Daniel Carver - Dope & Crime - Part 1 of 2

[axebattler1]

amazing how robin misunderstood such a simple analogy...

[themythofcreationism]

F robin

[kingkevinjoy]

lol his son is in jail now for selling crystal meth....

[XAVIERCUERVO]

ROBIN god shuthefuckup

[sternfanmisha]

@XAVIERCUERVO

"But the duck doesn't make the water."

Yeah, Robin is one dumb nigger cunt.

[topmoviemafia]

SOON WHITES WILL BE THE MINORITY, AND NIGGERS WILL LAUGH IN OUR FACES WHEN WE APPLY FOR A JOB FROM A NIGGER OWNED BUSINESS, OR A CHINESE OWNED BUSINESS, OR A MUSLIM OWNED BUSINESS. WHITES ARE FADING FROM THEIR OWN COUNTRY (FOR WHICH THEY FOUGHT BLOODY WARS). NOW IT IS SLIPPING AWAY . I DON'T WANT MY KIDS SPEAKING CHINESE OR ARABIC IN THE YEAR 2030. BE PROUD OF YOUR CULTURE. OUR GRAND-PARENTS FOUGHT FOR THIS LAND. DON'T GIVE IT AWAY TO FOREIGN PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO RESPECT FOR OUR CULTURE.

[dtrmind]

kkkkkkkkkkkklkkkkkjkjkjjkkkk

[janespeaks]

Howard made a great point when he told Robin 'consider the source of this message.'

But I must say I admire Daniels' candor. I'm sick of the kind of people that have these politically correct attitudes & speech. If you feel a particular way about something SPEAK on it and hold it as your truth. Daniel did that- he never (to my knowledge) waivered from his convictions.

[ryanr20091]

@janespeaks fuck daniel  im going to whoop the ignorance out of him

[kammererbr]

The negros due tend to cause a lot of trouble

[CAinfowarrior]

@kammererbr LOL that's an understatement.

[katkal3]

@kammererbr haha, the global financial crisis was caused by white bankers, the last major wars were caused by white ppl, serial killers in their majority are white males, child molesters tend to be white in the majority, mass murderers who shoot up schools again tend to be white. And even though your poverty level is way less than that in the black community, imagine if you were just as poor what shennanigans you'd be up to. Oh, and fox news, all white ppl.LOL!

[Brewski23]

@katkal3 U keep saying majority, do u realize that in the US whites are the majority of the population(Thus why blacks are called the minority, if u couldent put that together), so naturally whites will be the majority of most categories in the us, but if u look at all the black murderers, child molesters, etc and compare that to the black population theres an alot higher ratio..PS to everyone else im not racist i just hate stupid people like this who think they have the statistics.

[katkal3]

@Brewski23 Don't hate the messenger,rather do something about the "message".I was clearly speaking in percentages.If you know anything about serial killers,like i do you would know that they are way a lot more than black ppl and the same goes with child molesters.The governement is almost all white and how many blood is the hands of the troops.Bankers who ruined the country,white or jewish.Stop blaming other ppl when you guys are the ruling class.And youre the stupid 1 if u cant see this.

[Brewski23]

@katkal3 But the percentage of black serial killers, and child molesters compared to the black population is far higher then the whites, the numbers dont lie.

[enigma414]

@kammererbr "due tend"? what the fuck are you talking about

[TR86]

Not being racist here, I have many black friends, they call me spic, i call them niggers etc..... all in fun of course, but could you imagine if the NFL, NBA, etc. did not exist? can you imagine how many blacks would be added to the unemployment line. (lol, my friend Andre is here watching me type this right now.....)

[mazak6811]

"which again, was just more niggers" lol in case you didn't get it the first time!!!!

[maniccrayon]

Robin should just sit there and giggle and stop trying to express an opinion. She's the definition of stupid.

[backwoodsterrorist]

@maniccrayon i know, her english is so damned correct and clearly articulated...i wish everyone had opinions just like us! that would really take care of this white trash problem that plagues our country

[rick7531]

@maniccrayon Robin is the definition of a house negro that is paid very well.

[JeffreyEdward19]

Robins getting tore up!

[CraigKramer]

The funniest part of this clip is Robin claiming that a duck doesn't have to make the water, a dog can't get cocaine and a squirrel doesn't have to invent the tree??

WTF... I think Daniel may be right after all.

[vashon418]

This might be the funniest $%@! I've ever heard!!!

[hardstyle905]

Americans are destroying themselves with their stupid Affirmative action.

But after centuries of waging war against countless countries and peoples on earth, they probably deserve it.

Slaves to jews, murdered and raped by niggers, flooded with spics - AMERICA's DOWNFALL IS NEAR

[katkal3]

@hardstyle905 You white trash blame everything on everyone else but your ownselves. Acting as if affirmative action is what's bringing this country down, you're retarded. The global financial crisis happened cause of the greedy whiteman's shortsightedness.All the fucking bankers where as pink as pigs so don't tell me it's other races,fucknut. the "spics"(which are actually puerto ricans) are flooding your country because NAFTA only benefited the Conglomerate companies of the whiteman,leaving...

[katkal3]

@hardstyle905 the small farmer out of the picture, the same is happening in the u.s., the small farmer is losing out to the big Companies, the same with wallmart,Costco, etc. theyre killing off the small mom and pop stores.So much for freemarket. And who are the owners of these companies? Pigskins, thats who. So grow up and own up. Go change your diaper, billy bob. You guys are to stupid to be the most powerful country in the world. That's why your on your way down.

[katkal3]

since when do jungle animals riot?

[lalatutu123]

@birdbrain666 too late the white male slave owners raped and impregnated many black women and created many interracial children. Blame your own

[hardstyle905]

@lalatutu123 mixed mongrel children like you come from brainwashed white liberals.

[lalatutu123]

@hardstyle905 your daughter, wife or granddaughter I bet have had and enjoyed many a black men, behind your back. lol So blame the white woman too LOL

[backwoodsterrorist]

@hardstyle905 please explain to me how white liberals could produce mixed children by themselves....

[PanayotiProductions]

@birdbrain666 White or black, humans are just tamed animals. Put any of us in a jungle with no food, we will hunt and eat each other like dogs.

[confedman]

robin cant even follow the conversation!!

[dirtyjew1974]

@confedman yeah, she seemed a bit hardheaded lol...it wasnt hard to understand what he was talking about so i dont know what her confusion was all about.

[STIRKDAWG]

I'm black and my wife is BEAUTIFUL and white. You should see the way she turns an ignorant old redneck's head. Ha!

[EazyTarantino]

@STIRKDAWG who cares? worry about your own neck

[bishop102]

@STIRKDAWG damn, too bad her offspring and lineage will be tainted.

[STIRKDAWG]

@bishop102 and to think her father blessed it and paid for it! It was a beautiful affair you faggot ...

[bishop102]

@STIRKDAWG and their offspring, and their offsrping, and their offsrping.

[STIRKDAWG]

@bishop102 I only pray that one of ours will date one of yours! Are you in -or have you ever been in- a relationship w/ the opposite sex that could POSSIBLY result in "offspring?" Just curious ...

And for the record, I'm going to try to have an informed conversation w/ you so please avoid hateful stuff. I'm going to attempt to not HATE you. You & I will forgo the angry, hateful, ignorant stuff and really have an exchange. Are YOU up to it? I don't want to hate. It's bad for me personally ...

[backwoodsterrorist]

@bishop102 it would be so much better if we could all just keep our good dna in the family. sure works for the south, they've been keeping dna in the family for generations and look how awesome they are

[backwoodsterrorist]

Respond to this video... hey strikdawg, i bet your reeeal smart. how's your retarded in inbred family doing?

[clutchcrippler]

he's my fucking hero.

[tommyd110]

White Powder!!!!!!!!

[tenorismo]

@birdbrain666 Do not mate with the missing link.

[dpuknowme]

im not racist but robin makes me wanna be

[Evilfisher]

blue power

[TR86]

daniel already said robin is a nice nigger. daniel and robin have a decent but odd relationship between them.

[729Drew]

LOL Cpuss, did you make the D in Daniel Carver look like the Disney D on purpose?

[kermitcintronsucks]

Black power!

[MrNoskire]

@kermitcintronsucks Fuck you monkey!

[zxpzz]

Kinda agree.....yikes, does that make me racist or a student of sociology and human proclivities?

[WorshipInTruth]

"Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one."  - Luke 22:36

"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword." - Matthew 10:34

Amen. What a thrilling man Jesus was.

[verdantforce88]

go preach to some brainless fools u prick

[hernje]

Stern always seems to gloss over Daniel's other primary message. That being Jews are the Devil on Earth.

[tsartodd]

@hernje on the other hand, it seems like Daniel is more obsessed about ranting about Black people than ranting about Jews.

[Jspeterson]

I don't know what's funnier. Daniel Carver or Robin trying to be smart.

[4everchanges]

Sure lions and tigers rape our women, rob businesses and molest children and take drugs into our schools and give them to our children; EVERYONE KNOWS it happens EVERY DAY!

[joesock64]

nigger

[thefriendsociety]

what I dont get is that when they play the KKK you dont hear whites calling up an complaining cause obviously they are ripping on it, but when they do make fun of farakhan or OJ, black people call up and say how they dont rip on them enough! ITS BECAUSE WHAT THE KKK SAYS IS SO FUCKIN RIDICULOUS YOU HARDLY HAVE TO RIP ON IT!!

[TheMatthew2424]

its because everyone knows daniel is a nice dude....he doesnt consiter howard a jew and what not.....he's funny because his views are just a lil off...even by kkk standards

[thefriendsociety]

lol just a little bit off?

[AllPro777]

@thefriendsociety

It's true. These White supremacy cock-sucks don't even realize how stupid they sound.

[thefriendsociety]

@AllPro777 its pretty entertaining though, they give their speeches like their general patton fighting the final battle.

[tattypatty]

wayke uhp whaat paypuhl!

[flyingtorpedo]

There is more than 13% black in this country fuck that go to any city in the country its all black.

[slavekal]

Go to North Dakota, Iowa, Wyoming, several other states, and you will find vry few blacks. Blacks do make up about thirteen percent. Hispanics are slightly higher now.

[BOBCHAMBLISS]

Those states have hardly any crime and are nice places to live !! Why ? Not many Nigger's !

[lalatutu123]

@flyingtorpedo not true. 13% is fact

[niggafrom901]

i read about this dude in private parts,he is hilarious,i don't give a fuck about duke and the kkk but this dude funny!

[KinisonisKing]

That's disgusting, comparing African Americans to Lions.........What did Lions ever do to deserve that insult.

[statis]

LOL - Jackie, is that you? Gilbert?? Artie (in private)?

[RazrKlaw]

Hahah, I am with you man.

[hmeister90]

that women is a dumbass fucking nigger

[s0undtribe]

lol i love how daniel carvers arguments were basically -- Tigers dont rape children and rob stores, but black people do, so black people are more dangerous to us than lions and tigers

[dontleademsomuch]

southern logic

[CAinfowarrior]

waaaaite peeeepole ... i love how he says it! comic genius. lol

[kashmiek]

Our white government created the american black man. Brings drugs to their communities. The black man built this country.

[NHmadman1]

Iam glad ya own kind are killing you

[tomlambsays]

go fuck yourself you self hating, "its the white man's fault" doucher, get real, you guys slack off in school, get involved in gangs, you act like animals, and then you wonder why you work at mcdonald's and can barely pay rent....just get real

[June28July]

@tomlambsays Ha ha, by saying that, it only shows there's still discrimination.

[LeoDislikesYou]

Fuck you howard let the man speak,he has the same right to speak as your jewish ass and her nigger ass

[nickfox2]

7:22-7:43 Howard enunciates why Robin is perenially the roadblock in the middle of the comedy road.

[richardrichard07]

Are most people in Georgia like daniel Carver?

[MrNostalgia09]

Most people in Georgia are the exact type of people Daniel hates. Blacks and Hispanics.

[danielcarverkkk]

"i'd like to say i dont like niggers mexicans or gays but i'll say that i know they are races i wish would go away i know niggers are unkind sending them to africa is all i dream of it would bring total joy and happiness so fuck all you who think i am wrong I WILL ALWAYS HATE YOU" please post that daniel carver song from when howard was talking about dog the bounty hunter

[lalatutu123]

@danielcarverkkk keep hating us because that takes up a lot of your time and energy

[TR86]

@lalatutu123

lol yup, and you have plenty of time and energy cus you are a lazy nigger. ahhahah wow u are a fuckin idiot.

[backwoodsterrorist]

@TR86 hahaha you lost your country. you lost your country. you lost your country

[backwoodsterrorist]

@TR86 i bet you are overweight and have dental problems

[TR86]

@backwoodsterrorist

look at my profile pick u fuckin pusssy. ahahahahaha.

[TR86]

@backwoodsterrorist

over weight with pure muscle to fuck ur bitch ass up. lol..... u could click 1 link and have ur answer but ur a dumb cunt instead... lol...........................

[hardstyle905]

@lalatutu123 nigger.

[6stringgunslinger]

I've seen alot of white people that smoke crack. But it's niggers that are sellin it.

[eleanorayoulateagain]

Oh man, Daniel Carver is just insane.

[chitwood73]

Wow, Daniel Carver is right. I can see clearly now.

[69UM24OSU12]

The most amazing thing about Howard Stern's talent is how he can make the most repulsive people entertaining.

[lalatutu123]

@69UM24OSU12 and how he can laugh AT them without these repulsive people realizing he is making fun of them

[footballceez]

chimpout....wow

[VanillaLatte007]

come on... robin is cool

its hard to imagine howard with out robin.

[dirtyjew1974]

@VanillaLatte007 yeah, they botrh compliment each other!