like i said: look mommy someone pooped there. no stevie that´s a homeless black person, my mommy said. i said: right, it was the black person that pooped another black person. mommy said: yes, stvie it takes them usually nine month to poop another black person. i asked: the storch, mommy? yes, but for them it´s not the storch it´s the big poop that brings the kids!
Would have been way funnier if the sniper actually hit (he was like shooting from 50 ft away how would he miss?) because at least no one would be expecting it.
''I hear the train a comin',its rollin' round the bend.And i ain't seen the sunshine,since i dunno when.Im here in Folsom Prison,and time keeps,draaaaggiinn on''.
I like the earlier scene when he shoots the bandit in the pub, without even looking as to where he was aiming! Pretty cool. I also liked the scene where he finally kills the thug who had been threatening him, by forcing him down the trapdoor.
Fuck! I'm never gonna commit any crime in my life! The awareness of the fact that anytime Clint can drive through my room in a train and shoot me for my crimes terrifies me. And it doesn't matter that I live on 2nd floor, I guess it's not a problem for Clint :D
@nyc14gauge LOL! Love it! And that's why we don't see so many locomotives in the saloon shoot outs today,.. right? ;D Just like when the Cartwright's on Bonanza that had gunfights that spent 50-100 or so rounds,.. and yet not one of them had any bullet loops on their gun belts for the entire 14 years they were on.. It's a fact,.. check it out. ;D Guess Hoss was the walking ammo man. LOL!
@opencarryalabama I will come to your home, tear off your F**KING arms and break your F**KING legs with them. then I will spread your A**cheeks across the mother-F**KING ground and stick my mother-F**KING D**K in them. GO F**K YOURSELF YOU MOTHER-F**KING ASS*****!!!!!! YOU MAKE THE REST OF THE WORLD LAUGH AT AMERICA!!!!! oh, and i liked the video. thanks dorkprofilms.
why doesnt youtube just take the thumbs down button off and only have a thumbs up button? if you like it then you like it.if you dont then get the fuck off,im so tired of seeing the 14 or 15 or 1500 or whatever number of people who just hate everything.
I think the most awesome scenes are from the Dirt Harry series when he blows away black people. Especially in Sudden Impact when the Negroes try to rob a diner.
Whats the secrete of Hollywood longevity ? Be a great enough actor to be able to choose your own roles and do them better than anyone else can. He's the best. Few actors in this category.
no way i think his coolest moment is either when he shoots like 5 guys in like 1 second in a fistful of dollars or the football stadium scene in dirty harry
LOL, so awesome. I love Clint Eastwood but this is just so awesome and ... unlike Clint. This is more something Arnie would do. Still awesome though ^^
Wasn't that from Dirty Josey's unforgivien sudden impacting fist full of good bad & ugly grand torino pale rideing, every which way, bronko rawhides just for a few movies more? Or am I wrong? Maybe it was Sean Penn. What do I know.
Actually the most awesome moment is early on when Joe is in the bar and Naco comes looking for him to finish their jail cell "breakfast confrontation" from moments before. Joe poors himself a beer and coolly positions a rifle, anticipating Naco's intentions. Naco comes in, sees the rifle, makes nervous small talk and backs out again... then bursts back in--only to be blasted backward by Kidd who calmly shoots him while sipping his beer, without even looking up. Classic!
Denver, Raton and Southern Railroad. Got any info on that railroad, or was it just made up for the movie?
DTD110865 2 weeks ago
He was on his way to pick up Chuck Norris...they like to commute to save gas
TheIxer 1 month ago
Exact same way they caught Quadaffi.
mindstormsabrewin 1 month ago
So that's where that scene in Galaxy Quest comes from!
ishtarg8 1 month ago
Well whaddaya know...Clint Eastwood invented the drive-through!
PunishmentCorporal 1 month ago 2
yea... that was cool...but i wouldnt say most awesomest EVER...
33Romar 1 month ago
Clint took a shortcut through the Cattlemen's Association...
stratman123 1 month ago
lol only the coolest cowboy ever brings a prisoner into a bar on a train
fischparov 2 months ago
Fuck chuck norris. CLINT EASTWOOD!
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like i said: look mommy someone pooped there. no stevie that´s a homeless black person, my mommy said. i said: right, it was the black person that pooped another black person. mommy said: yes, stvie it takes them usually nine month to poop another black person. i asked: the storch, mommy? yes, but for them it´s not the storch it´s the big poop that brings the kids!
23chrisfm 3 months ago 8
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i fucked a negro recently, was quite different to fucking an ape. more physically i think. although the ape has one tight bumhole!
23chrisfm 3 months ago 10
@23chrisfm wtf?
TheOrangeSphere 3 months ago
@23chrisfm man we dont need that kinda talk her go to facebook ok.
frezdead1 3 months ago
Clint Eastwood = Driver, Fireman = Chuck Norris
mikeshearer1250 3 months ago
Only Clint Eastwood could drive a train into a saloon and shoot everybody.
whatuautado 3 months ago
Would have been way funnier if the sniper actually hit (he was like shooting from 50 ft away how would he miss?) because at least no one would be expecting it.
psychologicalshock 4 months ago
LOL! Holy shit, that was fucking amazing.
SpikeRazzor 4 months ago
No Way the best....best being the whole, women when I want them speech from "Two Mules for Sister Sarah".
WeatherWarriordotnet 4 months ago
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matheoo41 4 months ago
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what people will do for a beer
Dibbyskye 4 months ago
that's far from his most awesome moment
tomada36 4 months ago 3
''I hear the train a comin',its rollin' round the bend.And i ain't seen the sunshine,since i dunno when.Im here in Folsom Prison,and time keeps,draaaaggiinn on''.
niloh96 4 months ago
John Marston drive by red dead bitch
drunkinneworleans 4 months ago
well so much for the eliment of surprise
getsomelead 4 months ago
How a MAN does a driveby.
redreaper2020 5 months ago 5
LOL! Awesome.
jetfreak4 5 months ago
And that how it's done...YES!!! lmao
MUTHA70 5 months ago
I beg to differ, the best clint scene is "Schutt Yer Phuckin Phasce!"
Buckleofbelt 5 months ago
luv how the barkeep looks at the the guy and shakes his head all like "shit ..." as if it happens regularly...
Qb3X1 5 months ago
Same way they caught Bin Laden.
mindstormsabrewin 5 months ago 3
Ballin!
Ananimass 5 months ago
This isn't a movie. This is just footage from Clint's morning commute.
MrFlibble2011 5 months ago 11
clint is a fucking boss
AKg0Lden 5 months ago
Couldn't he just knock the door?
syronir 5 months ago
nah, It's when he smokes his cig and rides away to the wild west song in TGTBTU
Insubordinate90 5 months ago
I dont remember ever watching Joe Kidd....I need to get on that.
Credithelper75 5 months ago
Mitchell!!! I gotta prisoner 4 ya!!
jurrian3000 5 months ago
THATS WHAT I CALL A WESTERN DRIVE BY SHOOTING.:) CLINT EASTWOOD IS THE MAN.
mercado391 5 months ago
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Its so interesting to watch this... and see no blood
bumshka21 5 months ago
Ha..that train works pretty good off rail.
silfossy 5 months ago
Joe Kidd! 8-)
I like the earlier scene when he shoots the bandit in the pub, without even looking as to where he was aiming! Pretty cool. I also liked the scene where he finally kills the thug who had been threatening him, by forcing him down the trapdoor.
markanthonyquested 5 months ago
@markanthonyquested spoiler! you suck
barflaaj 5 months ago
pretty cool way to enter a room
Artemis458 5 months ago
Not a single fuck was given by Eastwood that day.
DeathBlade182 6 months ago 13
I like the spaghetti wester where Clint asks the cowboy to apologize to his horse. "Now if you'll apologize, like I know you're going to..."
jamo387 6 months ago
That was great! Incredibly I had never seen that before... WOW!
MrServomechanism 6 months ago
probably an old enfield with a scope, they existed
thatsphreshish 6 months ago
Must have been an advanced old west or someone visited from the future.....where did the sniper rifle come from?
randomvideowatcher 6 months ago
@randomvideowatcher There was sniper rifles in the old west.
TheGameHeaven 6 months ago
When it comes to body doubling, no one may decide.
Lieu3C4 6 months ago
That bullet didn't miss Clint Eastwood because of the sniper's aim, no it missed out of sheer fear Clint Eastwood. His scowl will do that to you.
Zero2267 6 months ago
the wildwest wasn't exactly running out of land - why build on a safety hazard?
NicoDLdaLaguna 6 months ago
@NicoDLdaLaguna
Kid what are you talking about? lol silly new zealander
RUPERTDOUGLAS90 6 months ago
@RUPERTDOUGLAS90 Safety hazard you silly American - He/she means why build directly in line with a dead end train track, think about it... kid.
jimmyzo3o 6 months ago
And I thought McDonalds invented the drive thru
krynkles01 6 months ago
Haha holy shit
Scrubs141 6 months ago
Chuck Norris wishes he could do that.
DaChevyMan38 6 months ago 6
Omg! That waz an epic scene! GO CLINT EASTWOOD!!!!!!
vamplov365 7 months ago
I bet they never saw that one coming hahah
MarkArandjus 7 months ago
What did "titans1984" say?
It's not in the posts
MrAxlrose78 7 months ago
Pretty coll, but most awsome? I doubt it. GBU is full of more awsome moments.
samborlon 7 months ago
Fuck! I'm never gonna commit any crime in my life! The awareness of the fact that anytime Clint can drive through my room in a train and shoot me for my crimes terrifies me. And it doesn't matter that I live on 2nd floor, I guess it's not a problem for Clint :D
Wajlonis 7 months ago
Heard of drive in movie, they should accept Clint Eastwood's locomotive, or he'll shoot.
Redphillip1 7 months ago
now THAT'S how you do a drive by!
redreaper2020 7 months ago
Thats one way to make an entrance
XxJONNYxCAKESxX 7 months ago
Hey, y'all got curb service?
quig66 7 months ago
If client Eastwood dosent see a drive through.... He makes one for him self
ryosvet 7 months ago
When you see a train coming through your house, you know "The Clint" has arrived.
rubik123ful 7 months ago
lol robbing a convenience store with a train...
richie8811 7 months ago
Joe Kidd. Great movie one of my favs. Thanks
edko426 8 months ago
the original drive-by.
procrastinator4444 8 months ago 207
@procrastinator4444 More like drive-through
potentialavalanche 4 months ago 2
I like the part where he parks his train in to the saloon XD
Pupixario 9 months ago 2
There's one way to make an entrance.
Deathraker88 9 months ago
And thus, the old west practice of building saloons on railroad tracks came to its logical conclusion.
nyc14gauge 9 months ago 190
@nyc14gauge That was funny.
ukkfayooyay 6 months ago
@nyc14gauge LOL! Love it! And that's why we don't see so many locomotives in the saloon shoot outs today,.. right? ;D Just like when the Cartwright's on Bonanza that had gunfights that spent 50-100 or so rounds,.. and yet not one of them had any bullet loops on their gun belts for the entire 14 years they were on.. It's a fact,.. check it out. ;D Guess Hoss was the walking ammo man. LOL!
Ghstwn 3 months ago
@nyc14gauge Well-they DID have that awesome wood barricade erected...What could go wrong???
stratman123 1 month ago 2
16 train collectors :)
nickiz1 9 months ago 2
What movie is this from
nerad1994 9 months ago
That was freakin AWESOME!!!
jdjoker73 9 months ago
@FreedomFighterReturn
Unforgiven; Bird; White Hunter, Black Heart.
Watch more movies.
CallumJStewart 9 months ago
i wouldnt say the best, then again there are almost too many to choose from
modest80884 9 months ago
@opencarryalabama I will come to your home, tear off your F**KING arms and break your F**KING legs with them. then I will spread your A**cheeks across the mother-F**KING ground and stick my mother-F**KING D**K in them. GO F**K YOURSELF YOU MOTHER-F**KING ASS*****!!!!!! YOU MAKE THE REST OF THE WORLD LAUGH AT AMERICA!!!!! oh, and i liked the video. thanks dorkprofilms.
DraggingDogButtFilms 9 months ago
@DraggingDogButtFilms tell us how you really feel.
cpufightclub 9 months ago
il hav a double burbon pleaz haha
cinna71 10 months ago
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OpenCarryAlabama 10 months ago
★★★★★
TheMultiGunMan 10 months ago
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OpenCarryAlabama 10 months ago
Charlie Sheen must've given a thumbs-down on this video 14 times or something, haw haw haw
westse02 10 months ago
@westse02 Why would Charlie Sheen do that? : (
PINGASFIST 10 months ago
@PINGASFIST Hehe, I'm guessing it's the drugs, or booze, or both?
westse02 10 months ago
Moral of the story: Run like hell if you see a locomotive storm through the door (or wall)!!
westse02 10 months ago
I've Noticed Clint Eastwood has been killing all races now the only one left is chuck norris and i dont think hell be 2 lucky
Psycho13ladez 11 months ago
@Psycho13ladez Agreed. Chuck Norris may be able to slam a revolving door, but Clint can drive a train through it!
westse02 10 months ago
@titans1984 haha holy shits thats funnys xD
Psycho13ladez 11 months ago
why doesnt youtube just take the thumbs down button off and only have a thumbs up button? if you like it then you like it.if you dont then get the fuck off,im so tired of seeing the 14 or 15 or 1500 or whatever number of people who just hate everything.
ExploreDestination 11 months ago
14 Poor Souls just don't get it
FormalStudiesCZ 11 months ago
I think the most awesome scenes are from the Dirt Harry series when he blows away black people. Especially in Sudden Impact when the Negroes try to rob a diner.
Smiley6669 11 months ago
Clint Eastwood is Chuck Norris' father. And He pisses NAPALM!
AnonymousPatriot007 11 months ago
his name isn't clint eastwood its clint BEASTwood
vvulcann101MW2 11 months ago
That's on my bucket list...
Awesomechild96 11 months ago
clint legend!
bassheadfucker 11 months ago
damn that one guy shot 3 times before he died, must have been that othey guy who shot him becasue clint always puts them down quickly
MAnnaconduit1 11 months ago
Talk about an old school drive by.
RoninShinobi88 11 months ago 6
@RoninShinobi88 WIN
Daibron 9 months ago
Gotta love his reaction at 1:01
Kouma013 11 months ago
Mr clint sure knows how to make an entrance
lukeyboymufc1990 11 months ago
awesome
thedoubledeus 11 months ago
nice drive through service.lol
SIGNALSTAT 11 months ago
This is from a 1972 Western, "Joe Kidd". It wasn't that good. But this moment was certainly great.
poughkeepsiejohn1 11 months ago
14 people are fucking pussies!
MrFunnylooks 11 months ago
doesnt even look like Clint
M4R5able 11 months ago
was that a drive-by shooting?
Zareste 11 months ago
@Zareste the first
jklol6965 11 months ago
@Zareste Probably the first EVER drive by
edinscot56789 9 months ago 7
Drivebys of the Wild West. Awesome
stanante 11 months ago
The only thing that could have made this scene any better is if Clint pours himself a whiskey afterwards
Zevonfan524 11 months ago
This is how Clint gets off every train.
SpaceDan3000 1 year ago
They had the door covered, so Clint made a new one!
SpaceDan3000 1 year ago
too bad he's old now... even tho he is still badass in movies.
alvordjman 1 year ago
Subtle!
irishchrisc 1 year ago
This is how Clint goes from the train to the bar to get a drink.
Garlothian 1 year ago
clint eastwood is the REAL chuck norris
thegreenghost1000 1 year ago
@thegreenghost1000 chuck norris is clint eastwood's estranged brother
fishrmn25 11 months ago
You know, the guy with rifle wouldn't have missed if the bullet wouldn't have been scared shitless of Clint.
TheKingofnoob 1 year ago 5
The Most Awesome Clint Eastwood Moment Ever=The day he was born.
dovestones 1 year ago 2
Badassery unparalleled.
FullMagAirsoft 1 year ago
Aaaah, the old Clint Eastwood movies were so cheesy . . .
PaulMasterjohn 1 year ago
Legend.
pkrishnametal 1 year ago
My brain just got an overdose of badass.
mandolinroad 1 year ago
Whats the secrete of Hollywood longevity ? Be a great enough actor to be able to choose your own roles and do them better than anyone else can. He's the best. Few actors in this category.
TheWynch 1 year ago
witch movie is this from?
Keichwoud357 1 year ago
@Keichwoud357 This clip is from the 1972 film "Joe Kidd" - A western Clint starred in with Robert Duvall and John Saxon.
doors21st 1 year ago
Dont you think it would have sunk in the sand deep enough it couldn't move?
walleyrt69 1 year ago
Good but not as good as the car delivery at the start of The Enforcer
kenfig 1 year ago
Except anyone who knows anything about trains knows that they don't go very far without tracks under them. Sorry to burst your best scene.
srobinto 1 year ago
This is probably the best drive by ever...
theguy801 1 year ago
10 people where sot by Clint Eastwood.
MrShootinputin 1 year ago
But he's so much better in the dollars trilogy.
joerouleau54 1 year ago
Any 10 second clip from Josie Wells is better than this shit
overcash1202 1 year ago
Clint knows how to make an entrance.
carlsetzer 1 year ago 4
Never heard of someone bringing a TRAIN to a gunfight...
gigantor21 1 year ago 4
@gigantor21 How do you think Custer got (out West) to Little Big Horn?
JudgeJulieLit 1 year ago
no way i think his coolest moment is either when he shoots like 5 guys in like 1 second in a fistful of dollars or the football stadium scene in dirty harry
ribinfo 1 year ago
This isn't from a movie. This is footage of Clint Eastwood on his morning commute.
titans1984 1 year ago 350
@titans1984 lol
Chrisbrown762 1 year ago
@titans1984 Best comment ever. Respect.
TubeDestroyer2010 10 months ago
@titans1984 Internet's #1 comment.
divernathan 9 months ago
@titans1984 That was the hardest I've laughed in a LONG time.
jdogsguitar 7 months ago
@titans1984 hahahaha very funny
Hedwig30 7 months ago
Looks like the train
Just arrived
EdTheBadass 1 year ago
Best bar entry......EVA!!
buck62sugar 1 year ago 2
What a master class in badass. Chuck who is a Red Cross volunteer.
billace90 1 year ago
Looks like Clint's horse is made of iron.
SeriosProductions 1 year ago
Looks like unhappy hour at that saloon
MrICEBERG76 1 year ago 30
@MrICEBERG76 Random Patron: "So, is it too late for a shot?"
ForceMaximus84 8 months ago
for any one who is a clint eastwood fan.......here are some RARAE PICS for download!!!
sabelitezclan 1 year ago
The world's first non-animal drive by?
N30K4L 1 year ago
LOL, so awesome. I love Clint Eastwood but this is just so awesome and ... unlike Clint. This is more something Arnie would do. Still awesome though ^^
TheNighthawk00 1 year ago
cuz the boys in the hood are always hard come talking that trash and well pull your train
GiantEnemyCrab63 1 year ago
now that's what i call drive-thru!!
scottsgrove 1 year ago 2
Wasn't that from Dirty Josey's unforgivien sudden impacting fist full of good bad & ugly grand torino pale rideing, every which way, bronko rawhides just for a few movies more? Or am I wrong? Maybe it was Sean Penn. What do I know.
;)
;D
Ghstwn 1 year ago
@Ghstwn, Na..it was from Sister Sarah's 2 Pink Mule Cadillac that was In the Line of Fire I think.
WiseGuy5674 1 year ago
Meh.
filmfreakmiah 1 year ago
Drive thru bars would be a good idea.
Obitatis 1 year ago
"Most Awesome Clint Eastwood Moment Ever"
This, and the 1,200 other times Clint Eastwood is a total badass.
bohallor 1 year ago 135
@bohallor His whole life is just a big Awesome moment.
OBEYWEEGEE 10 months ago 3
Was that a drive through restaurant?
mozeus5 1 year ago
Actually the most awesome moment is early on when Joe is in the bar and Naco comes looking for him to finish their jail cell "breakfast confrontation" from moments before. Joe poors himself a beer and coolly positions a rifle, anticipating Naco's intentions. Naco comes in, sees the rifle, makes nervous small talk and backs out again... then bursts back in--only to be blasted backward by Kidd who calmly shoots him while sipping his beer, without even looking up. Classic!
TheCatgirl6 1 year ago
ear rape
Shitkidhtf 1 year ago
Hmmmm... I didn't know that saloons had drive throughs.
gtaclevelandcity 1 year ago
@gtaclevelandcity This one does now!
SwampDaddy7 1 year ago
@FreedomFighterReturn Maybe because you can't find many civilized and decent blacks. Well, can you, punk?
MsPsycho29 1 year ago
"So there we were, sitting at the bar and then......"
slideharp1 1 year ago
Joe Kidd - Hell Yea! Great Movie.
sgtfury68 1 year ago
Clint Eastwood gave Chuck Norris permission to be a bad ass
CityofAngelsAGC 1 year ago 3
"Alright so where do u want to put your new bar?"
"Right heres good."
"On the traintrack?"
"Yep."
"This traintrack RIGHT HERE"
"Sure"
"Ok, then Im sure you wont regret that later"
farmerboy245 1 year ago 2
@farmerboy245 "Just by any chance would you want to buy Train Insurance?"
"Why would I want to do that?"
"You know, just in case, for some odd reason, a train hits your bar?"
"Now how on earth would a train hit this bar?"
strudlebaker0123 1 year ago 5
@FreedomFighterReturn thats because he was in the ghetto in gran torino lol
farmerboy245 1 year ago