McWeiner - Song Challenge Episode #2

[LittleRicky63]

Jessica Frech is sooo gorgeous!!! I love how she sounds like shes drunk and how she looks like shes fighting to stay awake lol.

[TheKoogable]

How about a song about an orange kitty with a purple Afro....aww so cute

[FacebookJRinLaw]

hi people



[FacebookJRinLaw]

hi people



[blondzs]

OMG MY FRIEND SAID IF MCDONALDS HAD HOT DOGS IT BE A MC WEINER LOL

[cw8jwh]

Here's a challenge: How about a song decrying all of the various cable channels showing nothing meaningful?

[brendanm52]

she can have my mcweiner

[kuei12]

What kind of lunatic would eat at a McDonald's when there is a Waffle house right next door?

[Transitrat1]

Hey baby, ahem! Have you ever been with a grown man before? I treat u good.

[RaayGunn]

HEY! THATS IN WHITE HOUSE! I LIVE THERE!!

[xoxodancer127]

you should right a song about blue pasta noodles

[crismures]

what's with the car in this video? I thought you were the hyundai girl?

[xoxodancer127]

Make a song about justina beaver(as in justine bieber)

[bjjeanlouis]

Write a song about being bored in your house

[steelerelizabeth247]

Write about people who work at a movie store and sell ridiculous movies with them in all of the movies.

[turquoisedolphin17]

write a song about an alligator that is a vegitarian.

[MrJohnisthename]

Write a rap song without any cuss words in it about life, love etc.

[corsophoto]

You could write about that adorable bullmastiff!

[AmericanRattlesnake]

Hi Jessica! Loved your Hyundai commercial.

[singingsupersyd]

Your voice is amazing!! :)

[jhblazeraider]

hi jessica, i love you will you marry me? anyway i have a song suggestion. about our wedding at walmart, it would be perfect cuz all my friends woulnt have to walk too far ... i want to say thank you for putting a smile on my face you made my day. love your personality and your music you got a new fan here.

[geesecougar2]

What the heck? I thought you bought a Hyundai?!?! I was just gonna get one too but you've gotta wake up pretty early in the morning to fool me......

[gianna123able]

hey i have a request for a song idea. how about you rap this weiner song. i would love that. ohhh pleaseeeeeee pretty please!! lol :)

[PeaceLoveChocolate12]

did any one else notice WALMART in the background?

[viper3347]

how about one about facebooger,...(.facebook).....

[jabberwocky206]

MARIO WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chrismdavis2009]

hehe, so many dirty words.

[arielgirl100]

do a video about some jacked up cartoon lolz or possibly.......a dog :D

[225cheeseboy]

ok how about a song about trying to hold a door open for someone but they stop to talk and you don't want to just leave because you know that if you do they are going to choose that second to leave and it will look like you shut the door in thier face!! whoo there you do.

[alexisandsyd]

Write a song about being a hobo for day while eating a blue candy apple!!!!!!!!

[Unperishable]

Wow. You all have so many bad ideas. LOL

And what's up with the guy down there wanting a revenge song about his personal life? Creepy.

[sarg3ntgunz]

U can have my mcwiener.

[Mektige]

@sarg3ntgunz Why be gross, dude?



[ledkin2345]

we really like u and u should do a song about french fries and if fancy restrants had mc donalds cheeseburgers and fries and sporks

[Haybay7Colleen]

make a rap song on justin bieber

[MsSports4ever]

You should write a song about how the people who work at cold stone sing the weirdest songs! That would be so cool!!

Hope you can think of something!!!!

[gweari]

you look so cute when you are sad

[RushENZO86]

Your Amazing, So funny and I can't wait to hear more!! Here is an idea for your next challenge... 6 months ago I broke it off with me future wife, 5 months later my no-loger best friend told me he was dating her after a month of the relationship ending, some best friend... Can you make a song about the downside of friends going behind your back... By the way.... add how happy you are to get rid of the drama... ha

[beastman2234]

"i love cheeseburgers!" "i love cats!" "i just, i love cheeseburgers!" "i really love cats" "CHEESEBURGER!" "cats.." lolol

[paigekeith13]

jessica, you should make a pants on the ground video!! :)

[mrich8783]

jessica...just thought of one of the most annoying things ever...did you ever want some oreos with milk? only to find the milk carton is epmty when you're about to pour it? uugghhh!...why do people put it back if it's empty i ask you?

[tarnshadowhawk]

How about a song about the UFC fighters. Do those guys really like to go to the floor and fight are is all that hugging and mounting from behind about something else?

[eddsplace]

have you ever noticed there is a product sold for every part of our body...well you get the idea so write a song about it!

[JordyPowell12]

how about.....these are the people of Kroger

[britannUSAF0218]

omg that was amber! lol this cracked me up! haha

[LetPeaceRock]

how about a song about being trapped in mario world and u would have powers like mario and luigi do! THAT WOULD BE SO COOOL!

[kjbranca]

Make a song that talks about vegetables but styled like an 80s song

[gtrplyr41]

how bout one where u really wanna doughnun at work on time or ur be an fhour long and u have to ut from dunkin donuts and the linea candybar?!!?

(keybord jumped sorry)

[goblingirls308]

omg! the person who had this idea prolly got it off of status shuffle

[LDSmiracleMormon]

My friend Jessica Frech is the mastermind behind the youtube video, These Are The People Of Walmart. She is in the top 8 for winning this contest, please follow this link and take a minute to vote for her! . It ends july 15th! Thank you.

You can VOTE by going to honda civic on FB and finding her in their Sounds Of Civic contest. and clicking "I like the sound of this". at the bottom of her song. :)

[3DGuy0813]

Song Challenge: After many years, Taco Bell has finally brought back its Green Sauce. Write a song about all the wonderful things you can do with green sauce like…. 1. Ice Cream Topping 2. Toothpaste 3. Lubricating a squeaky hinge 4. Donut Filling (<--My Favorite!) 5. Ant and Roach Bait 6. Tub and Tile Cleaner 7. Manicure soak 8. Liquid Laundry Detergent 9. Soup Base 10. Motor Oil 11. Facial Mask 12. Meat Marinade 13. Glass Cleaner 14. Cologne 15. And…to top a taco! 16. Add your own....

[beccahowesyo]

Lol. I love how Jeannette is the McWeiner dude. Frickin hilarious.

[Amanda62780610]

write a song about Donald Trump's Apprentice tv show.

[tbanchetto]

Don't you mean cheesy kitty burger?.....lol.

[thegirlonthefloor]

Urban Dictionary!

[SamildanachEmrys]

I can't believe you wrote a song about McWeiner and actually made it a good song.

[727layla]

write a song about a fatladyy ! w/ a big beard ! :D

[MsMsHardy]

Make a song about a crazy old man living on his daughters couch(:

[AmericanAussy]

Make a song about Jessi Slaughter and her dad!

[DrEarlInsanity]

i vote for a song....basement programmer nerd falling in love with his computer...

[Patbak2008]

I think you should write a song about your car and how much you love that Honda

[GeometricMason]

So it's Monday...no new bus?

[aunttyalice]

write a song about being a single mom with 2 teenagers with ADHD and living off 861.00 month.

[aunttyalice]

wright a song about being a single mom with 2 teenagers with ADHD and living off 861.00 month.

[Joshclassicalguitar1]

If you post these every Monday, why is this video posted on a Sunday?

[MommyMoon2]

A song about epic daredevil fails would be fun. Just watch a few episode's of America's Dumbest on True TV for inspiration.

[tmm70chevy]

Due to the recent death of Peter Falk, do a tribute song that uses all sorts of lines (and character voices) from The Princess Bride!

[Aluapay]

How 'bout a song about those faces the Olsen twins make on the red carpet....why do they do that with their lips?....bugs my husband and me.

[DevilDoc1776]

Write a song about the life of the Governator. And do it with his accent.

[ScenicMinnesota]

How about a song about people who watch youtube all day long? : )

[MrSleepyHead11]

Race day (NASCAR)

[gruschow9]

how about you do a song about dancing

[hannahbonana14960]

How about talking shoes. Going to chick fil-a and ordering a spicy chicken salad and then catching on fire. That would be cool!!!!!!!!

[tnfigs]

Song about people wearing flip flops in an office and its driving one worker NUTZ. Constant sound of flip flop all day long and how different people have different sounding flip flops / different tempo. Keep up the good work, your followers really enjoy your style.

[michaeldpearce]

How about a tune about epic daredevil fails . . . you could possibly save some kid from serious injury . . . or worse, internet humiliation . . .

[vernagene]

How about a single girl living in Maine? Thanks =)

[vernagene]

How about a single girl living in Maine =)

[ayrikap]

Would u wright à song abouttdoing laundry or dr suss?

[cheezyturtle]

How about :

* Being deathly afraid of spiders and trying to kill them with just about anything you can find ( be it a shoe, hair spray, fly swatter, hanger, literally anything you can find without having to touch it yourself. lol )

[NasikaSakura]

A song about the first day of Summer school when you're stuck walking home miles in the boiling heat because your car battery went dead outside of an El Pollo Loco at two in the afternoon on a Monday and you didn't even have enough money for a soda. =__= Not a fun day for me~

[Gothard43]

@NasikaSakura owwwwww... =( hope there was a happy ending =)

[sabrinasnowleopard]

How about a song about riding public transportation. Every time I'm without a car and I have to take the bus, I'm amazed that almost everyone is using a gadget. Whether it be texting,talking, surfing the net, on their Ipod. And there are some freaks on the bus. Or I was out to dinner with my friend and at all the tables everyone was on their phone texting. No one, I mean no one was talking to each other (maybe they were texting each other). It was very strange!

[MoonRaven211]

write a song about writing a song.....yeah i know. stupid idea...lol

[lonergirl143]

Or a song about an insecure teenage hormonal 18 year old girl

[tdybear008]

how about a song about the people i see everyday in the lobby at the super 8 motel i work for.

[PeteRoseFan1]

How about a song about fat women who wear full panties under their tight spandex???

[awalk58]

How about Obama Care 

[PATTONAPRILE]

very funny this shit make me smile.............smiling is goooooooooooooooooooood:)

[ghair3]

the trend to wear pajamas anywhere!

[jhfrey]

In keeping with your great (former congressional member) theme - is there a play for a song that parodies "You say Potato - I say Poh tah to ???" With Speaker Boehner - or is that Boner?. there could be room to hide the lost opportunity for Congressmen Weiner running for president in 2016 with Attorney General Holder as his VP candidate - the platform or Weiner Holder would have made for great bumper (or might they be called rumper) stickers. Fingers crossed.

[selmasigge]

Road rage

[jasonrhodes1313]

how about asking the question of " where are you poking me when you poke me on facebook"?

[drevil99033]

How about a song that the coyote would sing if he actually caught the Road Runner.

[Drrezzin]

How about a video about people who can't seem to put their cell phones down. Like when retail workers are trying to wait on them and they don't get off the phone.

[leahmcooke]

A song about fishing all day and not getting a single bite! :(

[x9211997x]

Write a song about trying to make something to eat and not being able to find anything you want, and when you do and say "its perfect!" theres somethig missing that wont make the object tast the same.... :)

[ducttaper35]

write a song about fixing things with duct tape or what you can't fix with duct tape??

[Justforkickstart]

Would you accept me giving you a chorus and you building from there (totally ok if you altered the chorus, of course)?

[icanseeitnowand4ever]

i challenge u to mash all of your songs together.... have these are the people of walmart as ur main song and mash the other ones into it!!! :D

[Bu5ster2010]

What about a song about penguins being penguins and what they would say if they could talk .....who.....I ask .....who doesn't love a penguin....racist killer whale lovers...that's who..lol

[fmochrie]

How about a rap song that someone like Eminem would do.

[MPman1229]

how bout a song about a midget who gets chased by a monkey into a banana tree and then the midget gives the monkey a banana and they become best friends for life. yeah, that would be a good song. ready. go.

[MsMakeupgirlxoxo]

You should do a sing about facebookers(ing) and how annoying they are. Or a Facebook love:p

[MeganRaeMusic1]

A SONG BOUT FACEBOOK!!!!!! haha or the traffic thing when u have to pee

[guinness903]

Her voice is hypnotic. Plus you just know any chick with a Lava Lamp would be a fun date!

[THEULTIMATETACO21]

Write a song about a retarded baleimic squirrel who's mother disowned his and he's sleeping in a dumpster

[dlwampler]

Read the comment from gidgetbates. A song about not being able to find a place to pee would be funny, but hard to do in a delicate way. You would need to show the distress and frustration. People would need to figure out why you are distressed. But you should not say "pee" (or any euphemism) in the song. Now that would be a challenge.

[gidgetbates]

I like the stuck in traffic and have to pee..I did that once and got out at the cemetary and the loos were all closed to i went to pee behind a tombstone and tripped on a rock and peed my pants.. all this on the way to bring my best friends ashes to the beach..

true story.. cant make that sh** up...

[bykerdude29]

need to do a kmart song now..thats only fair..

[RustyBrainpan1]

Write a sad song about Ryan Dunn dying too young.

[ronnykizzizl]

how about a squirl that cant get any nuts because a fat squirl gets them first

[Brittnifaith]

You should do one about Harry potter and his friends

[TaraAnneLove]

Make a song about people that wear their pants down low.

[bertimusprime]

A song about people's failure to use the word irony and ironic properly, when they mean coincidence. Please...

[TrueBeliever8907]

finding theres only one cookie left and you wanted two.

[nancyhamm1]

What about a song about things you find along the side of the road..........candy wrappers, coins, leaves, broken glass, nails, belts, shoes, underwear (yuk), CD's, cassettes, dead birds, deader squirrels, soft drink bottles.......................­...............

[SuperxxShelby]

i challenge you to right a song about your burning love with lamps.

[jms31814]

you should do a people of kmart

[peppermintp25]

Locking your keys in your car

[txbadgirl1]

Alrighty...how about a song about all the summer re-runs on TV....surely there is a McSong here about McReruns.....

[eljan81]

Twi-tube-book. Write a song about Twitter YouTube and Facebook and how we possibly use these to justify friendships and such. :D Especially Facebook.

Ask the People of Walmart to help, it would be similar to their song. XD

[rlbizzel]

@eljan81 I thought that was called "You-Twit-Face".

[Bu5ster2010]

Write a song about losing your car keys and being late for a huge date or work or yoga

[Z2Nina]

i still want a college song (studying, partying, college love..) :) :)

or if you don't want to go that rout how about PORTER-POTTIES... and how bad it sucks when they are the only option to go pee... eww

[tyewalkerfm1]

how about a song about Obama-care and not being able to see a doctor....

[ChaosChronicle]

Write a song about writing a song about writing a song about portals.

[MyNameisADET]

that song about a kitty cheese burguer sounds cool, you should make that one

[midnightbreeze2]

i would love a song about iphone envy...i still have a crappy flip phone and i find myself playing with my best friend's iphone all the time!

[bahrtre1]

Do a song about people who have had to much plastic surgery done.

[87cadillachearse]

Superstar I'm tellin' ya! This girl has it all. Marry me or run for president.

[cpabcs]

annoying phone recorders that keep asking you questions ... like when you have a simple question then you spend 2 hours on the phone with them still aksling questions

[x0neone]

A song about credit card companies harrassing someone all hours of the day.

[vshagios]

A song about Nutella. It would be sweet, just like you. LOL.

[roflwaffle08]

I really think that you should make a song incorporating the sheer awesomeness of turtles, and everything they stand for.

[Bubbafett10]

how about a rock song about flowers,bunnies, butterflys, etc (now thats a challenge)

[briantheghosthunter]

How about being pulled over by a cop.

[peacebffs1]

lol you can put almost anything to music

[ddyzchevygrl14]

What about a piece of candy that fell on the curb?

[Ashli2197]

Make a song like Friday by Rebecca Black but use a different day and tell what you do that day!

[hulaprincess30]

All my daughter keeps talking about how the only thing she wants for her birthday is a jar of pickles, jar of peanut butter, a rainbow and a unicorn... how about a song about that?! Just an idea... mind you my daughter is 10

[cncprogrammer]

Song entitled: “I-da-ho”

[cncprogrammer]

Song entitled: “Grandpa took two Viagra’s”

[MrSwyc66]

PEOPLE OF WAFFLE HOUSE!!! DO IT.:)

[FireSoldier16]

Nice! You have a lot of talent and a beautiful voice. How about trying something a little more serious,,,, like a song about someone that lost their best friend in the war.

[teddybearz717]

How about a "Like a good neighbor, State-Farm, is here" but instead The Sesame Street crew show up =]

[TheBswizzle]

make a rap about salmon...cuz i like my salmon

[AmsterdamHeavy]

how about a song about what it would be like to make sweet-sweet love to you, baby?

[alfebalfe95]

make a "how to kiss a girl song" and make it funny :)

[budzfreki]

Thank You so much for picking my idea. You are so Awesome!!! You totally made my day, week, year. Your going to be famous really soon. I hope this song goes viral.

[1GameataTime]

Write a song about a Unicorn with tourettes.

[rlbizzel]

I thought EVERYTHING from McDonald's tasted like window cleaner. ;-)

Write a song about taking your car in for service and having them give you a long list of crazy and expensive things they think need fixing.

[romal717]

write a song about creepy fans who are in love with you :3

[gillysinlow]

i come from a single mother family. In terms of recent holidays, she was my father for father's day. My song challenge is creating a song for lone parent families so that i can show my mom (and probably many like me) how much i love her through youtube. That is, when I hook her up to "The Internet"

[Bonesworld]

I thought this was a song about Mcweiners tweeting their Mcmeat and wearing McBra's

Its summertime, we need a smokin new original bbq song

My kitty loves anything that comes off the magic cheeseburger machine outside



[valerieluciano1]

Hi Jessica, my son always wears socks with his crocs and gets a lot of crap from my family about it, so I though you could write a song about how cool it is to wear socks with crocs, hey at least it rhymes..

[monkeygirls]

my mcdonalds just to sell hotdogs in kids meals...

[yur1fan]

Sing about a Cake store having no cupcakes! :D

[jiomtom]

Write a song about the troubles president obama had as a child growing up... because he is black

[happyVIDwatcher]

A song about making songs!!!

[deanwill1949]

Song about former homecoming queen who graduates from college then joins air force and goes to Afghanistan as a linquist. True story. My daughter.

[flrdsgns]

Very good Jessica, you're very witty. Keep em coming...

[itsdawsontime]

How about a song about parents who are stuck in the 80s.

[spoticai]

You should try one about how any drunken monkey can write a country song.

[dartboard36]

That's awesome .. This summer our children will be eating Frankforts not McWeiners. LOL

[AwS0Me9]

do a song about popular youtube people

[leah1666]

you should do a song about how hard it is to get a job???