Kewpie Tarako

[AlloMates]

I think he's supposed to be Mozart.

[CyanideAndSherbet]

Oh hey Japan no worries, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway

[Kimosabes2hot]

DJKimosabe approves of the song! The rest is freakin creepy ono

[THEHUGE8BALL]

now thats what i call creepypasta

[explodinglampshade]

O.O Why is George Washington...

A. Alive?

B. A little boy?

C. In Japan?

D. In a FRIKKIN PASTA COMMERCIAL?

[jezze505]

Why american president?

[OtonaGorilla]

Very cute!!!

Sorry I'm Japanese.

[Alphajediknight]

japanese being themselves again... :D

[awfulguitarplucker]

..now i just realzied whta this is all about: CREEPYKITSCH

only Japan could

[MrGaboy2010]

TUBAAAAAAAAA

[Anneliseiscute]

Thats sooooo not creepy :/

[Mcginnmc]

I like the one with the girl that is like wtf O.O it is so funny but this one is funny to the trombone was a nice touch

[BZLentertainment]

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW??

[jesus77755]

They look like teletubbies.

[MariannyLoveme]

Hehe

[ChocolateChip347]

AHAHAHAHAHAwut

[varmdoguy]

This commercial is the best with youtube christmas snowflakes!

[phantomg69]

I dont get the jappenese and there wierd ass jumping baby face croches.

[Black01Fire]

... wut? O.o

[xiMnMzx3]

JUMPING PENISES!

[awfulguitarplucker]

NEEDS MOAR PASTA!

and less creep...

[DeathBoster]

HOLYSHIT WTF IS THESE THINGS? D:

[Guthixpwnsyou]

You know, I'm no weeaboo but if there's anything Japanese I'd enjoy viewing, it's their advertisements.

[ezkiel0]

You know the end is near when babies from hell comes up to feast on our souls

[Retrospect1995]

I'm sorry.....what?

[resielP]

aahhh.... hUh? =.=

[MythMa5ter]

They Rape the baby's with pasta! Damn you Japanese advertising! The French outrun you on this any way!

[enes1324]

....I'm in the wierd part of youtube again...

[LozoRozoDX]

I thought this was going to be a toy commercial. This was weird.

[ixonixas]

these are communists... RUN FOR YOUR MONEY!!!

[Ninjadude2012]

and that's how we won the revolution

[MetalusCinder]

fucking pasta...really japan!?!?!?!

[cynder199]

AHHHHHHH THEY HAVE POSSESSED THAT CHILD !!!!!!

[GEEway525]

kinda want some ramen noodles now lol

[amyexpertfan11]

i dont know if i should be freaked out....or overwhelmed with cuteness

[ChocolateHoneycomb]

That kid is possessed...

[midoringo0108]

Japan is poor. No money to hire an orchestra.

But imagination and technology is high level.

[cynder199]

tarako ads are creepier than the go compare guy

[Nocturnimancer]

Drumstick babies... Is this what you've been doing when I'm not around, Youtube?

[xXSkittlesDaRabbitXx]

The fuck? I have Kewpie Dolls, and none of them look like THAT! o-o

[MistaBunnBunn]

Send this to RWJ

[Zombieswithrockets]

@RESTAURIERTdasDKR2

WHY AMERICA ONE THE WAR...

If they didn't we'd probably be able to spell 'Japan'. Or 'They'.

[TheWeirdMatt]

@Zombieswithrockets Or "won".

[kouleye]

adorable <3

[ForeverKokiri]

Kewpie Dolls! :D 

[ThatFurInCamo]

god, how do I manage do find stuff like this every day, and how does it manage to exceed past the previous day content on the wierdness factor!

[pachucon415]

boys this its Cute comparassion to this

/watch?v=j5QlQkojQYI&feature=r­elated

Really this Freak me UP !

[Nihondamashii9]

very delicious

[beats0me]

....those things are soo creepy

[rossyxan]

Talako or tarako? o_O

[XMETALGEARS59X]

Am I high?

[MrPAGENIS]

this shit is scarier than paranormal activity

[SuperMulticody10]

wtf?



[drzeep]

mommy?..

[Cactusman96]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.... AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *brain collapses

[iTrollThis]

wtf r they actually trying to sell?

[iChrisx93]

@iTrollThis LSD

[MRmr011]

@iTrollThis pasta..I think?

[Smelldark27]

The jap mozart

[skyhawk431]

Why do I find the song so catchy? Seriously, it won't get out of my head...

[XMETALGEARS59X]

How the fuck did i get here

[coralinejonesish]

I WANT ONE!

Is that wrong...?

[RESTAURIERTdasDKR2]

WHY JAPANE LOST THE WAR....

if thay had won this would be normal !

[jakicevic]

@RESTAURIERTdasDKR2 And American wont be normal

[drnachos]

wtf japan wtf

[vDeltaGamingv]

yes. sing for your new masters child.

[GEEway525]

Is it weird that I keep pressing replay?? its just so catchy <3

[HEARTLESSnumber9]

....And this commerical's for pasta sauce...PASTA SAUCE...seriously

[paul310987]

el niño parece poseido.. como si le huberan hipnotizado

[hegdehogii]

uh... 

[oatsmilk91]

Before Gaga there was Tarako.

[blackvenom73]

WTF?

[lolkittycat2112]

ahhh there multiplying!!!!!!!!

[jakethesnake10000]

man japanese people are fucked. love them though

[ChocolateHoneycomb]

*rubs eyes*

Nope, not dreaming. This is real.

[FunnyTiny1023]

lol i need a reaction :P

[FunnyTiny1023]

WHAT THE FUCK? THIS IS... WOW.... I MEAN... IT FREAKS THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!

[pyote5]

Oh my god! WHAT ARE THEY!

[Uvia456]

I've now have seen EVERYTHING

[ticketin128]

fuck zombies we wont stand a chance against baby faced fish

[ostesvin]

@ticketin128 ROFL this comment really made my day :-D EPIC!

[koolkatcutey]

@ticketin128 This is scarier than zombies.

[AvaritiaAurous]

If I eat your pasta sauce will you promise to not kill me?

[brainlesnerd42]

and what do the creepiest baby doll things have to do with PASTA SAUCE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *clicks invisible WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!! button over 4308967350687406 times*

[lugiaboy2]

Reaction: Whaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­tttttttttttt????????

[CaptainGoofysstash]

I swear, these Tarako commercials get weirder and weirder with each new one I see.

[Wheighjcher]

I love this song :D

[amiba451]

Eat Tarako and grow some balls...

[KarlNemen]

has any1 noticed how pointless these commercials are

[Caisamo]

Tarako tarako tappuri tarako

Tarako tarako tappuri

Tarako ga yatte kuru

Tarako tarako tsubutsubu tarako

Tarako tarako tsubutsubu

Tarako ga yatte kuru

[Jagodkaska]

Pink Tarako babies? What's that for? Their strawberry flavored pasta?

[310BPM]

@Jagodkaska

it's tarako flavored pasta sauce.

tarako is alaskan pollock salted roe (like caviar).

and kewpie is just a character in japan, which is the babyface.

[bloodroses90]

dare to ask what are these? o.O

[McCAwesome22]

:( i am soo scared im not hitting you... i litterally am a\scared

[solevando]

fetinho do mal.

[XxDrewtoonsxX]

why are there... Wait it's Japanese.

[Uberjetsu]

This isn't a song for PASTA jesus play this music when a country conquers the earth maybe D:

[drondonm]

Tenebroso, los ponjas asustan

[drakkname]

This makes me not want to be in band anymore.

[Chargal4]

Hmmm... How many calories does two servings of pasta a la terror have?

[randomtoa]

@Chargal4 Enough to kill us all ?

[69boneybob]

Oh no, it wasn't bad enough that those wierd, jellybean-tellytubby things are going to be in my nightmares for the rest of my life, somebody was stupid enough to bring them to America (note the kid's outfit) and teach them how to play musical instruments. Thanks Japan, it's not like I didn't want to live my life in a state of constant terror.

[SandwichAndCereal]

Forget Ju-on and The Ring This is what made everyone so afraid of the japanese D:

[TonicMike]

How in the heck did I end up watching this?

[2p0roblox]

Tarako tarako tara-OH GOD IT'S POSSESSING ME!

[2012bird]

no more crack

[AngryBirdsLove]

My bro thought they were tellitubbies...

[MOONLIZARD13]

As we all know these strange little japanese lady gaga offspring have taken over japans minds and will soon be after ours and these weird fucks will dominate the planet, it appears the only way to protect yourself from them is eating that type of spaghetti which is in japan and probably unreacheable now, so whats the point of life * shoots self*

[Wiiplayer2674]

Only in japan.

[sakura3haruno1624]

ooooooooooooooooook

[makkoce]

oh! now there already pink ones!

[SegaSatern]

as i said in another vid, they'll enslave us all

[4Behrens]

i tell you now i am never going to japan ever, cause if i did i would be squashed by them!!!!

[4Behrens]

XD

[NJADoherty]

Japanese Beethoven?

[hibrid5656]

this freaking me out

[RookieJackson]

This is even fuckin weirder than the others I watched :s

[1900Molly]

they are saying babby finger eat you nodles baby finger and you know the rest

[TheIke336]

JAPAN WHY????????????????????? WHY ARE YOU THE MOST IMPORTANT PRODUCER OF FUCKED UP VIDEOS AND WHY ARE YOU BEING LEADED BY AN ARMY OF DISFORMED BABIES?

[123gregstar]

0:19 watch when high ;)

[turboleaf]

oooooohh.....its a pasta commercial.

[luckystrikebrand1983]

Ok this is prof that Youtube really needs a "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" button...

[good2goism]

Japan is recovering from the tsunami. Honestly, they aren't all batsht fcking crazy.

[Redragon987]

I COMMAND YOU CHILD SING!!!!

[magnahelix]

He will never leave......He will sing FOREVER!

[7HorseLover97]

WHAT THE FUCKING FACK!

[Briannamelonx]

What does that have anything to do with noodles?

[SkittySkittles11]

@Briannamelonx

The brand's mascot is a Kewpie (a baby doll) so the Kewpies are dressed up as Tarako (Salmon Roe) which is the flavor for the noodles.

[lethraxin]

what.

[vokuro16]

WE WANT A TECHNO REMIX OF THIS!!!

[explodinglampshade]

Why is that boy dressed up like george Washington

[mortalkombat8001]

@explodinglampshade that's a boy???0.o

[thedudsonette]

NO YOU WILL NOT GET ME IN MY SLEEP MAYBE THE OTHERS ARE FOOLISH ENOUGH BUT NOT ME I'M NOT!!!

[gothetta]

eheeh creepie ^^

[fabriciorby]

tarako 4ever

[HappyPeach568]

0:11 WOW

[poefred999]

Japan is so awesome lol! i wish we had commercials like this...

[99ziii]

how come a fucking kid dressed as britsh in a japanese ad?

[THEUNDEADSLAYER3]

@99ziii because its japan



[99ziii]

what the fuck?!?!

[ShyanneGoesRawr]

O MY GOD THERES PINK ONES!!!!!!!!!!!

[Grasomat]

Tarako tarako tappuri tarako

Tarako tarako tappuri

Tarako ga yatte kuru

Tarako tarako tsubutsubu tarako

Tarako tarako tsubutsubu

Tarako ga yatte kuru

Tarako tappuri tappuri tarako

[AngryRinoe]

THEYRE EVIL!

[Hukaiya]

is...is that a british kid?

Um.....who needs sleep?

[AutumnDevi]

This seems like something out of Michel Gondry's nightmares...

[anotherguttersnipe]

That kid's been brainwashed.

[shiko957]

糞キューピーの巨根は包茎で超臭い（笑）！！

[peks1995]

AHHHH THEY ARE IN MY BRAAAIN

[Rhaviewoos]

I can fap to this.

[BonParaPara]

@Rhaviewoos You must be Japanese. They can fap to anything... T_T

... ANYTHING.

[gyarados54]

crazy japan inside

[ezeturbio]

0:21 creepy horse leg



[FrEaKy123321789987]

*tear drops*

[ulquiorraXorihime09]

WTF!!!!!!!!!



[rut8888]

Ofcourse!!! Its about Spaghetti!!! How could I have missed it??!!

[AnimeDVD1990]

i do like the kids voice

[mia234567]

OMG my throat hurts watching this >< 

[serpico89]

i downloaded a creepy gif the other day, with a kid eating noodles with one of those doll things floating in a circle. the file name was 'corn dog' haaah now i realize i've seen that thing before....but why corn dog!!?? E__O

[harrypotterrox22]

AMAZINGNESS



[LuccasBode]

the name of this things is "FETINHO DO MAL"

[mafiamello0]

wtc is thouse things?

[jackthayer]

yes child sing for ur new masters muahaha

[kakianyx]

lolwut.

[herpadiddlyderp]

O_O these have nothing to do with pastaa sauce.

[AAkin0]

he says talako

[URAbunnylover2]

Am i the only one that thinks he's saying "talako"? I though it was "Tarako" with an R?

[YiaNyan9]

@URAbunnylover2 Yes, they are really saying Talako! ^^ They just can't say "RRR" correctly, and due to their accent, they say "LLL"

[URAbunnylover2]

@YiaNyan9 XD yay im not insane!

[GardenStateLove]

@YiaNyan9 not true.. actually, most japanese can't pronounce the "L" sound correctly, they make it sound like an "R" (cause the sound is a mix of the two) but there are some people that do sound like they're pronouncing an "L"... I think it's a regional thing, but I'm not sure..

[uirukun]

@GardenStateLove they pronounce that sound like the spanish R. so the bottom of the tip of the tongue scrapes the roof of the mouth a tad

[GardenStateLove]

@uirukun exactly

[odaxelagniaproject]

WTF

[JoJobabylove12]

Some how, i believe he was put up to this.. that he had no other choice....what i am saying is, this was FORCED upon this unfortunate youth.

[NiEVE1de2ICHIGO]

is a girl or a boy? o.o looks like a boy but they always use girls for their commercials, btw my sensei went to japan, she is back now and brought me one packet of normal tarako and mayo (orange and pink one) xD good mktg now they have a new customer from the other half of the world.