@Hvemerjegda first of all im not fat, second u are ugly and last whenever i see comments that have been copied i go with the same comment cuz i hate people who are not original so go die and ask your parents to teach u how to be original.
pd:remove your picture from your channel man cuz if u wanna start a fight at least be handsome.
@Toha15 lol hes not dead u dummy. and if he got into a car accident i wouldn't worry too much cuz some crazy doctor would patch him up with animal parts
rob schinder in: DERP dee DERP til one day Dee DERP De DERP De DERPA DERP. DERP dee derpa DERPA DERP DERP. Rob Schneider is the DA DERP dee DERP da TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB rated pg-13
Rob Schneider was an animal... known as the "Edward Teller of Movies", was a cast member of NBC's Saturday Night Live who later became a cross-dressing plumber who, after taking lessons in how to become an actor, was accused by police of being a comedian and imprisoned for 10 years.
This particular Young Comics special was sweet. Then unknown Rob Schneider, Wayne Brady, David Spade, and Julia Louis-Dreyfuss. Funny stuff. But the lesser known Fred Stoller (bit regular on sitcoms) and Drake Saither (later comedy writer who committed suicide) pretty much steal the show. I would kill for a tape of that.
THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!! I don't see what the hells so funny about derpy derp de derp shit, except just the word derp sounds funny... Rob shneider is a funny dude
And now advertizers extend "dude" to girls. WTF?? If you have a COOTER you ain't a dude. Same for "guy". Saying hey "guys" to a group that includes women is FUed. If you have milk glanded "tit meat", you ain't guy. Geez guys, let's just hand over our go-nads to women and all go to France where there are no men.
Rob Schneider, derp dee der! Derp dee derpedy derpy der, until one day, a derpa derpa derpa der! Derp de der, de teetley tum! From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittily Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb! (Rated PG 13)
@i360nOScJFk Yes, I'm quite aware of that as it's plainly obvious from the title. I am also aware that Rob Schneider is an american comedian. And I was expressing my dislike for American comedy likewise to Schneider whom I expected to make me laugh however he did not as most american comedians don't so please don't point out the obvious, it makes you appear rather foolish.
@misterbizzones You're stupidity is funnier than this video. I'd rather not discuss your rather bland taste in comedy. And for the record French and Saunders is actually quite funny. Sir Norman Wisdom died recently I suggest you search one of his videos. He was perhaps that greatest physical comedian who ever lived. How many American comedians have the title 'Sir', not very many I believe.
@riptonks actually, zero american comedians bear the title 'sir', but that's because only native brits can be knighted, you hapless stooge. by the way, props on misusing 'you're' and then correctly using 'your' in the span of two sentences. keep 'em guessing, pontiac. also, your mother is sexually unappealing and covered in oozing bedsores.
@misterbizzones Shit really, I'd better go and check on her. And wow, you used sarcasm, I though Americans weren't capable of/didn't get that sort of thing (a little bit to complicated see)! Well done.
@riptonks 'too' complicated, not 'to' complicated. t-o-o. you should really earn your superiority complex before you go around broadcasting it, dunsky. fuck you and fuck benny hill.
He was something of a handsome little guy during his day, wasn't he?
And yes, his movies aren't just "derp!" They're crap! Well, the ones he wrote and starred in anyway.
I remember seeing that "South Park" thing and wondering if Schnieder would decide to actually MAKE those movies. A stapler? A carrot? Kenny?! Well, I'd see that last one.
Jesus, just don't make another "Deuce Bigalow" movie, Rob. Don't hurt us all.
uhhhuhhh look how funny I am. derp.. See what I did there, I said derp. I'm so funny that I quote south park because if I quote something else that's marginally funny despite it being quoted 20,000 times by other humorless idiots then that must make me funny as well. Right? Its a shame the thing you're quoting is not even as funny as Rob Schneider is. That being South Park in general. Rob Schneider is a SNL veteran and couldn't care less what you idiots think about him.
thats fuckin stupid that a buch of people turned a opressive word into a greeting of meaning of calling someone their friend...damn this new generation is stupid as fuck
the coach part was actually pretty funny.
lightside4 6 days ago
FUCKING STAPLER!!!
RayWiIIamJohns0n 1 week ago
Mr Baumann! Gym coaches ! Who doesn't remember there 8th grade gym coach? Mine was Mr Garner!
silverfoxidm 1 month ago
What about the meanings of 'DER"?
wakeupfist 1 month ago
bitch go back to filming the carrot
Xdeser1 1 month ago
Schneider for president!
alex401ish 1 month ago
My mom spoke with him fot like 10 minutes at the mia. He's a cool motherfucker
alex401ish 1 month ago
OMG we all saw South Park so stop quoting it and watch the Video
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@KtigJapanChannel From the creators of 'Der'
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Rob Schneider is 'Dude'
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scottpilgrim402 2 months ago
He sucks.
SuperAnnoyingtroll 2 months ago
@SuperAnnoyingtroll and what have you accomplished ? dissapointing your mother
datlilady1 2 months ago
Also, "DUDE" ranch is another one!
In addition,, isn't a she guy, really a "dude?"
Is a dude really a stooge?
Remember the 3 stooges -stoogies- Curly , Larry, & Moe? Or, do people remember more these days the 3 amigos: Manny, Mo, & jack @ the pep boys?
silverfoxidm 2 months ago
@DieHardFlyers - i love you. <3
xxxluvxoxoxo 3 months ago
Da derp dee derp da teetley derpee derpee dumb
AlfonsM 3 months ago
what a douche.
MysticCaverns 3 months ago
meanings of derp
TheLawyersAss 4 months ago 4
Am I too late for the derping?
Parkerkun 4 months ago
@Parkerkun Its never too late for a derp
theblahman 4 months ago
rob: derp
thegrumpylove 4 months ago
Is this filmed with a calculator?
Hvemerjegda 5 months ago 2
@Hvemerjegda filmed with your moms pussy. dont thunb up your own shit please
fastmilion 4 months ago
@fastmilion why so though BIG FAT RETARD guy?
Hvemerjegda 4 months ago
@Hvemerjegda first of all im not fat, second u are ugly and last whenever i see comments that have been copied i go with the same comment cuz i hate people who are not original so go die and ask your parents to teach u how to be original.
pd:remove your picture from your channel man cuz if u wanna start a fight at least be handsome.
fastmilion 4 months ago 2
"I'm a carrot" :O
FredFan8 6 months ago
Its a 24 karat comedy...
ronmann606 6 months ago
Herpety derpi derpy derp
Wilhtekz 6 months ago
meanings of derp
metrodome934 6 months ago 29
lol. the 'closet knife' dude was the best one.
IsaacH1273 6 months ago
i read news ,he died in car accident ,on this week if im not wrong
Toha15 6 months ago
@Toha15 lol hes not dead u dummy. and if he got into a car accident i wouldn't worry too much cuz some crazy doctor would patch him up with animal parts
TheoneandonlyGTA 6 months ago
I think Kenny was his best film
MeanT241985 6 months ago
dude you're the man
jjc014 7 months ago
rob schinder in: DERP dee DERP til one day Dee DERP De DERP De DERPA DERP. DERP dee derpa DERPA DERP DERP. Rob Schneider is the DA DERP dee DERP da TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB rated pg-13
MrBurgundy76 7 months ago
derp
Rokass99 7 months ago
I swear I met him a few days ago at a consert I was in! I'm in a school band!
Dinosorable 7 months ago
da derp dee derp da teetley derpee derpee dumb
antisciaf 8 months ago
Rob Schneider was an animal... known as the "Edward Teller of Movies", was a cast member of NBC's Saturday Night Live who later became a cross-dressing plumber who, after taking lessons in how to become an actor, was accused by police of being a comedian and imprisoned for 10 years.
mispelling 8 months ago
@mispelling You're retarded.
gorwyn100 7 months ago
I saw rob last week at a comedy club. He did a great sketch about men taking pictures of there genitals. Pure comedy genius. Rated PG 13
mispelling 8 months ago
HE'S A GOOK AND A DIRTY JEW?...COULD LIFE GET ANY WORST FOR THIS GUY?
KilledMeANigger 8 months ago
@KilledMeANigger
NAZI ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
yui406 8 months ago
rob shneider durp de durp!
ThaMuzeekEnthuziest 8 months ago
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SGVknarf 9 months ago
I think the pot roast was his best work.
muddwell 9 months ago
The hell? Schneider was sorta funny at one point.
harmon92 10 months ago
Hey, I saw this guy in Der.
turkeyslayer22 10 months ago 2
Dude, where were YOU in 1989? I went to my brother's funeral and a cook out afterward while he was being cremated. Dude, how could YOU?!
aleon1018 10 months ago
My dick is short, white, weird looking, gets laughs, and always delivers a poor performance. It's basically Rob Schneider.
imthebestyour2nd 10 months ago 5
you can do it alllll niiiiight loooooooong!!!!
nextbestrockstar 11 months ago
lol all the pimple faced nerds quoting south park
TheALPH4 11 months ago
@TheALPH4 lol ya
nasnek 10 months ago
Da derp di derpity derp di dumb.
Trollnumber12 11 months ago
thums up if you looked this vid up to see if rob Schneider sounded like derp de derp de derp da dooooo, i know i did :D
Qwalkson 11 months ago
Doesn't he look like alex winter in this vid!?
Tarantulus666 11 months ago
Oh, and Dennis Miller hosted.
mk41794 1 year ago
This particular Young Comics special was sweet. Then unknown Rob Schneider, Wayne Brady, David Spade, and Julia Louis-Dreyfuss. Funny stuff. But the lesser known Fred Stoller (bit regular on sitcoms) and Drake Saither (later comedy writer who committed suicide) pretty much steal the show. I would kill for a tape of that.
mk41794 1 year ago
He accidently herped his derp
smoothcriminal7033 1 year ago
funny guy
coreyfeldman234 1 year ago
good old rob....
derpdederp101 1 year ago
Rob! The robanator! Robster doin comedy! Makin' people laugh! Rob!
Tennesseanyankee 1 year ago
@Tennesseanyankee makin copies i got that video on my channel
TheRedfuturama 1 week ago
Damn. The toll time takes.
lalalanalala 1 year ago
Rob Schneider derp da der
Derp dee derpity derpee derp
Until one day...
Da derpa derpa derpa derp
Derp da der, ta teetley tum
From the creators of Der and "Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too",
Rob Schneider is...
Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb
Rated PG-13
bubufubu 1 year ago
Anyone else just hear derp this whole clip?
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treged 1 year ago
I actually lold.
pasionxrock 1 year ago
In the closet with a knife! best 'dude'
hobhouse1 1 year ago
Amazing
hobhouse1 1 year ago
The stapler was his best film
MolesMalone 1 year ago 137
@MolesMalone the carrot was pretty nice too
variemaiaperiorista 9 months ago
I swear I've heard this joke before...?
michaelh6 1 year ago
Rob Schnieder is... a stapler!
acousticmanland 1 year ago 4
fuckwit
jogreeen 1 year ago
derp
wolfmanhat33 1 year ago
thats his hair on grown ups! lol
detamac 1 year ago
Rob Schneider is...
South Parked!
AMVRevolution1 1 year ago
i have a pic with him
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elmergagnon 1 year ago
THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!! I don't see what the hells so funny about derpy derp de derp shit, except just the word derp sounds funny... Rob shneider is a funny dude
WestCoastIrk 1 year ago
@WestCoastIrk south park mocked him
AerialRcoet 1 year ago
rob schneider is kenny
slavegirl241 1 year ago
Derp di derp di derp...it's 24 carrot comedy...
BabyShugz 1 year ago
And now advertizers extend "dude" to girls. WTF?? If you have a COOTER you ain't a dude. Same for "guy". Saying hey "guys" to a group that includes women is FUed. If you have milk glanded "tit meat", you ain't guy. Geez guys, let's just hand over our go-nads to women and all go to France where there are no men.
Trollinista 1 year ago
HHROB SNAIDER DERP TI DER!!!
DA DER DA DERP!
Benzinhead 1 year ago
HEY ROB, YOU CAN DO IT !!
SamusEric 1 year ago
Te tiddly terp
Yazoo111 1 year ago
Derp
01koldshok 1 year ago 4
Rob Schneider had it all. A great comedian, and a great Girlfriend, but then he wakes up as A Carrot! 24 Carrot Comedy! Rated Peegee therteeenn. :)
DieHardFlyers 1 year ago 56
schneider rob, fuck dee fuck.
one day dee teetley crack de crack de meth!
medicinalmarihuana 1 year ago 2
I love Rob...
dianomkar 1 year ago
superfunny!
SteveDutchy 1 year ago
derp de derp de derp.
GlasgowCelticPat1888 1 year ago
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this isn't funny at all
Jordancooldog 1 year ago
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Rob Schneider, derp dee der! Derp dee derpedy derpy der, until one day, a derpa derpa derpa der! Derp de der, de teetley tum! From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittily Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb! (Rated PG 13)
kenshin950 1 year ago
Wow American comedy Sucks, is this shit supposed to make me laugh?
riptonks 1 year ago
@riptonks its rob Schneider dumb ass
i360nOScJFk 1 year ago
@i360nOScJFk Yes, I'm quite aware of that as it's plainly obvious from the title. I am also aware that Rob Schneider is an american comedian. And I was expressing my dislike for American comedy likewise to Schneider whom I expected to make me laugh however he did not as most american comedians don't so please don't point out the obvious, it makes you appear rather foolish.
riptonks 1 year ago
@riptonks Duuuuude you are so wrong in your wrongery it's not even right duude.
mothcotw2 1 year ago
@riptonks yeah cos american comedy is represented by rob schneider. go thumbs up a french + saunders video you boring cunt.
misterbizzones 1 year ago
@misterbizzones You're stupidity is funnier than this video. I'd rather not discuss your rather bland taste in comedy. And for the record French and Saunders is actually quite funny. Sir Norman Wisdom died recently I suggest you search one of his videos. He was perhaps that greatest physical comedian who ever lived. How many American comedians have the title 'Sir', not very many I believe.
riptonks 1 year ago
@riptonks actually, zero american comedians bear the title 'sir', but that's because only native brits can be knighted, you hapless stooge. by the way, props on misusing 'you're' and then correctly using 'your' in the span of two sentences. keep 'em guessing, pontiac. also, your mother is sexually unappealing and covered in oozing bedsores.
misterbizzones 1 year ago
@misterbizzones Shit really, I'd better go and check on her. And wow, you used sarcasm, I though Americans weren't capable of/didn't get that sort of thing (a little bit to complicated see)! Well done.
riptonks 1 year ago
@riptonks You are just as pathetic as all the stupid Americans for spending so much time making fun of Americans.
ThumbprintTheatrics 1 year ago
@ThumbprintTheatrics Mate, I'm not a yank...thank god
riptonks 1 year ago
@riptonks 'too' complicated, not 'to' complicated. t-o-o. you should really earn your superiority complex before you go around broadcasting it, dunsky. fuck you and fuck benny hill.
misterbizzones 1 year ago
damn... he looks like johnny depp oO
Abensberg 1 year ago
dude!
roughriders345 1 year ago
Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb,
RichardSwayne 1 year ago
RATED PG-13.
Random90sKid 1 year ago
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Random90sKid 1 year ago
DERP!
IndieAlpaca 1 year ago
this is funny? also. Derp
Mobstersoverdrive 1 year ago
LMFAO
AARFAN12345 1 year ago
du derpidy derpy derp herp derp
RugbyRossGWRFC 1 year ago
Rob schneider is.. A CARROT
ProCatHD 1 year ago
DERP
ABRIGEDPARODY 1 year ago
i had no idea he was half Phillipino
Hunkyfish20 1 year ago
Derp
barisaxman2 1 year ago
Rob Schneider is... Kenny! And Being 8, is harder than It looks! rated peegee thuuuuuuurteeeene.
LaughingAtThePeople 1 year ago 3
it also means ' are u in the closet with a knife?'..."dude?"
nnpurple 1 year ago
Omg. He was handsome back on the day.. wow, this was 20 years ago..
DanielAvilaAGT 1 year ago
Gonna see Rob and Charlie Murphy when they come this August. (Each doing their own show of course!)Should be a good time! :-)
JarnBjorn72 1 year ago
@JarnBjorn72 Can you explain to me when, why and how Charlie Murphy slapped Rick James?
Bonza2oo9 1 year ago
Roc Schneider is........ A Carrot!
mmaaat123 1 year ago 2
derp de derp de teedly TUM!!! THIS SUMMER! PG 13
jas16899 1 year ago
all i hear is derp de derp derp
PurpleGiraffePG 1 year ago
ROB SNEIDER AS KNOWD AS THE STAPLER
ebz95 1 year ago 2
Jesus, Rob Schneider Is Never Gonna Hit Puberty
OreoSpeedman 1 year ago
Go see big stan and say his movies suck, it's awesome xD
Ninthlegion 1 year ago
derp
seedah 1 year ago
Rob Schnider. What a twit!
Skoringo 1 year ago
He was something of a handsome little guy during his day, wasn't he?
And yes, his movies aren't just "derp!" They're crap! Well, the ones he wrote and starred in anyway.
I remember seeing that "South Park" thing and wondering if Schnieder would decide to actually MAKE those movies. A stapler? A carrot? Kenny?! Well, I'd see that last one.
Jesus, just don't make another "Deuce Bigalow" movie, Rob. Don't hurt us all.
--Partial Love For The Rob-meister, Dane Youssef
SURFUR 1 year ago
Rob Schneider is awesome!
WoOTfoOT 1 year ago
These comments are full of Win. :-D
rabidowski 1 year ago
Rob Schneider is... A carrot!
Rated pg 13
DTuriTuri 1 year ago 2
Haha, I love the fact that you can't find a Rob Schneider video without "derp" comments. Yes, that Southpark parody was awesome. ^^
dapi88 1 year ago 2
Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb!!!! XD!
bangNL94 1 year ago 4
Dude de-dude du-de-dude-dude
ChurKirby 1 year ago
derp
shirgit 1 year ago
derp
hellowhatever69 1 year ago
what a fag.....
Xenogalaxy79 1 year ago
derpa derpa dee da doodly dum?
Lostprophetzzz 1 year ago 5
Rob Schneider Is.. Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb.......rated PG13
:P
o0PursueTheTruth0o 1 year ago 96
@o0PursueTheTruth0o dude, what does that mean
faisalkfpm 1 year ago
@faisalkfpm it's a quote from a south park episode
variemaiaperiorista 11 months ago
Rob Schneider - Meanings of "Derp"
twizy123 1 year ago 30
He's now more known in derp de derp than anything else he's done haha
bubbles64194 1 year ago
derp di derp di dideli derp di derp di dumb.....rob schneider
lolke12 1 year ago
It's not the word.. it's the way that you say it.. if you replaced "dude" with the persons name it would work the same.. you fucking stapler
TheMarlonC 1 year ago
@TheMarlonC wow your a fag
FirgineSnake 1 year ago
rawb schneider, derp de derp!
MixesAndStuff 1 year ago 3
Wow, he's 600 times funnier in stand up than his movies
raunchbear 1 year ago
duuuuude...
DavyDave1313 1 year ago
fuck you
wopendicular 1 year ago
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long nose jew trying to be funny
Deidaaraartisabang 1 year ago
DUDE?!?!?
punjatti101 1 year ago
DUDE!! ahahahaa
so funny
susaninhafunchal 1 year ago
love him
rd211089 1 year ago
uhhhuhhh look how funny I am. derp.. See what I did there, I said derp. I'm so funny that I quote south park because if I quote something else that's marginally funny despite it being quoted 20,000 times by other humorless idiots then that must make me funny as well. Right? Its a shame the thing you're quoting is not even as funny as Rob Schneider is. That being South Park in general. Rob Schneider is a SNL veteran and couldn't care less what you idiots think about him.
NIN992 1 year ago
hes soo young!
hddemix 1 year ago
dude? XD
gaaraofthegajnice 1 year ago
He was a hilarious standup.
SnorkelNose 1 year ago
Just funny as KaiserNeko
=)
roxasbrrs 1 year ago
nigga is the new dude
jeremy915111 1 year ago
You can't use nigga for those things, it would sound weird lol
GuitarAntiHeroe 1 year ago
thats fuckin stupid that a buch of people turned a opressive word into a greeting of meaning of calling someone their friend...damn this new generation is stupid as fuck
hardelaphant 1 year ago
Hi... I've been used videos here in youtube to improve my English... Is there someone who could transcript this speech? Thanks a lot...
silvanacastror 1 year ago
DERP!!!!!
WINSLOVE1 1 year ago
Robbie *Fucking* Scheider
WeerMeLinger 1 year ago
Derp
stalepriest 1 year ago
rob schneider is.....A CARROT!!!!
trinidadparaminman 2 years ago 3
....KENNY!!! Rated pg-13
skiballer23 2 years ago 3
Rob was nothing till South Park, South Park made him Big.
irelevand 2 years ago
derp
Presidentjh 2 years ago
pants
crapped
on my channel
Joshalots 2 years ago
DENVER FANS, rob in town performing at Comedy Works Jan 22nd and 23rd!!!!!!!!!!!
TheTrishfish720 2 years ago
o my gosh i love rob i saw hiom at the P.A.C. on januray 15 hahah he was funny
DragonFighter22 2 years ago
duuuuuude
DaRkNess1400 2 years ago 2
lol this is like the "nigga" comedy bit
jlopezmuzik 2 years ago
Well, I thought he was pretty funny in Demolition Man
FinchDenton 2 years ago
and now rob schneider is.. THE STAPLER!!!
cwejter 2 years ago 89
DER!
Schneider10101 2 years ago