you have cooties

[Taybunny21]

Wow Nathan, You are so much less attractive now that I know you have coodies!! ew lmbo

[evocative01]

duuuuude. stop. its not cool to be this funny. i think i been looking at these videos for like hours today. i am tired of laughin .... lol

[Chronix74]

hahaha great ending!

[mistertilmonjr]

You had me CRYING over here!! My pregnant girl was put me out of the bedroom cause I couldn't stop laughing! The straw that broke the camel's back is when you said you couldn't eat cookies anymore. I WAS ON THE FLOOR LMAO

[SmileItsSammy123]

so true. hate kids

[TheLonelyImmortal]

The cure to cooties it to punch your accuser.

[Loversmark16]

I can't stop crying from laughter!

[TheUrbanStile]

you are so funny. and you tell your story so well. i just found you yesterday and i keep waching all your videos. ur good man!

[bigbadassoreo]

Lol

[fallonandrondell]

YOOOOO...AHAAAAAA



[WELUVQ]

crying lmao

[porttosha9]

you're so f##king gorgeous!!!!! I don't know what the hell you was talking about lol i was mesmerized.

[Keyshaa12]

whats cooties?

[SexiiPiippy]

I want your cooties .

[mars2annie]

Nathan Fisher, i love your videos & i love you......and i mean that in the GAYEST way possible!

[TheLichThing]

This is hilarious. You're the best, Nate :D 

[NeeshaD22]

Lmfao besides the whole friend dying. That was pretty. "sad I know"

[gabbymtt]

Please evaluate Tamechi: Poak Chops. I think it's actually Mike Jones but... I'm not sure.

[classy77NERDY]

Lol OMG RUN AWAY FROM NAKE!!!HE GOT COODIES

[tazmaniandj]

That's fucking hilarios haha

[rere923]

lol!!

[alleycatfire]

How old were you before you got your c. shot?

[Lobolune21]

vnasty and mr ghetto wally world needs their jobs evaluated repost this comment if u aggree if not u have cooties..

[vacant187]

nate do these storys instead of the evaluations!!!

[MsWarrington028]

hahahahahahaha. that was hilarious

[phoenixjr33]

I sold cootie insurance... It was very lucrative. pulled in like $5 a day.

[zydelldevine339]

"this shit jus got real!"

[davethehostage]

Haha! Nate has cooooooties!

[daysglowby]

i want you to make a video evaluating furries and cosplay kids

[FrostfoxFilms]

OMG everyone run away, Natesvlogs has cooties! Better subscribe to get rid of them!

[Peelurr]

i went to an all latino school. kinda sorta why we never heard/ talked about cooties. lol

[Toyfarer]

Truly Awesome!!! Laughed out Loud... Damn...

[asdfghjkll45678]

I love this rants!

[NannyDiaries23]

lmao! hilarious

[changohusky408]

Lol...good shit man

[vlovely81]

Hilarious!!! LOL

[PilotGates]

Lay of the booze you dead beat drunkin motherfucker... I know your slow ass can quit so... STOP YOU RETARTED DRUNK.

[xEnergiserbunnyx]

Lol @ Designated Cootie King

[LovesNessie]

when someone talks about cooties I always have to itch my head

[wjhannah15]

i couldnt stop laughing

[chymera1221]

Cooties just gave me a reason to chase girls. Loved IT!!!!

[blckdiamondent]

1:25 ROFLMAO nate get 150k subs bro i need to see this shit daily

[SpartanK1LLa2o3]

circle circle dot dot now i have my cootie shot. square square now i got it every where. :)

[PeAcHCrEaMKeKe]

@SpartanK1LLa2o3 It's..... circle circle square square now I have them everywhere.<< I'm just sayin!!

[DanielTorres65]

Bitch you just found out you had cooties! Now you want to start discriminating on a nigga?

[KhaelaCH]

My elementary school cafeteria did have a "Booger Wall" -- a hideously green wall that kids would rush to avoid to get to their food... the fun was pushing other kids against it then yelling "EEEWWWW!!! [SO-AND-SO] TOUCHED THE BOOGER WALL!!!"

*sigh* good times ^_^

[35823582]

LMFAO..I never played into the cooties thing, when I was young on the play ground, lol even back then I had quickly figured out the concept.....I was a smart young man :)

[11crystaln]

nate! i graduated yesterday from high school!

[Janiemm]

my dad used to seriously tell me all the time that some kids are just assholes, and that when they grew up they were gonna asshole adults. he was correct.

[Jonah467]

LOL @ Cootie King!!

[Babycakes78ful]

lmao@ why would you want to even try to tempt me into spreading this disease,do you not want to be able to eat a puddin pop?,this shit just got real!

[dismaddog02]

Goddamn cooties....

[bananarama29]

Aww nate. If that's really you in the pic then you were adorable. Love the lil insight into your crazy life

[LastingSpirit]

you didn't know about the cootie shot!?

[bukroot]

Don't scare me, man. I'm gonna be a kindergarten teacher. O_O

[Mr1967shelbymustang]

Hahaha so fucking funny Nate :)

[trinaboo78]

Cooties still exist. They're just called std's now. *yack*

[MsWjacko]

i will take your cooties!

[SexiiPiippy]

Mine !! Cooties and All !!!

[amalhood]

coutie chemo haha

[ashleyrp2007]

yall didnt have the cootie shot? "circle circle dot dot now i got my cootie shot" lmfao i cant believe i still remember that

[dreathe14u]

@ashleyrp2007 HA...classic lmao....always kept my cooties vaccine up to date.

[ExtravertmE]

@ashleyrp2007 Forgot all about that... Good times.

[MamiSoooPrecious06]

lmAO @ ur teeth when u were a kid!!! awww i'd make fun of u!! but i'd love u cuz u look 2 cute!!

[MsChulaa]

UHH GROSS YOU HAVE COOTIES..

Like bitch you just found out you have cooties LMAO!

[drdiva2u]

Funniest one yet. "How is everybody's cooties in remission except mine?". Bless your heart. This video made my day.

[carlitosvodka]

so do you really have cooties?

[babygyrlkatara]

yeah didn't you know about the remedy??? "circle circle dot dot, now you got your cootie shot. circle circle knife knife, now you're cootie free for life." :P

[goldenxninjaxchick]

I posted this on Facebook and my uncle watched it....I didn't expect him to watch at all. But he said he was gonna watch more of your videos. lol

[thearrah]

"circle, circle, dot dot...now you have your cootie shot"... you had someone recite that while drawing with their finger on your arm....this was a breakthrough in medicine when the cooties outbreak spread to our school....you should have seeked out this vaccination ASAP Nathan...

[juanje99]

Kids are fucking jerks!

[vashtilosophy]

u have 150, 000 subs now?

[nataliexelaine1]

Second to fifth grade, most of the kids were complete assholes. I hated half of the people in my grade haha.

The only way to get cooties was to get to close to someone of the opposite gender. At least that's how I remember it. But then once you reach a certain age, guys were trying to GIVE YOU COOTIES. Which was like a fucking sin. It was basically the fourth grade version of rape, gross.

P.S. That picture of you was adorable :D

[MizRyderGurl]

LOL U HAVE COODIES LOL

[imbored2]

you ruled the 2nd grade

[RogueWatcher4]

Lord of the Flies....

[TheHoneyb91]

oh thats so sad..

[TheLionsDenNews]

So kids are dumb and assholes, is that the point? Damn, you're not going to have any kids are you?

[jammyfrog1]

these are some of your best videos! you should do stand up!!!!

[TheHoneyb91]

how did ricky die??..

[natesvlogs]

@TheHoneyb91 he had a blood vessel burst in his brain

[orto2437]

@natesvlogs Damn. That is sad.

[WinterFrostyFreezy]

@natesvlogs aww thats so sad D:

[washbootie]

"I wasn't really showering..." Do you think that might have been the source of the cooties?? HAHAHAHA kids ARE assholes.

[BitterLover18]

Nate, can you infect me with your cooties. Especially if it comes from lip to lip contact.

[SweetSpiritForever]

I think my world would have ended if I had cooties, and it meant I couldn't eat cookies. :(

[Oldcartoons571]

Kyle....me?

[cecethabaddest14]

were is the rest of his teeth? did cooties get those too lol

[Msintroverted]

I remember kids giving out cootie shots, which consisted of drawing two circles and two dots with marker. Thank god I got one.

[tmolina82]

LMAO!



[MyGossipGurl]

Do an employee evaluation for 'my vagina aint handicap'. Its beyond epic.

[loyalj7]

Circle circle dot dot... now i have my cootie shot :)

[summerluv614]

lol so in 2nd grade i totally thought cooties were whenever ppl sneezed. so i did everyhing i cud to not sneeze at school so no one thought i had cooties...it was an interesting year lol

[SazonDReyes]

Kids ARE assholes!

[SazonDReyes]

I use to think cooties and cookies were the same thing! I was an ESL student.

[reppnkillacali]

<~~~Kyle. Nate still has the cooties.

[essencewatkins]

Lmafo, "bitch you just found out you had cooties" ahaha made my dayy

[DukePowell]

you were the No showering bad boy? lol

[BaldButWigged]

i will whoop a kid if they try to say my kids have cooties.

[TheyCallMeBabii]

I've never had cooties but if i did it would suddenly become cool and ppl would beg me to give them cooties. And I'd be like "nope, you cant have em cuz I dnt like you." And I would give them only to ppl who are worthy enuff of having MY cooties!!!!!

[fernandopox]

kids tend to be soooo cruel... oh, those little angels turn out to be little bastards in ocassions...

[TeamHarris916]

Nate = patient zero!!

[nayar19]

I remember, last year in history class, a girls brought up cooties in class and the instructor had no idea what it was. He was like " What is cooties?" He was so confused. We had to explain to him what they were.

[nerdybro]

LMAO!! nate you made my day 

[EsKooNShii]

lol ur kid pic was hella cute.

[hungrybaby10]

"This shit just got REAL! " lls too funny!!! X-)

[PickleMyKumquat]

Circle Circle Dot Dot Now I Got My Cootie Shot. C'mon knowledge Nate. <3

[NeraFX]

I had a 3rd grade teacher that would cootie-proof the classroom every day with this really bizarre ritual. I think she smoked a lot weed.

[natesvlogs]

@NeraFX I wouldn't be surprised

[evmoneyTV]

AIDS is like cooties for grown ups.

[natesvlogs]

@evmoneyTV let's plays aids tag

[sheltwow]

I had the cootie shot so i was immune :]. Nate you were a cute kid

[kamd159]

i guess u never got the cootie shot smd lol

[natesvlogs]

@kamd159 my family couldn't afford cootie vaccinations

[GoldDougie]

Lol I thought the same I asked my brother if I had cooties in 2nd grade and he said I was a stupid fuck...also where I learned fuck

[mexicanbear77]

Nathan I don't know how to put it but you is one cute ass mothafucker, nigga I would bend you over n pound you in the buttecks, NO HOMO!

[GetDatMoney321]

nate your girl gave me cooties

[natesvlogs]

@GetDatMoney321 I'll talk to her about that

[didd23]

lol

[wintervixen1]

Kids were assholes in grade school, but high school was worse!!! :O

[xx2RAHxx]

@wintervixen1 na grade school succed, high school is the shit! :D

[wintervixen1]

@xx2RAHxx Maybe for you....... but I was tormented almost daily in high school. Besides, COLLEGE is the shit!!!

[aknpnk187]

Cooties are bullshit! 

[1LostMy0therAccount]

Haha, nice one Nate :D

[dreabatyah]

YES!! LOL

[vdeovxn]

ahh cooties... the first biological terrorist attack that kids have experienced.

[Chaingangsoldiernit]

super cooties!!!!! AKA AIDS...

[ArsnicAlien]

GOD DAMNIT, 2nd

[clap4vids]

i dont have cooties.

[natesvlogs]

@clap4vids that's what you you want me believe

[ArsnicAlien]

NO, YOU HAVE COOTIES, p.s. im first

[Opaiscool]

First