hmmm... last time i check, the people at microsoft weren't adding leis on my computer... nope... i can't find any... and word is a hell of a lot better than appleworks, but i wish i had my old word back... I CAN FIND ANY OF MY HIDDEN SECRETS I HAD!!!
iWork is allot better, unlike work where people only know how to use about 10% of its features, Pages 08 (apple's word)I sat down and learned the entire thing in a few minutes. Same with keynote (apple's power point) and numbers (apple's excel). Best part is I can save it in the MS Office formats and they work fine at school. Except keynote is high definition, so it downscales quality to work in power point.
Hi Mac, Lets talk about Alienware and speed you slow block. Oh you look cute but you are really an old lady who freaks out when you use a big application...i.e. Photoshop... Hey iMac why CS2 freak you out and you always freeze? Why you can't handle the 3 application open at the same time? Illustrator, Indesign, Photoshop.
OMG...and I am not even opening Bridge...cuz you will CRASHHHHH! AND FREEEEEEZE. HMMM kind of weird that happend for the GOD MAC....FU. I use both computer Mac it is just EYE candy.
What the hell are you talking about? I always have dreamweaver, ftp client, instant messaging, photoshop, indesign, illustrator, bridge, adressbook, calendar, print service, mail, all iLife apps, final cut and 5 different browsers running, even on my 13" macbook. I didn't restart it for two MONTHS one time and still it was very fast and kept almost totally quiet, except when rendering something complicated. I can't imagine a PC laptop doing this for 1.7k €.
Actually the Mac Pro can have up to 4 harddiscs which means several terabytes. I also miss the touch stuff. But an active digitizer is even greater, in my opinion. That's comming with the Modbook, but it's soo expensive... have to think about it.
I Agree with some of you, macs have a creative and easy to use OS. I like PC's better, because the actual computer is made by companies competing to beat the others, which enables better computers.
The Macbook Pro is an impressive computer, but it doesn't stand up to the Pc notebooks that are out there. I've never heard of a macintosh with even a terabyte of memory. Or a touch screen notebook.
Macs cant compete with PCs realistically in pretty much any aspect, cost/performance ratio, gaming, the fact that 90%+ of programs are made for windows.
But Wait!! Why doesn't Windows notify me when it's time to restart in order for those "cool Updates" to work. Maybe that way I could save my work. Oh, that right... Microsoft doesn't care about my work and my paycheck, they care about their own profit.
ummm.... wait a tic, windows DOES notify you when its time to restart, you can even click, RESTART LATER, or I'll manually restart myself, Actually... wow, thats quite hard to read, let me put that so a 5 year old can read it... RESTART NOW? : "Yes." "No." up to you! O.O ^.^
Also in macs, clicking and dragging doesn't move stuff. For some reason, the shortcut to the harddrive on the desktop just dissappeared during my session. No big deal, I open up finder, click and drag the hard drive icon over to the destop, and, instead of dropping there which actually makes sense, it explodes. I'm serious, it just went "poof!" Then there's all the problems I have with mac not being able to save my programs. And I could go on, but I have to go, to use the mac
The hardware for apple sucks. the mighty mouse just isn't, and I use mac osx's daily. Where do the problems begin? well, the finder is a piece of crap, to open it, you must have the dock, which serves no real purpose. With a PC, you can do anything with the keyboard, open up programs, etc. but with macs, you have to open finder with the mouse, and to open it using the top bar, you have to search around.
Hardware for Apple doesn't suck. The mighty mouse is really efficient. I can set the mouse for easy one click access to dashboard expose. If you weren't an idiot you'd realize that if you went to "Keyboard & Mouse" in System Preferences you can add a keyboard shortcut for any application on your Mac including Finder. The dock is a lot easier to use than the unorganized piece of crap Windows calls the taskbar. I've had my Mac for 3 days and even I know that you can open Finder with a shortcut.
Umm.. i made the PC to Mac switch 3 months ago and I will never look back.. have not had a single program freeze, system shutdown, virus, or even a popup ad since the dy I got my macbook... Have fun in windows hell 'smart people' like you...
And while "smart people people like you" are either playing video games or doing accounting on those UGLY calculators on steroids, Mac users are being creative, editing Hollywood films (King Kong, Superman Returns, Star Wars 1-2-3,Jarhead), and earning $400-$500 a day. And you earn what... $400-$500 a month?
wait... cuz, u know... mac uses MICROSOFT internet explorer, MICROSOFT word, MICROSOFT Windows Messenger... where is all of MAC's little nice programs that haven't been written over into Windows format, is it because their stuff isn't good enough to be recoded like windows is?!!??!?!? OH SNAP!
Safari,Pages,TextEdit,AppleWorks,NeoOffice and Adium. In my opinion all much superior programmes to the MS ones you've mentioned. I think one of the reasons that Apple don't port their stuff over because the reason it was built was to run as seamlessly on possible on OSX and NOT to be used as a cashcow... (that's what itunes is for :D)
The reason is that Microsoft is a licensing whore, and would do anything to gain more money, and more popularity. And, by the way, Keynote and Pages OWN Word and Powerpoint. As for Windows Messenger (which SUCKS!), I'm sure you've heard of iChat.
Actually I haven't heard of iChat, probably because no one uses it. I was mentioning programs that have been ported for Mac, not actually good programs. Mozilla = #1 Browser
umm.. my Macbook with 2.0 Ghz, 80 GB, and a whole bunch of other fancy tenchical mumbo jumbo was only $1099... and it is the best computer i have even owned both in terms of the OS software and the hardware design... I can only speak from personal experience but after my parents WinPC crashed last week they just ordered a 17'' iMac...
That's a pro windows spoof, not pro mac. Looks like it's saying windows is better because you don't have to go out and buy updates or operating systems to upgrade all the time.
you make an interesting point. however, since we're making PC look absolutely ridiculous with the flowers, hat, and sunglasses (not to mention the extreme 'whiteness' of using 'word'), I think that you're probably the only person who would actually give the commercial enough thought to come to that conclusion.
It's the same thing with the real Ad when PC is about to go in to get an upgrade and he's wearing hospital patient clothes. He's saying how he's going to get more memory and upgrade software. Apple makes it look like it's a bad thing when mac's CAN'T EVEN DO THAT
PC got leid.
ForgetNetThrottling 3 years ago
you two are good :)
yobitv 3 years ago
Macs own pcs, hands down
12345zxcvbnmasdfghjk 4 years ago
@12345zxcvbnmasdfghjk just placed my "thumbs down" :)
FearTheL33t 1 year ago
hmmm... last time i check, the people at microsoft weren't adding leis on my computer... nope... i can't find any... and word is a hell of a lot better than appleworks, but i wish i had my old word back... I CAN FIND ANY OF MY HIDDEN SECRETS I HAD!!!
kirbyfan95 4 years ago
iWork is allot better, unlike work where people only know how to use about 10% of its features, Pages 08 (apple's word)I sat down and learned the entire thing in a few minutes. Same with keynote (apple's power point) and numbers (apple's excel). Best part is I can save it in the MS Office formats and they work fine at school. Except keynote is high definition, so it downscales quality to work in power point.
CowboyDiplomacy 4 years ago
woops, mean Word in the top line, not work.
CowboyDiplomacy 4 years ago
Hi Mac, Lets talk about Alienware and speed you slow block. Oh you look cute but you are really an old lady who freaks out when you use a big application...i.e. Photoshop... Hey iMac why CS2 freak you out and you always freeze? Why you can't handle the 3 application open at the same time? Illustrator, Indesign, Photoshop.
nicksaregone 4 years ago
OMG...and I am not even opening Bridge...cuz you will CRASHHHHH! AND FREEEEEEZE. HMMM kind of weird that happend for the GOD MAC....FU. I use both computer Mac it is just EYE candy.
nicksaregone 4 years ago
What the hell are you talking about? I always have dreamweaver, ftp client, instant messaging, photoshop, indesign, illustrator, bridge, adressbook, calendar, print service, mail, all iLife apps, final cut and 5 different browsers running, even on my 13" macbook. I didn't restart it for two MONTHS one time and still it was very fast and kept almost totally quiet, except when rendering something complicated. I can't imagine a PC laptop doing this for 1.7k €.
franaticdesig 4 years ago
try running cod4 high res + fraps on high ... im notsure poor mac will manage :p
pulasthibandara 3 years ago
Get this --- my mac using friend got really excited a while back about an 'exciting new development' from Apple!!!
What was it? TWO buttons on a mouse!! ROFLMAO!!!
ALANSHEARERISGOD 4 years ago
funny comment! :D
mkcvx 4 years ago
LOL! Good Job :D
juidas 4 years ago
Actually the Mac Pro can have up to 4 harddiscs which means several terabytes. I also miss the touch stuff. But an active digitizer is even greater, in my opinion. That's comming with the Modbook, but it's soo expensive... have to think about it.
decremental 4 years ago
I Agree with some of you, macs have a creative and easy to use OS. I like PC's better, because the actual computer is made by companies competing to beat the others, which enables better computers.
The Macbook Pro is an impressive computer, but it doesn't stand up to the Pc notebooks that are out there. I've never heard of a macintosh with even a terabyte of memory. Or a touch screen notebook.
pimptruck42 4 years ago
Macs cant compete with PCs realistically in pretty much any aspect, cost/performance ratio, gaming, the fact that 90%+ of programs are made for windows.
sin 4 years ago
lol women - trun some half decent video and sound tips and see if I care then!
stephendew 4 years ago
But Wait!! Why doesn't Windows notify me when it's time to restart in order for those "cool Updates" to work. Maybe that way I could save my work. Oh, that right... Microsoft doesn't care about my work and my paycheck, they care about their own profit.
jessiethegood 4 years ago
So does apple
lostworld3030 4 years ago
ummm.... wait a tic, windows DOES notify you when its time to restart, you can even click, RESTART LATER, or I'll manually restart myself, Actually... wow, thats quite hard to read, let me put that so a 5 year old can read it... RESTART NOW? : "Yes." "No." up to you! O.O ^.^
coma9 4 years ago
mac is sexy
shawn6901 4 years ago
Also in macs, clicking and dragging doesn't move stuff. For some reason, the shortcut to the harddrive on the desktop just dissappeared during my session. No big deal, I open up finder, click and drag the hard drive icon over to the destop, and, instead of dropping there which actually makes sense, it explodes. I'm serious, it just went "poof!" Then there's all the problems I have with mac not being able to save my programs. And I could go on, but I have to go, to use the mac
JSharpe187 4 years ago
You must have an old outdate version because I've never had that problem. Or maybe it's just operator error?
xlt3zz 4 years ago
The hardware for apple sucks. the mighty mouse just isn't, and I use mac osx's daily. Where do the problems begin? well, the finder is a piece of crap, to open it, you must have the dock, which serves no real purpose. With a PC, you can do anything with the keyboard, open up programs, etc. but with macs, you have to open finder with the mouse, and to open it using the top bar, you have to search around.
JSharpe187 4 years ago
Hardware for Apple doesn't suck. The mighty mouse is really efficient. I can set the mouse for easy one click access to dashboard expose. If you weren't an idiot you'd realize that if you went to "Keyboard & Mouse" in System Preferences you can add a keyboard shortcut for any application on your Mac including Finder. The dock is a lot easier to use than the unorganized piece of crap Windows calls the taskbar. I've had my Mac for 3 days and even I know that you can open Finder with a shortcut.
xlt3zz 4 years ago
this was hillarious! It gave me a good laugh...
bgdrewsif 4 years ago
macs= hippies who have all day to wait for stuff to unfreeze pcs=smart people like me
sac93822 4 years ago
Umm.. i made the PC to Mac switch 3 months ago and I will never look back.. have not had a single program freeze, system shutdown, virus, or even a popup ad since the dy I got my macbook... Have fun in windows hell 'smart people' like you...
bgdrewsif 4 years ago
And while "smart people people like you" are either playing video games or doing accounting on those UGLY calculators on steroids, Mac users are being creative, editing Hollywood films (King Kong, Superman Returns, Star Wars 1-2-3,Jarhead), and earning $400-$500 a day. And you earn what... $400-$500 a month?
jessiethegood 4 years ago
Oh ya, because it's an impossibility to do ANYTHING fun on a PC. Fucking moron.
I'm sure every movie ever made was made in iMovie.
Get your facts straight.
Matt08642 4 years ago
wait... cuz, u know... mac uses MICROSOFT internet explorer, MICROSOFT word, MICROSOFT Windows Messenger... where is all of MAC's little nice programs that haven't been written over into Windows format, is it because their stuff isn't good enough to be recoded like windows is?!!??!?!? OH SNAP!
coma9 4 years ago
Safari,Pages,TextEdit,AppleWorks,NeoOffice and Adium. In my opinion all much superior programmes to the MS ones you've mentioned. I think one of the reasons that Apple don't port their stuff over because the reason it was built was to run as seamlessly on possible on OSX and NOT to be used as a cashcow... (that's what itunes is for :D)
ncasey88 4 years ago
The reason is that Microsoft is a licensing whore, and would do anything to gain more money, and more popularity. And, by the way, Keynote and Pages OWN Word and Powerpoint. As for Windows Messenger (which SUCKS!), I'm sure you've heard of iChat.
jessiethegood 4 years ago
Actually I haven't heard of iChat, probably because no one uses it. I was mentioning programs that have been ported for Mac, not actually good programs. Mozilla = #1 Browser
coma9 4 years ago
Oh yes.. let's go on iChat because its the most popular used IM program right? *rolls eyes*
AlexialDaragos 4 years ago
Macs= retarded rich people.
Howie262 4 years ago
PC = affordable and quality, macs = $2500 piece of shit.
JSharpe187 4 years ago
so true
Angrysoviet 4 years ago
Yay! Someone who shares my view!
roketjack 4 years ago
umm.. my Macbook with 2.0 Ghz, 80 GB, and a whole bunch of other fancy tenchical mumbo jumbo was only $1099... and it is the best computer i have even owned both in terms of the OS software and the hardware design... I can only speak from personal experience but after my parents WinPC crashed last week they just ordered a 17'' iMac...
bgdrewsif 4 years ago
AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HAAA!
Mac, wonderful job imitating the original guy with putting your hands in your pockets the way he does too...
XD Just like a real ad!!!!!
Watch your sound quality!!!!
minetruly 4 years ago
MICROPHONE
Alexvideoclip 4 years ago
That's a pro windows spoof, not pro mac. Looks like it's saying windows is better because you don't have to go out and buy updates or operating systems to upgrade all the time.
GeoffZak2 4 years ago
you make an interesting point. however, since we're making PC look absolutely ridiculous with the flowers, hat, and sunglasses (not to mention the extreme 'whiteness' of using 'word'), I think that you're probably the only person who would actually give the commercial enough thought to come to that conclusion.
MiNKisGF11 4 years ago
It's the same thing with the real Ad when PC is about to go in to get an upgrade and he's wearing hospital patient clothes. He's saying how he's going to get more memory and upgrade software. Apple makes it look like it's a bad thing when mac's CAN'T EVEN DO THAT
Us3L3ss 4 years ago
Tis true. Macs suck.
JSharpe187 4 years ago
wtf, you can disable the updates if you hate them that much
cronaldo115 4 years ago
The Mac Girl (or iGirl :-D) has a really nice body, i'd like to see her again in another spoof. Mac rules, anyway.
Mat5913 4 years ago
lol i l;ove mac add spoofs
arranmc182 4 years ago
hooray! just needs music.
thepreciousegg 4 years ago