Bible Answers (episode 1)

[wuddacutiepie85]

sssssooooooooo funnnnyyy!!!

[Mommyturtle1985]

Thumpers?! Thats too funny because thats what we call them too. haha

[SFCBenny57]

This just illustrates the complete delusional nature of Bible thumpers. There are lots of people out there who are really like that,

[Cose2Cose]

I know, scary huh?

[lesburst]

LOL!!! I just watched all 13 episodes, I cried with laughter. Very well done sirs.

I love John Mathews and his slow slide into despair. I feel sorry for him almost.

The painting competiton is a masterpiece, lol.

Would love to see John Mathews try and make a comeback, maybe as a creationist, (answering all your creationist questions).

Great stuff Cose2Cose.

[Cose2Cose]

Thank you faithful viewer! So glad that you enjoyed it. FYI- You can order the DVD if you want even more Bible Answer's goodness. We begin production of Bible Answers season 2 in late April. It's been so long since we've done the show, and we have great ideas and want all you great folks to see them ASAP. Thanks again for watching! So glad you enjoyed them. God Bless LOL

[lesburst]

Great news about 'Bible Answers 2' I can hardly wait!

I would love a DVD, but sadly Im one of the many unemployed at the moment with very little income, but when god deems it that one of my elderly relatives should die and leave me some inheritance, you will be the first benefactor of my good fortune.

Also,I hope you dont change John Mathews too much, as I think you have nailed down (no pun intended) a truelly wonderful funny, yet likeable character,( I feel his anguish) lol.God be with you

[Cose2Cose]

I assure you that Mr. Mathews will be back in all his glory when the show starts up again. We are still scripting the whole season out and making sure we have alot of great calls, new characters for the show, and funny moments that will accure throughout the season. We might even make this season a little longer too. Yay!

[Akihito007]

Ok this video is VERY idiotic. Gen. clearly states that it was two animals of every KIND and only those who primarily walked on land. You would only need two bears and not 2 of every "species" of bear. Also clearly states that it was God who brought the animals to Noah and even shut the door. The ark was also a perfectly designed barge based on measurements given in the Bible and very huge too. Atheists can't even attack the Bible and Christianity without twisting verses and misquoting!!!

[Cose2Cose]

The bible also says slavery is ok, and rape, murder, child abuse. It also says the animals had seven days to get there... ha ha what a joke and is says nothing about god bringing the animals. As for your every KIND idea, that's a twist of words too. The bible also says the earth is the center of the universe. But, if you wanna believe it... whatever, you're a tool.

[mumucachu366]

@Akihito007 why wouldn't they need 2 of every species of bear? Is it bc maybe the other species would evolve? And the earth isn't 6000 years old?!? Oh snap!

[Cose2Cose]

@mumucachu366 Oh snap indeed, sir. Oh snap indeed!

[0121ryanh117]

very funny, although, people do claim to have found giant skeletons. Looks like photoshop work to me though...

[Cose2Cose]

I bet it is

[DefenderOfReason]

LOL I just love this! I'll have to thank the subscriber that introduced me to your channel, and go check out all your other vids! :-)

[JLproductionsLLC]

This video is great, I can't wait to see more and I fully endorse the efforts of Cose2Cose.

I shoot adult and love you...

[Cose2Cose]

I love you too, Caller.

[WINDHAMMAN]

bible guy hope some dude donkey punches you in the face-you must be the youtube s answer to parizzz hilton- my unhumble opinion of course

[Cose2Cose]

Just wait till episode six. We totally rip on this guy and his misuse of the phrase "donkey punch" and his fascination with 7-11s. Yeah, check out his comments on episode two, classic. lol enjoy viewers!

[WINDHAMMAN]

gay

[WINDHAMMAN]

bible answers guy-you aren't funny-you may make some dude want to donkey punch you in your fat ugly face-why not tease allah? you'll be the first to ask for Gods help when some dude donkey punches you in the mouth-you have nothing better to do with your time? my unhumble opinion

[Cose2Cose]

God, two shows in and you're already crying? What's wrong, you can't take you're precious Bible being challenged? Next caller!

[TheSqueakyWaffle]

Wonderful satire. i think i love you.

[PiratePrinceEdward]

I love how this is (episode 1) but the caller said "I enjoy watching your show."

[Cose2Cose]

Ha ha, I know right? One of our many jokes. Glad you caught that, caller.

[PiratePrinceEdward]

I know man, I'm such a stud. glad you appreciate me... um... listener... person.

[unoitaliano]

you are the same asshole who will be screaming his name before you die right asshole?? Keep making fun loser.

[Cose2Cose]

I'm not going to waste my breath on a fictional character during my last moments. I might quote something from He-Man though. Thank you for your question caller.

[2Cose]

Easy pal! That's not very "Christian" of you. It's all in good fun. Have a sense of humor. If you don't like it, don't watch it.

[Nilopollis]

Who's name?

[freethinker1990]

You could post this as a video response to my video..?

[freethinker1990]

I've studied the Bible a lot and I didn't even know Jesus has a boob! LOL! XD