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  • the coach part was actually pretty funny.

  • FUCKING STAPLER!!!

  • Mr Baumann! Gym coaches ! Who doesn't remember there 8th grade gym coach? Mine was Mr Garner!

  • What about the meanings of 'DER"?

  • bitch go back to filming the carrot

  • Schneider for president!

  • My mom spoke with him fot like 10 minutes at the mia. He's a cool motherfucker

  • OMG we all saw South Park so stop quoting it and watch the Video

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  • He sucks.

  • @SuperAnnoyingtroll and what have you accomplished ? dissapointing your mother

  • Also, "DUDE" ranch is another one!

    In addition,, isn't a she guy, really a "dude?"

    Is a dude really a stooge?

    Remember the 3 stooges -stoogies- Curly , Larry, & Moe? Or, do people remember more these days the 3 amigos: Manny, Mo, & jack @ the pep boys?

  • @DieHardFlyers - i love you. <3

  • Da derp dee derp da teetley derpee derpee dumb

  • what a douche.

  • meanings of derp

  • Am I too late for the derping?

  • @Parkerkun Its never too late for a derp

  • rob: derp

  • Is this filmed with a calculator?

  • @Hvemerjegda filmed with your moms pussy. dont thunb up your own shit please

  • @fastmilion why so though BIG FAT RETARD guy?

  • @Hvemerjegda first of all im not fat, second u are ugly and last whenever i see comments that have been copied i go with the same comment cuz i hate people who are not original so go die and ask your parents to teach u how to be original.

    pd:remove your picture from your channel man cuz if u wanna start a fight at least be handsome.

  • "I'm a carrot" :O

  • Its a 24 karat comedy...

  • Herpety derpi derpy derp

  • meanings of derp

  • lol. the 'closet knife' dude was the best one.

  • i read news ,he died in car accident ,on this week if im not wrong 

  • @Toha15 lol hes not dead u dummy. and if he got into a car accident i wouldn't worry too much cuz some crazy doctor would patch him up with animal parts

  • I think Kenny was his best film

  • dude you're the man

  • rob schinder in: DERP dee DERP til one day Dee DERP De DERP De DERPA DERP. DERP dee derpa DERPA DERP DERP. Rob Schneider is the DA DERP dee DERP da TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB rated pg-13

  • derp

    

  • I swear I met him a few days ago at a consert I was in! I'm in a school band!

  • da derp dee derp da teetley derpee derpee dumb

  • Rob Schneider was an animal... known as the "Edward Teller of Movies", was a cast member of NBC's Saturday Night Live who later became a cross-dressing plumber who, after taking lessons in how to become an actor, was accused by police of being a comedian and imprisoned for 10 years.

  • @mispelling You're retarded.

  • I saw rob last week at a comedy club. He did a great sketch about men taking pictures of there genitals. Pure comedy genius. Rated PG 13

  • HE'S A GOOK AND A DIRTY JEW?...COULD LIFE GET ANY WORST FOR THIS GUY?

  • @KilledMeANigger

    NAZI ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • rob shneider durp de durp!

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  • I think the pot roast was his best work.

  • The hell? Schneider was sorta funny at one point.

  • Hey, I saw this guy in Der.

  • Dude, where were YOU in 1989? I went to my brother's funeral and a cook out afterward while he was being cremated. Dude, how could YOU?!

  • My dick is short, white, weird looking, gets laughs, and always delivers a poor performance. It's basically Rob Schneider.

  • you can do it alllll niiiiight loooooooong!!!!

  • lol all the pimple faced nerds quoting south park

  • @TheALPH4 lol ya

  • Da derp di derpity derp di dumb.

  • thums up if you looked this vid up to see if rob Schneider sounded like derp de derp de derp da dooooo, i know i did :D

  • Doesn't he look like alex winter in this vid!?

  • Oh, and Dennis Miller hosted.

  • This particular Young Comics special was sweet. Then unknown Rob Schneider, Wayne Brady, David Spade, and Julia Louis-Dreyfuss. Funny stuff. But the lesser known Fred Stoller (bit regular on sitcoms) and Drake Saither (later comedy writer who committed suicide) pretty much steal the show. I would kill for a tape of that.

  • He accidently herped his derp

  • funny guy

  • good old rob....

  • Rob! The robanator! Robster doin comedy! Makin' people laugh! Rob!

  • @Tennesseanyankee makin copies i got that video on my channel

  • Damn. The toll time takes.

  • Rob Schneider derp da der

    Derp dee derpity derpee derp

    Until one day...

    Da derpa derpa derpa derp

    Derp da der, ta teetley tum

    From the creators of Der and "Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too",

    Rob Schneider is...

    Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb

    Rated PG-13

  • Anyone else just hear derp this whole clip?

  • I actually lold.

  • In the closet with a knife! best 'dude'

  • Amazing

  • The stapler was his best film

  • @MolesMalone the carrot was pretty nice too

  • I swear I've heard this joke before...?

  • Rob Schnieder is... a stapler!

  • fuckwit

  • derp

  • thats his hair on grown ups! lol

  • Rob Schneider is...

    South Parked!

  • i have a pic with him

  • THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!! I don't see what the hells so funny about derpy derp de derp shit, except just the word derp sounds funny... Rob shneider is a funny dude

  • @WestCoastIrk south park mocked him 

  • rob schneider is kenny

  • Derp di derp di derp...it's 24 carrot comedy...

  • And now advertizers extend "dude" to girls. WTF?? If you have a COOTER you ain't a dude. Same for "guy". Saying hey "guys" to a group that includes women is FUed. If you have milk glanded "tit meat", you ain't guy. Geez guys, let's just hand over our go-nads to women and all go to France where there are no men.

  • HHROB SNAIDER DERP TI DER!!!

    DA DER DA DERP!

  • HEY ROB, YOU CAN DO IT !!

  • Te tiddly terp

  • Derp

  • Rob Schneider had it all. A great comedian, and a great Girlfriend, but then he wakes up as A Carrot! 24 Carrot Comedy! Rated Peegee therteeenn. :)

  • schneider rob, fuck dee fuck.

    one day dee teetley crack de crack de meth!

  • I love Rob...

  • superfunny!

  • derp de derp de derp.

  • Wow American comedy Sucks, is this shit supposed to make me laugh?

  • @riptonks its rob Schneider dumb ass

  • @i360nOScJFk Yes, I'm quite aware of that as it's plainly obvious from the title. I am also aware that Rob Schneider is an american comedian. And I was expressing my dislike for American comedy likewise to Schneider whom I expected to make me laugh however he did not as most american comedians don't so please don't point out the obvious, it makes you appear rather foolish.

  • @riptonks Duuuuude you are so wrong in your wrongery it's not even right duude. 

  • @riptonks yeah cos american comedy is represented by rob schneider. go thumbs up a french + saunders video you boring cunt.

  • @misterbizzones You're stupidity is funnier than this video. I'd rather not discuss your rather bland taste in comedy. And for the record French and Saunders is actually quite funny. Sir Norman Wisdom died recently I suggest you search one of his videos. He was perhaps that greatest physical comedian who ever lived. How many American comedians have the title 'Sir', not very many I believe.

  • @riptonks actually, zero american comedians bear the title 'sir', but that's because only native brits can be knighted, you hapless stooge. by the way, props on misusing 'you're' and then correctly using 'your' in the span of two sentences. keep 'em guessing, pontiac. also, your mother is sexually unappealing and covered in oozing bedsores.

  • @misterbizzones Shit really, I'd better go and check on her. And wow, you used sarcasm, I though Americans weren't capable of/didn't get that sort of thing (a little bit to complicated see)! Well done. 

  • @riptonks You are just as pathetic as all the stupid Americans for spending so much time making fun of Americans.

  • @ThumbprintTheatrics Mate, I'm not a yank...thank god

  • @riptonks 'too' complicated, not 'to' complicated. t-o-o. you should really earn your superiority complex before you go around broadcasting it, dunsky. fuck you and fuck benny hill.

  • damn... he looks like johnny depp oO

  • dude!

  • Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb,

  • RATED PG-13.

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  • DERP!

  • this is funny? also. Derp

  • LMFAO

  • du derpidy derpy derp herp derp

  • Rob schneider is.. A CARROT

  • DERP

  • i had no idea he was half Phillipino

  • Derp

  • Rob Schneider is... Kenny! And Being 8, is harder than It looks! rated peegee thuuuuuuurteeeene.

  • it also means ' are u in the closet with a knife?'..."dude?"

  • Omg. He was handsome back on the day.. wow, this was 20 years ago..

  • Gonna see Rob and Charlie Murphy when they come this August. (Each doing their own show of course!)Should be a good time! :-)

  • @JarnBjorn72 Can you explain to me when, why and how Charlie Murphy slapped Rick James?

  • Roc Schneider is........ A Carrot!

  • derp de derp de teedly TUM!!!  THIS SUMMER! PG 13

  • all i hear is derp de derp derp

  • ROB SNEIDER AS KNOWD AS THE STAPLER

  • Jesus, Rob Schneider Is Never Gonna Hit Puberty

  • Go see big stan and say his movies suck, it's awesome xD

  • derp

  • Rob Schnider. What a twit!

  • He was something of a handsome little guy during his day, wasn't he?

    And yes, his movies aren't just "derp!" They're crap! Well, the ones he wrote and starred in anyway.

    I remember seeing that "South Park" thing and wondering if Schnieder would decide to actually MAKE those movies. A stapler? A carrot? Kenny?! Well, I'd see that last one.

    Jesus, just don't make another "Deuce Bigalow" movie, Rob. Don't hurt us all.

    --Partial Love For The Rob-meister, Dane Youssef

  • Rob Schneider is awesome!

  • These comments are full of Win. :-D

  • Rob Schneider is... A carrot!

    Rated pg 13

  • Haha, I love the fact that you can't find a Rob Schneider video without "derp" comments. Yes, that Southpark parody was awesome. ^^

  • Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb!!!! XD!

  • Dude de-dude du-de-dude-dude

  • derp

  • derp

  • what a fag.....

  • derpa derpa dee da doodly dum?

  • Rob Schneider Is.. Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb.......rated PG13

    :P

  • @o0PursueTheTruth0o dude, what does that mean

  • @faisalkfpm it's a quote from a south park episode

  • Rob Schneider - Meanings of "Derp"

  • He's now more known in derp de derp than anything else he's done haha

  • derp di derp di dideli derp di derp di dumb.....rob schneider

  • It's not the word.. it's the way that you say it.. if you replaced "dude" with the persons name it would work the same.. you fucking stapler

  • @TheMarlonC wow your a fag

  • rawb schneider, derp de derp!

  • Wow, he's 600 times funnier in stand up than his movies

  • duuuuude...

  • fuck you

  • DUDE?!?!?

  • DUDE!! ahahahaa

    so funny

  • love him

  • uhhhuhhh look how funny I am. derp.. See what I did there, I said derp. I'm so funny that I quote south park because if I quote something else that's marginally funny despite it being quoted 20,000 times by other humorless idiots then that must make me funny as well. Right? Its a shame the thing you're quoting is not even as funny as Rob Schneider is. That being South Park in general. Rob Schneider is a SNL veteran and couldn't care less what you idiots think about him.

  • hes soo young!

  • dude? XD

  • He was a hilarious standup.

  • Just funny as KaiserNeko

    =)

  • nigga is the new dude

  • You can't use nigga for those things, it would sound weird lol

  • thats fuckin stupid that a buch of people turned a opressive word into a greeting of meaning of calling someone their friend...damn this new generation is stupid as fuck

  • Hi... I've been used videos here in youtube to improve my English... Is there someone who could transcript this speech? Thanks a lot...

  • DERP!!!!!

  • Robbie *Fucking* Scheider

  • Derp

  • rob schneider is.....A CARROT!!!!

  • ....KENNY!!! Rated pg-13

  • Rob was nothing till South Park, South Park made him Big.

  • derp

  • pants

    crapped

    on my channel

  • DENVER FANS, rob in town performing at Comedy Works Jan 22nd and 23rd!!!!!!!!!!!

  • o my gosh i love rob i saw hiom at the P.A.C. on januray 15 hahah he was funny

  • duuuuuude

  • lol this is like the "nigga" comedy bit

  • Well, I thought he was pretty funny in Demolition Man

  • and now rob schneider is.. THE STAPLER!!!

  • DER!