As I am reading this comment after studying the background on your channel page for the past 12 minutes (I'm a very studious person) I find myself predisposed to enjoying whatever comment you choose to leave for me. The fact of the matter is that I find myself savoring and reveling your usage of "fuck" "krumbine" "FUCK" "GODAMN SEXY" and glossing over all the rest. While you may think this a negative, know that those five words have never been enjoyed more than this right now in this moment.
This group will be very large and at the rate the comments have been disappearing on youtube, hardly any evidence will be available to substantiate even the most obvious of claims. That being said, I'm 100% for any group that involves violations. Just as long as the violations are of a less-than-puritan nature and involve whipped cream and furry handcuffs. I'll bring the dairy drugs for the lactose intolerant. And the handcuffs. Mark me down for the handcuffs.
Next time, you'll have to squeeze into the frame with me. Don't worry, you'll fit. I have all kinds of lubricants at my disposal. Also, should you choose to take this comment in the wrong way, I'll preemptively claim innocence and feigned offense. I'll leave it to you to interpret what the "wrong" way is ... with the qualification that wrong should at some point equal "fun".
.... that you would suggest you were thinking the same thing as I is indicative that perhaps you were. As the saying goes, there's always a nugget of truth in every misdirection. Also in pancakes. Although, how truth ever found its way into pancakes, I'll never know. Personally, I think it's far better suited for cupcakes. Although, admittedly, I do have a sweet tooth, so if you're thinking what I'm thinking and that thinking involves two very large cupcakes, I believe we may be in trouble.
It depends. Does what you're thinking involve a penguin, two frightened Swedish milkmaids, the guy next door and the president juggling hand grenades? If it does then you're either psychic, we're on the same mental wave or you've been reading too much bad fan fiction. xD
If you're attempting to turn me on (or simply further arouse me) through the use of random and irreverent thoughts and ideas, I have terrible, terrible news for you.
It's working.
I say let's do away with the bad fan fiction and write some of our own. Erotica about youtubers. No holds-barred. Let's make sxephil gay and force whatthebuck into an girl gangbang with giant plush tyrannosaurus rexes. Heather and Obsquatch can finally seal the deal while doing it over an inflatable seal.
Yes! No more Twilight *cough* I mean BAD FANFICTION! Let's just go straight for the smutty smuttish smut and have a full-blown YouTube gangbang with Chris Crocker watching from the bushes and Shane Dawson trying to pass himself off as the new Lisa Nova or, better yet, iJustine! Everyone will be naked! Lots of naked! Then there will be porridge, Vegemite smearing competitions and of course cupcakes covering in man-cream. Yes. Man cream. Pink, frosted man cream!
In my imagination, you're all here, all the time. Even you. However, and I hope you don't mind, in my imagination you're all naked. Yes, there are times when it's a bit too much (as if there could ever be too much nudity) but for the most part, the negative nudity is small price to pay to have all the other, far more delectable youtubers nude. In my imagination. Yes.
If you think I'm crazy in the video, please don't read any of my responses to the comments in this thread. From full-body lubrication to mass, imaginative nudity, things have been getting decidedly unstable up in these here parts, my friend.
This had to be the funniest thing EVER and I saw it on my birthday too! Thanks!
combustication07 2 years ago
That's the second best thing someone has said to me today!
krumbine 2 years ago
Woody Allen-esque.
ROBwithaB 2 years ago
Referring to both the "neurotic internal monologue" thing and the "creepy middle-aged Asiophile pervert" vibe.
Plus he used to be very funny. People tend to forget that.
ROBwithaB 2 years ago
That was THE best sexy look of this round.
furetosan 2 years ago
So i enjoyed the video much so, but the comments and replies are fucking great...
lhaveAfoot 2 years ago
i love that it looked like you were sitting in an office cubicle talking to the guy over the wall. and flirting with the hot secretary mid arguement.
Ziggystarla 2 years ago
Damn that's a big fat blunt,I didnt know you like to enjoy a little puff puff :0)
denitson777 2 years ago
So sexy So Sexy!!! That musta been a silent representation of me over there.. saying stuff like.. Fuck Krumbine, just do it.
I know, now do it anyways.
FUCK YOU KRUMBINE!
DO THE GODAMN SEXY LOOK!
HOW BAD CAN IT BE?
(snigger snigger)
okay i take it back - you've gotta work on that one.
HAHA
misspacman08 2 years ago
As I am reading this comment after studying the background on your channel page for the past 12 minutes (I'm a very studious person) I find myself predisposed to enjoying whatever comment you choose to leave for me. The fact of the matter is that I find myself savoring and reveling your usage of "fuck" "krumbine" "FUCK" "GODAMN SEXY" and glossing over all the rest. While you may think this a negative, know that those five words have never been enjoyed more than this right now in this moment.
krumbine 2 years ago
I always feel so violated when I watch your videos.
jenzatron 2 years ago
that might be the most awesome thing anyone has ever said to me.
If I believed in polygamy, I'd ask you to marry me right now.
krumbine 2 years ago
And btw, I might have mentioned something to anglobaptist about our, you know, THING.
krumbine 2 years ago
I think we should start a group. "Krumbine violated me"
Zed2six 2 years ago
This group will be very large and at the rate the comments have been disappearing on youtube, hardly any evidence will be available to substantiate even the most obvious of claims. That being said, I'm 100% for any group that involves violations. Just as long as the violations are of a less-than-puritan nature and involve whipped cream and furry handcuffs. I'll bring the dairy drugs for the lactose intolerant. And the handcuffs. Mark me down for the handcuffs.
Perhaps I should sleep?
krumbine 2 years ago
I'm sorry I didn't realise I was laughing so loudly you could hear me over there xD
XxJAGGEDlittlePILLxX 2 years ago
Next time, you'll have to squeeze into the frame with me. Don't worry, you'll fit. I have all kinds of lubricants at my disposal. Also, should you choose to take this comment in the wrong way, I'll preemptively claim innocence and feigned offense. I'll leave it to you to interpret what the "wrong" way is ... with the qualification that wrong should at some point equal "fun".
Hm ..... yes. That will do for now.
krumbine 2 years ago
Sorry, was that wicked creepy or is it just me?! I mean, either way, yes, it's me ... but DAMN.
krumbine 2 years ago
No, what would be creepy was if I was thinking exactly the same thing ;P Am I? You'll never know!
XxJAGGEDlittlePILLxX 2 years ago
.... that you would suggest you were thinking the same thing as I is indicative that perhaps you were. As the saying goes, there's always a nugget of truth in every misdirection. Also in pancakes. Although, how truth ever found its way into pancakes, I'll never know. Personally, I think it's far better suited for cupcakes. Although, admittedly, I do have a sweet tooth, so if you're thinking what I'm thinking and that thinking involves two very large cupcakes, I believe we may be in trouble.
krumbine 2 years ago
It depends. Does what you're thinking involve a penguin, two frightened Swedish milkmaids, the guy next door and the president juggling hand grenades? If it does then you're either psychic, we're on the same mental wave or you've been reading too much bad fan fiction. xD
XxJAGGEDlittlePILLxX 2 years ago
If you're attempting to turn me on (or simply further arouse me) through the use of random and irreverent thoughts and ideas, I have terrible, terrible news for you.
It's working.
I say let's do away with the bad fan fiction and write some of our own. Erotica about youtubers. No holds-barred. Let's make sxephil gay and force whatthebuck into an girl gangbang with giant plush tyrannosaurus rexes. Heather and Obsquatch can finally seal the deal while doing it over an inflatable seal.
krumbine 2 years ago
Yes! No more Twilight *cough* I mean BAD FANFICTION! Let's just go straight for the smutty smuttish smut and have a full-blown YouTube gangbang with Chris Crocker watching from the bushes and Shane Dawson trying to pass himself off as the new Lisa Nova or, better yet, iJustine! Everyone will be naked! Lots of naked! Then there will be porridge, Vegemite smearing competitions and of course cupcakes covering in man-cream. Yes. Man cream. Pink, frosted man cream!
XxJAGGEDlittlePILLxX 2 years ago
And we don't have to worry about catering because I'm planning on roasting Stephanie Myers. I've heard she tastes like glitter.
XxJAGGEDlittlePILLxX 2 years ago
.... you're going to like Thursday's Zaphod Zombie comic :)
krumbine 2 years ago
Now that's one collab I'd be interested in joining...
ROBwithaB 2 years ago
Five Stars!!
MadBadVoodo 2 years ago
What do you mean they're not really there?!!?!?!
Maddoxhardcore 2 years ago
In my imagination, you're all here, all the time. Even you. However, and I hope you don't mind, in my imagination you're all naked. Yes, there are times when it's a bit too much (as if there could ever be too much nudity) but for the most part, the negative nudity is small price to pay to have all the other, far more delectable youtubers nude. In my imagination. Yes.
Excuse me ....
krumbine 2 years ago
umm...dude
you damn crazy!
Funny stuff, i'd expect no less. I assume this is that tag that.....umm, can't remember who it was, i know jenzatron and misspacman have done it.....
....yeah, i think you might 'turn' a few fellas with this one. I'm just lucky that my hair protects me from such things
TheHairyGeek 2 years ago
If you think I'm crazy in the video, please don't read any of my responses to the comments in this thread. From full-body lubrication to mass, imaginative nudity, things have been getting decidedly unstable up in these here parts, my friend.
krumbine 2 years ago
I heard him and he's totaly right. I've never agreed with anyone more.
CousinoMacul 2 years ago
Play the devil's advocate, why don't you. Just be warned, that bastard is a bitch with his horns.
krumbine 2 years ago