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  • PES 2011 !

  • major badass song fot marchin band

  • this is awesome thanks, i play a lot of left 4 dead online and i cranked this up and it went great with the game i was in lol. And as always thanks for the upload mate.

  • This music was born to accompany pwnage.

    Glad you Enjoyed :)

  • XD Do you know about the Duchess of Devonshire Georgiana? *evil grin* Rumors abound that Elizabeth I was no virgin and atleast had one lover. Often monarchs are not as "pure" and or "good intentioned" as they seem.

  • Someone was usually tied to a tree for the first Viking torture I mentioned. For the Iron Bull.....imagine being slowly cooked in a large over on furnace. Women could be raped to death, men often in outright battle received much cleaner deaths. As you know, women were often prizes of war and went to the victors. They weren't always given to one man and many could be needlessly cruel. You were very lucky if you became one mans slave, paramour, or mistress and he didn't give you to another.

  • Did you ever see Caligula? There's a scene where a drunken Roman guard is punished by being forced to drink an entire amphora of wine. Then they stick a knife in his gut and it basically explodes. That just about put me off wine for life. *pours himself another glass of Chardonnay*

  • Yuck, that provides a lovely mental image. I have read a little about him, viewed a few things about him on the History channel, etc. There are so many conflicting sources about him, but if a portion of it is true, he was one sick bastard. I am more aware of his lavish lifestyle, some of projects he completed, and his famous floating pleasure palace found in Lake Nemi. (It was a work of creativity, innovation, and genius.)

  • *the

  • Caligula lived take full advantage of his position.

    He was a sexually perverted, devious, narcissistic, sadistic, decadent megalomaniac. Just the type of guy you don't want in power, but just the type to fully appreciate said power.

  • Yes, that's what many accounts say.

  • Let's face it though Mad, most Roman emperors were the very same >_>

  • In that period they sure were. Ever here of the antics of his predecessor Tiberius? The sex games held on Capri? And his successors were winners too. Claudius, followed by the legendary Lyre player, Nero. I think I would have made a fine early emperor. My motto would have been 'More Lions, Less Christians'.

  • Yep. Nero was quite the sick bastard, also.

  • Very true, Max.

  • Oh and the Heretic's fork, that was pretty nasty XD

  • This is such climactic music and goes splendidly with the scenes portrayed. (Oh, yes, Crowell turned England into his own backward Puritan playground, lol)

  • Cromwell was a tremendous ass. Puritanism, ugh, that word on my tongue makes me wretch.

    He did have some effective organizational skills, I'll give him that, but little else. I think he modernized the English army too.

  • I tend to recognize past Princesses and Queens better than Kings. (Interested in powerful female figures.)

    2:19- Louis XIV (He is always in that stupid pose, lmao.)

    Charles the I, I believe was driven from England by Mr. Cromwell- religious fanatic and Charles II had to grow up in France. Charles II later restored the monarchy, Charles I was tried for treason.

    The 1st is one of the major wars of England, yes? I can't remember which one.

  • Good old Louis. Big of wig, tight of tights and tiny of tache.

    The first pic? It's from the Italian wars, between Florence and Sienna. Comparing present fame of both place names, guess who won.

    Who's your favorite female figure from History? Elizabeth?

  • One of them, yes. Ah, I see, I am not very good at recognising many old War paintings unless I can see a key historical figure in them. (I am not interested in the majority of War paintings.) For some odd reason, I adore reading about past battle tactics, the way torture devices works, their creation, and ancient weaponry. Talk about contradiction, eh? If I were to see paintings of it or know the most grisly details, I become green around the gills, though.

  • You like reading about Torture Devices? Kinky.

    I don't really look at war paintings much, but one thing I do appreciate, and no doubt you as well, are the portraits of monarchs and nobles, decked out in 15th-17th C armor. 

    Have you ever gotten the chance to view some first hand? In a Museum?

  • A few, yes.

  • Have you read about the crocodile shears? *Winces*

  • No, but I have read about the Viking torture of cutting someone open and pulling their entrails out, or cutting them open and setting their insides on fire. Let's see tying a person to two horses, slapping them, and their extremities are torn off. There was a disgusting Roman torture by a sick man that involved putting offenders (or ones he claimed did so) and his enemies in an iron bull.....he set it a fire beneath--they burned to death. What's even more sickening, it wasn't a slow death.

  • Urgh, stop..entrails...nooooo

    You've provoked me now.

    How about Impalement, Vlad-Style? If he wasn't doing it en masse, the proper procedure was to have a person lying flat on a table of some sort, and have a stake inserted somewhere very uncomfortable, slowly, as a mule was driven forwards in the victims direction. The stake would protrude from the victim's mouth and the would then put into the ground and hoisted, where often they could survive for over a day in that position.

  • Yuck, I remember that one. Ah, for some Native American tribes you were staked out in the desert and left to die. It would take several days for you perish. If you were a very despised enemy you cound be castrated and they would stake you out there. There are accounts of people surviving scalping, they didn't always die. (These instances are far and few between.)

  • How about the Japanese water-pumping torture, where they would strap you down with barbed wire, fill your mouth with something so you couldn't breath then pour water through your nose gradually until you could hold no more. They would then beat you until your stomach exploded *Is on the verge of being sick and losing this competition*

  • How about the Chinese Water Torture?

  • Chinese water torture is surrounded by Myth and was probably one of the more lenient tortures, i think.

  • Yes, I know, but it is still ....disturbing.

  • Yeah, i have read about Robert McGee.

  • The Wheel is what it was called and the majority of the bones in the face could be shattered. Ouch. This is what generally could cause the death on the first rotation because the bone fragments of the face and skull were driven into the brain by the sheer impact. Oh yes, people could survive the wheel until the end, but be critically wounded.

  • Have you heard about that torture administered by the SS?

    They would send you dozens of private messages to complain about things, to the point where the confusion of having so many loosely connected points all flying round your brain would cause your brain to slowly melt and your eyes to combust. Often the victims would become maddened after only one or two, and only those with extremely strong willpower can survive long enough to type out replies.

  • LOL, I listen to your complaints, concerns, and avid loquaciousness. I can always stop if it bothers you so much and it isn't all the time. You said you didn't mind, so pardon my offense. I know you are taking the piss, but that did touch a nerve.

  • Aw c'mon, let me have my fun. You know i love it really!

  • That's because you like to tease. XD I will get you back, you may be certain of that.

  • *Derisive snort* You'll have to find a flaw in me first.

  • Delusions of Grandeur and you're more of a drama queen than I am. XD

  • What do you mean 'delusions'??

    The lady doth brand me for a charlatan! O shame! shame unending! Shame that manifests an unholy void of sorrow upon my chastised self! The tragedy! Somebody, please take this poor boys hand, and escort him safely from these monsters, these evil, evil men and nasty womenfolk with malign intent.

  • Sir, for shame indeed! Imminent sorrow is the chastiment for such improper salaciousness, debauchery, narcissism, and overwhelming pride. Hellfire may proceed after, so repent I say! Ye shall repent, or suffer the torture of neverending flame.

  • *chastisement

  • Can i bring marshmallows?

  • To the neverending flame, that is.

  • I vote he has to pay a penalty.

    10 with the stick. Next offense 10 with the whip. 3rd offense, chuck him into the river with weights on his feet.

    ...of all a sudden I'm reminded of Gauls and Switzerland.

  • I Like the sound of that. Not so hot on the 'river with weights' part, though. Can't i just have some more of the whip instead?

  • How about we drown you in a vat of molten cheese by god??!?

  • *blinks* Bury him alive with a dead person, you receive gruesome psychological torture, severe sensory deprivation, and a slow death by starvation/dehydration with a possible lack of proper oxygen supply as a contributing factor.

  • We're not still talking about me here...right?

  • If you wish it to be so, oh flame-haired one.

  • Oh, i do. Totally deserve it.

    The whipping..not uh..not so much the...y'know..the burying alive with a corpse. I like Mad's idea better.

  • Why? Too much torture? :D

  • Which comment of mine was that aimed at?

  • Right back at you.

  • Heres a vampire movie for you mad- Twilight. I *snigger* heartily..recommend that you watch it. Masterpiece *Barely concealed laughter*

  • Filthy gutter snipe, I know what that is. Tweeny bop vampire vomit. As if Buffy & Angel weren't enough to destroy the credibility of the Vampire.

    There's only a few vamp movies I like. Interview, and maybe Francis Coppolla's version of Dracula. Are there any other good ones?

  • Blacula, of course.

  • I'm watching the 1922 silent version of 'Nosferatu' on here lol, never actually stuck through it before. The whole thing is on a 1:30 long video ^^

  • Blacula OMFG, I remember that.

    Let me know if Nosferatu is worth watching. It's a german film yes? Was it made by the same fellow who did Metropolis?

  • Nosferatu was ..probably not worth watching really, lol. Its painfully uneventful, the music is totally anticlimatic (Horror crescendos building up, only to lead to merry, jazzy little numbers at the moment of shock- i mean what the hell?) If you have ever read Dracula, you will be amazed at just how much of the book they scrapped, the sequence of events is but a mere skeleton compared to novel.

  • I have never had the urge to see Twilight or read the books. *shrugs*

  • Good, i guess now i don't have to murder you horribly with this fork. *Gradually puts down fork*

    Heh.

  • speaking of forks, I'm making a little vid on Torture devices circa 1000-1700 AD.

    Do you have any favs you'd like me to highlight? Just in case I missed some good ones.

  • Torture devices only or instruments of grizzly death in general?

  • If the torture one turns out nicely, I'll make an execution follow up. Stakes are a good one.

    Funny you said Heretics fork, as that's the first one I covered. It seemed the tamest, but still interesting enough to open with.

    I know Judas chair, need to look up the other two.

  • Crocodile shears and the heretics fork, as previously mentioned are must haves. Oh and the Judas chair. Maybe the Spanish boot as well.

    I do love my Vlad-style staking, too, but I'm not sure if that counts as torture..

  • Breast Ripper, Pear of Anguish, torture by flaying, and the Iron Maiden.

  • Torture wheel.....

    All of these are extremely painful....a few of these are very, very, slow along with being some of the most painful.

  • The iron maiden wasn't actually invented until the late 18th century lol, it's another device surrounded by myth.

  • That's why I'm leaving it out of my vid.

    I think it first shows up in written records around Napoleon's time. There's various theories regarding it's origin. I think someone had a theory it was just pieced together from various other torture devices, and as a tourist spectacle.

    There is a wee bit of Truth to the device though. In ancient times they had a sort of wooden box they'd put people in, and skewer it with swords. A bit like that old magicians stage trick.

  • What's a Torture wheel?

    Is that something to do with 'breaking on the wheel'? One of the nastiest execution methods out there.

  • Precisely. :)

  • Yes, I know it is surrounded by myth and controversy, I got my years a tad too late. There wasn't an account of it until 1793, so I was off.

  • *winces* I know the Judas Chair by it's other name The Judas Cradle, have you checked out the Pear of Anguish? *evil grin*

  • Yes i have and, quite frankly, i find your evil grin to be rather disturbing, you nasty girl.

    The Judas cradle was more like a pommel horse whereas the chair resembled a pyramid, i think.

  • The few pictures I have ever seen show the Judas Cradle to be the pyramid thingie. It stated the Cradle and Chair were known by both names.

  • If in today's society, mistreatment of children can lead to sadistic behavior & sexually violent tendencies, in later life, imagine the number of mentally disturbed individuals roaming the planet in centuries past. They were exposed to public executions from a young age, many seeing their own relatives put to death in grizzly manners. No child welfare, limited education, zealous religious indoctrination/sexual repression. No wonder we have such relics as the 'Pear of Anguish'.

  • I hope that made sense, just woke up.

  • I watched a film with *shudder* Tom cruise and *shudder* Brad Pitt in it called 'Interview with the vampire' a few years back. I thought it was surprisingly good , actually. Anyway i was sipping a glass of wine when suddenly , without warning, one of the protagonists cuts the breast of a some French woman and started suckling the blood that came pouring out. The grimace on my face as the thick bodied, warm wine trickled down my throat was probably worth paying to see.

  • Interview is one of my all time fav films....somehow. Tom Cruise was perfect as Lestat. Creepy little shit that he is.

  • Mine too, although too few people i have told about it have actually watched it. Good to see another who enjoyed it. Lestat is definitely the sort of character people like us would appreciate ^^

  • Interview with a Vampire is good movie.

  • Omfg, what delightfully debauched conversation is this I've stumbled upon?

    I think I'll pour a little drinky and have a good read.

    This might just have inspired me to make a vid.

  • Mad, you have a twisted sense of humour, lol.

  • The Iron Maiden was disgusting, too. There was one torture where someone was tied to giant wooden wheel, it was rolled down the hill, and the damage was extensive. Their organs could be ruptured and bones pulverized. They were lucky if they died on contact on the first rotation. Ick.

  • Catherine the great- now there's a girl who knew how to party XD

  • You're quite the wee Historian aren't you?

  • A the end? Hm..William of Orange?...Cromwell...Louis XIV...and 2:29 Goddamnit! I know this guy..whats his bloody name...ugh..i get the feeling he's Spanish for some reason...If i had to guess i would say Philip II but I'm quite sure it can't be, he doesn't really fit with the others for a start..why you chose them though? Thats probably something lost on me, too ^^

  • You got the last 3 right, though the first was Cromwell's adversary, Charles 1st.

    The final one was indeed King Phillip 2nd.

    They just happen to be the Monarchs/Leaders of the various war mongering factions, featured in the video. You'll notice pics from the English civil war, the battle of Lepanto and some romanticized renderings of the Sun King's border war adventures.

  • Oh, lol, i wasn't thinking about the rest of the video, for some reason i was wondering whether the piece was related to any of the figures in some way, or if it was the anniversary of a certain battle or war recently that involved France, England or Spain.. I was thinking outside the box, y'see ^_^ Utterly wrong though...

  • The rest is marvelous though, and i was surprised to find i recognized most of the paintings you featured and more often than not the battles/people in question. Good 'ol Encyclopedia of war ^_^

    Good vid.

  • Ugh I'm well aware how this piece, along with 'O Fortuna' have been abused over the past decade. I'm hoping the elitist snobs who'd watch my videos would be a little more ignorant of pop tv that the two of us. My God, that's a bit to hope for isn't it, neither of us watch T.V.

    Must Dash, le poulet Chausseur c'est fini.

    Yum

  • Saluad chanceux!

    Sacrebleu...

  • I wonder how many people, as you no doubt do, recognize the men in the final pics, and know why I chose them.

  • Thanks to vile TV shows like 'The X factor' etc i have had the misfortune of being more or less

    forced to watch in the past , i can barely keep the bile from rising in my throat during the first 30 seconds due to the memories it brings. This piece, and God knows Lux Aetarna as well, have been horribly abused and cheapened by pop culture, often featuring on such shows that feebly try to conjure an illusion of Grandeur by abusing their good names!

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