You shoudn't move about like that. She could slice your Juggalavane. You cannot assist the Juggalavane. All your blood will be on the in four minutes.
I've seen this, I've done this, you don't want this.
@D0M1N470Rx I have a life and a right to my own opinion. Adam Sandler is funny just not his new stuff. HIS BEST FILM OF RECENT WAS SPANGLISH. I was very impressed with his acting skills in that film. He has depth as an actor not always his fart jokes and goofball roles. Yes, Happy Gilmore, Waterboy and even. Billy Madison was decent but not a good film. Adam Sandler is good when he is not a good in every role.
two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
lol if u move, she can slip and slice ur jugeler vein on accident. there no way to stitch the jugeler. all of ur blood will be on the floor in 4 minutes. wow yet he wants to have kids at the end...
Yes, it is (as far as I know) but I guess you have to pinch quite hard and hit the right spot. Looks like he did it quite often so he got used to it xD
no its not possible .... you have two vains that transfer blood to the brain ... you have to cut of the blood flow in both of them ... so you need at least two hands ...
@ThaCifer Which is also why a proper choke hold could actually achieve this, But there is a slight possibility of restricting blood flow enough for a person to pass out, but this would take a good amount of time.
there is one part in that scene where he says* u should start cuting the back and then he says u know when i was ur age i used to kill 7 men maybe u sould grow up
all of your blood will be on the floor in 4 minutes LOL
gothicdreams1995 1 week ago
The german voice is much mor fun !!!
Freak4641 3 weeks ago
ive watched this movie so many times i can say the entire movie this is funny i dont see how its not
NinjastarDude 1 month ago
krav maga move
bluewhale18 1 month ago
you cant watch this and not laugh
Sasukechidori16PSN 1 month ago
wooshii shoulder hold.
CreatorOfWar1 3 months ago
Was that the vulcan nerve pinch?
buckshoty 4 months ago
Hottest barber ever... that girl in purple.. jesus !
Keidoupe 5 months ago
I dint notice tht the siren was on :/
indijonez777 5 months ago
haha
kurreproduction2 6 months ago
lol 0:50 i'm gonna try it to my cousin :)
bramiebull 7 months ago
I have seen this, I have dones this, you dont want this. **crying kid** VULCAN PINCH!!! wewt star trek ;)
OVerLOADING6 7 months ago
I just like typing
ultivath 7 months ago
0:40 lolololololololololololololololololol
D0M1N470Rx 7 months ago
You shoudn't move about like that. She could slice your Juggalavane. You cannot assist the Juggalavane. All your blood will be on the in four minutes.
I've seen this, I've done this, you don't want this.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ultivath 8 months ago
@ultivath Juggular vein, there is no way to stitch the Juggular.
Drawingfreak48124 8 months ago
@ultivath Dude. That is not what he says at all... way to go make yourself look like a 'tard. XD
Zeanu 7 months ago
nice move
kristjon123 8 months ago
Well some1s emotionally scared for life.
kunigeek30763 8 months ago
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ONE OF THE WORST ADAM SANDLER FILMS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
musicfan088 8 months ago
@musicfan088 get a life if you dont like this film why are you searching it up?!?!?!
D0M1N470Rx 7 months ago
@D0M1N470Rx I have a life and a right to my own opinion. Adam Sandler is funny just not his new stuff. HIS BEST FILM OF RECENT WAS SPANGLISH. I was very impressed with his acting skills in that film. He has depth as an actor not always his fart jokes and goofball roles. Yes, Happy Gilmore, Waterboy and even. Billy Madison was decent but not a good film. Adam Sandler is good when he is not a good in every role.
musicfan088 7 months ago
@musicfan088 I made a typo meant not good but goof in every role for my last comment.
musicfan088 7 months ago
2 people got their juguler vein sliced
GerpDawg52 8 months ago
"I've seen this, I've done this, you don't want this"
*cries*
*click*
*thump*
MozartJunior22 8 months ago
@MozartJunior22 no its
*cries*
*click*
*thump*
*beep*
lol
MsButters8 8 months ago
2 people have had their jugular veins slit
MrRexel14 9 months ago
On 0:49/0:50 he moves left arm, but a sec. later it is his right arm. WHAT!?
animusmon 9 months ago 45
@animusmon I was going to comment that
night00glider 9 months ago
@animusmon tats the power of THE ZOHAN
danieluzumaki14 9 months ago
@animusmon
you dont mess with the zohan bro... You cannot get it bcoz you havent seen it, you havent done it and you definitely dont want it... :p
vishnuonfire 5 months ago
@animusmon He is the Zohan ofcourse. Have you seen half of the shit this human...(Probably not) can do?
ROLDY10FUN 5 months ago
You shold tell grat movie mistakes this.
megabruced1 2 months ago
@animusmon its because its missing a part of the film
ondenbern 2 months ago
@animusmon this is why you don't mess with the zohan.
chaseblaskin95 1 month ago
@animusmon He's the Zohan...
LT3492 1 month ago
@animusmon It's because he's the Zohan. He has more miracles in his left pinkie than Jesus has in his entire body.
RazorStormInc 1 week ago
@animusmon Thats the power of the ZOHAN
therareone1 1 day ago
I hate kids like that...
xXtremeXpertZz 9 months ago
when i was in ur age i'v already killed seven men maybe you should grow up XD
pyromaniacs1993 10 months ago 3
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two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
SuperEmmaxxxxx 10 months ago
ive seen this, ive done this, i love this XD
WarriorCheetah 11 months ago 11
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two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
crazyman3642 11 months ago
kid: WAHHHHHWAHHWAHHHWAHHHH!!!!!
Zohan*pressure point pinch*
kid: hits car
*BEEP*
kimichiwitnoodlesz 11 months ago 2
@kimichiwitnoodlesz i really hate people like u that just quote a youtube video...
sakon44 9 months ago
bong biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
oddcool1 11 months ago
what is the songs name? pls
FilipFiser 1 year ago
@FilipFiser wtf are you talking about
orielmano 11 months ago
Zohan: when i was your age i already killed 7 people. Maybe you should grow up
22cevans 1 year ago 3
@22cevans
its 7 men :)
unianthony 11 months ago
@unianthony Oh yeah, thats right. For some reason I thought thats what I wrote.
22cevans 10 months ago
@unianthony Right. I thought that he said "7 men", but just I wasn't sure, so I put "people" just to be safe.
22cevans 7 months ago
haha thats the best! even there is a making of error. he goes with the left arm and then you see his right hand grab the boy.
hortensius81 1 year ago
@hortensius81 that's not an error. it's zohan, he can do that ;D
Vanemare199 11 months ago
The ending: ROFLOLMFAO
Katzelle3 1 year ago
"i have seen this, i have done this, you do not want this" *insert lol here*
O0oSorousho0O 1 year ago
@0:39 look at that face! priceless! lol!!!
murdarous16 1 year ago
That was really bad fake crying, grat film though
xXCH1MPXx 1 year ago
when I was at this age i killed 2 people that dislike that video^^
xreaktorx 1 year ago
Zohan: when i was your age i already killed 7 people
yukido42 1 year ago
the boy just got P0Wn3D
NanoWoodCompany 1 year ago
the boy is a good actor
omarxmawi 1 year ago
i will spilt your jugular open your blood will be on tha floor in 4 seconds ive seen this ive done this u don't want this
DJNATi0N808 1 year ago
woa the kid just woke up , went to youtube and disliked the video!!
TheHottygirl13 1 year ago
i loved this movie XD this was the best part of it
sweden1997nicklas 1 year ago 2
I don't get it my mom said i never cried on my 1st haircut....what so scary about it..
CButterfly8 1 year ago
i lol'd so hard when he pinched the kid xD
TheAnimefan112 1 year ago 3
@TheAnimefan112 best part of the movie
4nOwHeRe20 1 year ago
does the kid die? Harsh!
HeartOfInsanity 1 year ago
@HeartOfInsanity naah its a nerve pinch, they you get put 2 sleep 4 a few mins, if you learn how to to it then its very handy (:
MrJJintheworld 1 year ago
i want 2 learn this .
farafeshow 1 year ago
Ive seen a mistake. When hes going to sleep the child, he extends his left hand, but in the next scene he is using his right hand.
jaazmina34 1 year ago 4
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heitikallinn 1 year ago
When i was on your age i alredy killed 7 men maybe you should grow up!
heitikallinn 1 year ago
@heitikallinn Yeah sure...in some video game. Pffh.
JohnACorp782 1 year ago
lolllll so hilarious ! funny as hell
preditorvsalien 1 year ago
When I was your age. I've already killed seven men. Maybe you should grow up.
duckdavis 1 year ago 3
The person who disliked this video is the kid in this video!
cooljazz1997 1 year ago 2
rofl lmfao
gta4popper4 1 year ago
insert funny line from clip here for thumbs up fun time
ToadsMGodes 1 year ago 2
It's the first time i see this guy.. is he like borat?
siegfriedsix 1 year ago
@siegfriedsix he's adam sandler.
ACMilan1899Rocks 1 year ago
@ChaosKeyBlade27
you did? lol
linuxpowerification 1 year ago
anyone noticed in trailers they say she will cut his ear? not the jugular
LeoXRomanu 1 year ago
people call that the sleeper hold but thats something very different
Zeratul897 1 year ago
i know this kid no joke
dvasend 1 year ago
lol if u move, she can slip and slice ur jugeler vein on accident. there no way to stitch the jugeler. all of ur blood will be on the floor in 4 minutes. wow yet he wants to have kids at the end...
freedomx2oa 1 year ago
0:50
xxJZproductionsxx 1 year ago
I wish Adam Sandler would have played "The Pacifier."
IMFDB 1 year ago
I've seen dis, I've done dis, you don't vant dis! Classic lol
MrTitleist99 1 year ago
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1.Take a deep breath
2.think of someone u like
3.press F10 5 times
4.send thes to 5 youtube videos
5.look at your backround
Crazygirts 1 year ago
Lol xD Btw: what is background music?
D3d4hrib 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD
luccawgs 2 years ago
she wil cut your juggular vain lolz
ch0clat3rain 2 years ago
...I hate children....
wallieisthecoolest 2 years ago
@wallieisthecoolest I 2
OverHedge99 1 year ago
i have seen this, i have done this, you do not want this haha lol thats my new line from now on!
Inder12321 2 years ago 68
jajajaja se parece a mi sobrino ese niño jajaja. buena escena
BernardPincus 2 years ago
this might seem stupid but when he pinched that kids neck and made him pass out, is that possible
ourawsomenessshow 2 years ago
yes
YoMomma9a 2 years ago
Yes, it is (as far as I know) but I guess you have to pinch quite hard and hit the right spot. Looks like he did it quite often so he got used to it xD
DevonWerkFan 2 years ago
no thats a kid he pretended then the kid pretended to faint, DUH!
Crazygirts 2 years ago
@ourawsomenessshow
no its not possible .... you have two vains that transfer blood to the brain ... you have to cut of the blood flow in both of them ... so you need at least two hands ...
but you can always go for a rear naked choke
ThaCifer 2 years ago
@ThaCifer Which is also why a proper choke hold could actually achieve this, But there is a slight possibility of restricting blood flow enough for a person to pass out, but this would take a good amount of time.
BennyUKBoy 1 year ago
a rubber cosh to the back of the head would
tim56398 2 years ago
@ourawsomenessshow yeah if there's a pressure point there
shiny0612 1 year ago
i almost laughed to death when i saw this scene loool! Epic, 5/5
Insomniaowl 2 years ago
haha
damn i hate when lil kids cry like that in public
im gonna try that
SweetoothProductionz 2 years ago
what's a jugular?
TheCharizmaticEnigma 2 years ago
its like a main vain in your neck
H3yW00dJ3wBL0wM3 2 years ago
all your blood will be on the floor in 4minutes
XiaoNoodles 2 years ago 4
there is one part in that scene where he says* u should start cuting the back and then he says u know when i was ur age i used to kill 7 men maybe u sould grow up
halohalohaloman3 2 years ago
i've seen this, i've done this, you don't want this.. lol xD!!!!
aurelioc129 2 years ago 104
@aurelioc129 dis jaajajaajajajajajaajja
lostoholic1 8 months ago
This is hilarious!
syreen12 2 years ago
damn, that sh**s wack!
lordroticiv 2 years ago
lmfaooo1!!
alabie54 2 years ago
lol i love that scene.....
The glodular vein lol.
Wastelander1993 2 years ago
it's jugular jackass >.>
lewisnonumb 2 years ago
i cant stop laughin
4488656 2 years ago
thats my favourite part !! the BEST part in the whole moviee !!! Lol
4488656 2 years ago
To
pwell822 ,
It's called the "Israeli Nerve grip"
barbarasprague 2 years ago 3
isit real?
xwawas 2 years ago
I think so, but is potentially lethal.
Meehuuu 2 years ago
Best scene in this movie!
liakosjam 3 years ago
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"you don't mess with the Zohan"
-Dak
Dakatana700 3 years ago
My favourite part!
burgerman72 3 years ago
well what is the name of the move then???
pwell822 3 years ago
"you don't mess with the Zohan"
caiubisan 3 years ago
lol my favourit
Cozitsu 3 years ago
I've seen this, I've done dis, you do not want this hahaha
salverinopepporino 3 years ago 2
haha best part of the film !
super14strauss 3 years ago 7