I think that if this restaurant existed, I would attend. Singing dudes and dancing customers overflowing with beer while the most ridiculously dressed man in the universe throws fistfuls of money at everyone while babbling incomprehensibly? Sounds pretty damn good to me.
That guy was also in "City on Fire"! That was definitely a come-up from this, as far as class and displaying acting skill goes. But I still love FMF. It's just so bonkers and lovable! Plus Brigitte Lin and Wolf Devil Woman are in it!
Its actually a pretty cool concept for a film. I bought the Jackie Chan Collection Box from Best Buy thinking it would be good...ehhhh...Fantasy Mission Force was okay but the rest of the movies are all messed up on the disk. They have a movie on there called "Fire Dragon" but all it is, is Fantasy Mission Force clips and some random crap. But this first part I can't stop watching!
I don't know, to me it just builds and builds in weirdness as the movie goes on. The amazons jumping out of the swamp and tying up the mission force with colored toilet paper was maybe the weirdest scene. Or the nazis in football helmets riding on top of 70s cars like they are dune worms.
wholly ass cheese i cant believe more copys of this video exist!! ts the shit!! this is a gem of a song ofcourse worth interupting the comander for but the best part is the terifying paper vampires
Any Tropers here? Anybody?
romanlegions 1 month ago
does anyone know the name of the main song?
GuardianRooke 7 months ago
if there are any chinese guys that could translate it in2 english that,d be cool
yamyite 9 months ago
I listen to the tittle music nearly everyday, i,ve even taught my 3yr old son the song oooo la lakka o la lakk fooking luv it :-) :-P
yamyite 9 months ago
Sam Waterston at 1:05?
Turtleproof 10 months ago
@Turtleproof I don't know but either way he's got some freakishly hairy wrists
phatass416 5 months ago
does anyone know what the title of the other song? the one at the end of the movie before the last big battle?
ciciyaj 1 year ago
oh sweet jesus this movie
why was it made
ridethetrolly 1 year ago
I love this movie. It's everything you could every want in a movie
unlikelyjohnny 1 year ago
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This is the best movie ever made. Simply breathtaking!
1985typ944 1 year ago
Jimmy Wang Yu's crowning moment.
ChevalierAguila 1 year ago
I think that if this restaurant existed, I would attend. Singing dudes and dancing customers overflowing with beer while the most ridiculously dressed man in the universe throws fistfuls of money at everyone while babbling incomprehensibly? Sounds pretty damn good to me.
GoodAvatar 1 year ago
That guy was also in "City on Fire"! That was definitely a come-up from this, as far as class and displaying acting skill goes. But I still love FMF. It's just so bonkers and lovable! Plus Brigitte Lin and Wolf Devil Woman are in it!
SundownerDrifting 2 years ago
Anyone notice that guy's wolf hands?!?!?! Or the long pause on the white dude? hahaha makes me laugh
XxAhChuxX 2 years ago
Its actually a pretty cool concept for a film. I bought the Jackie Chan Collection Box from Best Buy thinking it would be good...ehhhh...Fantasy Mission Force was okay but the rest of the movies are all messed up on the disk. They have a movie on there called "Fire Dragon" but all it is, is Fantasy Mission Force clips and some random crap. But this first part I can't stop watching!
XxAhChuxX 2 years ago
it's a good movie, actually...it's just there are no good prints in existance. they all have terrible picture and audio.
poolboyinla 2 years ago 2
Good movie? Is the ONLY film you've ever seen?
PretentiousHousefly 2 years ago
This movie is awesome dude, it's actually REALLY REALLY funny. Like B-Movie funny. It makes absolutely NO sense. It's completely insane.
Jedilink109 2 years ago 2
One of the most messed up movies ive ever seen!
SouthParkFan8675309 3 years ago
HA Ha Ha Lei Lei Lei !!!!! :D:D:D
11Veroni11 3 years ago 12
You must call me papa!
I used to have a weird tape that I made to listen to in the car that included this part of the movie. :)
MonoAzul 3 years ago 2
This movie has suffered extreme editing/cuts in western releases.
rubenscaetano 3 years ago
What was cut?
gangstametalhead 3 years ago
Not Jackie's penis...his foreskin is still intact.
poolboyinla 2 years ago 2
in a very bizarre film this manages to be the weirdest bit of all - it's just mental.
alanlovedog 3 years ago 2
I don't know, to me it just builds and builds in weirdness as the movie goes on. The amazons jumping out of the swamp and tying up the mission force with colored toilet paper was maybe the weirdest scene. Or the nazis in football helmets riding on top of 70s cars like they are dune worms.
CapnOAwesome 3 years ago 10
I got that movie on DVD (with two other 'gems'). Best 5 bucks I ever spent XD
Undrave 3 years ago
i have no idea what's going on there but i have to see that movie
trottel4tw 4 years ago
order it online. YOU BETTER DO IT. I'm watching you.
teddygage 3 years ago
that white guy on 01:05 has the hairiest hands ever!
olmiss4me 4 years ago 2
lol i love the music. Classic!
ugraphite 4 years ago
wholly ass cheese i cant believe more copys of this video exist!! ts the shit!! this is a gem of a song ofcourse worth interupting the comander for but the best part is the terifying paper vampires
ruari1988 4 years ago
I've had dreams like this.
skrag2112 4 years ago
I love you.
teddygage 3 years ago
I have this movie on VHS.Its wierd and one of those movies that's so bad its good.
ScarfaceFan14 4 years ago
I am beside myself that so many other people have seen this masterpiece. Don't forget the Nazi's in Chevy Nova's in the end.
sickbrent 4 years ago
Riding them like the worms from Dune. Hahahahahahahaha
CapnOAwesome 4 years ago
translation:
Whether it flies or it swims/eating it I'm game/
imayne 5 years ago
best movie
JDilla2812 5 years ago
love it
JDilla2812 5 years ago
The best part is that the movie interrupts one of the characters mid-sentance to show this. Fantasy Mission Force is a cinematic masterpiece!
generalgk 5 years ago
haha yeah! those guys didn't even tell the captain guy what they were gonna say! And I'm sure General Abraham Lincoln wasn't alive during WWII xD
OH MY FOCKIN" GOD SOMEONE ELSE HAS THAT VIDEO TOO! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and everyone died but Jackie chan and his manager lady friend who WEREN'T the real main characters! ROFL
whatevuhwhatevuh 5 years ago