Moustache Wax Review

[BlacvultureTravels]

I shud do a putzy hairs wax review

[hermexial]

@BlacvultureTravels Indeed you should.

[seikogoldwatch2009]

This is what happens when fucking punks like this who think they have a real moustache use moustache wax.

[hermexial]

@seikogoldwatch2009 Clearly.

[seikogoldwatch2009]

"Doe*n't it?" Fucking cunt.

[hermexial]

@seikogoldwatch2009 An outrage indeed.

[seikogoldwatch2009]

You stupid fucking punk. Open it with a pocket knife? Do you think you're tough with a pocket knife? Use your fucking fingers to open it, you prick.

[hermexial]

@seikogoldwatch2009 The thing is; I prefer to save my dainty fingers for opening the crusty sphincters of old men. The knife is my preference to open packages.

[jtreischutz]

fucking amazing! I laughed till I cried. you are an inspiration

[hermexial]

@jtreischutz I am touched.

[viciousKev]

this wax sucks, but beggars cant be choosers, its the only one i can find without ordering it.

[hermexial]

@viciousKev Yes, well; at the time I was in Louisiana, and nabbed that at Sally's. Now that I'm in New York City I can head down to some I-talian joint, I'm sure.

[viciousKev]

@hermexial wow, look at all the fucks i give!

[CaptainFawcett]

You may also enjoy my Gentleman's Stiffener. Captain Fawcett's Moustache Wax is now available for the first time in over a century, Sir! C.F.

[hermexial]

@CaptainFawcett Stupendous! I love a stiff gentleman.

[Phloxx1]

alittle whoop hahahaha :)

[dzine13]

HILARIOUS... cracking me up.

[hermexial]

@dzine13 Thankya thankya.

[TheHellBound666]

that was full of win Sir.

[hermexial]

@TheHellBound666 Glad to hear it.

[alinzana]

how long did it take you to get your mustache that length?

[ilikethepixies301]

"got all these high notes to it, doesn't it?"... hahaha

[blueyandstormy]

why is it white? lol this was funny :)

[roqfertrants]

crack'n me up.

[harvestbard]

I lol'd often watching this one. gotta love the play by play voiceover

[slonopochron3000]

dude that is way too much moustache wax! what you should do is rub a tiny tiny bit between your thumb and forefinger to warm it up, then work it in with your fingers and twirl the tips. just a dab will do ya!

[copperhead73]

i stumbled across the video and i cant stop laughing. you remind so much of Ron Burgundy from Anchorman

Awesome.

[dugswantsvideos]

haha man this video is hilarious with the voice-over!

[mrmoony]

I actually like the voice-over. It's sort of like an old fashioned home movie. And GREAT music in the background btw.

[OldSkoolObbie]

I've gotta get one of those mirrors! I think the antique shop in town has something like that.

Really enjoyed the video.. pretty funny. and great mustache!!

Cheers!

[heatx]

Very clever moustache you have, indeed. Impressive review as well, sire.

[BatssssAndWolvessss]

i lovel when my moustache wax builds up inertia

[hermexial]

"Alien experience" Well said, indeed. By jove!...

So then you are doing this as a grooming ritual now?

It's working for you is it? Do you plan to take up pipe smoking as well? You would do well with a nice tweed pork pie hat.

[ottonabs]

I don't wax every day on account of laziness. I never regret it when I take the time, however. Even were I to disregard the styling aspect, an upturned mustache eases the eating chore immensely.

Although pipes are pretty amazing, I can't stand tobacco. I'll take you up on the pork pie, however.