Greatest phone a friend on who wants to be a millionaire

[00belief00]

thats not the only thing he can do in 30 sec

[Jaruvang]

at the beginning i swear they were talking about his weight.

[itztony316]

When he said pounds I thought he was just being a douche to the guy.

[GitSomeBtch]

are British people retarded?

[BrightStar5972]

Bloody accent, mate! Good on ya!

[MrChamber69]

I didn't understand anything but I think this man is lucky

[Whootirule]

"...I think it's that."

"Yes."

[ShokuaK]

Nah; the best phone a friend ever was the one where they guys went over the answers so quickly they had ten seconds left for smalltalk.

[GarrettH10]

God dammit Lois

[spankyOkalihan2056]

thats fucken clutch right thurr

[Snoutmasta]

I think the last thing this man needs is more pounds.

[wes55463]

did you take my stapler?

[darcman0]

okay, regardless of how hard it is to hear him spell with his accent, the fact that he's missing well over half of his front teeth would make it very difficult to say anything no matter what dialect you have. Hope he got some dental work done with the 125k.

[thealmightyzephyr]

Worst, or best? He got shit done, and got it right.

[Dakota10999]

what did you film this with? a tuna salad?

[skater819]

@Dakota10999 A Tuna Salad has no motion capture components designed into it. How the fuck would you expect him to film something with a god damn Tuna Salad? Are you a Moron?

[nautyhottie2]

yes i'd like to order the double whopper thats: dee oh you bee el ee duble you eych oh pee pee ee ar. lol

[TrellsoAmazing928]

so what kind of toaster did you record this with???

[KyypProductions]

@TrellsoAmazing928 Worst of the year 1987 edition.

I recognize the quality.

[ZetaSimsoy]

@TrellsoAmazing928 one that cooks toast.

[xfactor541]

what.

[powerstroke279]

and they say Americans are fat...

[Vigalante18]

Video time: 117

Uploader: has 117 in name

Even without the video it's off to a good start

[level242]

He reminds me of the security guy in centipede 2

[132stoney]

This was filmed from Mars.

[twiggcrayon]

Holy shit it's the guy from Human Centipede 2

[SuperSaiyanTeapotmc]

surprised he didnt phone lois

[suciobobo]

Potato vision.

[tonykingjhon]

Peter Griffin?

[TheCoolsacs]

It's not only funny because he is fat. but of other reasons too.

[Ilike2watchyavidz]

@TheCoolsacs The main reason though is because he is fat.

[MissMariie91]

Hahaha lol

[DURGS101]

Yeah, he needed to lose that 50,000 pounds.

I know pounds is currency, by the way.

[tigerninja14]

haha guy sounds like jason statham on the phone haha

[parkour56]

The funny thing is how laid back the guy on the phone is. "Whats the second one again? .. Yeh that one".

[DjSensei011]

did you video this with a cigarette lighter?

[jepeo1]

Is that Peter?



[tonykingjhon]

@jepeo1 lol i thought the same thing peter griffin

[MrNormDyson]

Dude, your tuna fish sandwich is out of focus, try getting a new lens

[tthomaselli2]

I can see why he's at 15,000 pounds...: Too much fast-food!

[SIRsamsonite64]

So the guy's got a speech problem didn't  seem to get in the way there.

[TacoSuperNinja]

Wow bunch of fags making fun of that poor guy. At least he has more money than any of you

[topnotchteaser]

@TacoSuperNinja still funny as fuck! the fat guy cant speak for shit

[carreraGT92]

Recorded with next generation HD Potato

[mossy121c]

@carreraGT92 Whats a potato?

[Bahfreakee]

when the guy on the phone says "what's the second one?", he sounds like Harry from In Bruges LOLOLOL

[jon97979]

He could of used the 50000 pounds to lose

[theZinator]

For a minute I thought they were saying he was going to gain weight or something

[MrManchild42]

use that money to get some teeth!!! haha

[Slingkong]

for Americans: like if you laughed when he said if hes wrong you lose 50,000 pounds it took me a while thats all

[Nitro7676]

@Slingkong hahah dude i was cracking up!

[heyblackduck]

PETER GRIFFEN!!

[cgdcvlc]

@heyblackduck hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lolke12]

he looks like gabe newell

[krisspwnzz247]

Was this recorded with a banana?

[THEx7project]

@krisspwnzz247 Old joke. Fuck off

[Nikolai508]

@THEx7project Most jokes are copies.

[THEx7project]

@Nikolai508 I know

[CandyKissesKrazy]

Topagraphy has something with the Earth.

[mrwashur1991]

pause at 1:16

[BaldingEagle51]

Hah. :) If your accent is so hard that spelling words out makes them even more incomprehensible, you really need to drop it :)

[Dramity]

pounds? im sorry but please dont tell me we are talking about this mans weight

[mrwashur1991]

@Dramity no thats a fucking currency in england and the rest of the UK fuck tard

[Nikolai508]

@Dramity Pounds is a currency you know... GPB.

[WildMossnose]

@Dramity Are you american?

[MogManDog]

Real men watch on 240p

[lippy88lizzy]

This tickled me ^_^

[HigginsClash]

Funny accent

[ebison100]

i thought they were talking about his weight as in pounds

[nwrpw]

what part of england are they from hahaha

[klystron2010]

Hilarious, but the greatest phone a friend is "First Who Wants to Be A Millionaire Winner." in the related videos section.

[Nehmi]

Jesus Christ, what language is that?

[DaCookieMunst3r]

OMG NO WAY IT's PETER!

[TheMakkaPakkaa]

Camera quality level - broken microwave.

[foodiedave]

This video needs more Regis.

[TexDad1971]

I know why he's fat. When he orders food, they can't understand him so they bring one of everything on the menu.

[eventfularse]

@TexDad1971 Hilarious...

[Nomeelectric]

@TexDad1971 lmao!!

[fultzanator18]

what language are they speaking?

[WinnerOfAllThings11]

Wow lmao a fat brit? thats sumthin u dont see every day ahhaha

[chefawkes]

@WinnerOfAllThings11

go to britain and you will

[JR113FTW]

how the fuck does anyone understand this guy

[KeenerHD]

1:00 I think this guy really needs to lose 50,000 pounds

[AcidRaZor]

@KeenerHD of pure muscle?

[Jonathandit]

@KeenerHD i think 99% of people wouldn't said it in front of him but on a computer ... so easy to laugh at people..... lazy

[nicenow25]

thats like f1 speed, across the line

[Asimo44]

The guy on the phone sounds like John Lennon

[nitehwk88]

wasn't expecting that hahaha worth watching

[throughtheblack]

this contestant weighs 32,000 pounds

[Taporeee]

I think it's that.

Yes.

[ThatsWhatSheSaid141]

i thought the host called the contestant 16,000 lbs

[konaarik]

did you film this a regular potato are a new potato?

[DeviantsRealm]

He carries himself like an idiot, but he got up to £32,000 here so he's obviously not stupid. Don't know how much he ended up with.

[RobReignhell]

@AnnKatherineHicks Nicest comment I've seen on YouTube in a while haha. I excuse you. ;)

[s2000ron]

real nerds language

[ComedyThatSucks]

he lost 50,000 pounds. that'd be great for him anyway.

[XxCUDDERxX3]

@ComedyThatSucks this isnt america...lbs is the money in the country hes in silly :p

[TheLlamaHaze]

@XxCUDDERxX3 What country uses libras as currency?

[whatupyoism]

Tay yau ah pay ay day u ah pay day ay....... WHAT?

[DerangedLucidity0]

@whatupyoism no kidding man

[Longswordcock]

It's Gaben!

[xDuXx]

i didn't hear or understood what the guy on the phone said?

[suoicerp301]

amazing!! luv it!!!



[someskittles]

@jesuspaid4you shutup lol , go back to your cult .

[zikloveshero]

what the hell?

[rahxephon52]

I think it's that. goes with it. What trust. lol

[HDFootballVids]

great quality



[iiREc0NZxx]

What the fuck is he saying????

[NYtassu]

I'm one click away from the homework part of my life again.

[tempeseelylove6]

Your shoe takes a really good picture.

[TheAmlbro]

I think he needed to lose 50,000 pounds...



[skullsguitarist1122]

@TheAmlbro Ba dum tss

[helloface001]

My TV

Real Life

2080p (Super HD)

1040p (HD)

720p (HD)

480p

360p

240p

this video

how old this joke is getting

[iSwearToCod]

@helloface001

uh 1080 lol.

[JBroMCMXCI]

Did you film this with a potato?

[fucknfucks]

@JBroMCMXCI Lmao xD If He Did I would be amazed. hahahaha :D

[Light48]

He Needs To Lose Pounds Not Gain Pounds

[goodbling11]

@donutfan9 MindCraft!!?!?! PPPPFFFFTTTTTHahhahahahahahaha­ahhahahahaha

[SuperJamal02]

first thing he going to do with that money is he's gonna repair his teeth

[Blade383210]

How much is that in dollar bill

[xpunks13]

I don't think 32000 pounds gonna help him...

[yawtiddlywinks]

1:00 Maybe it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if he was wrong then.

[donutfan9]

1080 p

720 p

240 p

mindcraft p

50 ft of crap p

this p

[velocity896]

@donutfan9 Actually this is 360 p, the video camera just sucks at lighting.

[understand0001111]

If I had a pound for every pixel in this video I would have 37p.

[numba1spartan]

@understand0001111 Help! I'm five pound short!

[hammy120]

@understand0001111 if i had a dollar for every time i heard this stupid joke i would be rich

[hellarandomboy]

@understand0001111 if i had a dollar for erry pixel, id have a few grand

[creepergreifer]

@understand0001111 :D that means i get the other 3000,000 pounds

[DirettaInter]

120p...we meet again!

[Mr1durwall]

Was this recorded with a fork??

[elf876]

wow lol



[Equilibriumforever]

like a boss.

[habibharoon22]

we should praise such people who have something not completed from their childhood like he was not able to talk correctly ..but i like that really, his attitude his bravery ... LOL

[maddorox]

damn right his on 16000 pounds...

[iwillknifeya]

Herpedy derpedy...

[TLmaizeandblue]

WHAT did I just witness?

[MrSabu187]

its acualy u GAINED 32,000 pounds

[Michaelandmichaelvi]

Ive killed a creature siimilar to that in skyrim...

[petero9]

You're only one click away from the weird part of YouTube...

[EpicPanda6]

wtf did he say?

[YBJ2008]

hehehehehehehehe

[MDotMosley]

'sorry about the poor sound quality' ??? Chris Tarrant hasn't got a face mate.

[noahstep14]

he needs to lose 50,000 pounds...

[MakeItSoNumber0ne]

Regis sounds funny

[DejectedDonkey]

I told that teachin' lady that the only letters I need to know are U, S, and A.

[KrandelMoney]

@Bigrobkerr Nah, fuck you, retard.

[TheSkeleton222]

the luck of the irish. (Peter Griffin is irish xD)

[tigerkillslion]

now he can afford new teeth

[sonderkommando77]

Losing 50,000 pounds doesn't really seem like it would be a bad deal for this guy.

[ForTodayE99]

Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four, steak steak steak, small amount of peas........uuhh ok ummm...Z, four, Q, another Q...third Q and a batman symbol

[TheMrMagicMan98]

@ForTodayE99 is that your finale answer lad haha

[butterf1yz]

@ForTodayE99 LOL. good think he watched that national geography documentary on firetrucks.

[TheEddster]

@ForTodayE99 How much for that fat guy in a circle?

[Abennobashi]

Gotta love Google Instant.

[MegaSnakesrule]

@Poison9877 you're right about we didn't discover America but the kicking are asses part maybe once or twice through history but still disagree

[Andsegs]

First "phone a friend" to stay in front of his computer with google open and actually wait for the call. Bitch slap for the idiot who doesn't...

[domomomo1]

peter griffin???

[spaghettipolicy]

@domomomo1 and just about as dumb as him too.

[snoooters]

what a ridiculously easy question..... how did this guy even get on the show...

[CratersAndCream]

he should also see if he can get in to a professional spelling-bee

[Poison9877]

Woah ladies calm down England never discovered the U.S. Americans did plus what power was given to the colonies we were outcasts yet still kicked your asses...twice! Don't get me wrong I love England the country is beautiful but England did nothing to help find the U.S. except oppress the people

[tehmummra]

@Poison9877 Uh, are you actually retarded? How could Americans discover America before they had actually been there? People from England came to America, and there children and so on became Americans.

Also, North America was discovered hundreds of years earlier by the Vikings.