A new anime called "Mirai Nikki" has just been released. The manga has been around for a while. It's about a girl who's OBSESSED with this guy, and is willing to do WHATEVER is needed to be with him. In other words, she's a yandere chick. Look up some clips on youtube if your interested. Look up "Mirai Nikki Yuno Yandere Love" on youtube. FUCKING SCARY!
Normally I'd here ' You cheated on me! ' in a comedy manga with that funny clingy girl, you know what I mean, and I'd laugh but, with this girl..... I seriously don't know.
You're all silly. There are things you don't do when a yandere has chosen you. Yanderes give you oppurtunity and oppurtunity to assure them they're the only one for you, onii-chan didn't take them. Onii-chan should've known what he was getting into. Silly onii-chan.
"It's not like I've come to hate Onii-chan or anything" This is so Similar to that "Tsun" Line we all know and, love yet the meaning and hints it gives you are totally Opposite
Something that is so typical and cliche with yandere characters in anime throughout the years is that the male character doesn't know or ever heard of how to make a "white lie" towards a psycho bitch....
Actually I once had a "yandere" type of ex, she is quiet and typical "next door" type of girl, but somehow when she know that I was talking to another female friend of mine (whom I know for ages) she would act "funny" in a way and starting to ask question about how my day was... Anyways yandere is a bit hard to predict but when shit hit the fan, those "anime character" doesn't know how to make a straight forward white lie to their face. :S
@hanchiman I believe you, but what I was saying, is that faced with a person as insane as that, lying is likely to be as dangerous as the truth, because they will still find something wrong with the lie. She is geared up to have something be wrong, and for there to be some reason to hate/love the player.
My favorite version of this has to be....uhhh...Izaya's....2 psychos! A perfect match.... (though I'm not sure which is more yandere....) I love this one!
@kingofevilpotato Oh, she's just someone here to play with sharp things with me. Maybe. But more importantly, what are you doing at the door, I wonder? [click click click] You couldn't be trying to escape, could you? COULD YOU? That isn't very nice at all...I went to all this trouble to make dinner... -and you just walk out on me...?- [click click] [click] [step]
@kingofevilpotato NO! [CRASH] Don't-don't run away! Stay with me! Why? Why can't I ever be with the one I love!? I can't let you get away! Never! [slash slash stab] [gurgle] ...there... Now, you won't try that again, will you? Nope, you won't~ ^^ Nobody runs away from me with a knife in his leg~! [hihihi]
@kingofevilpotato Hmm... It seems that your phone is ringing! Who could it be~? [snatch] Oh, just look at what it says on the screen... [hihihi] Well, I won't let this girl intrude on our quality time. ^_~ [beep] [call ended] Now, tell me... Who is she? I said, WHO IS SHE!? WHAT IS SHE TO YOU? ...Your girlfriend? I see, so that's her name... Makes it a lot easier to find her now...
...oh... you know... someplace sweet... with lots of witnes... I mean... romanticity...
Like Chateau Le Aide...! Yes, that's it!
Now go put on a nice little dress...maybe a suit for me too... and give me back my phone so I can call them, [And the ambulance. And the police.] okay, sweetie~?
@kingofevilpotato You really think so? ^//////^ Of course, I'm the one you love the most, right~? So who was on the phone just now? [grab] ...The police? Why would you call them? Don't you trust me? I won't let anyone hurt you, ever! And...this name again...your girlfriend... So. Do you have an explanation? [click] [click] [lock]
[hihihi] Of course I won't~ but if you do something naughty, it's my job to teach you a lesson, that's all!
My dress? It's just an ordinary red dress... [I chose red because the stains don't show]
Oh, that reminds me - what do you think of these shoes? The heels are really high~ I can even put things in them! Like these safety pins and needles and this lighter... See? Very practical! <3
I just relized I'm feeling light headed and I'm hyperventing.
sweetmockingjay 1 week ago
@sweetmockingjay creepy isn't it?
fancynancypigs1 4 days ago
This is not peachy. This is not peachy at all.
Hitori0okami 1 week ago
o.o ?
keithhopps 1 week ago
what anime is this?
justine568 2 weeks ago
おっかねぇわ・・・・・・。
おっかねぇわ!!!
pankun64 3 weeks ago
I came here from Hatsune Miku o.o
Lillypie19 1 month ago 3
yay japan
CreeprThaReaper 1 month ago
This how girl's in dating sims should act instead of like friends.
fifthaliceChey 1 month ago in playlist Yandere
not gonna lie, this scared me, but i still love it.
saitodono88 1 month ago
oh shit
fireblizard8366 1 month ago
Kinda stupid...saying something like _Finally eating a home cooked meal_ to,of all people,a YANDERE?
yeah
death flag
unknownakatsuki 1 month ago
Let me guess the end...Onii-Chan dies.;*
LighttheHedgehogable 2 months ago
As soon as I heard the music at 3:29, I was like Oh shet.
Sakkiuh 2 months ago
Oh sis... IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS SHIT WORKS!!!
*pins her to the floor*
TheMaverickPheonix 2 months ago
this can give you a reason to curl up in an ass-ball
whatever the hell that means....
DarkFrozenDepths 2 months ago
dat crazyy biatch.
cyrax010014 3 months ago
well guess who's not sleeping tonight ah hahaha haha......ha....erm ;.;
ddrstandard2008 3 months ago
こんな妹やだ・・・
00000tu1 3 months ago
~Mother of God face~ .....
~Oh Crap face with a tear~ THAT WAS SCARY
joshuaster1 3 months ago
Onee-chan: Talk about dinner...TALK ABOUT DINNER?!?! YOU WANNA FUCKING TALK ABOUT DINNER?!?!
girl: talk about dinner???
Onee-chan: YOU WANT DINNER?!?! ILL MAKE YOU DINNER!!!! *SLAPS WITH HAMBURGER* TRY EATING THAT!!! WENDY'S BITCH
strawberrylicorice22 3 months ago 3
I wonder what the Onii-chan is saying....
hainelin120 3 months ago
Hot.
crypto66 4 months ago
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READ THIS IF YOU LIKE YANDERE ANIME:
A new anime called "Mirai Nikki" has just been released. The manga has been around for a while. It's about a girl who's OBSESSED with this guy, and is willing to do WHATEVER is needed to be with him. In other words, she's a yandere chick. Look up some clips on youtube if your interested. Look up "Mirai Nikki Yuno Yandere Love" on youtube. FUCKING SCARY!
bigbrown4114493 4 months ago
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RamblingsOfTheInsane 4 months ago
jesus christ O__O
SamuraiMC18 4 months ago
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QUICK HAVE SEX WITH HER ITS THE ONLY WAY OUT
MrJacksonbeck 5 months ago
"I'll have to clean it all out okay?"
What's she gonna do, force Onii-chan to drink bleach?
xOwarix1 5 months ago 2
You wouldn't believe I watched this on a 32* C day and still felt like it was 10*.
xLongngox 6 months ago
I would've just blasted the bitch and thrown up the deuces afterwards
bigbrown4114493 6 months ago
- Oh, god... MOM! DAD! My sis have something... wrong!
She took a knife and start to come close... SO FUKING CLOSE!
MOM! DAD!
C'mon, let's talk...!
- Come here, onii-chan... it's for yout sake... because...
- Oh god, oh god, oh, god
- I love you, Onii... chaan...
- OH GOD!!
- Bad end -
BiancoAssassino 6 months ago
@3:41 reminds me of my Ex GF(with out the kid's voice) ......Jealousy: the ugly side of love
xin22 6 months ago
Sorewa yokkata NE!? I love how she says it
Tails438 6 months ago
4:53 WELL ISN"T THAT JUST PEACHY
*wets self in fear*
iceloveanime 7 months ago 45
@iceloveanime Lol!! yes it is peachy XD!
NewbVeronica 1 month ago
the evil Japanese girls and their brotherly complex , tesk tesk
DevilRaptorB 8 months ago
@missmiku931 ohh well.... :<
*sniff* it's ok u.u, but thank you <3
girlofinuyasha 8 months ago
there should be a sign that reads; "Warning: Anime girls may be more psychotic then they appear."
Warchief1223 9 months ago
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Warchief1223 9 months ago
Normally I'd here ' You cheated on me! ' in a comedy manga with that funny clingy girl, you know what I mean, and I'd laugh but, with this girl..... I seriously don't know.
sheanime 9 months ago
Oh cool, so I won't be sleeping tonight.
GunheartM1A1 9 months ago
"Okay sis, if I give you some dick will you stop killing people?"
pullahoko 9 months ago 56
@pullahoko isn't that the easiest solution to all yanderes? but then again... they may come back for more
DarkFrozenDepths 2 months ago
so.....this character already exists? OwO
can anyone say me the name of the anime or manga where she appears? :D
i love yandere!!!!!!!♥
girlofinuyasha 9 months ago
WHAT THE HELL....SHE'S COMPLETELY MENTALLY ILL!! WHAT....SHE ISN'T EVEN HIS WIFE, WHY WOULD SHE SAY HE'S CHEATING ON HER O_O!
Shanie019 9 months ago
@Shanie019 uuhhh that's the whole point of a girl being Yandere they are obsessed ne ^^ that is what I think
joshuaster1 3 months ago
she should of served him the girls she killed now that would of been freaky O_O
MrTrojis 10 months ago
最高ですな
渚かわいいよ渚
SuperEscapism 10 months ago
You're all silly. There are things you don't do when a yandere has chosen you. Yanderes give you oppurtunity and oppurtunity to assure them they're the only one for you, onii-chan didn't take them. Onii-chan should've known what he was getting into. Silly onii-chan.
FemBadTouchTrio 10 months ago 11
I just want to say to her, "I fucked her and it felt GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD."
*homicide by crazy sister*
bigbrown4114493 10 months ago
brother complex 101
bigbrown4114493 10 months ago
"It's not like I've come to hate Onii-chan or anything" This is so Similar to that "Tsun" Line we all know and, love yet the meaning and hints it gives you are totally Opposite
darkmann08 10 months ago
7:24 ah.....GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!! D8
ELITEHAMSTER123 10 months ago
@ELITEHAMSTER123 task force 141: TAKE COVER ENEMY YANDERE SPOTTED!!!!!!!
icetitan009 6 months ago
So cute.
Fortevn 11 months ago
1:53 - Onii-chan is probly thinking right now: "AGH!! I'm screwed!"
AjiraCtelin1993 11 months ago
WELL ISN'T THAT JUST PEACHY!
xDD
Biohazardkittens 1 year ago 5
BUT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! was what I was yelling when she started yelling.
CatChimeraCrystal64 1 year ago 2
If only yandere came in lesbian format.
soavifox 1 year ago 2
OMG. It's totally Rena and Keiichi.
Keiichi's gonna flip out and smash her with the metal bat and scratch his own throat out.
KirroSoya 1 year ago 4
Something that is so typical and cliche with yandere characters in anime throughout the years is that the male character doesn't know or ever heard of how to make a "white lie" towards a psycho bitch....
hanchiman 1 year ago 3
@hanchiman But wouldn't the yandere one come to their own conclusions (which are going to be bad) anyway?
Kainlarsen 11 months ago
@Kainlarsen
Actually I once had a "yandere" type of ex, she is quiet and typical "next door" type of girl, but somehow when she know that I was talking to another female friend of mine (whom I know for ages) she would act "funny" in a way and starting to ask question about how my day was... Anyways yandere is a bit hard to predict but when shit hit the fan, those "anime character" doesn't know how to make a straight forward white lie to their face. :S
hanchiman 11 months ago
@hanchiman I believe you, but what I was saying, is that faced with a person as insane as that, lying is likely to be as dangerous as the truth, because they will still find something wrong with the lie. She is geared up to have something be wrong, and for there to be some reason to hate/love the player.
Kainlarsen 11 months ago
My favorite version of this has to be....uhhh...Izaya's....2 psychos! A perfect match.... (though I'm not sure which is more yandere....) I love this one!
silverhaireduchiha 1 year ago
1:52. The moment where I prepared to shit myself.
ymir233 1 year ago
I am SOOOOOO turned on right now.
07azunyan 1 year ago
you're missing a few lines from the end
flamingspinach 1 year ago
i love the ronald macdonald version of this LOL
at first i was like why is her face like that oOoO then i realized she is some kind of psycho LOL
OsakaYurikKajitani 1 year ago 2
4:04
So is this going to end up with "Onii-chan" killing her later along with his other best friend with a metal bat,and then scratch his throat out?
silverstar06811 1 year ago
Onii-chan = Of course you
audistas0889 1 year ago
@RedVelvetIcing
punishment game = girls acting yandere
k1 really jizzed his pants afterwards.
gurezurei 1 year ago
This is kinda unrelated, but are they in any kind of chronological order?
Thank you for subbing!
pikapichu5 1 year ago
声めっちゃ可愛いww
尽くしてくれるのはいいことだね♪
八宝菜w食べたいww
nonomurayuuki 1 year ago
こんな妹が居たら毎日がハッピー!!!
僕もお兄ちゃんって呼ばれたいな
こんな尽くしてくれる妹に嘘は駄目だよ!!!
MrYoshi0629 1 year ago
So she has to cleanse your throat and your stomach, huh? Well then, goodbye Onii-Chan. it's been nice knowing you...
Crescentclawe 1 year ago 5
@Crescentclawe LOL.
ARIZONAMIKED777 1 year ago
USODA!~
ArtemisChinoame 1 year ago
As I was reading the subtitles, I kept on looking at the picture and it looked like it keeps on zooming in. Scary.
KLVE 1 year ago
D: Oh shit glad I'm not that guy!
TopRamenx3 1 year ago
Score!
Idonthaveanamelol 1 year ago
From 0:00 to 3:49 I was like "Oh okay...I can live with this...this is okay...Huh...Kind of suspicious but it can pass...then 3:50. "OH FUCK."
whistleforthebigcash 1 year ago
is there any yangire one?
Arrakhis 1 year ago
ヤンデレにぶち殺されたい
※美少女に限る
gojuo 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
What a fuck is this...
sakanasacana 1 year ago
i wish i had a yandere onee-chan.
ilovesuicidegirls 1 year ago
Smelling levels increase when converting to yandere.
juLailgun 1 year ago 6
Ohh S*** he is sooo dead.
Raven236 1 year ago
I'm conflicted about whether I should watch part 2. o.e Who is this girl anyway?
CarolineandEmmaShow 1 year ago
she reminds me to kaede from shuffle!
WrathOfPope 1 year ago 4
He should have told her to get back in the kitchen, since she enjoyed it SO MUCH.
ImusakHctividar 1 year ago
Those who go for a yandere never go back. At least the ones still alive.
EpoBot 1 year ago
@EpoBot i prefer tsundere... more healthy
henryhenriquez 1 year ago
7:25 OMG when I heard/read that line my first thought was "Shit ...... RUN!!" XDD
This audio drama is funnier than I though :P
Allank2468 1 year ago
....i can't believe i shat my pants during watching this video....-_- well you have to admit, having a little sister sometime can be scary...
691hey 1 year ago
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3:14 OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
pancho000111 1 year ago
Onee-chan :D
Purufufuru 1 year ago
I'd really hate to be in the shoes of whoever she's talking to. that lady is creepy
yoshkosh 1 year ago
Well, she is efficient, I'll give her that.
Denamic 1 year ago
uhh what are you guys doing?
sealaz1 1 year ago
its best to pretend you understand and then knock her the fuck out and run like hell.
LelouchCommandsYou 1 year ago 7
Oh jesus christ. o_o Once I heard the scary music I totally muted it.. o..o
ARIZONAMIKED777 1 year ago
4:04 RENA RYUGU ANYONE!?!?!?!
Smokepaw12 1 year ago 104
@Smokepaw12 Indeed... I think I pissed myself...
GhostOfOpera 1 year ago
@Smokepaw12 Don't eat the ohagi, Onii-chan! D:
Gordygoo12 1 year ago
@Smokepaw12 oh god o-o it is rena XD
TheUsodaEatsYourHead 1 year ago
"I can tell by the smell...."
RUN.
twitchykun 1 year ago 4
i had to stop at 4:04 and HHHHHNNNGGGGGGGGGG
MadThad0890 1 year ago
How the hell do u expect us u read this when u have the creepy ass picture staring at us!
thejorrel129 1 year ago
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@thejorrel129 scroll down a little!
pandakickmyleg 1 year ago
simply amazing.
Mentalbutsafe 1 year ago
I absolutely approve of listening to this with the volume all the way up.
IsDesu 1 year ago
Higurashi pose. She looks like she's scratching her neck. AND she has a knife.
Added to that's the whole "I must clean Onii-chan" and "Onii-chan WHY WEREN'T YOU HOME?" and "I SHOULD HAVE KEPT THE PART WITH BLOOD ON IT"
What's NOT to love?
littlexscreamer 1 year ago 3
.... I wonder who's the poor fellow who's their 'onii-chan'
JoannaAnimeLover 1 year ago 131
"You."
Xunkun 1 year ago
@JoannaAnimeLover
"Poor fellow"?
Pfsthaw. I would give anything to have a sister like this.
"Incest"? More liek "wincest", amirite?
ZombieSlayer54 1 year ago 5
@JoannaAnimeLover
hmmm i wish it was justin bieber xD
SuperMiku22 11 months ago
@JoannaAnimeLover
The listener?
CpnGame 8 months ago
How many sisters does this guy have?
Also most of the scariness kind of left because of the crappy SFX.
Decliner 1 year ago
"I can tell by the smell...."
RUN.
twitchykun 1 year ago
Why are people roleplaying here?
Stop it.
.____.
purplekitsune28 1 year ago
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kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
@purplekitsune28 i know! stop having fun guys!!
MemShippou 1 year ago
@MemShippou I just think that it's annoying that you go to see the comments and you see something that belongs in private messaging. >__<
purplekitsune28 1 year ago
@purplekitsune28
Dear me, I'm sorry~ ^^
But I wonder, what is the ratio of the number of people who are interested to the number of those who are annoyed?
We have one complaint, one fan and one sarcastic person of unknown allegiance right now. Let's see what happens, shall we?
But I guess everyone who watches this video is interested in yandere to some extent, so...
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
I feel really bad for this guy. no matter which way he chosen. he has to die. The jealous heart of woman is scary.
theunionofthestars 1 year ago
I like it when she screams.
MichaSin 1 year ago
渚ちゃん、料理の材料の組み合わせとかを考えてくれんかにゃ??
lilmikoto 1 year ago
0.0 I'd definately let her clean my organs out. =P
Darkrise714 1 year ago 3
@amysteriousgal Why do you want to hurt me? T___T
QueenRikku 1 year ago
@QueenRikku
Because knives are fun! Don't you agree?
Don't you?
<3
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
I-i see you've got a friend there...
Who is she?
[Maybe I can get away while she's distracted...]
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
W-what are you talking about? I was checking the lock on the door, that's all. Yep, nice and secure...
[I should have ran when I had the chance.]
A-actually, I heard a knock on the door and went to see who it was...
[Hm... Maybe I can outrun her...]
Actually, I was thinking of going out for an evening jog...
...
[stepstepstepstepstepstep]
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
Guh... [Ouch... That didn't go exactly as planned. Just play it safe...]
...that was stupid of me, huh... running away from an... excellent dinner... and a beautiful girl...
[I hope she buys this...]
...missy... what do you plan on doing to me...?
...I think really need to get to that... hospital now... haha...
[ohpleasepleasepleasesaveme]
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
@kingofevilpotato
[kyaaa~ he thinks I'm beautiful!]
You really think so? Then...[kyaaa~] we should really finish this excellent dinner!
Hospital can wait, we can't let this food go to waste, can we? ^^
Say "aah"...
Don't look so nervous, you won't ever be hurt if you stay with me~ [hihi]
Now, eat up! <3
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
No! I told you I'm not hungry!
...ah...I mean... if it's your cooking... I could never be full enough for your food... haha... [If I tell her the truth she'll kill me.]
...don't get me wrong... I'd love to eat your food... but... uh... I think we need to stop this bleeding first... haha...
[Just persevere a little more and I can be free.]
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
@kingofevilpotato
Don't worry, it's only a little cut!
People can survive for a veeeery~ long time with just a little cut like that, so there's plenty of time to finish dinner! ^^
I know because I once kept a girl with a big scratch in her stomach alive for nearly a week [hihi] but she died in the end, how disappointing...
[trying to steal you from me UNFORGIVABLE I let her off too easy]
So, more lasagna? Or some cookies?
Oh, I just finished up the spaghetti~! Try some!
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
...I...can't say I find that...assuring...
[This girl is nuts! I guess I shoulda done this a long time ago]
...haha...the spaghetti smells wonderful... I'll have some...
[I knew I shouldn't have eaten before I came here. Now, as quiet as I can...]
[*beep*] Ah... Sound? What sound? I didn't hear anything.
There's nothing in my pockets! I swear! [I left the sound on! Stupid!]
[*ring*] [Oh, no.]
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
[This is not good!]
D-d-don't bother with her anymore, dear! She means nothing to me, now that I've found you! ...haha...
So if I could just have my phone back... I'll make a reservation at the finest restaurant, so tonight'll be more romantic! Yes~!
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
@kingofevilpotato
Really~? ^/////^ You don't care about her anymore?
I think I should deal with her, just in case she comes after you... jealous ex-girlfriends are dangerous, you know! [hihihi] But I'll protect you!
[kyaaaaa~ he's taking me out to dinner!]
Of course! I'd love to!
Maybe I'll cook for you again next time~ to repay you!
So, where are we going, I wonder? ^^
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
...oh... you know... someplace sweet... with lots of witnes... I mean... romanticity...
Like Chateau Le Aide...! Yes, that's it!
Now go put on a nice little dress...maybe a suit for me too... and give me back my phone so I can call them, [And the ambulance. And the police.] okay, sweetie~?
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
@kingofevilpotato
Chateau L'Aide? I haven't heard of that...
OK, go ahead and book a place for us! ^^ But don't call anyone else, OK? Promise?
[click click click]
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
...I promise~...
[It's not like you'll know.]
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
@kingofevilpotato
Okie dokies! Here you go~!
^/////^
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
Alright! Thanks sweetie~...
...
Could you go away? Y-you're kind of making me nervous...
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
@kingofevilpotato
Really?
...why? Why would I make you nervous?
Tell me...I'll change it for you~
[Oh no why would he be nervous I didn't do anything wrong]
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
[Really? Well let's see, there's the screaming, and the psychosis, and the MAIMING...]
...well... uh, you keep waving that knife around...and...um, I'm afraid you might...accidentally... slip and cut yourself...or someone else...
[...and the STABBING, and the CRASHING...]
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
@kingofevilpotato
Oh, it's OK! I'm very good with knives!
No need to worry about accidents at all~ [hihihi]
Did you say anything more?
Funny, I could swear I heard... [maimingstabbingcrashingwhat?]
No, my mistake...
But if you think too loudly I might hear you ^_~ I told someone that before, but she went on thinking bad things behind my back~
How about I go and change into a pretty dress now? I can pick something out for you, too! <3
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
Well, you're just a scary little angel, aren't you, sweetie?
[...haha... right... good thing...]
If you can hear my thoughts then why didn't you just break my arms off much earlier? It would save us both the trouble.
[...sure... pick out a nice dress and a good suit for me too... take as looong~ as you need...]
...
[Wait, what did I just say?!]
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
@kingofevilpotato
[argh headache]
...what...did you say, actually?
Which part of that did you say? Which part did you think...?
I almost thought...
[hihihi] I almost thought you actually told me to break your arms off~ Isn't that funny?
Sure, I'll go and pick out some clothes for us ^^
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
...haha... funny... I know, right...?
[That was weird. I need to my keep indoor voice in order... Just calm down.]
...good... just go do that, sweetie... I'll make our reservation now...
[step step step]
[Now that she's gone I can now call... I should tell my girlfriend to hide somewhere.]
*beep beep beep* Hello, honey? It doesn't matter where I am. Listen...
...Understand? Just do it, alright? Bye. *beep*
[Alright, now for the police...]
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
@kingofevilpotato
Lalala~ I know I'm wearing this red evening dress, but how about him...?
Oh no, can't choose~ they'd all look so good! ^////^
I guess I'll just pick one... this!
Now, shoes!~
I should go back and check if he has any dress shoes there...
Wait...
...what do you think you're doing?
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO!?
[click click click]
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
Ah! Sweetie!
*beep*
That was quick!
I-I-I-Is that the dress you're going to wear tonight? My, it looks wonderful!
Is that the suit I'm going to wear? Why, it's completely splendid! Ha...
...Did I tell you you look beautiful? ...
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
[I do, but it's nothing you'd like.]
O-o-of course I do! It's just that I need to remember it, yes~!
But we'll to that in due time, so can we go back to talking about your beautiful dress?
I mean, you'd never hurt ME, right? Right? Sweetie...?
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
@kingofevilpotato
[hihihi] Of course I won't~ but if you do something naughty, it's my job to teach you a lesson, that's all!
My dress? It's just an ordinary red dress... [I chose red because the stains don't show]
Oh, that reminds me - what do you think of these shoes? The heels are really high~ I can even put things in them! Like these safety pins and needles and this lighter... See? Very practical! <3
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
[The lesson being: don't run away or I will mangle your limbs.]
Don't be silly! It looks anything BUT ordinary.
And those shoes! They're way cool!
[But I know, deep down, that those things will be used to make my life a miserable hellhole in the near future.]
See? Haven't you forgotten what we were just talking about? ...haha...
...Please...?
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
@kingofevilpotato
What we were just talking about? Hmm...
Oh! I'm still holding your phone! I wonder why...
Oh yes, your girlfriend. Why did you call her?
And...don't lie to me. Lying is bad, so I might have to teach you a lesson about that...
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
[You're going to teach me a lesson either way. :(]
Well, ah... Can't we go back to your beautiful dress...?
...
No? Well, ok... Ah... I called her and told her t-t-that I was breaking up with her, yeah, that's it!
I-I found some better, I say. And then she flipped, and started threatening m-me. Yeah...
[Please buy this.]
So, I, uh, got scared and tried to call the police, and, um, that's where you stepped stepped in... haha...
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
@kingofevilpotato
Oh, so that's how it is!
Of course, I never doubted your love for me for even a second~ ^^
You don't need to worry about your girlfriend!
I'll make sure she never ever hurts you! ^_~
So you don't need the police, because I'll protect you from bad people OK?
You should really stay away from scary girls, though! It's not good for you~!
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
[Look who's talking!]
...aw... thanks for your concern, sweetie~
...but I really think the police should handle this...
...I mean... I wouldn't want to see you get hurt...
...so if I could just call them...
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
@kingofevilpotato
[kyaaaa~ he's worried about me!] ^////^
Don't-don't worry about me at all~! I'd do anything for you, so don't worry!
So there's no need for the police!
I'll prove to you that I can do anything~!
So, about your girlfriend...
Let's go after her together tonight! <3
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
...eheh... that's really not...
[Wait... What did she say?]
...what exactly do you mean by "go after"...? You don't mean... Oh, god...
o_o
[Wait, this could be chance to escape! But would I really risk her life...?]
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
@kingofevilpotato
What's wrong?
Maybe you still care about her after all?
But I'm more important to you, right~? ^^
So let's go and play with her after dinner! [hihihi]
I'll bring all my favourite knives along and we'll have sooo~ much fun!
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
[eh she'll never find her anyway]
...eheh... what are you talking about? ...of course you're the most important to me...
...it does sound like fun...!
...but why wait after dinner when we can do it now...?
[I can't let her find out that the restaurant isn't real.]
kingofevilpotato 1 year ago
@kingofevilpotato
Really? You really think so~?
All right, let's go! Lalala~ <3
Last time I checked, she lived somewhere along the next street, let's check the phone book!
[flip flip]
Ah, it's number 47! Do you think she's home~? ^////^
amysteriousgal 1 year ago
@amysteriousgal
[She's probably long gone by now.]
...I don't know... why don't we check...? Shall we...?
...uh...could you help me up...? ...I can't walk on this leg... thanks, sweetie...
[step step step step]
[I'll just look... Wait... oh god the light's on in her house :(]
kingofevilpotato