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  • I live in Milpitas. Where's the Terror Dome? ._.

  • "Jars. Bottles. Cans. All hard to open" *guy opens can* "... If you're retarded!"

  • The first song is from MAFIA 1...

    That's great!!!

  • @Huakus its minor swing by django reinhardt, the song existed way before the game

  • Press as;ledgjasdlgij

    Then add milk

    TOOOOO the MOOONN!!!!!

    (@$#@#)NFJSNDFEROOORROROROOROR­ORRRRRR

    I lied.

  • Press 9. He's just eating Oatmeal people... you know, probably.

  • press 2.... you wont regret it

  • 0:40

    "Seizure Procedure!"

    Krillin whatever you do dont look directly at it!

    Krillin?

    Blurrglerugglegruuuurrrb

  • @OliHorsleyMedia Minor swing by Django Reinhradt! Man's a fucking legend <:

  • =o django!!

  • @OliHorsleyMedia I don't know the tracks name but it's in the video game "Mafia"

  • is it wrong that i just went and bought a reese's just because of this?

  • anyone tell me the name of the jazz record at the start?

  • @OliHorsleyMedia This is Minor Swing by Django Reinhardt. :)

  • That's one big-ass needle at 0:18

  • Mafiaaa music

  • Grell is so pretty~ :3

  • press 9 and... Ewwwww!

  • epleptic?????!!!!

    

  • press 2 to get what you came here for

  • this is the best movie ever

  • Nice song choice.

  • Jars, bottles and cans.

    All hard to open if youre retarded

    I laughed my ass of at that part

  • is that scrambled eggs coming out of his mouth?

  • I whant a free can of soup

  • Wait, why are you trying to open a can of soup without a shirt? And in the bathroom apparently?

  • Could somebody please tell me the name and artist of the song in the beginning?

  • @Bassix It sounds like Django Reinhardt to me but I could be wrong.

  • @SoaringQuails you were right! Thank you so much mate :)

    /watch?v=yQB6Sp21pWY

  • @Bassix

    It's a song called Minor Swing by Django Reinhardt :)

  • I was always wondering why i couldn't open my can!

  • i really like ovaltine better :P lol

  • The link to this video ends in lolz. How appropriate!

  • Red shirts! Blue shirts!

    BLlughlgrgaglrlaghlralg

  • @berretaboy357 Django Reinhardt - Minor Swing

  • What's the song at the beginning and end of this video?

  • @berretaboy357 idk but its in the original mafia game

  • Make all commercials like this. - win advertising forever

  • 0:37 why in hell is he opening soup in the bathroom without a shirt

  • Must...Keep...Pressing...2!

  • who wants some FUCKING NESQUIK

  • i like the last film, "The End"

  • mafia music <3

  • Why does this not have millions of views?

  • BRING YOUR CAN OF SOUP AND GET A FREE FREE FREE 'YOU HAVE A CAN OF SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • press 2.......

  • And also green shirts!

  • 0:32 XD

  • @shin42713 My favourite too XD

  • "who want some fucking nes quick"

  • @Jmort1213

    @JulianCheese

    Thank you for repeating what they said, I almost forgot.

  • That poor retarded guy just wanted to bring his can to Floyd's Truck Show.....

  • I never want to drink nesquick again... :(

  • LOL i press 1-9 every film, and the 9 was funny =3

  • Get a FREE FREE FREE You've got a can of soup. (omg)

  • If hadn't worn that red shirt,he would've survived.

  • I guess the bare-chested fellow opening a can in the bathroom could use one of them red shirts.

  • press 2. then press again. and again. and again. and again. and again...

  • WHO WANTS SOME FUCKING NESQUIK. Is now my text ringtone XD

  • @BlitzedCrystal You sir, are epic.

  • @BlitzedCrystal imagine that going off wants you burst through the door of a bank

  • @BlitzedCrystal Imagine a yes finally finally ringtone. that'd be amazing

  • @BlitzedCrystal how did u do tht?

  • I need to know the name of the intro/outro song.

  • @n00buler89 minor swing by Django reinhardt

  • press and hold 9

    XD

  • that awkward moment when the two top comments are the same thing...

  • Hard to open, If you're retarded

  • Django Reinhardt! <3

  • i saw a yellow shirt

  • I'm sorry, was he using a meat injector to mainline reese's? any idea how much that would hurt? similar to using a pen

  • @T16Akatsuki

    THERES NO WRONG WAY TO EAT A REESES }:[

  • guess the shirt guy had oatmeal 4 breakfast

  • I just realized you have to be high REALLY enjoy these :/

  • Press 9

  • awwww Djangoo~

  • Bring a can of soup and you get a FREE FREE FREE you have a can of soup.

    TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

  • I HEAR DJANGO!

  • push nine nine nine!

  • FREE FREE FREE YOU HAVE A CAN OF SOUP

  • DJANGO REINHARDT!! Hahah wasn't expecting that.

  • I'd like my nesquick a syringe please!

  • The way those hands skillfully opened that can.. xD Oh my god I cried. Absolutely hilarious. :D

  • Minor Swing by Mr. Reinhardt

  • whats the song in the beginning and end.

  • 0:09 hahahahaahah lmfaosh

  • DJANGO REINHARDT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Why was he trying opening a can of soup in the Bathroom sink with no shirt on?

  • @MildPsychedelic Cuz it's fun... do it ALL THE FREAKING TIME :3

  • awesome intro song! i remember it fron the 1st mafia game :P

  • I've watched the first one around 5 times... and it's still hilarious. WHO WANTS SOME FUCKING NESQUICK! That would be the best Nesquick ad ever.

  • Django.

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  • @Beandipped69 Holy shit! I'm not the only one who noticed! :)

  • I love almost every 5sf i've ever watched. but the nesquick psycho doesn't really do it for me like the rest of the community. what is wrong with me?!

  • @timb0nic Same here bro.

  • "BRING A CAN OF SOUP AND GET A FREE FREE, you have a can of soup"

    *fine print* you will be asked to open the can, if u cant, buy the twist-o-matic! rated "R" for Retarded.

  • nesquick is the second most lethal drug next to chocho puffs

  • Bwahahahaha!

    “Jars, bottles and cans. All hard to open — if you’re retarded!”

  • Minor Swing!!!1 Yesssss.

  • We got red shirts, we got seizures, we got blue shirts, we got urblurgblurgurg

  • If you're retarded!

  • MAFIA!

  • What did the rabbit say in the end?

    Who wants some fucking nesquick. It tastes so good... and then?

  • "We Got Red Shirts Blue Shirts"

    then he just got rabies lol.

  • @Faildarkness

    no more like a seizure how would you get rabies by looking at shirts?

  • @Rubberduckyofdoomy he did be confused, something happend, i guess it was rabies :P

  • @Faildarkness He had a seizure...sometimes flashing red/blue triggers it in people

  • @cherngbutter Well im not good at english ;P

  • "All Hard To Open"

    "If You're Retarded!"

    Lol

  • the music from Mafia: City of lost heaven

  • Last one was on the level of Mystery Guitar man.

  • Thanks for creating "Aggressive Marketing". I nearly died from laughter.

  • jars, bottles and cans, all hard to open, if you are retarded XD

  • I WANT SOME FUCKING NESQUICK!!

  • L! M! F! A! O!

  • hard to open....if your retarded LMAO

  • We got red shirts! Blue shirts! goobglegopbolg

  • I wantsome fucking nesquik and my fucking reeses

  • "Bring a can of soup and you'll get FREE, FREE, FREE you have a can of soup!"

    lol

  • @Dairosu Gotta love it

  • The song is Minor Swing By Django Rheinhardt

    Why the hell do i know this?

  • HAHAHA!

  • mr. shirts lold me!

  • what is the music in the beginning I've heard it before but i don't know where its from

  • @hamdemond1 from Mafia the game

  • Who wants some fucking nesquick?!!!

  • last was epic!

  • I WANT NESQUICK!

  • @joeysora825 Don't think so. You're thinking of the last one. Much better.

  • lol minor swing and samples from garage band.

  • The last two cracked me up

  • we got red shirts...blue shirts...ULGGULGGGGGGGG LMFAO

  • Seconded! XD

  • @Jmort1213 We even got seizure shirts!

  • @Jmort1213 Don't watch whilst eating porage!

  • Hard to open, IF YOUR RETARDED

    haha.

  • what about jeff whorley?

  • xD

    lol

  • ROFL

  • @Unlucky13ism I FUCKING DO, YOU CREEPY RABBIT WITH BLOOD ALL OVER YOU FUCKING MOUTH!!!

  • @Unlucky13ism

    I WANT A FREE CAN OF SOUP!

  • XD amazing

  • lol, I like the shirts and nequik ones, lol xDDD

  • very funny

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