I'm at the debate nationals right now, and this video made me crack up! I wish that debate could really be like this :). I'm super sick of debating topicality or kritiks or impact calculus. it seems like we never do case debate this year :(..... its always politics DAs, spending DAs, and T
You have two ears but one tongue, so listen twice as much as you speak,
for unless you admit that ignorance is not bliss, but merely ignorance, then you are claiming that our posturings, our imagined self-importance, is not some delusion that we have a privileged position in the universe.
that is a way of undermining the other side's confidence in his argument (and gets him to question his knowledge). it might be good to win an argument by hindering his ability to refute your arguments, but if your arguments lack actual facts, then you could be damaging your credibility.
The only way to win a debate is just not to debate. Debating is for losers. Well, debating is SOMETIMES for losers and its mostly ad nauseam material noone actually cares about anyway.
Srcew Latin,it was never used better than when it was spun into English.til then it just sat there.ex.spanish .El caro asul.the car blue.WHERE'S THE CONJUNCTION?eNGLISH IS THE GREATEST and something means nothing til Americans incorporate into existence.When you met someone like me & try to sound smart w/ your Latin words,especially the big ones,I know it's just a short while before I cuss 'em out & if your're persistent in proving to be the smarter u might have to whup me too.Now that's debate.
* Where would you put a conjunction in the phrase "El carro azul" or "The blue car." ? Do you even know what a conjunction is?
* Apparently you know nothing about Spanish literature, specially from the Golden Century ONWARDS. What about the language of so many new world countries? Spanish just did not sat there.
* Why is English the greatest? It would still be nothing had it not been for the force and economic empire of the US to the world.
English is nothing but an ambiguous language. 99.99% of English speakers don't even know how to speak it correctly. Case and point, kaadauwgg doesnt know what a conjunction is and chances are he doesn't know what a contraction is either. I wouldn't debate with people who claim English is great because they don't know anything about it, if they do, they wouldn't claim such a thing.
@gagothesith oh wow, I guess I can't construct a coherent argument because I skipped a few words. I'm sorry, how dare I speaking the truth about English. It's the most perfect and sophisticated language. Oh put an S is but not there, this one is silent over here but not there and this "i" is long over here not there and oh how about this, the past tense of read is read but we pronounce it as "red" and dream is dream but pronounce as "drem" how stupid is that.
@moniequa According to what, your statistics? And why is English ambiguous?
If English is an ambiguous language, what else did you mean when you said, "English is an ambiguous language? Or, does that sentence have some other meaning? Thanks, this it was a pleasure communicating with you on this lovely, quiet, soft, and metaphysical; rapturous, not loud, delicate and spiritual night.
@unfathomableinquiry, without looking on line, can you tell how many tenses we have in English? Without looking on line, can you define past perfect tense or past conditional tense?
@moniequa On one hand, you have no chance at winning here - this is an argument not a negotiation! On the other hand, I actually have reputable credentials, so please, don't test my linguistic skills.
@unfathomableinquiry, I think I just won the argument because you couldn't answer my questions. It's okay if you don't know English grammar, I simply want to point out that English grammar is ambiguous and convoluted even for people who claim to be English experts. Your silence only confirmed my opinion that you are one of those who don't know grammar.
With debates like this with all parties firmly denying their general ignorance, have you ever gotton to a conclusion? Oh, and the Latin part may be incredibly risky here, unless you speak to someone studying engineering or computer science most people have so much of a notion of Latin to notice made-up phrases.
*Chuckle*
CNETZebur 2 weeks ago
this is retarded. lol
admiral245453 6 months ago
Hilarious!
MisterScottishPerson 6 months ago
Wait this isn't debating, this is Bull sh*tting your opponent!
Still works though, thanks.
ThatHaloGuy117 6 months ago
funny and informative video!!
Serpico261 7 months ago
Lol.
TheAussieStew 10 months ago
Funny how University of the West Indies beat y'all asses :)
chrisjama 10 months ago
hey thanx!
91Sannie 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
berlin45ers 1 year ago
Thank you so much for teaching!
Greetings from Germany;
LMAO, and you know that:
Mens sana, in Campari Soda!
kleenex3000 1 year ago
oh gosh, this video just made me crack up laughing! i'm studying for a debate tomorrow...thanx for the tips lol
JMED04 1 year ago
nice vid..i'm actually team captain of our debate team.. ^_^
mia16centeno1 1 year ago
@mia16centeno1 now we know where the captain got his debating skills :-)
Serpico261 7 months ago
"It seems like sometimes, the consequences matter". I could still mount an argument agains that, but I doubt I'd convince many.
Good video.
ralph435z 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
I'm at the debate nationals right now, and this video made me crack up! I wish that debate could really be like this :). I'm super sick of debating topicality or kritiks or impact calculus. it seems like we never do case debate this year :(..... its always politics DAs, spending DAs, and T
Next year will be fun though! War.....
JadeDragon777 1 year ago
You have two ears but one tongue, so listen twice as much as you speak,
for unless you admit that ignorance is not bliss, but merely ignorance, then you are claiming that our posturings, our imagined self-importance, is not some delusion that we have a privileged position in the universe.
Debate is over.
unfathomableinquiry 1 year ago
jajajaja this is really funny!... so true
lionmen93 2 years ago
this is shit.
you're talking crap.
pootools 2 years ago
ha this is good.
poopyfacemcgee9 2 years ago
HELPFUL!
Rhiiannaxx 2 years ago
youre sweet. nice video.
0340324 3 years ago
Thats Good!!!!!
sdliger 3 years ago
good stuff!
itr707 3 years ago
this is hilarious man...some of it would really work though thats what makes it so funny. clever
OptimusOpus 3 years ago 2
that is a way of undermining the other side's confidence in his argument (and gets him to question his knowledge). it might be good to win an argument by hindering his ability to refute your arguments, but if your arguments lack actual facts, then you could be damaging your credibility.
jjjalmood 3 years ago
Thanks for putting this vid up but I dont debate its not wise, however we must be prepared to help people see the truth. I just downloaded this.
Extra2004 3 years ago
please tell me why you think that debating is not wise?
cruiserkid1 2 years ago
The only way to win a debate is just not to debate. Debating is for losers. Well, debating is SOMETIMES for losers and its mostly ad nauseam material noone actually cares about anyway.
quantomintomentum 3 years ago
DES VERITASES AOS DUACESS! XD
medleygirl 3 years ago
Srcew Latin,it was never used better than when it was spun into English.til then it just sat there.ex.spanish .El caro asul.the car blue.WHERE'S THE CONJUNCTION?eNGLISH IS THE GREATEST and something means nothing til Americans incorporate into existence.When you met someone like me & try to sound smart w/ your Latin words,especially the big ones,I know it's just a short while before I cuss 'em out & if your're persistent in proving to be the smarter u might have to whup me too.Now that's debate.
kaadauwgg 3 years ago
Hey, I think you were speaking off you ass.
* Where would you put a conjunction in the phrase "El carro azul" or "The blue car." ? Do you even know what a conjunction is?
* Apparently you know nothing about Spanish literature, specially from the Golden Century ONWARDS. What about the language of so many new world countries? Spanish just did not sat there.
* Why is English the greatest? It would still be nothing had it not been for the force and economic empire of the US to the world.
Facts?
kojakzeed 3 years ago
English is nothing but an ambiguous language. 99.99% of English speakers don't even know how to speak it correctly. Case and point, kaadauwgg doesnt know what a conjunction is and chances are he doesn't know what a contraction is either. I wouldn't debate with people who claim English is great because they don't know anything about it, if they do, they wouldn't claim such a thing.
moniequa 3 years ago
MONIEQUA
> people who claim [that] ___ is great don't know anything about it
> [because] if they do, they wouldn't claim such a thing
You're right about English speakers and their knowledge of the language--there's one who is unable to construct a coherent argument.
gagothesith 2 years ago
@gagothesith oh wow, I guess I can't construct a coherent argument because I skipped a few words. I'm sorry, how dare I speaking the truth about English. It's the most perfect and sophisticated language. Oh put an S is but not there, this one is silent over here but not there and this "i" is long over here not there and oh how about this, the past tense of read is read but we pronounce it as "red" and dream is dream but pronounce as "drem" how stupid is that.
moniequa 1 year ago
@moniequa Didn't you mean the past tense of dream is dreamed or dreamt?
katmeredith 1 year ago
@katmeredith, well don't ask me I'm not an English expert. Remember I was the first one to claim that English is convoluted and confusing.
moniequa 1 year ago
@moniequa According to what, your statistics? And why is English ambiguous?
If English is an ambiguous language, what else did you mean when you said, "English is an ambiguous language? Or, does that sentence have some other meaning? Thanks, this it was a pleasure communicating with you on this lovely, quiet, soft, and metaphysical; rapturous, not loud, delicate and spiritual night.
unfathomableinquiry 1 year ago
@unfathomableinquiry, without looking on line, can you tell how many tenses we have in English? Without looking on line, can you define past perfect tense or past conditional tense?
moniequa 1 year ago
@moniequa On one hand, you have no chance at winning here - this is an argument not a negotiation! On the other hand, I actually have reputable credentials, so please, don't test my linguistic skills.
unfathomableinquiry 1 year ago
@unfathomableinquiry, I think I just won the argument because you couldn't answer my questions. It's okay if you don't know English grammar, I simply want to point out that English grammar is ambiguous and convoluted even for people who claim to be English experts. Your silence only confirmed my opinion that you are one of those who don't know grammar.
moniequa 1 year ago
that was a good watch... i gotta go start a debate with someone quick.
Claytrainor 3 years ago
...sophistry... casuistry.. Anyway, you have the makings of a good lawyer! Keep it up!
heraclitus007 3 years ago
Hah! Starting law school this August! Thanks for the comment!
S4FScotious 3 years ago
The semantics one is used often--it won't necessarily help you win all the time, but it can be a good strawman...;)
Mijaseev 3 years ago
Oh brilliant!! I love your little tips, they may come in handy in debates, even though most of it is exaggerated!
I will definitely be using that latin trick in a debate I have at Princeton next week too.
ZaidAbuhouran 3 years ago
These aren't tips, this man is taking the piss.
jebustheone 3 years ago
LOL! This is funny. Great Vid!
inobemixes 4 years ago
Wow, Scott, over 1,000 views. That's impressive, or, I should say, magnumus impressivus maximus.
I miss Oxford,
Travis Lambert
TheScholarBookWorm 4 years ago 2
Hey Travis, thanks for the comment! Nice use of Latin! ;)
PS - I miss Oxford too.
S4FScotious 3 years ago
he remindes me of the kid from malcom in the middle
mrdrillller 4 years ago
Interesting video~
shuja87 4 years ago
Hah, I like this.
ninjakay 4 years ago
No need to hate on Oxford. Did they deny you?
J1Goro 4 years ago
You're cute and funny!!
cipanlaknat 4 years ago
i took latin in junior high...all i remember is puella es parva..the girl is small..lol
KobyBlaine 4 years ago
A good guide. I love smart ass debaters almost as much as an intelligent audience.
mendelbot 4 years ago
With debates like this with all parties firmly denying their general ignorance, have you ever gotton to a conclusion? Oh, and the Latin part may be incredibly risky here, unless you speak to someone studying engineering or computer science most people have so much of a notion of Latin to notice made-up phrases.
LauraOx 4 years ago