He's so right about Disneyworld in August-been there and it gets so damn hot you can actually feel the asphalt in the parking lots getting squishy and after it rains there's so much steam that you can't see where you're driving!
It's 100 degrees out, with ninety-five percent humidity. What do you do when it's that hot? Oh, I don't know, let's take the big man out and WALK HIM!!!!!
@MutilatedBunny Yes he was. The series finale. He got mugged while Jerry and his friends just watched and cracked jokes. The soon got prosecuted for violating the Good Samaritan Law.
" get outta here you fat bastard" LMFAO. I'll never look at Mickey mouse the same again. XD
srt4inliny 2 weeks ago
GETOUTATHELINE
shello700 2 months ago
He's so right about Disneyworld in August-been there and it gets so damn hot you can actually feel the asphalt in the parking lots getting squishy and after it rains there's so much steam that you can't see where you're driving!
LFD254 4 months ago 2
"AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S FUCKIN' HOT?!"
fattybuccha72190 5 months ago 2
@fattybuccha72190 Yes, you dick.
CinosTheHedgehog2000 5 months ago
@CinosTheHedgehog2000 :P
fattybuccha72190 5 months ago
@fattybuccha72190 I was just making a joke by the way. Sorry if I offended you.
CinosTheHedgehog2000 5 months ago
@CinosTheHedgehog2000 No I knew you were joking. I laughed my ass off.
fattybuccha72190 5 months ago
@fattybuccha72190 hahaha nice.
CinosTheHedgehog2000 5 months ago
cindereler
CinosTheHedgehog2000 5 months ago
lets walk the shit out of him
yellowbook4 6 months ago
free willllly
killster21 6 months ago 2
i think this is the only time you'll ever hear him curse soo much! xD
ShreddaManiac314 6 months ago
Am I the only one who's fucking hot!!!!!!!
WinterKingdomWolves 7 months ago 3
its like my family reunion all over again!
bub1114 7 months ago
It's 100 degrees out, with ninety-five percent humidity. What do you do when it's that hot? Oh, I don't know, let's take the big man out and WALK HIM!!!!!
Stussmeister 9 months ago 4
I just saw him in NYC in April. He is sooo funny! I am going to Disney in May! lmao I love all his videos!
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508deb 9 months ago
5 people need to GET OUT OF THE LINE!
rubysapprald 9 months ago 2
well i wasn't leavin'
CinosTheHedgehog2000 9 months ago
were going on the epcot death march today.
TheKat6 10 months ago 3
I'm heading to Disney World this weekend. Every time I think if "Get up! We're going on the EPCOT Death March today!"...I can't stop laughing~
Griffis1969 10 months ago
"GET UP! WE'RE DOING THE EPCOT DEATH MARCH TODAY!" " AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S FUCKING HOT?!?!"
" GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
" THATS RIGHT UNCLE JOHN JUST KNOCKED OUT MICKEY!"
JessieSweetey 10 months ago 2
@JessieSweetey You fuckers are wierd
daroldb 10 months ago
The "huloo huloo get the fuck away" made me laugh so loud that my roommate woke up.
ibelieveihadahat 1 year ago 4
Miley Kick-out Mr. Mcmahon even Mickey Mouse (with John Pinette) and The Jonas!!! 0_O
joeymasong 1 year ago
that is so funny!
freon707 1 year ago
Miley Cyrus wouldn't drank KOLD-BEER >BC >_<" =_=
But THE ROCK sang When U wish upon a star... Make no diffrent "when U..."
joeymasong 1 year ago
"LETS WALK THE SHIT OUTTA 'IM!!"
kefka989 1 year ago 5
he is so funny
caininefriend 1 year ago
JULY.
steelstuddedknuckles 1 year ago
he is out of control !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !LMAO
ngml320 1 year ago
he is out of control !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO
ngml320 1 year ago
Billy Ray didn't saw last August -_-" but miley drank Kold Beer.. ~_~
joeymasong 1 year ago
miley cyrus worst joke ever 0_0'
joeymasong 1 year ago
GET UP WERE GOING ON THE EPCOT DEATH MARCH TODAY
redheadeddude219 1 year ago
haha 1:24 'I just lose my cherib-like demeanor in that heat!' hahaha
KentucKorean 1 year ago
Billy Ray & Miley even Devi worst voice of Mr. Pinette's Disgusting crapping Buffet (o_O). Evev the Jonas Bros. ^^, >.<, o_O, O.O, <.<;,
joeymasong 1 year ago
Miley Cyrus wouldn't heared this craping jokes >_< :(
joeymasong 1 year ago
This guy was on Seinfeld, right?
Thoralmir 1 year ago
@Thoralmir no?
MutilatedBunny 1 year ago
@MutilatedBunny Yes he was. The series finale. He got mugged while Jerry and his friends just watched and cracked jokes. The soon got prosecuted for violating the Good Samaritan Law.
Thoralmir 1 year ago
Other Chip or Dale gave me the finger.
So funny
AvrilLavigne917 1 year ago
ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIANS ALIVE. LIKE THIS IF YOU AGREE!
NearingTheEnd 1 year ago 46
hahahaa you could have roasted a chicken in there! hahahaa
EmiHalzAdawgVIDZ 1 year ago 2
either chip or dale gave me the finger...idk which one. LMFAO
babittinger 1 year ago 3
hoo hoo get the fuck away from me its to hot dont be hanging on me now look for a sighn that says cold beer ROFL!!!
KRONIKSNIPEZ108 1 year ago
LOL that is SO true about Disneyworld in the summer. It's like going to hell... =X
Physdelicdreaming 1 year ago 5
cindereller??haha!!
tatulover2120 1 year ago 4
@tatulover2120 That's the Boston accent.
astrophysics1997 1 year ago
Therrien50 is probably fat too!!! thats why he is making fun of soemone with diabetes
megatuber291 1 year ago
I've done the Epcot Death March,i go in november or december now. Love this guy! blue collar comedy plays this alot.
signofeth 1 year ago 2
he had to tone down the cussing this was taped in vegas
cavalierfan1995 1 year ago
he's really witty hes pretty smart.
koffeekage 1 year ago 4
That is wierd. He normally does not say the F word.
MrDragontamer2009 2 years ago 11
That's what I was thinkin.
MyxJunkxIsxYou 1 year ago 4
@MrDragontamer2009 ...yea....hes usually pretty calm.......who knows
chfe1 1 year ago
When he is REALLY pissed off! He will..lol
Smb081985 1 year ago
"Get up! We're going on the Epcot Death March today!"
"That's right Uncle John just knocked out Mickey, now go look for a sign that say's Cold Beer!"
"You coulda roasted a chicken between my thighs!"
I've actually been to Disney World in August and it wasn't too bad; not as bad as Arizonia in July!
purpleshamrock17 2 years ago 8
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purpleshamrock17 2 years ago
am i the only one thats fucking hot?!?! lol
mastermagician16 2 years ago 9
by far the funniest comiedian ever! ! !
EthanBurks 2 years ago 11
Cindereller
WinVistaUser2 2 years ago 8
i say, nay nay XD
MarlboroShinobi 2 years ago 7
Ooolah oolh oolah, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!
astrophysics1997 2 years ago 79
Get the fuck away from me, thats right uncle john knocked out Mickey
wannahuckaloogy5 2 years ago 5
"get outta here you fat bastard' - ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
juliench1 2 years ago 9
um yeah winnipeg manitoba is the coldest city in the world -50 celcius in the winter
gillybeanner 2 years ago
AM I THE ONLY ONE THATS FUCKEN HOT?! Love you johnny!
loadquicker 2 years ago 9
alberta has bad weather?! anybody live in manitoba? MUCH worse
BrockToews 2 years ago
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darkmind436825 2 years ago
dude i live in Alberta, Canada.. stop complaining about your "bad" weather. we have 2 months of summer..
midniteace2 2 years ago 2
ahahah same....we didn't even have 2 months, it was more like 2 weeks of sun and the rest was rain =/
ClickThisUser 2 years ago 2
maybe you should consider relocating then.
anj46907 2 years ago
This fat boy did the "Epcot Death March" last August... I TOTALLY understand what he says now!! :)
kedogn 2 years ago 13
this was funny as shit
fatboyphl 2 years ago 6
Mickey walked up to him and said "get out of here you fat bastard" had me screaming with laughter. This guy is awesome
celesteghostship 2 years ago 14
LMFAO this is the fucking funniest i have ever seen
hanctho12 2 years ago 5
"Am I the only one that's fuckin hot?" hahahaha and "That's right, Uncle John just knocked out Mickey" hahahahahaha
TwilightBaby1901 2 years ago 12
Micky walked up to me and said, "get out of here you fat bastard".......lol it had me in tears
Shabaa92 2 years ago 5
"Were going on the Epcot death march" BWAHAHAHAHAHA
HandsAreForRipping 2 years ago 3
3:25 is funny. "I walked in there i was like 'When u wish upon a star make no difference.'"
AJlaugh11 2 years ago
"That's right, Uncle John just knocked out Mickey. Now look for a sign that says 'cold beer.'"
TheAwesomeLEGOStudio 2 years ago
"Lets walk the shit out of him!"
"Either chip or dale gave me a finger, i do not know which one it was."
"My kidney's are failin and there not even sweating."
"Uncle John just punched Mickey, now find cold beer."
LMAO, this is the funniest John Pinette Video i have ever seen.
ABKH1234 2 years ago 4
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sadizney 2 years ago
I was a little chaffed! You coulda roasted a chicken in between my thighs!
Either Chip or Dale gave me the finger I don't know which!
ROTFL with tears in my eyes!
crimsonjenni 2 years ago 4
"Am i the only one thats fuckin hot!? Is it me? Whats wrong with you people!?...I lose my childlike demeanour in that heat"
nicksmithnicksmith6 2 years ago 7
cherub like demeanour
DHTIII 2 years ago 3
"Let's walk the shit outta him" ROFL!
Defined071 2 years ago
ROFLMFAO "get out of here you fat bastard
:P
bdixon401 2 years ago 3
bitch
Marine11267 2 years ago
I have literally marched the 'Epcot Death March' :)
Mhaga52 2 years ago 5
EPCOT death march...lmao....I took my wife and son to Disney last month and I labeled all of the EPCOT pictures...."Day 2 of the EPCOT death march"
Griffis1969 2 years ago 9
lmao!! he is so funny! he's like "get out of here you fat bastard"
no1neko 2 years ago 2
You got the UNCENSORED EDITION??
Where did you find it?
webhead37 2 years ago 2
oh i dont know lets take the big man out and walk him! lets walk the shit out of him!
TzekeT 2 years ago 5
"Who, who would - GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! It's too hot, don't be hanging on me!"
Nightmareclipsntunes 2 years ago 13
lets go on the epcot death march
drowndingpool 2 years ago 9
hilarious
psudeckacards 3 years ago 4
this stuff is too funny!!!! LMFAO!!! omg i love it!
rose0424 3 years ago 10
Am I the only one thats fucking hot?!?! is it me?! Whats wrong with you people?!?! im fuckin cryin!
Musicman1428 3 years ago 6
I Dont Think Its In The WDW Handbook.
toyinattic 3 years ago 4
lmao!!!! It's time for the Epcot death march
babyduck198718 3 years ago 13
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uMMm like O-M-G this is so stupid HAhahha
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browies 3 years ago
GET OUT OF HERE U FAT BASTARD!!! ROFL!
Therrien50 3 years ago 83
OMG that was fucking hilarious!
Marc516 2 years ago 2
who-who-who-get the fuck away from me!
Nightmareclipsntunes 3 years ago 13
LOL! "Either chip or dale gave me the finger...".
LOL!
awesomegamingwiki 3 years ago 8
This has been flagged as spam show
Isn't this suppose to be live video site ? Helloooooo chump.
rhino7 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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ozzy554 3 years ago
"hello hello get the fuck away from me!!!!!!!!"
custmizr 3 years ago 9
lmao..
the voice of mickey! XD "get otta here, you fat bastard..."
roboyurch88 3 years ago 6
Love John Pinette! "I lose my cherub-like demeanor." HA!
buggoff 3 years ago 5
"Going on the Epcot death march, c'mon it's your vacation!" LOL
vindicate28 3 years ago 4
now look for a sign that says cold beer
bobtreestump 3 years ago 4
LMFAO!! "Am I the only one that's fucking hot? What's wrong with you people?"
Tara2372 3 years ago 10
Lol, "Get outta here you fat bastard!" --Mickey. Lol.
loadquicker 3 years ago 9
HAHAHA That's right! Uncle John just punched out Mickey!!!!!!!!!
galgano90 3 years ago 7
"... wadda you do when its that hot??? OH, i dunno, lets take the big man out and WALK HIM, LETS WALK THE SHIT OUTTA HIM
hotrodkid7 3 years ago 5
Lmfao this is my favorite part of show me the buffet. this guy is so funny.
Natman1337 3 years ago 3
Get the fuck away from me!
ZcNLOCKnLOAD 3 years ago 5
"I was a little chaffed..."
Goldbond is the best!
brdrew 3 years ago
"Let's take the big man out and WALK HIM!"
Oh my god, that's great. XDD
Totally know the pain of being walked in August T_T
marlychanxi 3 years ago 7
"I'm the only one who's fucking hot?"
Dareman15 3 years ago 5
Let's take the big man out and WALK HIM!!
freakoffreaks145 3 years ago 5
Let's take the big man and walk him" I was fucking dying!
Dareman15 3 years ago
"you coulda roasted a chicken between my thighs" that paints a pretty picture...*throws up*
lilmonwns 3 years ago 4
Lol he's not wanting you to visualize his thighs.
Shipper08 3 years ago
Where did you get the uncut version of "Disneyworld" I only had the edited version of "Show me the Buffet"
Gradyz033 3 years ago
Mickey walks up to me and goes; "Get outta here you fat bastard!" ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
thunderstruck665 3 years ago 3
My favorite part is when John speaks like Mickey Mouse at the end of the video.
truckboy122 3 years ago 7
what?
SSVCloud 3 years ago
but lala-chan worst nightmare ever
joeymasong 3 years ago