ..So to each its own ......

  • I disagree with rogan, although sativa is better, most weed today are hybrids, there are rarely ever pure indica or pure sativas anymore, they are all mixed mostly.

    Most weed gives you some couch lock feeling but also makes you think alot about life like sativa, which means its a hybrid of dominantly indica with a trace of sativa.

  • ruderalis usually isn't in your common weed but its used for certain species like aurora indica (a ruderalis and indica mix) this is a special species because when its grown you wont need to have the lights on and off for certain amounts of time during vegatative and flowering cycles so you could easily grow it in a window or something and also they dont grow much more than a foot tall so its pretty lope :)

  • and btw for people who are still confused about strains....

    there are 3 different genomes as mentioned above. different strains are just different ratios of theses different genomes (usually just indica and sativa but sometimes ruderalis too)

    for example something like purple kush is about 75% indica and 25% sativa while somethign like white widow is about 10% indica and 90% sativa. diferent strains were breed by different people to create their own "perfect weed"

  • @hanslutherh i think white widow is idica

  • @smokestorm88 yeah i think its a mix of both because ive had some that had that rich sativa feeling but i know what you mean ive definitely had some that felt very indica

  • @hanslutherh Hillig's work is wrong.

    Taxonomically there is only one species within the Cannabis genus, sativa.

    The sativa species can be broken down into a number of varieties and cultivars based on various factors, but, really, there is no indica or other cannabis species.

    The high is a combination of cannabinoids and personal biochemistry, but the high follows a general pattern. Upon first smoking, you are up (the head high), and as time goes on, you become tired (the body buzz).

  • @watercup123456 what you some kind of weed doctor or somethin?

  • @marswun Just a scientist who reads the papers.

    Despite all the contention, cannabis is comprised of but one polymorphic species. The variety we see is the result of human selection and typical Mendelian inheritance patterns. All individuals of cannabis for the most part freely interbreed with all other individuals, despite morphological variations and geographic location.

    Chihuahua's and great dane's are one species, they can mate and have offspring. But they *APPEAR* different.

  • @marswun A few morphological factors, such as variation in leaf size, overall height, and thc to cbd content, are not discriminating factors with which to determine species.

    If you read the literature, you can copy all taxonomic keys ever made for cannabis. If done, one finds many contradictions. The problem is when people try to describe different species or varieties, they all conflict with one another; no one can agree on and discriminate between what would actually be an indica vs sativa.

  • indica = body buzz

    sativa = head high

    ruderalis = no thc, used for its no-photoperiod growing cycle

    indicas are awesome at night when you wanna chill out and stuff and sativas are also really good if your in the mood to get super high and amped on life!

  • hahaa whatever its all the same to me, chill, munch and crash like fucking snorlax

  • i love indica. makes me feel these nice heat waves. also indica weed makes your head feel like its in a freaking dream i sware. only thing i recommend is dont take ridiculous hits off it, remember, you dont wanna throw up. ahh i just smoked this hawain shitt, and this chinese food tastes soo good right now, it seems that im eating this soo slowly but i just cant stopp, mmm, i wonder how i was born. like its crazy how i used to not exist, then all of a sudden im here. it feels like im nowhere

  • @patroks ur wierd man lol one time i was super duper high i was thinking about death and that we dnt live forever,and that im going to die someday,what does death feel like,soo dnt think about dying when ur stoned

  • i always smoke indica but rather be smoking sativa

  • I love indica :D, K2 + Northern lihgts ftw :D

  • all chronic is fun enough said, i totally disagree with them at 1:15

  • wow dude your fucking retarded and you dont know what your talking about

    and as for the acid comment

    HAHA someone hasnt ever tripped before

  • Actually. there is 3 species of marijuana. Sativa, Indica, and Ruderalis. Ruderalis however doesn't have thc. They now have bred Ruderalis with other sativa and indica strains to produce a plant that auto flowers itself without having to change the light cycle, and it has strong amounts of thc in it.

  • GO LOWRYDER!! I still love a strong indica man nothing wrong with it.

  • what about Haze

  • sativa = Head Buzz

    indica = Body High

  • I hate when people say this. You still FEEL the high all over no matter which strain it is. The difference is the actual mental effects, not the physical effects, or where you feel the high on your body.

  • no you got it backwards indica is body and sativa is head.. indica has more cbd then thc witch gives you a lower body high and sativa has more thc then cbd witch gives you a head high

  • You have it backwards mate.

    Sativa = nown to cause more of a "high" by stimulating hunger and by producing a rather more comedic, or energetic feeling feeling, you want to go do things talk more etc.

    Indica = known to cause more of a "stoned" type of feeling, you can become "couch locked" due to a higher CBD to THC ratio.

  • @T3traHC that's what he said. he's just not an expert so it wasn't super clear. The higher THC content in sativa causes a more psychedelic experience like he described in this video.

  • @Visions4Peace THC vs. CBD ratio **

  • @T3traHC cbd is what makes you laugh that paranoid feeling is from the thc.

  • @Omega3chimp yeah these guy is a fucking idiot and should be talking about weed.

  • @T3traHC Everyone doesn't just have it backwards, they are just wrong.

    Damn you high times!!! Why can't people read science journals instead of magazines????

    Cannabinoids (like THC, CBD) are influenced by selection and environment.

    The levels of cannabinoids (like THC) and personal biochemistry cause the high and are the results of its progression.

    CBD doesn't make you stoned at all, it is not psychoactive in any way. CBD does relieve pain and inflammation, and will modify the effect of THC.

  • @T3traHC More THC is just going to have a stronger effect. This is simply a result of breeding and selection. Most cannabis, particularly in north america, has nearly all the CBD and accessory cannabinoids bred out of it (ie. they are homologous for THC). CBD modulates THC, blocking it from binding to receptors in the brain

    All the variety we see in cannabis is simply the result of natural variation, the species being highly polytypic. Humans, dogs, and many species are exactly this way.

  • @T3traHC ya thats what he fucking said. duuuurrrrr!!!!

  • @T3traHC You wrong man its cbd that makes a more energetic high.

  • @T3traHC ye thats close to right but they booth stimulate hunger and i find indica somtimes even more so...

  • @T3traHC fuckin a Im pretty sure they both give u munchies, ive been smoking for 7 years, i always pig out after i smoke indica... after you smoke alot you'll notice weed is weed just grown slightly differently and different potency levels and tastes. But ya if u get technical there are 2 species. and ya 1 has more of a sleepy affect than the other, and the THC and CBD ratios but really that's all that's for sure.

  • @WestCoastIrk Everything you just said is wrong. There is only one species of cannabis. It doesn't get you high like that, and you really have no understanding of the THC/CBD ratio and what it means.

  • @watercup123456 oh shut up ya little fagget. Go play guitar hero

  • @WestCoastIrk What's that fuck face? Holy shit you got raped by facts and science AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Poor little stupid stoner. He can't read books or scientific articles with the truth about cannabis! Sad fucker couldn't even begin to comprehend the technical language involved!

    Nope for this guy only high times will do!

    For those interested they can google search "Inheritance of Chemical Phenotype in Cannabis sativa" as a primer for plenty info to digest for awhile!

  • @T3traHC he said it right you dude.

  • @T3traHC did you Fukin listen to what he said?

  • You are retarded. I'll remember that the next time i'm smoking the mango haze. Shit has had me out in my back yard paranoid for 15 strait trying to figure out what the noise was....finally figured out it was the train going by. Indicas are for nighttime and pain relief....or if you just want to be glued to your couch and play video games.

  • @subcoolfl hahahaha that shit is funny when youre super baked and home alone....you start trippen on noises and shit haha

  • i like hybrids of about 90 percent sativa 10 percent indica, that way i get the nice mental buzz, a small amount of the body buzz, and i dont get tired afterwards.

  • Sativa is mental.

    I am mental.

    I choose sativa.

    Cannabis is goddess of plant love.

  • i prefer sativa

  • i like indica more calm and just chiller the sativa makes me all head high and i never get tired or hiper

  • @aldagudnamesrgawn That is beautiful that you have your opinion!

  • I prefer Sativa.

  • indica or sativa weed is going to make u hungry no matter what

  • @linkin49park182 Thats the one with less Thc and more cbd.

  • @linkin49park182 youre a good man

  • @hubbawha234 Thank you.

  • even sativa makes me tired after the crazy buzz is over

  • @hendrixman1515 That's right! This is because the cannabis high follows a distinct pattern, all the stoner nonsense about "head high" and "body" high is just that, nonsense!

    In reality the high will first bring you "up", and as time progresses you will experience the "couchlock" effect.

    Smoking repeats the process, bringing you back "up", but tolerance and personal biochemistry of both the individual plant and person play a part in duration of the high and the time from "up" to "couchlock"!

  • @watercup123456 thank god was hoping sumone would talk sense lol

  • yea i have those psychadelic trips all the time and i break down the universe alot. I might be getting some really dank sativas but idk I pay 25/g for my weed.

  • Theres actually three types of weed sativa, indica, and ruderalis. Indica and sativa are the best kind, ruderalis has a very low thc potency, and gives you headaches.

  • hahaha i been blazin since i was 12 im 22 now....hahahaha

  • @elmeeone smokin since i was 12 too only 16 though ha but ive done some shiiiit

  • hell yea mane i feel ya!!............besides budd ive done hella otha shit.....haha teen yrs are tha craziest! tha dopest yrs!!!enjoy em'

  • as someone who used to grow i can say this is all true shit. but indica isnt all bad either, its just bad for your wake'n bake, but perfect for a bedtime bowl.

    and a scanner darkly is trippa fuckin licious ttm

  • I don't understand why everyone gets paranoid, I never do when I smoke, EVER.

  • i use Indica to go to bed.

  • I think both Sativa and Indica have their uses...

    Being paranoid only makes you challenge your ridiculous actions.

    Sativa is a high that is less challenging and more directed.

    Both very useful.

  • what is Mids? Dank? Fire? KB?

    Just wondering, they all seem so diffrent

  • well man its all just different name so the dealer can charge different prices...

    fire and kb is bull shit dont use those terms all you need to know is there are three classes

    low's mid's and high's

  • nah they are very diffrent... trust me there are alot more than 3 types