Bees

[yellowbookjones]

Audio????

[antdude]

Is it me or is there no audio in this one? :(

[mokoshperun]

Bless her. She's completely nuts and fabulous. :)

[skwisgaar451]

WTF? oh god how did I get here to this video? I was looking for johnny 5 the robot.

[horses102488]

I wonder.. if the males knew they were going to lose their penis and die after mating, do you think they would still do it?

[sweettingles]

@horses102488 of course they would!

But I thought the drones fertilised the egss in the hive and were kicked out before winter (when the queen stops laying) to die in the cold.

[horses102488]

Either way, do you think they would still do it? To die or to lose their penis...

[sweettingles]

absolutely. never underestimate the power of DNA and the urge to reproduce, without it none of us would be here.

[joshscomputer]

@sweettingles With some bee species, yes. But with honeybees, this is how they die.

[mokoshperun]

@horses102488 They're males. Yes, of course they would. lol!

[LadyCarlota]

aaaaaaaahahahahah, sooooooooooo funny!

[CpsLock3]

this is why you don't forget to take your adderall.

[McConsumer]

very, uh...informative. No really, that was cool.

[evansadventures678]

Haha what is that supposed to be funny?

[fuji463]

don't you see it's ingrid laying the eggs.

[killerzboy010]

i came

[mamimisamejima]

If she says she does this just for the lulz, it would explain everything, every fucking video.

[littleJoshieproducts]

oh my god tht was horrible

[vsusanmoon]

wtf!!!!!

[MissPacMan25]

Oh God, I am in love with Isabella Rossallini!

[mrshawn081982]

lol wut?

[lvecsey]

I've seen this before but the blood on the string at the end was hilarious this time

[czechreck]

.........?

WTF

[heymikedude1]

WAT

[NovaBoso]

WTF. DUDE.

[vincerjn]

bees don't have blood

[monkeyman1140]

Of course bees have blood, sheesh.

[louis8375]

Haha bleedin hillarious. And to think .. She was in Death Becomes Her. Haha

[xXAmyXx]

Hahaha! That was so funny!

[vlg017]

what the fuck did i just watch

[Hiredguns23]

/tilt head...

umm... fuck if I know

[samscello]

Awesome! Isabella is so smart and funny and daring!

[Kabuki0Kozou]

very nice documentary about bees :p

[oEQjet]

penis

broke

off...

[effyleven]

Sad, innit?

[Sake906]

cork in a bottowl!!

[bumblebert]

how fantastic is she?!

[fevafan]

OMG - as an apiarist this this the most hilarious short film about bees and it even makes sense! people never believed me about the sex but now i can just show them this. wow.

[liquidserotonin]

HAHAHA my penis will break off

then i will die, without my penis

LMAO so hillarious

[JackVsScottUK]

what the fuck just happened..

[JuCAbbi]

oh my God! I just...can't find the words to describe this...this is...wierd...and kinda funny...i think

[StealsBikes]

JESUS

[flamingbabygames]

What the fuck?

[mrsilents]

hahahahahahah my penis will break off. ahahahhahahahahahahha im about to have a fit. hahahahhahahahahhaha

[Arrada101]

ROFL My penis would break off! it would get stuck in her vagina like a cork in a bottle! rofl

[ArielX2K]

Isabella I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO HAVE ALL YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN AND I'M A MALE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tmacmatt]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[06llo]

so... what have we learned?

I learned that i am very lucky to not be a male bee. I feel for the male bee. Although, if you are going to go, you may as well go out fucking :)

[bigjerrius]

...Have some Jelly

[Zim1k]

Fuck Yeah, Bees!

[leakleakleak1]

that was great

[thtrgremlin]

wow, hilarious

[KNOWSHON2424]

found this a little weird what about you

[Ungleubiger]

lil insane

[suxiao1985]

Now Isabella Often surprising, and probably receivedco-operation with those of the director's influence

[mynameisrandy]

This is incredible.

[aviator147]

weird

[Towefin]

Glad I'm not a bee.

[wartooth118]

that was bizarre.

[hardassinc]

without my penis, I would rather bleed to death. Most of the time it's useless, wait, I think i have to pee.

[maribell99]

their penis breaks off? hope the sex was worth it!

[tsunamiplayer3]

wtf???

[just2w4tch]

Isabella needs to lay off the royal jelly.

[langerhund]

ok now

[DeliriousKittenProd]

wtf their penis breaks off

[kwantsjacobblack]

most disturbing thing ive ever seen in my ENTIRE life..... and to make it worse...my mom sent it to me....*shutters*

[madsaras]

now that's fucked up :/

[limeglasses]

ahahahhahaaaaahhaha

THIS IS GREAT!!!

how the hell did they get isabella rossellini to to this!? its great!

[panzerrune]

This is all kinds of awesome.

[sweavo]

It just needs to fade to a silver-haired guy with a voice-over voice and perfect teeth:

"Remember kids... WINNERS DON'T BE A BEE"

[munozsaxon]

oh sh** , someone give her her penis back

[jsokol27]

bwahahaha

[ArielX2K]

Oh MY GOOOOOOD--this is fucking BRILLIANT!!!! Isabella, you MUST marry me! I want to bear your children--and I'M A MALE!!!!!

[andopolis]

This got me really hot.

[bishalkt]

lolololololololololololol!!!

[Locarith]

this is awesome. I learned a lot about bees.

[deliconker]

I'm glad I'm not a bee.

[joelyttle3]

Fantastic!

[SavedByGraceAdam]

beyond gay

[AGTRaveCru]

whisky tango foxtrot

[faithie270]

What. The. Hell.

[TREBULATOR]

Either these people were bee experts, that suddenly took a whole bunch of psychedelics and spontaneously decided to create this, or are just natural psychos that spontaneously decided to become bee experts.

...that's really cool...

[LucVal1]

Either she's a bit crazy or she has a really good sense of humor, i think the latest! :D

[whateverfloats]

I wish I had to present on insecta for my invertebrates class just so I could make them watch this. But no, I'm stuck with holothuroidea.

[ratcatcher3000]

four and a half stars? really?

[DrMattDestruction]

maybe you see what most aren't seeing.

:)

[heymikedude1]

ugh... wtf lol

[iNTeRnLErr0r918]

This woman is Alec Baldwin's ex-wife on 30 Rock. Interesting.

[captainfnogg]

THATS where ive seen her

[tojew]

i wouldn't say this is high art, but this is a great educational video for kids.

[descendents1]

so dumb

[lispified]

this opens up new categories of WTF.

[SwordSpiritNT]

Is this really the kind of crap that passes for high art these days?

[unrealnews]

The funny part is that no one said "high art" until you did. You stripped the passerby free of his clothes and called him a naked emperor, at once elevating his status and mocking his pride.

[Mannex17]

What do you know, nature is fucked up.

[MinisterKGB]

freakin lol what a mind

[Salsien]

Nominated for the most retarded and humiliating video in the world.

[bstampl1]

Those bees aren't real.  They're just people dressed up in costume and special effects

[jebudas]

@bstampl1,

uh... what video were you watching? I know a bee when I see one and those were real bees.

[Tap0k]

Three,

Two,

One.

CRAAAZZZYYY!!

But great

[SaanMcC]

what the hell?!?

[hiddenfall]

I'm traumatized.

[chazzbro]

And I thought David Lynch was weird.

[jediaka]

wow!

Such things can only be made by french people. I can bet on it without even looking any further.

[neutralforce]

Actually she's Italian.

[Iciphers]

I HATE THIS

[leigh8959]

this is amazing.

[manupdude1]

fake

[auduongc]

hilarious! hahaha, good job

[nexus2xl]

WHAT THE FUCK!?

THE SHIFT KEY, do you use it?

[punxgr8]

srsly wtf

[Fppy111]

that was disturbing..................

[R32KLR]

this is great!

where can i see her naked?

[tborys]

THAT is absurd

[RaidersRock]

is this supposed to be funny? because I laughed hard

[Joeey]

LOVE IT

[Vicarious1aj]

Hahahaha what the fuck.

[neoceratodusforsteri]

props to the male bees and the 2nd assistance camera man.... its all you.

[franastan]

now that was a very rare flavor of awesome

[knate08]

What a way to die! Goin' out in a blaze of glory!

[buggsmoran]

OW...

[Wilsymonds]

W...T....F?

[mountshasta2002]

wtf Did i just get laid?

[downlevel]

I love Isabella Rossellini. She is the best.

[Greyh0und]

OH GOD!

CANNOT UNSEE!!!

[bjarkebech]

WTF

[2BStijn]

Hahahaha good stuff

[timcopress]

What in the hell did I just watch.

[bobafett573]

wow...it sucks to be a bee i guess

[kwismexer]

Wait a minute... You mean bee blood is red? WTF!?

[wickedsks]

I want to break my penis off in Isabella Rosselini

[lammykins]

goddamn that made me laugh

[Elijahblue88]

Oh. My. God. MY BLOODY PENIS!!! WHERE IS MY BLOODY PENIS!!!

[evolve236]

I LOVE IT! I wanna be a bee!

[pspdevaccount]

afuckingmazing

[MrDirector]

Wow, depressing. Isabella R. is one of my favorite actresses, but this ... Wow. Sad thing is, she'll get into any film festival she wants with this. What ever happened to story telling? :(

[Proud2Serve]

I don't know whether to cringe, go into hysteria or just start laughing uncontrollably after viewing this...

[Bra55Monkey]

That was awesome

[skeba77]

Educational.

[1337zork]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[badams54]

ahahaha! wtf is this? a kids show?

[fr3d420]

i want to mate with isabella!

[mikedishoyan]

omg

[MudkipRex]

Do they show this to kids?

[FreeZRO]

That was pretty gnarly.

[punchingjudy]

Wow, Isabella is nuts. Love it.

[darkim4g3]

wtf

[soapko]

Brilliant, bizarre, and yet a little informative.

[D34DB4B135]

WTF IS THIS SHIT?

[chelsinger]

Hahahahaha!I am in awe

[halfdemon88]

You are a woman. Therefore, all you do is lay eggs. (menstrual)

[51ftyon3]

a sting-ER

[Estoye]

Wonderful

[feedmepaper]

Awesome. Luckily humans don't follow that same process of mating.

[slicedoranges]

Could be worse. Some male goosefish actually attach their bodies to females for the rest of their lives and only serve as testicles.

[umtympnomiko]

Ahahahahahahahahaa! Excellent. xD

[collodiallofi]

this video confirms my prejudice that the french are an insular prententious and generally awful group of people

[Estoye]

She's Italian.

So, you fail again.

[collodiallofi]

*facepalm*

I think my view of the french still stands however

[MCBSOAD]

Like a cork in a bottle!! hahaha

[Abestar123]

only reply I can give: What. the. fuck.

[xerohour]

what

the

fuck

[zaphod2016]

Die? Without my penis? What cruel fate awaits yonder bees.

[JdoubleE5000]

Well, I, for one, think its brilliant.

[katiec525]

what

[ChevallierS]

Super duper.

[elgaucho565]

really, really awesome.

[totlyepic]

What the shit. Seriously.

[mf4633]

favourited

[petemayo]

When a child asks you the tough questions, instead of telling them about the birds and the bees, just have them watch this video.

Then, when they get older and date, they will quietly think to themselves, in horror, *without my penis, I will bleed to death...*

[kleric214]

I like her that 30 Rock episode.

[magicvitalic]

is she drunk or something? O_o

[ibexr88]

wtf

[commanderinqueef]

Favorited.

[MisterChase]

These films are making me hot for Isabella Rossellini and her old, floppy tits.

[prajnasword]

These are the most creative set of films I have ever seen. They are hysterical!

[LaughSingDanceLive]

Okay I think Im high

[ajaxs50]

Poor bees :/ I never knew their penis fell off after sex...damn.

[weirdoalisa]

thanks so much for posting... the shorts are not available abroad until july... even though its august

[etiennekai]

Isabella I am so amused and enjoyed your "education/teaching"... I am still smiling... loved it.

PS I will share this with my doctor friends and see if they can fix you...lol Smile.

PS I did not know you were related to Ingrid Bergman, I would have enjoyed the movies I have seen you in a lot more as I enjoy your mother's movies... I am 44 but I love the B&W...

[nathannoland2]

This is fantastic. Extremely creative, funny and thought provoking stuff.