The Count's F**king Vacation [Revised]

[krazyk00k00bird]

F***ing backward! How does that work? xD

[Chaletica]

How the hell can you fuck backwards?

Not sure I even want to know.

[kabluwi]

So catchy! XD

[enck6]

I F#ck Backwords

[A1l2l2e2n4]

@enck6

How do you do that backwards?

[enck6]

@A1l2l2e2n4 vary carefully

[enck6]

@A1l2l2e2n4 Good question



[ckolonko]

These videos are fucking hilarious.

[whisper71298maybe7]

how do you f*** backwards

[cromartieman]

i fuck 1,2,3,4 shrimp for lunch lmao

[hazelbazel100]

I wuv fucking backwards!

[Rolynpwns]

I fuck backwards! LOL

[spindalis79]

Whenewer I go on waycation?! I had no idea Romanians pronounced V's like Russians.

[sungyultaylor]

The Count just loves to fu**. He wants to fu*8 everyting!!! Oh man, these count videos have had me laughing all night.

[kelog13]

lol

[Kaizerworks]

Fuck. He's saying fuck. Stop censoring the word in the comments. If you're old enough to understand the humor behind this video, you should be old enough to use swear words.

[A1l2l2e2n4]

@Kaizerworks

Some people UNDERSTAND swear words, but choose not to use them.

[alexlandsbergs]

he f**ks fish?

[MiTcHeLlDaViSlOvEr94]

"i like to **** something new!" Omg this is hilarious!

[we28064212]

im in fucking backwards heaven :)

[mwiguitar62]

and here cum more

[Buggy702]

LMAO!!!

[1990babyface]

Wow, What a weird video. I didnt get much out of it.

[SaSsyKiTtyCat22]

wow those fish look scared.......

:) lmao

[hempy6193]

when he f*cks them backwords the fishs have funny looks on thier faces

[Gyarren]

Wouldn't you?

[KevinLounsberry]

lots of fishes wait for me

TO FUCK THEM

[mrmoe18]

wow...i bet now he has to count the pearls around her neck lolz

[Thisisdistructoyomom]

''And now I **** them all again'' xD

[froggyw00t]

lol

"Now. I F*** BACKWARDS!!"

XD

[mrmoe18]

I bet he loves fishdicks

[HotnessTim]

because he's a gay fish.

[scht101]

@mrmoe18 He puts fishdicks in his mouth.  What is he, a gay fish?

[thewhulk]

fuck the flowers around her neck...

[FK4SD]

Good lord. Keep this guy away from my fish tank! rofl

[JessmanCA]

i'm in fucking backwards heaven, -- that is pure gold

[ArmeniaOWNS]

now i'll f*** them all again!

[GameNinja13]

Im In F---ing backwards Heaven!!!!!!

[mrmoe18]

hahahaha

[jakeed090]

lol fuck the waitress

[Niobesnuppa]

LOL, the count is so pervy he f***s everything he can find! XD

[hsm2luver4830]

hahaha soo funny!!!

[Oblivion1313]

Lots of fishes wait for me. To f^#k them! HAHA!!

[xXTommyXx24]

i'm in ****ing backwards heaven! LMFAO!

[mrsmi1ey]

much better, and really funny!

[CD92564]

im in fucking backwards heaven..... im not even guna attempt to tell u whats wrong with that lol

[lordofshadows29]

hes in traction lmaoo (you'd prob get that if you've seen melvin the superhero by jeff dunham)

[TsunamiJace]

now i fuck backwards

[A1l2l2e2n4]

@TsunamiJace

I ask again, how do you do that backwards?

[FK4SD]

some people go on vacation for the wrong reasons

[GameNinja13]

Oh my god that was the greatest comment I have seen the entire week!!!

[joslynandy]

@FK4SD

Just like people who go to forin cuntrys to have sex with childern.

[A1l2l2e2n4]

@joslynandy

You misspelled both "foreign" and "countries". But I agree with the sentiment.

[RuFiOPx]

lol the count reminds me of those old gangstes

[WatcherMovie007]

"Friends, relatives, loved ones, we are gather here today to mourn the death of a loved one, WatcherMovie007, but do not be sad, he died laughing, literaly!". rest in peace.

[megangore]

he even looks like a cr33po perv. awesome

[GuitaristBryan]

lmao "I'm in backwords F***ing heaven" lmfao

[scht101]

Wow, the Count's addicted to f**king!

[BrenMadge]

he sure likes to fuck

espcially backwards :|

[zolfingtons]

:O! I'M IN FUCKING BACKWARDS HEAVEN!

[scht101]

Wow, he f**ks everything!

[bry8338]

LOL, man you should have kept that goin. the count was just getting into it when you cut him out.

[Venatius]

Four shrimp for lunch? Unless food at this resort is insanely expensive, I'm a little worried the Count may be anorexic.

[daddyleon]

f*** the umbrella??

¡Õ_ô? ay, ouch, I wouldn't try that mister Count..

Just keep f***ing backwards, that ought to be a beter sport. ;"-}

[ihatesquirrels]

I love how the fish are all trying to get away from him...

[scht101]

I loved watching the Count as a kid! I never realized that bleeping the word "count" could change things so much! He sure is good at f**king! Like Wikipedia says "he will f**k anything and everything, regardless of size, amount, or how much annoyance he is causing the other Muppets or human cast." I hope we get to see more censored count videos. AH AH AH!

[scht101]

That waitress looks like she's flaunting herself!

[ExidoSutrin]

Wow, the Count really gets around. Looks like that waitress is enjoying herself...

[spiderdude45]

this guy has a problem with f***ing things LOL

[scht101]

Yeah I know! He f***s marine life, seafood, flowers, and inanimate objects. He even f***s backwards, how that is done I'll never know.

[Venatius]

Probably means backing up onto them. Ouch! Let's just hope he doesn't run into any blowfish.

[FK4SD]

The count's such a pro at ****ing, that he can **** backwards!

[DemonGod20]

rofl XD "Hey look a waitress with my check. I'll f*ck the flowers around her neck"

[A1l2l2e2n4]

Why not the waitress herself?

[Venatius]

Too conventional. With his... ehem, "problem", I'm sure he's grown incredibly bored with "counting" human beings by now.

[k3nXDal]

@A1l2l2e2n4 cause hes bored of the usual.... duuuhhh 0:09

[sucath99]

"I'm in fucking backwards heaven!" Rofl probably best part xD Nice job lol

[chickalodeon]

uploaded on my birthday. :)

very nice. XD

"I'm in fucking backwards heaven!"

[MrNick01]

lol, well happy late birthday. :)

[somguy33]

THANK YOU FOR FIXING THE BEEP!!!

[joslynandy]

got'a watch out for people who traval fore the wrong reasons.

[JoeandMikeShow]

"I'm F***ing Backwards!"

[fre4k178]

Is it just me or did he mention something about heroin?

[TheOfficeFan2]

Where at?

[helena0017]

when he was counting backwards, he said "I'm in counting backwards, *something*" or something like that.

[Theblackmetalist]

this is fucking funny

[cho0onger456]

how the hell was he talking underwater?

[upsonkz]

cho0onger456 - "how the hell was he talking underwater?"

[1] It's a puppet

[2] The puppet isn't actually in water

Common sense is lacking on Youtube...

[theguywhoiss]

you are retarted... he's talking as if you were somebody watching and he's supposed to be in the sea... in some cartoons they let them talk underwater and some the make it all blubblyd.... you sir( or m'am have no common sense)

[upsonkz]

Uh, congratulations on replying to a 5 month old comment. I am well aware that some cartoons allow characters to speak in water. And it is exactly that, a cartoon. Cho0onger456 was asking quite a stupid question to begin with. And I'll have you know that my mental being is quite up to speed, not retarded at all. And dear god help us all if English is your first language, theguywhoiss. Blubblyd? Retarted? *sigh*

[ozwick14]

Well, you're both fucking retards because sesame street is not a cartoon :|

[theguywhoiss]

lol he said cartoon... and blubblyd was a typo xD

[A1l2l2e2n4]

No, what is lacking is suspension of disbelief.

[InfiniteCatz]

still the catchiest song on the counting dvd...

[MisterWin]

"Punch" my ass.

[thewhulk]

i love the tracks

[madcapromanian]

I've seen most of these "Counts Uncensored" videos and I think The Count is the BEST to censor...has the great, catchy music and when he's under the water, you can't always see his swimming trunks!

LOL!

[thewhulk]

look at the count censord you will cry

[pinkhairgirl911]

Lol. He was like molesting that poor fish.

[ApolloA3N]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wuffells]

ROFL

[iluvcherries77]

I never knew the count was so perverted XD

[dazar6]

haha fucking backwards heaven

[TJsands223]

XD !!

[Wonka399]

I'm in f**king backward heaven is too funny!

[Wubbable]

roflmaoes :D :D

[ImaginaryHuman072889]

I'm in f**king backward heaven.

seriously, that is great

[ReasesRock87]

Who comes up with these kinds of things theyre F*** hilariuos! ;p

[Lord1of1all1elements]

too F** them ha ha and he was nakid in the ater lol

[dandorfan]

this is counting brilliant!

[TheBXSici1ian]

lolol..his fcukking shirt is great!

[evil1395]

loooooolooooool

[nvshd]

THIS IS ****ING AWESOME

[Apocolypse786]

The fish wait in the sea... For me to **** Them! Ah Ha!

[CuccoQueen]

I wish the Count would ***** me too. It looks like so much fun!

[snake10000000]

But look! a waitress with my check, ill **** the flowers on her neck!

He takes "deflowering" to a whole new level XD

[A1l2l2e2n4]

MrNick01 (who posted this clip) says "All credit goes to noodles347 for the original idea." Well, what is so ****** original about "bleeping an otherwise innocuous word?

[MrNick01]

Because some 23,000 people found it entertaining, and I am simply admitting that the idea was not mine.

[A1l2l2e2n4]

Well, you don't have to get defensive about it.

[MrNick01]

I'm not. I'm just explaining.

[savethecraziest]

Omg, this is so funny! I started to cry XD

Is that the real name on the song The Count's Vacation? just wonder ^_^

[mus1cg4l]

im in f****** heaven!!! :L:L:L:L:L

x

[ytfan01]

Instead of the usual f**king! Classic! It seems so real!

[ytfan01]

This is so funny! I wanna see more videos like this!

[ytfan01]

The Count f***s seafood?

[ytfan01]

He can f*** backwards?!

[mailchibi88]

I don't even want to know what he means by BEEP backwards.

[i2heart2super2l]

the counts finally getting laid... by fish

[A1l2l2e2n4]

And one waitress. One beautiful waitress!!

Ahhh-hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DooDooDooDoo4]

I BLEEP backwards!

[A1l2l2e2n4]

How do you do that backwards?

[ytfan01]

I guess f***ing backwards would involve the other end, maybe. I don't know, I've never heard of backward f***ing.

[MagicAssasin]

One word: sodomy. ;D

[Sewaba10]

You insert your ass into her vagina.

[Shegamega]

Wow, he looks sexy :D

[AlJeProductions]

im in f**king backward heaven. lol

[adsink]

That's one horny Count!

[TribalConfusion]

awsome xD

[daddyleon]

Whahahahaha!

I fuck the flowers around her neck! Whaha brilliant! Why did I never notice that when I was a kid? xD

[A1l2l2e2n4]

Maybe because you didn't know what the word "f--k" meant back then.

[daddyleon]

Yeah, back then I was young and innocent...

Times chance, people learn; that must be it, thanks. :P

[WarMasterX6]

He looks like a pimp XD

[Redtakescontrol]

quit stealing Dave Chapelle material

[jessicataylor92]

now i'll fuck you all again lol

[JALV4]

ill fuck the flowers around her neck!! OMG LOL XDXDXD

[hawkeyefile]

im in fucking backward heaven!

[mumupy]

lmao

[davden47]

hahaha lol this is great!

[tinkertaylorsoldier]

Is it me , or does the count sound Jewish?

[MrNick01]

And how do Jewish people sound?

[spacegeneral]

like the count i guess lol

[hawkeyefile]

thats you always need to be afraid of kikes.

[spacegeneral]

lol

[A1l2l2e2n4]

The music that the Count sings to is "klezmer" music, a musical style often associated with European Jews. Klezmer music includes elements of Romanian folk music. Count Dracula, whom Sesame Street's "The Count" is based on, lived in Transylvania (a region of Romania).

[yoson25]

he fucks everything that moves or not moves, bwahahahah..

[RubyCosmos]

He's in ****ing backward heaven!

[HORNSPWN]

now ill **** them backwards! lmfao

[HamnProductions]

That waitress was a definetly a puppet prostitute

[tehswordkunoichi]

Either that, or she was just REALLY into the F**k. Or high.

:P

[agentbikini]

i dunno, the count is very charasmatic, and he does look kinda sexy withy his shirt open...

[kinmanyuen]

haha lmo!

[punkkid1602]

lol he had a hoe

[drbotanus]

Why doesnt he disintegrate from the sunlight?

[em23]

because he smokes weed.

[mischiefmeister]

eh?

[MrNick01]

I assume it's because he [counts] the sunlight as well.

[artman40]

Sunscreen perhaps?

[A1l2l2e2n4]

He's probably wearing SPF 100 sunscreen.

[blainethomas]

That vampire is SOOOO dirty! XD

[HamnProductions]

ROFL He fucked her flowers HARD!

[HamnProductions]

LOL!

[MattDragon555]

How do you F*** backwards...?

Explanatory video, please.

[MrNick01]

Working on it.

[ryuhinomaru]

****ing painful

[evilgenius420]

hahaha amazingly funny

[Djchick3n]

It's almost like they write the songs for this kind of thing...

[Animegamer04]

LMAO!!!

[jkhatter12]

i suggest not watching this video (with your headphones) in the quiet part of the library... i am crying trying not to laugh out loud.

[Wraithbored]

I feel and share your pain sir.