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  • all of your blood will be on the floor in 4 minutes LOL

  • The german voice is much mor fun !!!

  • ive watched this movie so many times i can say the entire movie this is funny i dont see how its not

  • krav maga move

  • you cant watch this and not laugh

  • wooshii shoulder hold.

  • Was that the vulcan nerve pinch?

  • Hottest barber ever... that girl in purple.. jesus !

  • I dint notice tht the siren was on :/

  • haha

  • lol 0:50 i'm gonna try it to my cousin :)

  • I have seen this, I have dones this, you dont want this. **crying kid** VULCAN PINCH!!! wewt star trek ;)

  • I just like typing

  • 0:40 lololololololololololololololo­lololol

  • You shoudn't move about like that. She could slice your Juggalavane. You cannot assist the Juggalavane. All your blood will be on the in four minutes.

    I've seen this, I've done this, you don't want this.

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOL

  • @ultivath Juggular vein, there is no way to stitch the Juggular.

  • @ultivath Dude. That is not what he says at all... way to go make yourself look like a 'tard. XD

  • nice move

  • Well some1s emotionally scared for life.

  • @musicfan088 get a life if you dont like this film why are you searching it up?!?!?!

  • @D0M1N470Rx I have a life and a right to my own opinion. Adam Sandler is funny just not his new stuff. HIS BEST FILM OF RECENT WAS SPANGLISH. I was very impressed with his acting skills in that film. He has depth as an actor not always his fart jokes and goofball roles. Yes, Happy Gilmore, Waterboy and even. Billy Madison was decent but not a good film. Adam Sandler is good when he is not a good in every role.

  • @musicfan088 I made a typo meant not good but goof in every role for my last comment.

  • 2 people got their juguler vein sliced

  • "I've seen this, I've done this, you don't want this"

    *cries*

    *click*

    *thump*

  • @MozartJunior22 no its

    *cries*

    *click*

    *thump*

    *beep*

    lol

  • 2 people have had their jugular veins slit

  • On 0:49/0:50 he moves left arm, but a sec. later it is his right arm. WHAT!?

  • @animusmon I was going to comment that

  • @animusmon  tats the power of THE ZOHAN

  • @animusmon

    you dont mess with the zohan bro... You cannot get it bcoz you havent seen it, you havent done it and you definitely dont want it... :p

  • @animusmon He is the Zohan ofcourse. Have you seen half of the shit this human...(Probably not) can do?

  • You shold tell grat movie mistakes this. 

  • @animusmon its because its missing a part of the film

  • @animusmon this is why you don't mess with the zohan.

  • @animusmon He's the Zohan... 

  • @animusmon It's because he's the Zohan. He has more miracles in his left pinkie than Jesus has in his entire body.

  • @animusmon Thats the power of the ZOHAN

  • I hate kids like that...

  • when i was in ur age i'v already killed seven men maybe you should grow up XD

  • ive seen this, ive done this, i love this XD

  • kid: WAHHHHHWAHHWAHHHWAHHHH!!!!!

    Zohan*pressure point pinch*

    kid: hits car

    *BEEP*

  • @kimichiwitnoodlesz i really hate people like u that just quote a youtube video...

  • bong biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip

  • what is the songs name? pls

  • @FilipFiser wtf are you talking about

  • Zohan: when i was your age i already killed 7 people. Maybe you should grow up

  • @22cevans

    its 7 men :)

  • @unianthony Oh yeah, thats right. For some reason I thought thats what I wrote.

  • @unianthony Right. I thought that he said "7 men", but just I wasn't sure, so I put "people" just to be safe.

  • haha thats the best! even there is a making of error. he goes with the left arm and then you see his right hand grab the boy.

  • @hortensius81 that's not an error. it's zohan, he can do that ;D

  • The ending: ROFLOLMFAO

  • "i have seen this, i have done this, you do not want this" *insert lol here*

  • @0:39 look at that face! priceless! lol!!!

  • That was really bad fake crying, grat film though

  • when I was at this age i killed 2 people that dislike that video^^

  • Zohan: when i was your age i already killed 7 people

  • the boy just got P0Wn3D

  • the boy is a good actor

  • i will spilt your jugular open your blood will be on tha floor in 4 seconds ive seen this ive done this u don't want this

  • woa the kid just woke up , went to youtube and disliked the video!!

  • i loved this movie XD this was the best part of it

  • I don't get it my mom said i never cried on my 1st haircut....what so scary about it..

  • i lol'd so hard when he pinched the kid xD

  • @TheAnimefan112 best part of the movie

  • does the kid die? Harsh!

  • @HeartOfInsanity naah its a nerve pinch, they you get put 2 sleep 4 a few mins, if you learn how to to it then its very handy (:

  • i want 2 learn this .

  • Ive seen a mistake. When hes going to sleep the child, he extends his left hand, but in the next scene he is using his right hand.

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  • When i was on your age i alredy killed 7 men maybe you should grow up!

  • @heitikallinn Yeah sure...in some video game. Pffh.

  • lolllll so hilarious ! funny as hell

  • When I was your age. I've already killed seven men. Maybe you should grow up.

  • The person who disliked this video is the kid in this video!

  • rofl lmfao

  • insert funny line from clip here for thumbs up fun time

  • It's the first time i see this guy.. is he like borat?

  • @siegfriedsix he's adam sandler.

  • @ChaosKeyBlade27

    you did? lol

  • anyone noticed in trailers they say she will cut his ear? not the jugular

  • people call that the sleeper hold but thats something very different

  • i know this kid no joke

  • lol if u move, she can slip and slice ur jugeler vein on accident. there no way to stitch the jugeler. all of ur blood will be on the floor in 4 minutes. wow yet he wants to have kids at the end...

  • 0:50

  • I wish Adam Sandler would have played "The Pacifier."

  • I've seen dis, I've done dis, you don't vant dis! Classic lol

  • Lol xD Btw: what is background music?

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

  • she wil cut your juggular vain lolz

  • ...I hate children....

  • i have seen this, i have done this, you do not want this haha lol thats my new line from now on!

  • jajajaja se parece a mi sobrino ese niño jajaja. buena escena

  • this might seem stupid but when he pinched that kids neck and made him pass out, is that possible

  • yes

  • Yes, it is (as far as I know) but I guess you have to pinch quite hard and hit the right spot. Looks like he did it quite often so he got used to it xD

  • no thats a kid he pretended then the kid pretended to faint, DUH!

  • @ourawsomenessshow

    no its not possible .... you have two vains that transfer blood to the brain ... you have to cut of the blood flow in both of them ... so you need at least two hands ...

    but you can always go for a rear naked choke

  • @ThaCifer Which is also why a proper choke hold could actually achieve this, But there is a slight possibility of restricting blood flow enough for a person to pass out, but this would take a good amount of time.

  • a rubber cosh to the back of the head would

  • @ourawsomenessshow yeah if there's a pressure point there

  • i almost laughed to death when i saw this scene loool! Epic, 5/5

  • haha

    damn i hate when lil kids cry like that in public

    im gonna try that

  • what's a jugular?

  • its like a main vain in your neck

  • all your blood will be on the floor in 4minutes

  • there is one part in that scene where he says* u should start cuting the back and then he says u know when i was ur age i used to kill 7 men maybe u sould grow up

  • i've seen this, i've done this, you don't want this.. lol xD!!!!

  • @aurelioc129 dis jaajajaajajajajajaajja

  • This is hilarious!

  • damn, that sh**s wack!

  • lmfaooo1!!

  • lol i love that scene.....

    The glodular vein lol.

  • it's jugular jackass >.>

  • i cant stop laughin

  • thats my favourite part !! the BEST part in the whole moviee !!! Lol

  • To

    pwell822 ,

    It's called the "Israeli Nerve grip"

  • isit real?

  • I think so, but is potentially lethal.

  • Best scene in this movie!

  • My favourite part!

  • well what is the name of the move then???

  • "you don't mess with the Zohan"

  • lol my favourit

  • I've seen this, I've done dis, you do not want this hahaha

  • haha best part of the film !

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