How To Stop Telemarketers From Calling

[nghivu]

too many steps. it's easier just to hang up and make it a law that ALL received phone calls under 30 seconds does not counted toward ur bill

[turbo84gn]

As soon as I ask any of those question, they hang up. If I begin to say "put me on the do-not-call list", they hang up. It is never ending.

[jrokkaaa253]

Just flirt with em, even if its a guy, just act homo, theyll get scared and never call back, if u have enough balls..:D

[656LEGOGUY]

finally a good vcideo

[656LEGOGUY]

@656LEGOGUY i mean video

[firstl99]

The "donotcall" list just is really a "pleasecallme" list.

[plutoroxx]

Is this a joke?

[X6MUSICisLIFE6X]

I just say, "hello? Hello? HELLO?? oh. Hi. What? Bye" or tell them i dont speak english, in english.

[Fyapowah]

Me: I am kinda busy right now, can i get your home number and call you later?

Telemarketer: Umm, no.

Me: Oh I guess you don't want people calling you at home.

Telemarketer: No.

Me: Well now you know how I feel.  "CLICK"

[retrofy23]

@Fyapowah y doesn't your post hav any thumbs up?? lol its awesome, thumbs up from me :D

[Fyapowah]

@retrofy23 Thanks, i forgot about this comment.

[0RedTree0]

i hear that telemarketers are not allowed to hang up....this is the PERFECT chance to get to do fun stuff to them >:3

tele: hello, would u like-

friend: "DERP DERP DERP

*hangs up*

"my god that felt amazing."

if a telemarketer ever calls me, i'm gonna be as creepy as i can get >:33

[Fleursdelily]

Find a funny sound board.

[cayetanohawaii]

I worked as a telemarketer for 4 years. The best way to stop the calls is tell them to put you on their do not call list. By law, they are required to do so. The other stuff doesn't work. If you say the people of the house are not home or you are not interested, they will just keep calling you. The last part of the video is also wrong on the call times "8am." Telemarketers cannot call before 9am or after 9pm.

[ChocolateMadness5000]

Optional: A computer with internet access.

...wait...? If I didnt have that.....How did I just watch that video??

[DrCheese100]

hi are they here no there in the shower 10 years later shes in the shower

[xMintyToothPaste]

If you live in Toontown:

Step 1: THROW A FUCKING GAG AT THE TELEMARKETER!

[The501stLego]

I answer the phone "City morgue". I actually got one telemarketer who laughed and said "Good one".

Sometimes I'll hold the phone over the toilet and flush it.

Sometimes I fart into the phone.

One time I kept yelling into the speaker saying "Bob? Bob? Bob?".

Rarely I'll chat with them and ask how'll their day is going and offer them a product some then I sound like the telemarketer.

[0RedTree0]

@The501stLego

damn, i wish they would call me just so that i could mess with them :P

[Dizmapler170]

if its a girl i ask for their number and flirt with them if its a guy i act gay and they hang up

[marissasd1]

just say f**k off

[pikachuthesquirtle]

i just love to mess around with them .HAHA

[WarPup4517]

Repeat everything they say - that will irritate them as much as they irritate you

[DrkYaminoHikari]

I love telemarketers. Every time they call me I act like a different person. One day I'm Asian speaking engrish. Another day I am a gay terrorist. Then a horny 70 year-old pedophile. A Mexican drunk. A bipolar black woman. A deaf German. An oversexed Japanese business woman. The possibility are endless. Hahaha!

[dragoprince89]

How to permanently stop a telemarketer ........ Step one : Put a Sound grenade on the phone, make there ear drums bleed :)

[miesrah12]

Step one: get and e-gun

step two: shoot

[flyingpiggyprincess]

step 1: DONT PICK UP THE PHONE!!

[elementspitfire1]

If they're Indian they'll never listen.

[ucerealb]

What I like to do: Psychological manipulation and intentional mishearing their words.

When I don't feel like it: Wow I am very interested in your service and would like to discuss this further! Can you please call back on an even numbered Thursday between 9:80am and 11:80am?

[TheGodlyAsian]

I like picking up the phone and speaking in a heavy Asian accent "Duh hello? did yew see duh new Justin Beavuhh videohhhh?"

[TheSJCfilms]

this 1 guy called like at 10 pm

he is sooooo busted >:D

[12strawberrylover]

step 7

if all fails tell them this "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! AND DONT CALL ME THE FUCK AGAIN !!!!!! "

[FreeDownloads1]

heres how you stop them:

if you have a advanced phone then try to find a blacklisting feature for calls then block them

[cal352]

Step 1: dont pick up the phone..

Okay all jokes aside just go to donotcall(DOT)gov it works like a charm.

[theclate]

Theres a better way everytime a telemarker calls answer get a justin biber song put it in the phone there they will never call you again

[CaptainMacNasty]

@egcaligirl916 - I agree. I am always polite with telemarketers, because they're just doing their job in a bad economy, and no one wants to do that work if they can find something better.

[turretmaster11]

just simply call them and scream "STOP CALLING ME!!!"

[XDDramaChikkXD]

0:44....they died. 

[ExtrodinaryK]

8 AM and 9 PM....so in other words, the entire day?

[yes2universe]

OK... the guy is cute!...

[ThatKidKnows]

Be rude and shout n scream ( nothing offensive ) then they will never call you.

[shadowofdoom1000]

i can just put a rejek list

[Ithrowcakeatfatkids]

OMG a telemarketer called me at 9:01!!!!!

[GangOfFriends]

Or just cuss them THA FUCK OUTT...that works for me...

[crapgirlfilms]

what i do is call my black berry. HEY BERRY GET OVER HERE!

[sprinky100]

I love to scream when they call... Then I start ranting about my life. Works every time and it really makes you feel relieved. ;)

[callofduty4rocks132]

the telemarketers that call me are from other countries

[IceNinja1000]

you could do whats in the video, its pretty helpful. but what i would do to avoid getting all complicated is talk in a funny accent thats impossible to understand. it works every time! :D

[garrash6]

you will need

a strong voice

optional

an air horn

[kahunaD125]

you must have serious telemarketer issues to follow all of these steps. i'll stick with, "hang on a sec, lemme get him..." (hang up)

[cosmicbrownies4]

...or DON'T HANG up. Leave them hanging while you go back to browsing the web. Waste THEIR time, not yours :)

[XxgamerdavexX]

Rick roll em?

[Superdeath25]

Here's one

pop a balloon and scream that you have been shot

here is how it will go

POP!

AHHH! I'VE BEEN SHOT!!!

[ReggaeZal]

i usually say that im only 14 and they automatically say ok im sorry. then they won call you ever again. of course you must sound like a young person for this to work. and i cant gaurantee that they wont call you back in like 4 years time

[Arielle250590]

how about recording the sound of a porn -maybe in you cell-phone- and play it into the phone when they call...and then you just sigh "sorry, it's a bad time, i'm working" :D

[IwantYourEverything]

Those slimy telemarketers always call asking for my money!

[FredThaSlayer]

Say "I'll be right back" Then get some loud ass music, turn it up and blast it through their phones.

[sudadera02]

I have caller id. To get them to stop calling me, I answer as whatever company it is.

[R3Dpyramidhead]

STOP CALLING ME! >:O

[andr3wbr1an]

the best thing to do: order a whopper, no onions, curly fries, coke, and some ice cream from them. they say they don't have it, say "NO! I WANT BURGER!!!" and hang up

[capthowdy26041]

That's the best way to get some jack yank to call you back.

[laurenurq]

@xxAO2012xx: they usually don't have the authority to do that, the company buys ur #.

[facelesskill]

do one on jehovahs comin to ur house. xD

[Pomeranianlover122]

just hang up

[estebanmtz98]

thet is so true i leave from school at 8:30 there always telemakers calling

[xFlameOfHellx]

I usually just threaten to kill their family

Works everytime :)

[xxAO2012xx]

My dad say this:

hello, Take this phone number out of your calling list.

[StupidSkateboarding]

oh they forgot step 7. here it is.

have your computer on a rick roll video and put your phone microphone on the speaker.

[inkkang]

@StupidSkateboarding LOL!!! TYVM lol this is really funny and ima gonna try it when they call!

[xXZarlachXx]

what about just having fun with them? just ask and ask and ask and then just... "hmmm... no thanks" :P

or just play stupid

[andrewcox123]

That's a winner for me!

[Torchic956]

Or just say yes untill they hang up.

[meatwad41391]

you can also answer the phone change your voice to sound like a teenager and tell then your underage that worked for me

[TheMeganCake]

hahaha he likes to though his phone alot

[noXmoreXnames]

just put your grandma on the fone they will shurely stop

[TheCliffordCult]

My grandma can't speak English, and my other grandmother is dead.

[Chugboat2006]

"short of disgracing yoruself or getting arrested" - since when has abusing telemarketers got anyone arrested? they called YOU so have to accept whatever treatment they get, whether deserved or not.

[codypg]

start rickrolling them

[AnimeBlizz]

Or tell the dude or dudette that you just did your girlfriend and tell them your dog is licking off the remains :D

[198link]

0:24 optinal? um ok yhe cuz i don't have internet and can't watch youtube......

[nutsaq]

lmao! That what I was thinking!

[ashleytisdalechanel9]

now i realise that part was STUPID

[poopdeloop11]

How to Stop Poop from Prairie-Dogging

[cuteharpseal]

you comment on every video about poop dont you? lol

[SomeGuyFromCrowd]

I rickroll them.

[kriptonis]

I'm usually very polite and just say "I'm really not interested". It works every time.

Once my ISP called for an enquiry and at the end they offered a discount on that month of 50%. Just because I answered the questions.

So, it's not always bad.

[gracehfung]

i tell them i don't speak english. in english.

[liu7]

haha I tell them I'm chinese and that my english is not good xD

[benboy221]

omfg same lol

[MichelleM416]

ahahahah

[N3L50N2580]

I always say not intrested like 5 million times and they keep on talking.

[Maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxim]

My friends Grandmother is telemarketer. I feel so bad for her because let's be honest,they get dissed a lot. haha

[ltzul2vi7l]

they call you cause they have a family to feed

[kuraimauri]

you can use the angry black guy soundboard to stop telemarketers. IF YOU CALL IF YOU CALL MY FUCKING HOUSE AGAIN BITCH I'M GONNA TELL YOU THIS

[webtvee]

I bought a fart machine on eBay for a buck . . . . hehehehehe !

[Liist]

As long as they don't call at the wrong times, it's always fun harassing telemarketers.

[jacketnipple]

and then they still call after you do all that fuckin work so... FUCK It

[jenniferinsanee]

i like getting calls from telemarketers its fun pissing them off :P

[danielinraleigh]

I just start breathing heavy and not talk, and then, I ask "you've been a bad boy/girl, haven't you? *grunt and breathe even more heavily* ahh yeahhh! lemme get a towel!"

[jacketnipple]

...

[Aydee2020]

hehe owned

[racingheartbeat]

you know, this is a lot of work for a couple of phone calls LMAO

[djbro16]

when one calls me, I always say, OMG I'm really interested, hold on a second.. and then I just leave the phone there. . and idk go to the store? take the dog for a walk.

[Tressco]

Damned tele-ticks...!!

[1stSuperChannel]

Gee, what a crock..

[T3hDu]

8am to 9pm... perfect for getting ur phone taken away in school...

[candygrl36]

Never use a different language with them. They only pull out a translation book.

[racingheartbeat]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[DarkRoseTheVampwolf]

nice dude NICE!XD

[sincerelyned]

Call Me <3 (951) 328-0382

[Fishstixj4l]

lol they said i have the wrong number

[maninder11]

i will

[y2jandy]

am I alone or anyone else got this Visa card $200 gas coupon shit calling repeatedly. fucking operators called back 10 times one day after I said not interested from the very start

[Sror3d]

This one was actually beneficial to me

[thomas33360]

I said Bonjour! Comment ca-va? To one of them and the jerk hung up. LOL

[DrMaiosh]

looool!

[ichewtoast111]

NO how would YOUUU be intreasted in a new fridge...

[Brontes692]

yo this is like the 3rd time yall posted this video

[Taurus702B]

Sign up for Google Voice. They have a spam caller feature that block certain phone numbers like telemarketers. Sometimes you can set it up to only accept phone numbers on your contact list.

[xRIOTxproductions]

wow really? this is the third time they have posted this shit

[indirasmiracle]

what this video isn't telling you is that telemarketers who work for charities have the right to call you and are exempt from the national do not call list. They also don't tell you that even if you use the disconnected phone message, some companies will just list it as "not interested" and call back again later.

They are right about telling the telemarketer to put you on their do not call list. That way they must put you on their list and won't bother you again.

[variousletters]

What no one here seems to realize is that most telemarketing calls in the US don't originate from the US but rather, from countries with cheaper labour costs - US laws don't apply to these companies and they can do whatever the fuck they want.

[Ravengate123]

Dude i am getting fucking 5 calls a day from this place called citimortage and capital one

[cytheh]

those calls.... some times are Really i mean really F*ing annoying. Like sure they call from 8 Am, and 9 pm. But when you have like an overnight job and just came back home and got some sleep, 2 hours later, a random call wakes you up... Thats when you really want to kill them lol.

[PivitalProductions]

PUT YOUR NAME ON THE UNWANTED TELEMARKETER CALL LIST, I DID A SPEECH ON TELEMARKETERS I SHOULD KNOW. I'ts illegal for them to call you when your phone number is on the list.

[Gamesrock22]

Ive been called by this telemarketer 6 times in a week, so the next time they called, b4 they said anything i said FUCK OFF really loud on speakerphone and the guys said "okay sorry" they never called again :D

[crazywanch101]

What I do is I answer the phone and say something that makes no sense at all.Like the last time I yelled in a sing song voice "I like cnnamin buns and cinnamin buns like me!!!!"

[TheCliffordCult]

The word "spiel" is hella funny.

[TheCliffordCult]

Hasn't this been uploaded 3 times?

[MooTubeProductions]

yes geez they suck at remebering

[TheAwesomeOne1ooo]

This is how I handle telemarketers:

I tell them in great detail about my very first pubic hair.

[1337l34113r2]

i get calls from telemarketers 30 times a day, i stay on and have a "chat" or just rick roll them :)

[frulle1]

@VotigauntAttack Yes, it bothers me to...

[VotigauntAttack]

ok lol but this vid is dumb all u do is yell LEAVE ME ALONE GET A REAL JOB AND STOP BOTHERING PEOPLE THAT HATE U!!!! lol

[kingbooforums]

nah id rather just act retarded and make them confused lol.

[grodenbarg]

I guess it would be a great time to put tornado siren sounds to good use :P LOL

[rpgzilla]

Or you could just ignore them. That's what I do

[AyoshiSchnyder]

What about how to troll telemarketers?

[cunningprose]

Almost good advice... I would not give a telemarketer my address. Some of them are very vindictive when you say you are not interested. Keep in mind many of them are paid on commission and work in boiler rooms.

[Unlovedhero5]

thats what gets you arrested dumb shit

[sheshisbrat]

I had a guy try to sell me magazines i said no and no to his manager some how they already had ALL my info BANK, ADDRESS... they signed me up for a few things and it came out ouf my account... the services that they signed me up with said they dont know who signed me up, that company covered their tracks well... and then caller id numeber goes right to voice mail and hangs up on you... NOT A REAL NUMBER I guess you can make your caller id anything.. 310-599-9122 so look out!!!

[fatcatrocky]

@blizzarox

yep. it works!

also tel them your shoes are red and usually they get a good laugh, emarress themselves and hang up on you

[kathrynsue1986]

it seems like this 1 has been post many times before

[VIPPlayer83]

Why did you reupload this video? Running out of "How To" ideas, Howcast?

[WAMill3R]

If it's a real person calling (not a bot), I like to have them go through their sales pitch while I concentrate on something else. Then I ask "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"

[xoANONiMUSox]

this is the third time you reuploaded this? wtf howcast?

[imran3216]

i know right?

[Mattophobia]

You've uploaded this before.... v_v

[faypackers]

This is the third time they have... >.>

[deepakm]

i like to talk sexy and dirty to them.. PLEASE DONT STOP CALLING ME!!

[WierdmanProductions]

cool

[miritkenny]

lol

[barcode66]

lp=gogldls

[miritkenny]

@barcode66 YOU're dude I guess cuz girl DON'T EVEN POST A COMMENT. And I bet you're a virgin and you're between 15-30 years old!