Oregon's Exploding Whale - 2002 KATU (abridged update)

[mechiefslapahobitch]

This just shows you how stupid government employees are.

[FLCLCBSC]

Tax dollars well spent...

[livefreeordeath]

@FLCLCBSC aren't they always

[Sharpspawnify]

hwale



[ohhellnoyoudidnt]

nuke the whales!!!!

[koponenii]

Laughing..

[CrazyHermit]

how do we get rid of the whale?

LETS BLOW THE MOTHERFUCKER UP!!!

only in the USA XD

[GTRracer797]

why does he have to enphasize the H, its not Hwale its Whale

[PieGawd]

why not just roll it back into the ocean like nature intended it?

[budy1314]

after explode, more things to do,,clean it up man..

[ThePunkjaz]

"The humor of the situation suddenly gave way to a run for survival"

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

[wtfmate020388]

sweet..... whale junks for everyone.

[rolandohdz]

So remember kids, never explode a whale.

[1rich14]

Retards lol

[maxyw]

red necks, solution for all probs, tnt

[Lobymustard]

"Nobody wants to cut it up-" Lets just blow it up!

[ilOVESUPERTACOS]

assholes.

[xVeraful]

it's raining whale

[ekanshnigam]

they should have called japenese people

they can eat all this shit

[cap14225]

look at this by fenriz218 lol lmao

Makes you glad those morons don't have sex

[deadballo]

Hellova job, George Thornton

[morbusspeaks]

I wanted to see someone jump in on a moped.

[ElectrikPlastic]

2:00

Try explaining that to your insurance.

[HellFire6991]

he puts emphasize on the h in is wh words

[F0RRESTGUMP]

I'm sure PETA loves this video!

[shlbphillips]

SUSHI!!!!!!!!!



[citycobra]

I like the smell of whale in the morning!

[onoxgod1]

this was also in the 70s people. smoke a blunt and tell me it wouldn"t be epic to bolw up a being of such manavolent proportion. =D

[TheFL1P18]

stupid bitches i hope they did us a nuclear bomb they would of died to

[millermilet]

lol i didn't think this would be a learnig experience on how not to blow up a beached whale.....sigh people are so stuipid....

[Taricus]

*sings* It's a-rainin' whale!!! Hallelujah!!!

[djjoelb48]

"No whales were harmed during the shooting of this film....."

[DetachaplePenis]

Don't get pissy at Americans, youtube. We practically invented the modern world. Without american idiots the rest of the world would still be conquered and colonized by the greatest idiotic force in the world: the entire continent of Europe.

[TheresNoTimeLikeNow]

we are in trouble, humans at large are absolute morons & we know why I am most serious. Things that damage the brain making us dumber than dumb couch potatoes, Pls check out for yourself. FLUORIDE,(Rat poison & we shower & brush R teeth w it every day GO FIgure...) ASPARTAME ie embalming fluid yum yum this DIE T sodas 4 U. MSG /"natural flavor" new secret name, fucks up your brains synapses or chlorine like in WWI to kill U-cancer&Damages Ozone layer so lets put it all over thanks Dow Chemical

[TheresNoTimeLikeNow]

we are in trouble, humans at large are absolute morons & we know why I am most serious. Things that damage the brain making us dumber than dumb couch potatoes, Pls check out for yourself. FLUORIDE,(Rat poison & we shower & brush R teeth w it every day GO FIgure...) ASPARTAME, ie embalming fluid yum yum this DIE T soda is for U. MSG or "natural flavor" new secret name, fucks up your brain synapses, chlorine like in WWI to kill U-cancer&Damages Ozone layer so lets put it alot thanks Dow Chemical

[gwainbarek]

NUke the Whales!

[Aschlimanify]

EL OH FUCKING EL!



[AWickedMind]

LMAO - Imagine telling your insurance company that your car was totaled by a flying chunk of whale. 

[kingnicky15]

i realy dont know where this is good for :s americans are dumb serious :S

[gtq838]

idiots

[JesusFruit10]

0:13 he says whale like stewie saying coolwhip

[paulsky08]

Imagine a policeman pulling you over driving that damaged car:

"How did this happen to your car??"

"A whale fell on it!"

"... Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle real slow. Don't want you hurting yourself now sir..."

"But you don't understand!"

"Sir, I won't ask again!"

[madchaoslover]

omg... just look at the size of the whale. Poor guy... listen to how the people cheer.

[JiMaNeYbOb]

Thats revolting

[style4asteal]

didnt think that through did they

[G0odf3lla]

It's raining whale, Allelujah !

[fellerredseller]

noooo that could feed a small town from africa!! selfish americans :(

[LIR401]

@fellerredseller it was proballt already bad so it would just make the people who ate it sick and kill them

[jsturges28]

Its raining shit

[2pacsrevenge]

It's because of the Methane build-up in the decomposing whale

[2pacsrevenge]

@2pacsrevenge On top of the dynamite that is..otherwise I don't think the explosion would have been that violent..

[SplodeyBang]

lol Arent whales supposed to blow up by themselves if not properly taken care of?

[ARussianHat]

@TheSecretservis oregon has zero rednecks

[alexpower15]

@ARussianHat oregon call them

[toddmorrow1]

They asked JJ how to solve it.

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

to hell with burial and cremation i want THAT when i die

[jrjohnson735]

at what point does blowing it up seem like a good idea? i mean come on. it dont take a rocket scientist to know that when somthing goes boom debris usually goes flying everywhere. lol was still cool to watch thow.

[kevluv93]

Hey man, they got rid of the whale didn't they? So I say it was a success!

[Felliiito]

Que montón de estúpidos! Clásico del retraso mental estadounidense!

[bateriaslocas]

fucking americans....fuck USA

[mattisadummy]

Well how are we gonna move this whale? LETS BLOW IT UP!

[chinagirlmd]

so much for resting in peace...-__-

[CashcowxP]

how stupid and disrespectful

[Kurukfaa]

@CashcowxP the whales dead. how is that disrespectful? our bodies are simply vessels...nothing more, nothing less...it just holds our souls until judgement comes.

[sky9369]

IIIII LIKE THINGS THAT GOES BOOOOOOOOOOOM (0o)

[erpvb]

the american aproach xd !

[vent25kn]

Whale rain!

[SuperHaryboy]

lol 1:37 alright greg you can put your hands out of your ears now

[zeph53]

hahahhahhahhahahahahahaha

[DarkxRebelx]

PAPOOOOMMM!!!!! ALDERAAN CHUNKS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

[sunniski]

I say a couple dozen more cases of dyno and it would of made a huge crater in the sand and they would have a perfect firepit. everyone grab a chunk and a stick and get some more beer going on this social event. Party on Wayne.

[megahn12]

He didnt say whale he siad hwale.. with the 'H' wow man you wouuulldd...

[benyon17]

LOL only in america

[XzaccYXguitarXplayer]

Of course, Americans love blowing shit up, Thats why we aint getting shit accomplished in irag right now, Were all like FUCK YEA LETS BLOW UP THERE MOUNTAINS MWHAHA, and they sit in there lil bunkers and video tape themselves laughing at us. Fucking people these days.

[oblivionfan345Tony]

Guys... What were they suppose to do? They tried pushing it back into the Ocean, didn't work, they tried burying it, DIDN'T WORK. So look up the facts before randomly screaming: "OH MAH GAWD REDNECKS LULSZ ASDGJHA

[djolleful]

@oblivionfan345Tony They could let the mother nature to do her job!

[oblivionfan345Tony]

@djolleful That comment is FULL proof that you have never smelled rotting flesh. Let alone aquatic flesh.

Kindly kill yourself you ignorant tree humper.

[DreamOnProductioninc]

@djolleful why wat for somthin borings hapenning when u can use explosives

[marishtar]

Yeah, this could've been done better...

@djolleful Having a large rotting animal in a public place is a health and safety hazard.

@XzaccYXguitarXplayer People 41 years ago = people these days?

[TheKLEENX]

the whale didn't like them blowing him up so he destroyed the cars

[djolleful]

How stupid u need to be to do this? Answer is: Be an American!

[kevenboy15]

lmfao so stupid!

[pwrstryka]

fuckin suck on that PETA! survival of the fittest! (even though it was already dead)

[mwhite4324]

Stupid Americans seriously, blow it up? Wow that was the most intelligent idea they could think of?

[pwrstryka]

@mwhite4324 what the fuck did want them to do?? get like 3 semis to pull and drive it off a cliff?

[G2DaZero]

@mwhite4324 first things explosions make us americans horny then we go bang whores like your mom and 9 months later your fucking born..

[MrGamefreak1997]

Guy 1-"GUYS ITS A DEAD BEACH WHALE! What do we do?!?!?

Redneck-"Lets blow the fucker up!

Redneck 2-"Ya im sick of those damn whales! They took ma job!

All Rednecks together-"THEY TOOK HIS JERB!

(Southpark reference FTW!)

[pwrstryka]

@MrGamefreak1997 THEY TOOK HIS JERB!

rooster: COCCK A DOODLE DOOO! I LOVE THAT EPISODE! the rad russian...

[ScoobyDoo114]

pisses me off when people do stupid shit and people blame it on the entire state or country. just because some fucktard did something stupid doesnt mean the rest of the state or country is like that. kinda like saying since someone in your family is a murderer everyone else is to. its annoying

[hayrodgers]

@ScoobyDoo114

So true, I wasn't even born when this happened but they are calling us all stupid. And think about the day and age, they didn't have the internet and things like it so most people would have just trusted the professionals to know what they are doing, most had probably never even seen and explosion on TV.

[Skate4Freshness]

Retards

[TomLinkens]

And this was before videogames. Otherwise they'd probably have thought the whale carcass would magically dissapear when blown up.

[GreenDayGirl861]

Whale: uh i just woke up from being unconsius holy sh!t why are they putting dinamite by me wait wait wtf ah. reporter: all the people standing by got whale particls blown on them

[VloggingWyomingite]

This is the dumbest thing, ever. How ridiculous. Apparently, Oregon people are really lazy and can't approach problems properly.

[Armando2012102]

Only in America, folks, only in America. *sigh*

[JahSoul420]

hahahaah fail!

[fallen8023]

"Alright Fred, You can take your hands off your ears, here comes pieces of...OW! " can we just agree never let Oregon make any big decisions again?

[mojoganjamaster420]

@fallen8023 fuck you dude, Oregons the place to be. we got mild weather, good weed, nice friendly stoned people, and the best college football team in the country

[kungkuno]

lol:P

[Gardabear]

Well thats what they get for going around blowing up whales

[davenhla]

"The humor of the entire situation suddenly gave way to a run for survival as huge chunks of whale blubber fell everywhere"

LOL! You can here it hitting the ground with a splat. What were they thinking? Haha, what should we do with it? I know! 35 CASES OF DYNAMITE!!!

[olliojenarter]

Mouth agape.....

[fenriz218]

Makes you glad those morons don't have nuclear missiles ... oh shit, wait a minute ...

[BPrincey]

haha I still cant believe they blew it up, hahahahhaha, wouldn't they realise shit would rain down on them, but just the fact they blew it up hahahahha

RIP Whale

[fenriz218]

@BPrincey Physics and the law of gravity ain't bein' taught in that part of the country ... this is a christian nation ...

[tnt909]

FREE WILLY! NOOOOOOOOOO

[Transamboy18]

This was a bigger fail than when stewie and brian tried to be santa for a night!!!

[angelon111]

now thats whale wars

[buccman01]

what if it was sleeping? lol ''huh?'' wait i was sleeping!'' BOOM

[548latino]

oh my god whales hve joined alqueda!

[deecool47]

@TheSecretservis guy at 0:57 looks like a redneck

[trhuhg8uyf78u]

2:01 guy is like i should had gotten the whale insurance plan

[LaughTrack55]

Yes, that's american. WE LOVE BLOWIN UP SHIT!

[vossejongk]

@LaughTrack55

And as seen in the video even that goes wrong seeing the aftermaths..

[vampval1]

LMAO!

[LordNeanderthal]

What to do with a 45 foot 8 ton whale?

Eat it.

[ajatkinson2004]

I bet that smelled like ass lol

[SuperFluidFerroFluid]

An amazing example of how truely retarded americans are,..

[SuperFluidFerroFluid]

An amazing example of how incredibly retarded americans are,..

[tiffanyhill96]

retards.

[Santaman93]

well i wonder what PETA had to say about this.....

[1CLON1]

Whoever thought this would be a great idea?

[FSXman1000]

qwhale

[heavybones]

Man I hope they were able to save that whale...ok never mind it just blew up.

[coopmcknight]

Cool Whale! say it like stewie Mister reporter!

[YOUCANNOTDENY]

I'd hate to be stuck in the midst of the explosion....no one wants rotting whale blubber falling on them. UNLESS IT'S DEEP FRIED! lol no...

[gebass6]

Billy Solheerock and Big Jim McBob say"May the good Lord take a likin' to ya and blow ya up real soon!!!!"

[shananagans5]

Well, that was a bad idea, next time we will bring in lots of firewood and have a bbq.

[Upritebass]

People said my ex wife looked like a beached whale. Maybe next time she visits we'll go swimming. Where is this beach again?

[MCcanttouchme]

Abridged?

[termimaster7]

a guy says: omg t"his dead whale stinks..." the other guy says: "well then why dont we blow it up!!!!!!!???

WTF

[ZombieConverse69]

haha *blows up*

wheeeee whale guts everywhere

little kids get a souvenir

[BoyPopoy22]

lol, dead whale

[0takuHunter]

lol!!! and the moron says "im pretty confident it will work..."

[naulaaprillia]

The little kid kicking it in the background cracks me up :)

[Ps3Lord2]

the whale probably woke up from the dead and said WTF and you know the rest

[joleenmorganjohn]

WOW! I bet the guy who made the movie "TREMORS" was one of the bystanders to this. Anyone else think of that movie after whatching this? Anyone remember that movie? Keven Bacon played in it. I think the dad from "FAMILY TIES" was in it too. It was a good movie.

[maxhax2000]

umm i was born in 80's and yes people in 70's where stupid.....you point. how about you grow up lil boy and comment on video instead of peoples comments. whats wierd is this guy has buncha people on his page sayin he makes rube comments and jacks off to there angry reply...what a wierdo

[The1Z]

@maxhax2000

"Grow up lil boy and comment on video instead of peoples comments."

What exactly are you doing right now?

[maxhax2000]

@The1Z lol wierdo quit stalking me, i think u got a crush on me..kinda scary.. lol jeez your so full of hate. go take your anger out on your boyfriends asshole lol. get a life and loose the hate. shows how imature you are. . . . dont worry life isnt all bad.

[The1Z]

@maxhax2000

1. How is replying to your comments categorized as "stalking"? If it is stalking then are you not doing the same thing by replying back?

2. How am I full of hate when I haven't said anything hateful to you?

3. I suppose you consider yourself to be "mature" seeing as how you make comments such as "go take your anger out on your boyfriends asshole". Real mature. Also seems to me that you're the one full of hate.

[Pupixario]

Damn that Idea sounded like what I do you the Whale in Just cause 2 , not in real life :D

[The1Z]

@maxhax2000

And then you were born...

[12ajax21]

This is why you shouldn't ask Achmed the dead terrorist for advise

[viper9407]

"Everyone on the since was covered in small particles of dead whale." HAHA Favorite quote ever. HAHAHA

[francky101]

lol reno 911

[ScottMarriott1]

at least the homeless wandering the street can finaly dig there teeth into a big slab of whale meat!

[redcorpse]

Proof that real life will always be stranger than fiction. If you put this in a book or a movie people just wouldn't be able to believe that it happened - a plot by local authorities to blow up a dead whale carcass, families collecting on the outskirts of the site like it were a town pick nick. The whole thing is just down right weird from start to finish.

[toejamfat]

blowing up a whale... sounds like something drunk people would do..... why did they cheer when it's raining whale guts??? stupid humans they deserved a car crushed by a large whale particle

[nickrock6]

Bastards... Heartless Fucking Bastards

[BigSleeper76]

@nickrock6 oh shut up bestialitist tree hugger, its life get over it.

[governmentcheese411]

OMFG! every time i see this story. i just can't contain myself. how ignorant do you have to be to think that was the plan to go with? lol... how many oregonians does it take to fuck up a great afternoon?

[arbutusage]

I just pissed myself laughing! That's the stupidest most f'd up thing I've heard of...what kind of an idiot are those americans?

[RichMaxwell]

Reminds me of that movie "Tremors" lmao. fishin for graboids with home-made bombs.

[sheather703]

lol old

[fishguru73]

Sushi on demand with fireworks.

[MrCoops1994]

OMFG Americans are the dumbest people on earth

[dracolyth]

@MrCoops1994 Not quite as dumb as the descendants of Irish convicts....

[damianlang]

@dracolyth im australian, we're all descendants of irish scottish and english convicts. fuck you.

[dracolyth]

@damianlang No shit dumbass......that is why i said it!!!

[damianlang]

@dracolyth your just jealous cos america is fucked and we're living in the best country on this earth...

[dracolyth]

@damianlang Everyone thinks that their country is the best on earth (except North Korea)

Besides you see and hear things that says that America is fucked just as much as I see and hear things saying that Aussie is fucked.

Now with that being said I have no personal feelings about your country, I hope to visit some day. You called "ALL Americans idiots" and i responded accordingly.

[Amplify2012]

"dead hwale"

damn old poeple..

[0SatampraZeiros0]

hmmm wonder why no one came up with the fourth option to drag it back out to sea and anchor it with some cement blocks not so itll sink but so it wont float back to land, oh wait yeah the third option was dynamite nevermind hahahaha

[mikewells64]

they had ir so it blows toward the sea and then it hits a car lmao

[poopinsky]

yea sure make the place more dirty and ruin a car by chunks of whale falling....

[Tuborg9210]

haha it's raining whale :D

[afroninjaen]

OMFG

[tompennyyoutoob]

everyone in the scene was covered in particles of dead whale

[hoplageis57]

That was the biggest idiocy ever seen. Next step they will put a dynamite in their own asshole and light it up just to see how it feels. At least we'll be rid of them and the whales will have a huge laughter. Cheers !

[p0wnyman]

They should've just gave it to the Japs.

[PremierMilenkov]

I'd love to see the face of the car guy's insurance agent....

Seriously, is there anything in the world that covers this? :D

[xcarliXmonicax]

oh ya theres a dead whale. should we cut it up? burn it? NAHHH lets explode it and make fish blubber friggen blow up all over town!! WOW really ppl...HAHAHA dumb

[2615reyogs]

sick people !!!!!!!