How To Get a Date With Absolutely Anyone

[mrsstyles12345]

will this work with celebrities?

[tag1989]

"im busy for next few weeks" means I'm a man who works whilst your in the kitchen all day.

[Dangit2019]

Holy crap I've been told that I had good-looking eyes so many times. WAS IT A CONSPIRACY?

[superreverbfreak]

ok so how many people clicked on this video knowing it was gonna be bullshit?

[staceomace180]

So you said everyone, Im a boy

[leskvon]

You have beautiful eyes.

So, whats your favorite way to have your dick sucked?

Its go to dinner.

[AHappyPumkin]

@MrJaffa2015 sucks

[MrJaffa2015]

I've been rejected so many times. I'm never going to ask a girl out again!

[LooksLegitBro]

>too sexy

wut

[kingahmad07]

shelikesyesshedoes.blogspot.co­m i can have the real formulas you need.

[HunnyItsMelissa]

I told this guy

" wow!! your eyes are so pretty *smile:)"

he says

"u have pornstar eyebrows!"

-_-

[bigblackcoochie]

lol

[mrsilovedesandnate]

Not if they're not attracted to your gender. :U

[Plingdom]

omg . . . thats why iv never been with a girl. iv been too sexy! that explains it. being too sexy is a turnoff after all.

[SourBerry4129]

@bwnsaj ojeez

[xXMw2BALLERXx]

GO EAGLES!

[poohinpooh]

0:52 my boyfriend says sexual innuendos all the time. i find them hilarious. everyone is different which is why howcast videos aren't always accurate for most people... they talk about averages and in reality most people aren't average at all. it's safe stuff that keeps you from taking too many risks but in order to find someone you need to be yourself! end. if you want to have a real relationship with someone, trust yourself...not howcast -___-

[MYBIGKINDHEART]

@poohinpooh i just think it's best to be yourself but the only problem i have is talking to anyone in the first place, i find it really difficult

[SatinSunbeams]

I said "You have beautiful eyes..."

He said "Um.... thanks?"

Grrr Howcast

[AddictedGamer5]

@SatinSunbeams i would say the same thing lol id be like wtf ok?

[GreenMenExperience]

this video sucks. i know how to get chicks

[wwilliamsjr]

Me: You have beautiful eyes

Guy:What o.o

[spinwaffle1]

BUT WHAT IF I'M INCREDIBLY UGLY?

[traicachua96]

@bwnsaj what's watching pom?

[KaylaLoveYaLucas]

@traicachua96 aha...we have an user under 11 or 10

[JeanMachine17]

@KaylaLoveYaLucas lol your right

[PirateDuckyy]

I attacked a guys hair and demanded he make me gingersnaps, now were in love <3

[Witchpies]

Whatever you do; don't try to yell from afar "HEY YOU....YEAH YOU....What's your name??" ....I think he was trying to pick me up and impress his friends but I felt more like I was being picked on....not one of them was over 14....

[xaswain014]

413-497-0047

[AQfulmo]

"You have beautifull eyes!"

JUST GIVE ME A BEER!!!!!

[johnnyanddominic]

I would never turn down a date with a guy in a nice suit! mmm

[sincerlyurs123]

lol wat u like on ur pizza??? yea rite

[HentaiSexKitten]

ive used that "im going to be busy for the next few weeks " lline to

[bazinga1964]

@lovecantkeepquiet why do you have to be so annoying you have ruined my day if you want to see why the bible is stupid read mattuew 8:1-8

[account4info]

step 8: discuss lunch terms

[lifedeathandinternet]

is it just me or does he have plucked eyebrows?? and why is this recommened im a chick lol

[maliyaxxxx]

Looking for a date try mysocialfriend com

[72oh]

or im gonna be busy for the next few weeks means im fucking busy for the next few weeks?

[EmperorNaman]

it is a british accent speaking but they're in an american bar

[jumanji321]

@EmperorNaman It's actually Australian.

[lokeradekadente81]

I would take you to dinner but I just purchased a sweet eighth sack of weed.

[fbomb1995]

@lokeradekadente81 very well put lol

[raulbarrientos007]

sick bass

[Nonso987]

Hi any gurl

[tmtpuppylove]

@Nonso987 wow! haha

[Nonso987]

Hi any gurl

[1233supernina]

this doesn't apply to lil wayne does it? :*(

[linkin233]

@bwnsaj you dirty bastard

[V1andonlySEAN]

I find rohypnol works best.

[herojeen]

Can't I just use Chloroform

[pickles772]

you will need: a cool accent..

[iAm21122112]

Telling him he has beautiful eyes works better than offering to buy him a beer. Why not just get him drunk, bring him home, take off his bra, rip off his panties, and finger his man-gina???

[jacobskates35080]

whats sexual innuendo

[account4info]

@jacobskates35080 example: if you were playing golf and a girl asked you if you wanted to play the 19th hole that would be a sexual innuendo.

[ChocoCharlot]

DINNAH!

[Daniel39363]

@ChocoCharlot POT-NUH

[lokokokoize]

eagles suck!

[UncleDubbie]

No, seriously, I am busy for the next few weeks

[TheNekoStrawberry]

@UncleDubbie If you were you wouldn't be watching howcast.

[ImKyzN]

@UncleDubbie 200th like

[CrazyPiker]

what's a pahdna?

[ArsenalProFan]

wtf is a Dinaa ?

[wassoncrane]

meagan fox here i come.

[xzvzcxvxzvxz]

What's your favorite pizza topping?

[MyHoopy]

Another interesting free website getting a lot of attention nowadays is royaldate.co.uk

It is getting new members every minutes.

[rohanhenkash]

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[LilEdrftgify]

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[TheSim1derful]

The whole dinner thing is kind of bullshit. If I like you and you ask me out for coffee, I'm fucking going for coffee!!

[SkyBennett1]

1. Learn to respect women

2. Don't be a dick

Mission Accomplished

[dewsqavfckmu]

Russian wives waiting gettop5.info

[standardbearer]

Almost every one of these type of videos tells us to "BUY HER DINNER!".

Girls, are you that hungry, don't you know any good places to eat, or cannot afford it?

[Domi81456]

those two look like a good couple...

[itsaLia]

why is this on my recommendation? lol

[iBallCreature]

@itsaLia cuz you need it........ LOL JK JK

[LessThanThreeShow]

Better than buying him a beer?!?!?! What kinda guys were they talkin to?!?!

[viniciusb]

So, have your first date on a roller coaster and don't forget to ask your quirky question on your way up and yell her name on your down.

[hekyah]

freaking hilarious but helpful

[SloterMFmeyer]

Buying her dinner means: I think you are a whore and I will buy you food for sex.

[2chankchank]

who watches this junk?

[vitaani]

@2chankchank Ummm.......you? (and me, and at least 300 others) what's THAT say about the state of society?

[2chankchank]

@vitaani someone made me watch this video i wouldn't watch this by myself. and i'm not saying that i have trouble getting girl since i'm a guy....

[2chankchank]

@vitaani someone made me watch this video, i wouldn't watch it by myself. and i'm not having trouble to get a date.....

[freelyricsman]

@2chankchank you did

[2chankchank]

@freelyricsman i guess but no one use these tips ( atleast i don't) i don't anyone who does use it, it would be lame if a guy uses this

[COLORmyWORLD822]

i went to our newlove.com and it had THE BESSTTT dating tips!!! i suggest reading "the code" it was my favorite article :) OH, and ultimatums ladies talk abhout good advice! there was stuff about how to get a date too check it out!!

[Piitsi]

don't waste your money on a dinner. too formal, boring and expensive. it's better to just ask the number and call her/him the next day or the day after. arrange something fun and cheap.

[veothrax]

@Piitsi Yeah just not on a First

Thats why i dont like picking up in a bar

[MrRobsheff]

Open with ''Do you do pot noodle?''

[HellesBringer]

That's it! From now on, I'll dedicate the rest of my life as a mad scientist and try to destroy the world because I know I'll never have a girlfriend! You had your chances, now it's my turn to play the Devil.

[Kocaz69]

Oh wow this is great really. Unbelievably awesome tips. If you get these down right, you can get anyone. I approve! :D

[TheShamanWay]

Yes remember her name  lol That's a big one....trust me!

[itsbaseball]

what a bunch of bullshit

[mistermeka]

@itsbaseball i agree

[Fuice1]

Talk to her and be yourself and ask her out... isnt harder then that

[Waz268]

that does not work.

[Fuice1]

@Waz268 Yes it does...

[valdiboy1]

wer in d midle of recession f the dinner go for a drink! GUYS!

[brwnhoney]

to be honest if a woman isnt into you, or shes just a bitch i dont think these will work lol

[voivodian09]

So if you look like Belushi(this guy) then you'll get a date? Hahaha!

[inthepaint007]

Drunk is good but make sure you smell good too....

[kellypham11]

????/

[TheEyesOFsilence]

Yeah Right Just Get Her Drunk

[killergulle21]

hahaha yh just get her drunk thats the easy way

[hfdpayner]

@TheEyesOFsilence works a treat doesnt it

[aja4079]

@TheEyesOFsilence What if it's a woman trying to get a date with a guy?

[TheEyesOFsilence]

@aja4079 They can call me :P

[lucyisme996]

sounds like an aussie

[sonoroustripleh]

but what if u really r desperate?

[poetryiscool]

manspeak? I want to know more manspeak

[myladykaterina]

)))

[nuclearthreat545]

I can't remember this shit!

[tomporker]

Stay away from sexual innuendo? WTF, seriously?

[EasternCalifornia]

wanna make a million?

a million babies that is

[AmyJayn]

lmfao wat?

[ZachLovesDinner]

@tomporker

yeah girls my age like my sex jokes ")

[LordHines420]

great howcast! yeah i try and ask girls to go to metal concerts cuz i want them to confuse their love of the music for me lol. so true....

[nintendy]

Not good.. What if somebody confessed to a murder!? LOL : - )

[loveisreality]

hahaha wow

[teemuruskeepaa]

I don't believe any of this shit. Mistakes must be allowed during chats and they should be corrected. Talking is not a ticket to closer relationship but just for friendship. Friendships should be free and mean regular meeting. Sexual relationships are based on friendships. No one has the right to reject a person on the basis of a chat.

[teemuruskeepaa]

And coffee house approaching should be welcomed and used commonly for meeting new people, not dividing people into classes of good and bad, you morons

[teemuruskeepaa]

Women are sexist, if they think that an approaching man tries to seduce them. And men are sexist if they think that women look so good as to seduce them.

[FoxyVideoGirl1]

I got all that was provided. But I still don't have a date..

[ewtasha510]

*goes on date with you*

Here you go!

[FoxyVideoGirl1]

Thanks.

[abitesizedcow]

maybe because you come up with usernames like "FoxyVideoGirl"....

[FoxyVideoGirl1]

What's that's suppose to mean?

[katebarmotina]

LOL. good one :)

[itachijsReturns]

EAGLES 4 THE WIN!

[StevoElsupremo]

tell the girl her hips remind you of your buick, that'll get em

[emosux94]

why yes, yes i am.

[FoxyVideoGirl1]

Yes, you're what?

[emosux94]

yes, i'm into rockabilly.

[crazygirlsmallworld]

ahahahah "woo them" XD

[bulbadox]

don't try this, they forgot to put the disclaimer.

[ppp9922]

"i thought this video was entertaining but not helpful"

is man speak for

"this video suck!!!!!"

[devorahacts]

Hat is a bad idea.

[tubedud1]

yea the hat was like gay and stuff and he shouldt have a hat all to get here

[drumraider]

i bet a bad hair day

[tubedud1]

yea maby

[cowgirl5155]

Wow youtube comment fights usually end in everyone getting really really mad =P

[santajimi]

What is your favourite pizza topping?! That must have been in USA. :P

[babycakesjk]

step 5 was kinda fucked up

[G4Vegan]

That guy was actually kinda cute.

[m0jeezy13]

one survey?

[nuffzx]

nice eyebrows gayfag

[Italianoooo2001]

Good Help! Thankyou for the video........

[AlcohollifuckincA]

"I'm going to busy for the next couple of weeks"

lmfao its true! xD

[glockfather16]

i'd rather the beer than a nice eye remark

[piscesguy92]

lmao.

[MasterOuiukiske]

"I'm going to busy for the next couple of weeks." could also mean; "I'm going to busy for the next couple of weeks."

[santajimi]

No. If you like the girl you´ll cancel everything for the next couple of weeks. :P

[MasterOuiukiske]

Unless its one of those things that you CAN'T cancel... like work.