The Truth about GOD HAND...

[MrDaryous145]

God Hand is on the Ps3 Network

[PenanceOmega]

I call this the greatest video game review ever. If not, it's definitely up there. Make more!

[darkoni12398]

God I want a ps3 remake of this game....with a few extra features and a level select option........would be perfect

[Bananamatic]

I beat this shit on hard

AND I GREW A FUCKING BEARD

FIVE TIMES

[DrWhiggs]

Lurr memes.

[TreetopYodeler]

This is one of my favorite games. I know how lame this sounds, but I can't beat Angra. He should be easy, but I just keep getting killed. And that's what makes this game so great.

[kazuyasays]

@TreetopYodeler Still stuck dude?

[TreetopYodeler]

@kazuyasays No, I beat the game months ago. Thanks for the concern, though. =P

[KrimsinYT]

Fucking manliest game on Earth. To beat it you have to eat red meat every day, punch bears to death and break a hole in a brick wall with your dick. To name a few minor examples.

[sirleibl1]

Figure that shit out! LOL!

[LordTeisel]

Holy shit. I was the guy that wrote the post. And three years later, I still stand by that statement.

Not exactly anonymous though. I'm actually a tripfag named Donkey Kong.

[AnonymousXXXXXX]

@LordTeisel HAHAHAH. Small world. :)

[PepperoniStu]

IGN: 3/10 LOL

Holy 8.8, Batman!

[sh1tpickle]

@LordTeisel haha donkey you faggot

[GilbertSmith]

@LordTeisel Yeah!

[Matezoide]

does anyone know how much God Hand sold?

[AnonymousXXXXXX]

@Matezoide Not enough. :/

[Matezoide]

i know T_T

[kobaltx]

...Glorious.

[LetsComment]

I LOVE IT!

[gokujr93]

This game is pretty badass. I remember playing this about a year ago and it was actually quite addicting. I played that shit until I beat it. Rofl

[jap0112]

I want a sequel to this great game TTçTT

[downphoenix]

LMAO.

I never played this game but it does look quite interesting, watched some LPs of it from Dinosomething, I forgot the name, but he was Retsupuraed and after that I checked it out.

[SpazzMaster8705]

best...review...EVER!!!

[shocker278]

too true

[fejjJeff]

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY AT /V/.

[SearchingForRinoa]

God damn you God Hand, why can't I quit you?!

[AnonymousXXXXXX]

2/10

[april2nd1992]

sooo.... why did you search for this video and then comment on it?

get your own life first, then you can tell others what to do

[Masterheart]

Capcom was a fucking idiot for dropping clover, WHERES VIEWTIFUL JOE 3 CAPCOM?

[gfgtrjgfymtu]

"Make like a banana and go kill yourself"

Laughed my ass off when I saw that

[BraveUlysses01]

Me too! But yeah, everything in that quote rang true. Oh the fun of thinking I was doing ok and then getting creamed by a demon...

[luvtehcomix]

y'know who's a pussy? capcom. apparently re5 is based in the most multicultural african village ever. they need to take a hint from clover and stop giving a shit about stupid-ass complaints.

[NarpytheCrimeDog]

Capcom gets 9000+ bonus points for Monster Hunter, so they can have a few flukes.

[luvtehcomix]

okay, apparently they're idiots, too. they try to alleviate the accusations by throwing in more diverse civilians, only to shoot themselves in the foot with the whole war-paint/grass skirts/spears thing...

[VendavalEste]

Rules 1 and 2.

[AnonymousXXXXXX]

They only apply to /b/.

Also, need I remind you that they were never deemed official, anyway?

[JetBoomy]

time for you to eat a dick.

[VendavalEste]

Uuuuuuuhuh.

[NarpytheCrimeDog]

Uhmmm. Now-a-days, mentioning rules 1 and 2 is the same thing as breaking them. Go fuck yourself and stop thinking Anon is srs bsnss

[verlorenrivets]

Nice narration. I've still gotta kick your ass in Steel Battalion.

[lpenrike]

youre getting frustrated? go play god of wimps lol XD

youre awesome dude XD

[CTStyles31]

TOUGH SHIT PUSSY MAN

[DaemonCross]

greatest game. One of the greatest fucking games I've ever played.

great review

[raikou247]

nice game review lol...

[SkaiCyan]

Yep. That about sums up this game. This game has kicked my ass sooooooooo many times. lol

[weichiang]

I know it has kicked my ass more times than any other game! Hell! Even if it gets frustrating sometimes its still a really good game.

RIP Clover.

DAMN NO MORE VIEWTIFUL JOE (and Okami too)!

[bolllzack]

this game rock's and it already gotten a "cult classic" label. and it's not so hard, if we don't count the last boss. he was pretty hard to kill

[luvtehcomix]

sorry dude, but the last boss was a pussy. even on hard mode, he's just so slow. unless you meant azel, he was really tough and really fun.

[bolllzack]

i just found angra difficult, maybe i had a bad combos, or something.

[luvtehcomix]

maybe you're right, it's just that after beating hard mode, i somehow became ridiculously fast at the game, and i tend to hold everything to that standard, sorry.

[Minifisen]

awesome review! i love this game too ^^

[JMIRULEZ]

tough shit pussy man

[kirbykiller4]

I wonder who made them change the boxart.

My copy of the game just has the fist going to the right of the guys face,instead of going through his mouth.

Pussies.

[ShademanSigma]

Fuck yes, finally got this game.

[DieselGorrila]

HELL YES GOD HAD FTW

[DarkHarpuia]

And this anonymous is the most awesomest guy ever.

[ManlytearsUK]

FUCK YEAH

[OmnileoneS]

Kickin' your ass!

[Urmean15]

My style is impetuous.

[Bigboss1115]

My defenses are impregnable.

[luvtehcomix]

I'm Alexander the great!

[Bigboss1115]

You're not Alexander.

[luvtehcomix]

What a pain in the behind!

[Bigboss1115]

That's too bad cause "I'm not hurt"

[luvtehcomix]

Are you really a man?

[Bigboss1115]

No habla ingles, pendejo. (BTW, you almost got me there)

[luvtehcomix]

More than one of you should be enjoying this!

[Bigboss1115]

Oooh, you're giving me goosebumps!(BTW, Yes I know what I said and who said it!)

[luvtehcomix]

Such a sexy man! Just my type!

[Bigboss1115]

I'm not that kind of guy!

[luvtehcomix]

I've never been so embarrassed!

[Bigboss1115]

I've got a killer hand!

[luvtehcomix]

I've got a killer hand1

[Bigboss1115]

Naaaaah! You're gonna get it!

[luvtehcomix]

You're gonna get it!

[Bigboss1115]

Quit imitating me!

[luvtehcomix]

Quit imitat-nehnehneh!.. ah, this is dumb.

[Bigboss1115]

Uhh, You just don't understand women!

[luvtehcomix]

Don't run away like a little girl!

[Bigboss1115]

Random Monk #1: AHHHHHHH!!!!

Random Monk #2: Kicking your ass!!

[luvtehcomix]

CRASH!! Time to die!

[Temjin707]

YOUR the GOD haaaand?

[luvtehcomix]

So, you've come to kill me too, huh!?

[Bigboss1115]

Finally, a boss fight(s).

[luvtehcomix]

Listen big guy, you can wax-on-wax-off all you like. I'm still kickin' your ass!

[Bigboss1115]

MMMMM. Get ready, 'cause I'm really gonna give it to yo-YAAAAAHHHHHH!

[luvtehcomix]

H-hey, you're the big, nice hero guy, right? How about giving me a h-hand here?!

[Bigboss1115]

Come on, come on, come on!

[luvtehcomix]

Oh, I'll help you out, alright...

[Bigboss1115]

Mmmm, you really gave it to me, alright.

[luvtehcomix]

so long, fatboy...

[Bigboss1115]

Will you treat the bodies with some RESPECT?

[luvtehcomix]

Now you're gonna have to bury me yourself.

[Bigboss1115]

I'm so hungry. I think I'm gonna ...starve.

[luvtehcomix]

What's wrong? You on a tight budget?

[Bigboss1115]

You gotta do what you gotta do.

[luvtehcomix]

I need medicine for my daughter. (random)

[Bigboss1115]

Being held hostage by poison Chihuahuas. How embarrassing.

[luvtehcomix]

Sucks to be him...

[Bigboss1115]

You again? You know, stalkers aren't really popular with the ladies.

[luvtehcomix]

This one goes out to all the ladies out there! I think you all know this song!

[Bigboss1115]

So, what is it today?

[luvtehcomix]

Oh, I know! You came to pay for her lessons, didn't you?

[Bigboss1115]

Oh come on. Don't tell me a big guy like you has a thing for that hyperactive nympho.

[luvtehcomix]

I hear that Shannon is into big guys...

[NinjaRick1]

The only bitch that needs training here is you.

[IntricationZ]

i am the 10,001st viewer XD

[Spav89]

Truer words have never been spoken. Fags can go and play wii music for all I care, meanwhile I'll sit here and kick the shit out of this guy like I'm the fist of the motherfucking north star ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT­!!

[zweihand]

The Wii is getting MadWorld, though, which is like a spiritual successor to God Hand. 'bout damn time the Wii got another good game, I've been holding my breath since No More Heroes and Blastworks.

[currentgodhandowner]

WHHOOOOOOT!!!...HOKUTO NO KEN!

[darkoni12398]

I love both this game and this video!!!

[DemonTaki]

damn fuck this game, this was one of the graetest game i ever played, so fuck this game, cuz its so damn great.

[Rikuo86]

Fuck all nex gen eyecandy crap! God Hand is the King as far as im concerned. Clover Studios made the best damn game ever. And it was about beating the shit out of people. Hooray for simple idea and fucking amazing execution.

[DaNTeSpArDA2345]

The difficulty is supposed to lure people into doing their best in completing the fu**ing game! I mean whenever I get beaten what comes through my mind is "I AM GONNA FUC**NG KILL YOU YOU BASTARD DEMON!!!" and I DO kill it...again...and again...and again...and--WTF!? I hope you get the point! ^_^

[ifrit1611]

godhand is bad-ass!

-funny no-sense

-lots of jokes

-lots of asses to kick :D

[luvtehcomix]

i've never played KH, i really liked twilight princess (though looking back, it could have been better). but i gotta say, i absolutely loved okami. in the same way that if a game is hard, that doesn't mean it sucks, just because a game is easy, that doesn't mean it sucks either... you just appreciate different games for different reasons. i love god hand because it's a ridiculous challenge (and it's ridiculously weird), and i love okami because of the story, style, characters, and art design...

[shithoagie]

dude, i work at a gamestop....this is what we need. we need freedom of speech completely advocated, and non-blocked internet connections so that shit like this can be shown to the retarded masses.

also, kingdom hearts 1: camera 2 feet in your colon, while donald chugs potions like a guido at a club suckin down red bull & vodka all night. so easy - i'm not kidding - i beat it by accident.

kingdom hearts II: camera 15 miles away, no platforming, jam square till see triangle, hit triangle.

[darkgodofdeath]

Amen.

[RaiohTheHunter]

Finally, someone other than me hates Kingdom Hearts.

[DarkWolfStudio]

That game is awesome!

[Azaisdaking]

Ah, ye olde videogame elitism. Its videos like this that make me ashamed to enjoy gaming in general.

[NarpytheCrimeDog]

The point of this video was to be humorous... Way to miss the point.

[ChrisADG]

God Hand is fucking great.

[stafax]

This game is awesome. I think I bought it for like $8 brand new, I can't quite remember. But either way, it was practically a steal for such a low price I paid for such an awesome game.

[zweihand]

Enjoy your AIDS, I bet you play shitty games like Kingdom Hearts and Halo. gb2 your casual shit.

[AnonymousXXXXXX]

Yes, they do. Example: "Kingdom Hearts was a shitty excuse for an action game." What's so hard to grasp about that?

[overlordashura]

You sir....... Are fucking awesome!

[ShademanSigma]

Are you the Fullmetal Alchoholic?

[zweihand]

That's a possibility.

[vicepresidentfru1tly]

We need more games with difficulty like this.

[betonman9]

TRUTH

[SG79]

The game's combat is extremely well designed, and the challenge level is appropriate and never gets cheap unless you don't know anything about the system. Similar to NG Black or Sigma. The only difference is that those games had big budgets

People need to stop equating real life courage to beating hard video games. It's stupid, though a bit funny.

Little known fact about Mikami (this game's director) is that he's a huge fan of GOW. The right stick's use for dodge was inspired from there.

[Muffincakeswithsugar]

I am proud to own my copy

[LeadTester]

10/10

[dsagentutube]

I agree with everything that guy said.

[RocMegamanX]

God Hand IS a tough game, even ON Easy and I beat it once before.

I shudder at Normal and Hard though. What about the Kick Me sign thing? I thought that was only a one-time deal?

[zweihand]

You keep the kick me sign on your back as long as you meet all of the following requirements:

1. Don't go in Town. (no buying new moves)

2. Don't die.

3. Don't use any Roulette attacks.

4. Don't use the God Hand.

It's possible to BEAT THE GAME within the above criteria. Freaky, huh?

[Wolfwood824]

You can go to the shop and buy new moves (as well as do the arena), though some people do add that limitation on top of KMS, as well.

[Zerlot]

"Make like a banana and kill yourself" ROFLMFAO

[MasterVenik]

Ok, I agree totally with this video, the game can become hard as hell, but thats the beauty of it, how many of us have been playing games for years and it now becomes incredibly simple to beat stuff like God of War where even your parents can beat it?

Well this game says fuck you to pansies who think God of War is hard and give you a REAL challenge and is fun, something a game SHOULD be!

[Golrend]

What a load! That game was easy as could be.

[zweihand]

Video of you completing the Kick Me Sign Challenge or it didn't happen.

[AkiraFudou]

iawtc

[666wrathofheaven666]

I love the game and this video lol

[currentgodhandowner]

LMFAO...this game is BADAZZ.......

[1189754]

you should make more vids :D

[NotHomelessAnymore]

Lol, this just sums up the whole point of games. Fantastic.

[Shintai123]

This game is fucking epic, fuck the reviewers, they dont know what they're talking about. The game doesnt hold your hand at all and reviewers bitch and moan about that and see them as faults, which is nothing short of moronic.

[Saur]

Reviewers get on my tits, they do what they do as a JOB yet they still have a laughable lack of expertise. I work 2 jobs to get by and don't get as much time for gaming as I would like but even so I was able to completely suss out the God Hand system in a few short sessions and ended up playing for months. EVERYTHING they bitch about is due to their own lack of gaming talent and unwillingness to learn. It's definetly one of my favourite games, I don't need these muppets to tell me what to enjoy.

[Shintai123]

Exactly, the reviewrs dont know what they're talking about half the time. This game was awesome, and they said it sucked only because they suck at the game themselves like you said. Some games are just really misunderstood and go overlooked because some people are too narrow-minded to try something diffrent.

[Shintai123]

Dude, gtfo. If everyone thought bags of shit were cool, that doesn mean they're right. Before Christopher Columbus proved the world was round everyone thought it was flat, just because alot of people agree on something, that DOES NOT make them right and your a fucking sheep if you think this is true. You think anyone can "rape" me for liking the games I like just becuase they dont? Your wrong and your the one that needs to reavaluate, not me, think for yourself, not others think for you, dumbass

[Shintai123]

Wow, your idiocy knows no bounds. I hope you were kidding about the world not being round because that is the single most stupidest thing I have ever heard. I dont need pictures to prove the world is round, LOOK AT THE FUCKING SKY, why would everything else in the universe be round and earth be a flat fucking board that goes on endlessly!? Your logic FAILS.

[flamingotaku]

How do you even know there is anything else in the universe? The stars could just be painted on. If you've never been to it and seen it with your own eyes than you don't know it's real. I do believe I just won. Yay me!

[Shintai123]

.......if your going to debate with me, be serious, otherwise your wasting my time, now unless you decide to put another comment with some INTELLIGENCE, then this is the last comment, good bye.

[shurikenlight]

Wow...that sounded real intelligent. (sarcasm)

[flamingotaku]

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because you can't come up with a decent comeback.

[Gekko135]

to find an arguement like this in a video about godhand (great game) is beyond me

[shurikenlight]

Oh I can come up with a decent comeback, but people would see it as cruelty to a being of lesser intelligence...

[flamingotaku]

So stop bragging about it and do it.

[slforce]

SS, or it never happened XD

[TheNintendhoe]

This should have been a commercial for God Hand.

[shurikenlight]

Ditto

[ReverendLeistungs]

The greatest video game company of all time does it again!