Last Comic Standing - Jon Reep - Final 5 Performance

[Parkbetjenten]

"Last call, what can i getcha? ... stedeineke.. ahnaene.. here kitty kitty kitty! ........... bud .."

Closest time i've ever come to completely wedding myself.. first time i heard it, couldn't utter a word for 5 min.. That man is fantastic! :P

[blackrottenhollow666]

Love this guy...

[Bloodsport1]

eat a blackberry oh so funny

[Bloodsport1]

He's funny but he's like "light ha ha ha, a few chuckles" . He is not gut wrenching, laughing till my stomach hurts funny.

[ArsenalForever112]

@036827 Then why the hell did u search for the video dumbass!!!!?!??!

[presleybroski]

Ur fuckin stupid. This man is funny. Most comedians act like fools Nd make fun of not only others but themselves wow if u wanna be a critic get ur shytte straight first

[MrCantthinkofaname19]

@036827 no your fucking retarded, stfu and suck a dick you faggot whore.

[MrCantthinkofaname19]

@036827 you fuckin suck, bitch.

[lizzy2009ism]

Last call what can i getcha?

Hedidida

Hannnannna

Here kitty kitty kitty......

BUD! lol hilarious.

[lizzy2009ism]

"What's he saying? , can i talk on it? ......Lemme talk on it!" can i have a lil privacy? that's when you say "nooo" lol omg

[peterhh14]

Am I the only one hating one the one guy yelling: "Yeah!!!" again and againg.. What a douche.. Example: 1:58

[bush542]

BUD!!!



[llamaman443]

he looks like coppercab!

[Megadeth4242]

if you guys wanna see something almost as funny as this, watch it with the "transcribed audio" turned on LMAO, just click on the "CC" on the video player

[drockkclapton]

@Megadeth4242 That's hilarious! I've never tried that function before. I think next I'm gonna turn it on and watch ZZ Top doing La grange. haha

[ihatechantal]

id like to meet the guy who invented beer and buy that guy a beer! XD

[KriegerDesHasses]

The fiance and I were planning on going to the comedy club tonight, but this guy is performing so we're gonna' have to make new plans. This guy fucking BLOWS.

[bowdred]

he's funny really!!! really!!!! i don't think so. turn the lights off please this dude is sorry.

[DutchJake]

There's no beer like Heineken.. and it's not thát expensive.

[gamerfreak145]

he is so awesome

[caprisunsrgood]

i live like 20 or 30 mins away from hickory

[crimrada]

are serious, how da hell this guy, beat Lavell Crawford, on last comic standing...OMG!!!

[reznuf90]

Hilarious!

[MrZanecross]

I am gonna go find one of those cell phone people. just screw with their head for a while.

[Annabug7productionz]

Ifyou don't think he's funny, you don't have a soul.

[nsupe]

@Annabug7productionz gingers don't think he is funny. further proof...

[bseriest]

funny dude

[EVi1range1]

do you beer take me to be your offley hammered husband lmao

[DenverBroncosChannel]

ok he is not funny simple as that, neither was dat phan. they both did not deserve to win

[biglu2]

this guy has like no lips!

[fenderstrat71]

ill rev that chicks hemi

[RemusLupo]

@fenderstrat71

to bad shes got the keys ...and shes not lending em out to anyone :P

[TReyDaNerd345]

Not really funny its country jokes u could think about Lavell takes fat jokes to a new

[notyourhomeboy]

@TReyDaNerd345

I liked either of them - For people that live in the country [Such as myself] it is funny because they can relate, plus everyone likes making fun of "hillbillies." Lavell's fat jokes are equally good to Reep's country jokes. It was a good final two, and whoever won deserved it, I think. But Reep needs new material, so maybe in that sense Lavell deserved it more...? Just my opinion

[MJsGuardAngel]

i did stand up at  my high school talent show and i did the cell phone part at the end

I GOT STANDING OVATION!

[TennyConductor]

"You want a Blu Tooth? Eat a Blackberry." LOL

[blahblahblahblah1023]

He's not funny at all... compared to Crawford - -

[RemusLupo]

@blahblahblahblah1023

ppl got to stop saying that..instead ppl should say

I dont think hes that funny...compared to crawford.

[blahblahblahblah1023]

@RemusLupo isnt that what i said?

[S5XS5]

"Your Privacy is invaiding our public!"

[darkflare598]

i like bud lights commercials the 'real men of genius'. those are the funniest commercials ever

[felipe343]

dude we like, he win is not half as funny 'that is Lavell

[jetplanezero]

maybe it's just because my standards were so high...i haven't watched this show before until now (seventh season) so i just randomly typed into youtube best of... and i just don't see the appeal.

[toomanynames4321]

lol im from Hickory. my aunt went on a double date with him :D

[nicklee23]

This dude is wack not funny at all how did he win tragic!

[thetimsalaproject]

there are retards fighting!

[1killacomic]

last comic standing is rigged! its not about talent! its about who the exec. prod. wants to win! voters dont even have the say so anymore!! not since dat phan won! reep is garbagr but he won because the exec. produc. is his agent!

[mdugan1000]

@1killacomic that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard! he won becasue he was amazing

[1killacomic]

@mdugan1000 LOL!! amazing huh? LOL!!! you obviously dont know what amazing really is! but thats fine you have the right to your own opinion!!! he was and IS ordinary AT BEST!!!! LOL!!!! thats why alonzo bolden "lost" his first ry then "won" on his second attempt! LOL!!! youre right there's no "fix" going on in college basketball either!!! LOL!!!!

[mauriceeagle]

@1killacomic you're nuts, it not rigged, and if mdugan is entitled to his opinion, then shut up and don't talk about the comedian that he believes is amazing, you're a pathetic human being, you're a hypocrite. find yourself an education on the real world and life, tool

[1killacomic]

@mdugan1000 LOL!! amazing huh? LOl! you obviously dont know what amazing really is! but thats fine you have the right to your own opinion!!! he was and IS ordinary AT BEST LOL thats why alonzo bolden "lost" his first try then "won" on his second attempt! LOL youre right there's no "fix" going on in college basketball either LOL

[1killacomic]

@mdugan1000 amazing huh? LOL you obviously dont know what amazing really is but thats fine you have the right to your own opinion he was and IS ordinary AT BEST LOL thats why alonzo bolden "lost" his first try then "won" on his second attempt! LOL youre right there's no "fix" going on in college basketball either LOL

[1killacomic]

@mdugan1000 just scroll down and read the other comments! they didnt think he was amazing! some are white people too! so you cant use the race card! reep is weak!

[garranto]

@1killacomic its because their trolls just like you mate.......they don't have no inch of life left....their just doing this for the sake of doing it....your a pathetic fuck who just waste your "precious" time looking up shit you hate and just blamming it......what a life eh? just go off yourself you will not be missed.

[GojyotheFeared]

@garranto

lol, so true.

spamming with hate/downers = no life.

[darkflare598]

@1killacomic if he's so fuckin' week how the fuck did he make that fucking far in last comic standing, wanna try 2 explain that!?

[collinthiel]

This Guy IS Hilarious! I am Pround to say I am From Hickory NC! or should I say "hickry"

[G00SE216]

"would you beer, take me to be your awfully hammered husband until a DUI do us part."

Classic

[GanNing000]

This guy is the shit! John Reep ftw!!!!! lavell was good too! Don't get me wrong but I think the reason he didn't win was because his material was bassed a little too much on race and where as John Reep's material is just bassed on pure red neck stupidity. But still 5stars cuz Reep is a beast!

[MultiStiches]

your privacy is invading or public! lol

[chhoeuth1]

This guy is alright...but he beat lavell???? C'mon, they're not even in the same league...he can prob pull it off at certain places with certain kinds of people... anyways, it wasn't what i was expecting...i still give him credit..it's a tuff gig

[budspott]

Funny that he mentions bluetooth and blackberries. It was named after a Dutch (I think) King who liked to eat too many blueberries (ok not blackberries but still). The symbol is actually the 2 runes from his name.

[DDiamondRRuby]

Lavell Crawford was way funnier than this hick

[jenn101969]

pause at 2:55

[TheColonialpatriot]

I am from a little town about thirty miles from Hickory. Hickory is where we go to see the "big city!" He is SO funny, love him!

[worshipnoone]

Rofl

[Cayran]

@TheColonialpatriot I do too! T-VEGAS!

[aspcadogsafe]

lol!

[yaoiqueen2627]

here kitty kitty kitty lol

[marxmahoney]

THIS WHITE BOI IZ NOT FUNNY

[mercforhire1]

marxmahoney ,you can't even spell hahahahahaha "white boi?"

[Brucesky72]

will you take me as your awfully hammered husband, till DUI do us part.

that is hella funny

[Jeffro2185]

Ol Milwake! it don't get no better than this! . . YES IT DOES! Priceless!

[naruto11115]

the guy is funny as hell.

[marxmahoney]

LAVELLE SHOULD HAVE WON

[BardockFan2213]

go fuck yourself

[ljudde87]

who?

[jellybean454]

I was dissapointed with him, I've seen better from him

[louiethefirst1]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

[DemonMilkshake]

Nah

[32reasonspunk]

whats wrong with north carolina

[PainlessTank]

Not a damn thing you fuck!

Nawh were rednecks lol

[prms60]

nothing!

[dane2jake]

can i talk on it

[MicLODsonKDYboxes]

reep will always be the best!

[13ballkid4lif3]

lavell is better

[Arcono47]

i think that josh blue is better

[ozzy630]

not as funny as lavell

[jgod234]

not funny at all '

[Rainb0wGirl]

i love this guy! "Buuud!"

[RiceBowlBunny]

I do not drink beer for the taste anyways. I drink beer to get smashed. Swig it down and on to the next one. ^_^

[klohnc]

youre retarded this guy is soo funny

[pianogk]

he sucks!!

[auther47]

u suck tha sack

[smenh1]

Dude you rock if you are ever in Tennessee please let me know

[deucekrewbitch]

dude hes not just gonna let you know if he comes there retard

[DaKewlGuy1234]

And this isn't his personal youtube account either.

[AsteriskYoshikawa]

yay for TN, lol but...nvm >_>

[vanhoot2234]

how dindn't lavell win

[Htopic321]

fuck u krispy!!

[Vadcov]

8 year old jokes are funny. Thats how.

[22kaliber22]

i fuckin love this guy haha hes the best comedian ever...mike epps is fuckin hilarious too

[suppie100]

And he drinks Budweiser!

HAHAHAHA

[Krazykid000]

I can't believe this guy won!

[suppie100]

I know, it was like 9-11 all over again.

[torndoll]

wow, um comparing 9-11 to this was really FUCKED up. ass

[RyansBitch]

Jon Reep kicks ass! Him and Rodney are THE EFFING BEST, hands down!

[koreanitalian2]

he actually made puns funny  :D

[wraslinfan03]

hienenen, heinenin, here kittykitty. BUD!

[peteluvr153]

eh...i think the reason some people dont like him is because they dont understand the concept of being southern...most (not all of them) of his fans are southerners and can relate to his material...most comedians try to relate their lives and material to their fans lives and experiences and jon reep falls into the southern category...i find him hilarious...more than likely because i am southern...thats just my opinion...:)

[BlackProductions]

"gerry dee is 2897298 times funnier"

Nice opinion but nobody's agreeing with it.

[suppie100]

I sincerly hope this isn't what future generations think the bar of comedy is set at.

This guy should only go on to doing shows in branson, or several future guest spots on Jimmy Kimmel live.

[BlackProductions]

Once again, nice opinion but nobody agrees with it. What could be funny to you could be unfunny to me so just leave it at that unless you want to continue this "argument" which you sure as hell won't win because it's about an opinion not facts or in your case opinions presented as facts.

[niptuck117]

Or, this guy will end up doing commercials and starring in films such as Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay.

Nobody asked for your opinion, nor do they give a shit.

[niptuck117]

And what do you do exactly that makes you oh-so special?

[KurlyQ1221]

Uhhh heres an idea, if you don't like him, stay off his page jackass

[cptnsmelly]

Thanks for being the only intelligent person on this page. I can pull better material out of my ass.

[JoeNJ1]

The cell phone bit is classic! I refer to it all the time!

[bloodtieslvr]

"here kitty kitty" lmao....too funny

[ilovenickjonas984]

I love this..It is so funny!! "what's he saying? can i talk on it?"

[Pro5Noob128]

you want a bluetooth eat a blackberry omg he is fucking hilarious... this is sarcasm retards

[BunnyWuvzKitty]

Jon Reep is hilarious!

I will say being from North Carolina an hour away from Hickory help to understand his comedy... Cause everyone in the whole town is like him.

[BardockFan2213]

yeah right jon reep is most funnyest guy ever

[RicketyBridge6661]

I'd have to say I disagree...Jon Reep is a hilarious comedian...Obviously something you have yet to realize

But if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything at all -_-

[DinosaurMuffin]

It's called 'comments' not 'people who like this video'.

I'm expressing my feeling openingly throughout a comment and I don't care your opinion on it. I will flame a video if I feel it's a video nessecary of flaming because of it's stupidity, or boringness, etc.

[contekid232]

hey is awesome

[conteman232]

i love jon reep

[Efilgigi]

lol

[luvcomedy123]

yeah this guy isnt all that great. but he made a good point about the privacy in public thing. i only watched the second season of this show, with gary gulman, john heffron and alonzo bodden, they were good

[buzobie]

this guy sux. im sorry. terrible material. and his red neck accent is annoying.

[ADRiley1]

fAB, INTELLIGENT...BRILLIANT!

[kdm3769]

I love budweiser too...

[BShortysbaby92]

that would be fun 2 do in wal mart lol

[umkcroo23]

Not feelin' it. Descent at best. Ralph Harris had the most personality.

[kamikazearun]

I agree man.

[shawnhop83]

i can admit lavell wasnt that good but yo dis dude is corny for real

[ffranzos]

The first half of this is what convinced me he was going to win. Brilliant.

[dcp93]

some americans have a wierd sense of humor

[bloodtieslvr]

"....here kitty kitty...."...that guy is sooooo funny. he makes the funniest facial expressions!!!!!!!

[jennylimbo]

doug benson deserved this win more. dammit.

[BlueBarrier782]

I thought this guy was pretty funny. At least I think he is better than a lot of the other people on the show.

[looneygame24]

Honestly, this dude isn't funny at all to me. Idk thats just my opinion, I mean none of his material was really any good.

[mrpigfeed]

...Bud...

LMFAO!!! Awesome

[PUNKloverHATER]

here kitty kitty kitty!! LMAO!!

♥

[chadloflin20]

Oh wow. He's from my home state.

[labobo93]

LOL@Bluetooth

[xFeath]

Also, Lavell is just bad. The same subjects.

I'm not saying:

"HES BLACK. HAHA HE SUCKS."

No. Thats called racism...I'm just saying he should get better material.

[xFeath]

Lavell was really bad. I mean. All his jokes were the same. Him and food or whatever. Him being fat. Blah blah blah. Anyone agree? Thumbs up and respond if you do. xD

[shrimpy5]

i know yeah + he was kinda a racits 2 white cuz if john reep sed nethink bout black people he would b disqualified dnt ya agree

[Jaii93]

I think if you're part of a race you have every right to insult it, it;s just those that don't bother to find out about cultures before slating them off.

[GDCPhaNTaSiZe]

Ya... Im glad Jon Reep won, cuz Lavell was all about fat/black jokes, and thats it. Hillbilly jokes are better any day, plus Jon talks about a lot of other shit too

[bestbowl263]

thats the same thing i said. John Reep is awesome.

[darkroxyou]

Lavell wasn't funny at all. I'm surprised he made it that far.

[luckyducky927]

amazing hes halarious

[gothie2689]

LOL

[ExCCEmployee]

I love it!!! "Hineanin, Hi-nine-e-nin, Here Kitty kitty......Bud."

[daisyhalo]

This guy's hilarious. Loved him since he lost on Star Search

[Vegigirl1]

Gerry and Jon should be in the final two

Lavell is not funny at all

[rudolfplum2]

i agree lavell is only in it because he is fat and black