COLDREADING - GLaDOS writes to Celestia

[Bakorafanboy13]

Hey GlLaDOS you know where portals work really well

THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!

[fearanger1]

Oh shit... when Celestia reads that letter sparks are gonna fly, literally!

[LiddleSquitty]

SOMEONE EDIT HER VOICE. NOW.

[Zahaele]

@LiddleSquitty ALREADY DONE. xKD1_pDgXH0

[GretchenDawntreader]

this is epic!

[prestontull]

if twilight is chell then is pinky ratman

[admiralsftershockrex]

No body stalked me, banished me to the moon, talked about magic, I've had a pretty good life, then you showed up. You small, purple, guinea pig, and you know what? You win! Just go... It's been fun... Don't comeback

[RarityBrony]

Please tell me there's a Wheatley letter!!

[MrHappyTuna]

I noticed how many people applauded after Ellen said "Celestia," and made me realize how many bronies there are out there....

[Kari166]

Is it Wheatley's turn?

[statefairshows]

SO FULL OF WIN!!!!! N

[s0undofdrums]

Ellen McLain is a flawless human being.

[Kkyyrruu]

Who are the other people in the panel?

[themajesticgoat]

who is princess celestia...

[sackboy198]

Id perfer if she did the admin from tf2

[theskitz1]

Didn't know snoipah and glados were married, interesting

[silentevil77]

My life is complete!!!!!

[TheCBF36]

"Nor do I know who Princess Celestia is..."

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!

[Flipanaut02]

I'm kinda confused, what's happening here (apart from the fact she's reading that letter)

[FlamingPineapples1]

@Flipanaut02 Princess Celestia is a character from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, a show that is known for having a large fanbase of adult and teenage males, known as Bronies. The character Twilight Sparkle will most of the time end an episode by narrating her writing a letter to the princess. In this case, GLaDOS did

[Flipanaut02]

@FlamingPineapples1 Yeah, I know that bit (I'm a brony, Should have mentioned that) but what is happening, like the crowd? What exactly are they there for?

[FlamingPineapples1]

@Flipanaut02 Absolutely no clue :p

[TheAman2311]

Valve = Bronies

[Aechis]

WHERE'S J.K. SIMMONS?!?!?

[Ferndapple1024]

This just made my day.

[THeAAPPLEFreak]

This is officially the best thing ever.

[Suppercut36]

Oh god Valve needs to record the cold readings and mix them as actual ingame things.

[camx90]

*Fistpumps*

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

[FluttershySays]

where was this? :o

[scarie24]

WIN



[TheRainbowBrony]

AWESOME!

[ArentWeInAPickle]

The win meter just broke.

[NekoChibiGal]

My Little Portal: Friendship is a lie

[ShazzyFreak0]

fucking terrible

[metrocop1000]

Holy shit, Even GLaDOS is a pegasister! Damn lauren Faust, you scary!

[zimfan20]

@metrocop1000 ummm no didnt you hear her clearly say in the beginning that she had no idea who princess celestia was.....

[Lopiny]

@zimfan20 Your sarcasm detector is broken, sir.

[zimfan20]

@metrocop1000 oh probably because your comment wasnt funny at all so I just assumed it wasnt sarcasm

[Lopiny]

@zimfan20 Still broken, sir. You're not looking at the right place.

[zimfan20]

@Lopiny idk what that means, I do know that Im a bigger pony fan then youll ever be though

[Lopiny]

@zimfan20 Maybe,*sniff*, maybe...

[Gunner193]

Gordon's letter to Celly:

"..."

[ThisJustOne]

Now we just need Chell and Gordon to send Celestia a letter!

[IThoughtThereWasCake]

@ThisJustOne

Dear Princess Celestia

...

Sincerely, Dr. G Freeman

[kuledrumergie87]

@ThisJustOne What about Ellis?

[Lopiny]

@kuledrumergie87 He DOES love horses, doesn't he?

[Vercalos]

@ThisJustOne But they're voiceless, unless you're talking about Freeman's Mind or Chell's mind.

[jmerridew124]

@ThisJustOne

Princess Celestia: "Oh my a letter! Oh... It's blank..."

Diamond Tiara: "Remind you of anyone else we know? Hahaha!"



[sixinthehood]

@ThisJustOne LOLZ

[CZEFrank]

@ThisJustOne Letter from Gordon: - ; Letter from Chell: -

[racer927]

@ThisJustOne We'd need Cyhanide and Ross Scott for that.

[cwasson68]

@ThisJustOne Dear Princess Celestia,

From,

Chell/Gordon

[TheAle89515]

@ThisJustOne Dear Princess Celestia,

"..."

Your Faithful Student,

Gordan Freeman

[xXSpikeMLPXx]

@ThisJustOne Here's a good example.

:



[xBrandiHeart]

@ThisJustOne Dear Princess Celestia,

*jumps*

Your faithful student,

Chell {Redacated}

[FinntheHuman214]

@ThisJustOne They all ready have...You just couldn't hear them

[InvaderMit]

@ThisJustOne And Stephen Merchant 8D

[perenoir]

@ThisJustOne Gordon Version:

Dear Princess Celestia,

Your Faithful student, Gordon Freeman.

[coolestmuthafucka]

she did kinda use the word stupid a lot, in my experience adjectives weren't glados's strong suit. I was great, very great, but just seemed a little off is all

[coolestmuthafucka]

@coolestmuthafucka and it meant it say "It" not "I"

[ArmorWiki]

@coolestmuthafucka I checked just to be sure, and I can only find the word stupid used once throughout the whole thing. The word pathetic was repeated though...and that's my fault for not catching it during the peer review, but regardless it was written by a college student in less then an hour in a room full of drunk people so she definitely did well with those circumstances in mind.

[darkxaur]

This has been a fine seven days. :D

[hero54123]

we got sniper to do it,

bitch: ALRIGHT!!!,

now we just need the heavy

[Shaeam]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I have found the meaning of life through this video.

[inflexene]

I had no idea they were married! That's pretty cool.

[Tealia]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I’ve learned a lot about friendship. I was taught its kindness, generosity, honesty and all other elements that made it up, and then I wiped that pathetic piece of data from my memory banks. You see, I have no use for friendship. I am a cold-hearted robot who has no time for pathetic things like that. All I want in life is to do my tests in peace. And not be disturbed by stupid, frail humans.

[Tealia]

So you sent your own sister to the moon? I assisted a fat orphan in sending two monstrosities to that white ball in the sky. But you know, if you think I could still use your “friendship,” I heard about your student, Twilight Sparkle, a smart puzzle-solving subject like her could maybe change my mind. I’ll even bake a cake for her.

Your friend,

GLaDOS

[Morriemoose]

can someone please interpret what she is saying? Thanks. A bit fuzzy in some parts.

[fkagahsdfs]

Now, somebody go into Melodyne and make it sound like GLaDOS.

[chatops3]

@fkagahsdfs this

[MechaGai]

Was this during MAGFest?

[ArmorWiki]

@MechaGai yes this was at MAGFest yesterday. I was the one who was holding the camera btw.

[GrueRaaaaar]

We need to post the letter's contents in a comment, unfortunately, it can't be me, because I can't really tell exactly what she's saying.

[Missingno40]

Actually, GLaDOS help send 4...

[RoadyNStuff]

Fuck

[TSX2002]

F*K I need to stop missing panels at conventions.

This is from MAGfest by the way. Ellen McLain was one of the guests of honor.

[CallMeFail]

what is this from? i dont know any place that would have that many bronies in the audience besides a convention

[Tealia]

@CallMeFail I believe this was at Bronie Con?

[CallMeFail]

@Tealia can't be she doesnt know who celestia is and i watched the livestream this was never on it

[EmberTwistt]

@Bubbiea Completely contrary. It boggles me as to why people such as yourself try and redefine fandoms using sexual definitions based on bizarre presumptions. At this rate, you may as well accrue masses to generalize anime fans as hentai fanatics, perhaps assume that all literary enthusiasts obsess over written erotica, or claim gamers to derive sexual gratification from vidya characters. To refer to any fanbase using the aforementioned, and similar phrases, is both grotesque and fallacious.

[Yenaboi]

@EmberTwistt People who hate a "culture" love finding ways to make it seem like everyone part of it is nothing but sex/porn loving weirdos to justify their hate :I

If it wasn't for the amount of good people in this world countering the overwhelming about or hate mongering rats.. we would of been extinct long ago.

[Yenaboi]

@EmberTwistt Also it seems he removed one of his comment.. that is usually a sign someone lost the argument when they get rid of their comments to hide.

[EmberTwistt]

@Yenaboi It's very sad. Instead of ignoring the fanbase or trying to converse rationally with members of it, they get angered and try to use horrendous fabrications for their basis. It makes me wish that these people would just stop whining about things they can't change.

[UltimoDestructo94]

Epic win

[BronyVids]

Magfest really was an awesome experience.

[biresset]

Now we are waiting 4 arts about Twilight solving GLaDOS' tests :D

[Awesomeadam76]

Coolest old lady ever.

[N00bec]

@StrikeLazer0 can i ask what was this event?

[EdCrampin]

0:08 - what was that?

[capnquack]

WTB GlaDOS-ified version NAO!

[MrLineriderguy]

@capnquack Its been made

[Bubbiea]

oh god youve made the pony circlejerk even happier now

[EmberTwistt]

@Bubbiea What a repulsive description.

[Bubbiea]

@EmberTwistt its actually what it is though, just a gigantic circlejerk

[ExaltedVelocity]

LMFAO



[DarkeonWarlord]

Buck yes

[cryptmonkey]

it's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

[leonardw11]

Like if you saw this on Aperture Science's twitter. Irony.

[Timetravelable]

PONY FARM

[meowlaise]

This. This is the thing that the internet was built for. This was its purpose. This is its zenith. There will be nothing better than this.

[TheAdmiralPancake]

@meowlaise

BS. The Internet is for porn.

[biggmac4444]

@TheAdmiralPancake Avenue Q? Or just coincidental?

[TheAdmiralPancake]

@biggmac4444

The Internet is really great for porn, porn, porn!

[meowlaise]

@TheAdmiralPancake The internet is for ponies. Also portal.

.....

Hmm... POrn. POrtal. POnies. I'm noticing a pattern here... (O_o) What will the next PO-something be?

[TheAdmiralPancake]

@meowlaise

POems written by 16 year old girls on Facebook? That's not what it's for. That's just an unfortunate reality.

[meowlaise]

@TheAdmiralPancake Of course. The internet also attracts things and concepts that begin with PO.

Haven't you noticed how people are beginning to claim that the net is becoming a POlice state?

[TheAdmiralPancake]

@meowlaise

Die, POtato!

[meowlaise]

@TheAdmiralPancake And above all else, the internet is filled with POintless things.

[F1315NJ]

@meowlaise Unless you got other famous voice actors to do something like this, like maybe Rob Paulson doing one as Yakko or as Pinky. OOOH, or maybe Frank Welker as either Megatron or Dr. Claw. God, the possibilities are endless...

[TimmzyGuy27]

That was a triumph!

[PowerArmorV113]

@TimmzyGuy27 We're making a note: HUGE SUCCESS!

[Kovaelin]

There shall be a pony level.

[Craft4D]

the problem with this is Valve edits her voice to hell to make it sound like Gladus in the game. So while she is the voice actor she sounds nothing like Gladus.

[Abengoshis]

@Craft4D I thought she sounded just like her here! She even did the pitch shifting quite well.

[mannystella]

@Craft4D You mean GLaDOS

[Metaknight180]

I love the internet :D

[Novur]

I like the filtered version better. :3

[mickeymouse14]

so has anyone glados'ed it..yet..gladosed?

[Royblazer]

@mickeymouse14 Youtube GLaDOS writes to Celestia GLaDOS-IFIED version

[Ra1nbowDragon]

Mmmmh.... 342 view... 355 like...

Glados pirated youtube ?

[Tephrax]

Heh, I GLaDOS-ified this but it's stuck on processing what with youtube's screwy servers, so you modders can have the stems you want... When it actually uploads.

[Symos]

Just waiting for gmods now

[Gotmilk0112]

First Sniper and now GLaDOS? VALVE IS BRONY

[OneAndAMerf]

I'm surprised she could keep a straight face the entire time

[creativeinsult]

twilight in aperture labs. make it happen o_o

[chapinmc2]

Yay! GLaDOS is and always will be win.

[ANZULonDA]

ahahah that was lolable and amazing! :D

[ANZULonDA]

ahahah that was amazing :D

[niffynfth]

Pure win.

[DualShooter]

Ahahaha that was great

[KhaledAlAsad]

NOW WE JUST NEED GORDON FREEMAN!

[mickeymouse14]

@KhaledAlAsad great scott..gordan freemare :U

[BlueJoshi]

@mickeymouse14 Gordon's not a chick, dude.

[mickeymouse14]

@BlueJoshi How do you know?

[BlueJoshi]

@mickeymouse14 Be..cause Gordon is universally referred to as male, looks male, has a masculine name, and is, in fact, male?

"Mare" is a term that refers to a female horse, so it wouldn't apply to a Gordon Freeman pony.

Not like it matters, anyway, because despite the apparent proclivities of bronies, the characters don't actually contain horse puns in their names. None of the official ponies do. Bronies need to stop doin' that.

[mickeymouse14]

@BlueJoshi better than having your last name ending with some apple related pun.

[AmiMecanique]

@mickeymouse14 GORDON FREEMANE.

[CrossboneSRB]

@KhaledAlAsad So, who's gonna know at the heaven's door?

[GordonFreeman713]

@KhaledAlAsad THATS ME!!!

[JonBall44]

@KhaledAlAsad

lol, silence

[NilsTFK]

"Even bake a cake for her"

Epic moment.

[jamescorck]

That was fantastic.

I didn't know John Patrick Lowrie and Ellen McLain were married!

[PhatHamsterThe1st]

*success kid pic*

[cabossimn]

this is nothing but epic

[RichardULZ]

0:08 - 0:14 Announcer: sarcasm self test, complete.

[Kile1592]

Wait. She doesn't know much about MLP? I heard she knew Lauren Faust and told Lauren she loved FiM, and would jump at the chance to voice in an episode. Which one is true?!

[rehtlh]

@Kile1592 Can't you hear the sarcasm in her voice? She totally knows who Celestia is. XD

[Zenith3451]

My god... That was the greatest thing i have ever heard...

[Pyrobug0]

Ellen McLain wins the internet. Again.

[Kile1592]

Wow. She can do the GLaDOS voice without a filter (mostly)? That's extremely amazing!

[superbros15]

Bronies... We have been administered into Aperture's rankings. It is time to enter the facility, and do science... FOR FRIENDSHIP!

[TastyBusiness]

I can die happy now.

[Alphabetadelta97]

I feel the sudden craving to draw Mlp/Portal fanart now...

[GraphiteSketchUK]

GLaDOS vs Princess Celestia Rap Battle.

It NEEDS to happen.

[Schneeraubtier]

There's no part of this I didn't like.

[Retrospect0l]

One of the best things ever!

[kevinguzzer]

:D (... that is all)

[eddmario]

Now we need someone to Portal-ify this, then make a custom MLP inspired Portal 2 level and add this to it.

[MultiWhatever007]

@eddmario DO IT FILLY

[kuledrumergie87]

@eddmario Have you heard of the Portal 2.5 mod? It's a massive pony mod people are doing based off the fanfic: Better living through Science and Ponies. You should check it out; it's actually pretty good.

[typoded]

where was this shot?

[runescapemusicman2]

well... nowhere to run now

[Roxas897]

Edit the voice SOMEONE

[sebsabrony]

All roads lead to ponies

[Amatei0]

I'm having a seizure of awesomeness

[PhAtYMaStAMaTtY]

I bet pinkie can make a better cake then GLaDOS........

[ThePalpiteitor]

i couldnt hear anything over the sounf of how awesome this is