The Weirdness

[redlinesymphony]

I miss "Coconut Pants!"



[slimfitted]

mmmm i bet your loud

[SirJohnsStatement]

You're the Douche Girl? The old times of youtube are over, it works now only for money and with tricks.

[pongman]

I miss xSJPx I hope she's doing wonderful. She made us laugh and inspired us in awe with her talent. A truly great human being. I wish there were more people like her. The world would be a better place. Thank you for all the great memories of long ago.

[igotaidsinnarnia]

;)

[justcallmejoe]

Come back and say hi

[midnightmilo]

I know time has moved on but...ah the memories of a hot summer in 2006 when youtube was so new and an intelligent, quirky, beautiful young woman enchanted us so.

Regardless of whether you make new videos or not i sincerely wish you well in your life sarah j parent xxx

[ANTICENAARMY3]

Douchebag 

[SumNJFella]

you look Nurit Koppel, very HOT

[DADRAKULA]

HEY YOU ARE NICE ON VIDEO! HI`S FROM MEXICO!

[Elukas333]

@DADRAKULA wat

[bobmono11]

entre a este link

[markhouse1]

do us a wee favour and make another video pleeeeeease!!! go on goooo on ya know ya want to :D

[j00ztube]

nom nom nom nom!

[Elukas333]

make more vids dont listen to the evil people

[NoobSGgrr]

Fuck you Douche Girl

[The1MiniShow]

You have veri nice tiddies i wan to suk dem

[justcallmejoe]

@bobolob She's the best youtuber of all time in my books.

COME BACK!!!!!!

[isamarine]

Hey douche girl, you're pretty good looking - but you're still a douche.

[99centJJ]

Make a new video. Random, faceless internet people miss you! haha. Hope you're doing well!

[TheKIDTUNE]

wow your actually very pretty when your not crying shit ill be your friend any day

[jordan3727]

lol 25 she in a blowjob posistion

[justcallmejoe]

I can understand where you're coming from in regards to making videos, but you've been seriously missed.

[bobolob]

@justcallmejoe Youtube was better with her.

[SoGesus]

HEY I KNOW YOUR YOUR THAT DOUCHE!!!!!

[surfitlive]

OK, not to be an ass or anything but nowadays its easy for a female to make a video on Youtube...............Just show your Tits!!! (or shake ur Ass)

That will break all the ice and have MILLIONS of views for doing nothing!! Ta-Da!

Those days of you having to be creative and original (I just found out about U today) are kinda over ) :

But maybe you can show us how it was done back in the 'OG' Utube days....LOL

[MyComputerwizard]

douche girl returnd

[nynny888]

DOUCHE!!!!

[persainpwner]

douche girl

[RaptureReminder]

0:37 boobs 

[RaptureReminder]

tits or stfu

[FrostGibbon]

she learned to shut up? ah im just yankin my penis i mean ur chain

[ironmaiden5671]

she is the cutest girl i've ever seen. i would marry her

[ragesymphony]

Douche

[Slashyyyyyyy]

boobs @ 0:39 :DDDD

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

you're hot

[DACLAWER]

douche

[xxczerxx]

Maybe if it was a stream and you had to make it up yourself, but why would you fail to think of something when making a vid? You clearly have time to think about what to say...

ps Its douche girl!

[hitter0s]

She's beautiful!

[WhatWeAllLove]

"i feel weird talking to the computer"

the fact that you say 5 word doesnt count.

[NiTuJHGTkO]

douche

[Emosupremo54]

Douche

[BraDRoBBo]

Make a new video =D but this time don't DELETE it moments/hours/a day after =(

[Garbage1986]

come back blogyvogyvlogvlog we love you!

[KerryChapie]

i get the same kind of fucking shit that she gets and you assholes have to do it to her to?

yunno what all of you pathetic twas are the douches amd you fagets ass hole lickers

[shamrin705]

@KerryChapie Maybe it happens to you because you can't form a sentence without ending it with 'fagets ass hole lickers'. Maybe you set yourself up to feed the trolls?

[dacheese13]

OMG the comments that some guys posted it here, r just golden stones of pure hatred... they r really hilarious. Sry, I dont know y u hate her so much but, u have to give her that, she is the reason of your blooming creativity! :) Seriously guys keep it up hahaha. I couldn't thought the use of English language in such a manner hahaha!

[doghouse144]

Douche.

[hinunia]

BITCH!

[bonyfingers13]

zomfg ITS DOUCHE GIRL HEY DOUCHE GIRL YOUR A DOUCHE

[The1MiniShow]

@xSJPx

PS whats a douche?

PSS im just trollin and when i say that then it means im saying the word "douche" to you in a fun way not in a offensive or harmful way

[The1MiniShow]

@xSJPx

Hi im a troll and i just wanna say

Douche

That is all

[wulfshelmut]

Heres how its going to go..Im going to insult you then you make one of those hilraious crying vids. So here it goes......

YOU UGLY ASS BITCH!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNETZ!!!!!!

[KrazzyKan]

@wulfshelmut ha ha more more. FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCC­CCCKKKKKKKKKKKK U bitch. ur a freek and should be shot!!! capitalist bitch! go suck your own dick. I love this lol.

every 1 hates you unless there a stupid retard like you. I fuckin h8 u so much if i saw you i would kick u in the balls and beat you. this is so much fun

[wulfshelmut]

@KrazzyKan Yeah it is fun. This bitch needs to shove pennies up her ass and vomit quarters. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I bet she could gargle with a gallon of listerine or scope and never get the taste of dick and jizz to go away. Simple answer. STOP SUCKIN DICK BITCH!!!

[copking1]

Your a douche

[RomeoSOF2]

@copking1 Shut the fuck up... you're the douche here

[Darknessfalls260]

Lol, she fucked herself with that douche video. Fuckin' retarded lol. Cry somewhere else. But I admit, she is a douche.

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

*whispering* >>> "you have nice boobs"

[666moviefreak]

douche

[hometown555]

Hahaha thats why i havent made videos yet. lol I dont know what to say even if i did it feels freaken awkward talking to my computer. lol nice vid.

[mju7899]

WOW.....what a weird-O!

[WTFBBQ888]

what a douche

[MrSKliquid]

@WTFBBQ888 lol

[porsche41]

Miss you Sarah and your awesome beautifull personality and quirky sense of humor....check in with another video please, its been a year. Hope all is well.

[MrJokersAdvocate]

ka' douche :)

FTW mog OMG

CRIES* woot uber l33t haxxx

[haunter700]

tits or gtfo

[PandaRiot4496]

douche girl stupid bitch cunt

[KvizY]

lol douche girl.

[toquima99]

Baby girl, get out in the world a bit more. Life is a bit harder than someone calling you a douche.

Practice saying this "No Worries"

:)

[Buqui]

It´s the internet, don´t take it seriously

[civicmike01]

Do you take it up the shitter?

[mgallegos55]

you said new painting videos :( you lied to us :(

[tahwnikcufos]

Is it weird being known as Douche Girl?

[22tus]

lol oh douche girl

[madness008]

Very fucking ugly imo. No offense.

[LukeWhitaker]

this chick is hot

[aquarioshinso]

o.o .... i mean she's not paris hilton....so stop calling her douche :(

[MightyKunibert]

bla

[ninjafuya]

its funny the people making the douche comments are people who most likely have 0 Videos or have no videos with themselves in it. Whats more theyre proberly pussies irl or butt ugly can only talk big through a computer.

[dannyp174]

ur a wierdo u duechbag hoe u think u cool but ur alittle bitch who cries over nothing

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

nice boobs

[YaarZePirate]

you're such a douche

[Galient5]

DOOBS! (boobs)

[qp0118]

DOUCHE GIRL

[ibloxProductionz]

DOUCHE! :D WOOT

[Dipiti]

she is a nice girl [^_^] people stop being mean

[gamealcohol]

shes nice,i dont know why all this scumbags are making this comments.

[cobra1691]

douchebag

[TheButchX]

DOUCHE!!!

[lurchipoo]

god!! what a fucking Douche!

[irishboy2kwateva]

DOUCHE lol,just kidding

[crackerjackpencil]

she a nice girl

[Dipiti]

@crackerjackpencil mmhmm

[cnaizhen]

I think it's dumb and a very bad mistake to upload the douche girl video. But imo, xSJPx isn't douche enough for that ranting to be real. haha

[bigbloodsucker]

OMG! ITS DOOCHE GIRL!YOU NEED TO SUCK THINGS UP & GET ON WITH LIFE!*says in happy voice*

[MrKeltonroberts]

what a douche

[bsdanielm]

Mmmmmm.............I know exactly what your saying.

[thepanther17fan]

just so you no.....you gots some anger issues over a comment......

[weirdALyankovich]

It's nice to see you again - greetings from germany!

Keep it up xSJPx!

[DEATHBYKILLED]

@xSJPx

You should enjoy your 7 minutes of Internet fame, regardless of the unpleasantries that accompanied it. Resolve yourself to the fact that 99% of these slavering fools will never get the level of attention you got with one worthless little rant.

A few years ago, I would've given my left nut to get the exposure you got on what would eventually become the most popular website in America (Alexa stats don't lie).

Bask in your glory. You'll never get the opportunity you once had ever again.

[0211undF95]

ooooh darling is back

creat new vids pls

[Piratesofsingapore]

Omg feel so sory about you becuse evrybody thinks you are a douche but u are NOT a douche!

Thos who are calling u douche is it!

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[dirty1smelly1turban]

get out and leave us alone you stupid douche.

[NikkiBoom1]

@dirty1smelly1turban Lol.

[clank47]

wait youre the douche girl.....

[lalarilalai]

is this douche girl?

[mr3000ts]

@ lalarialai yo mama is douche girl lol

[lalarilalai]

lol that one was good mate keep it up...

[mgoandy33]

fake crying my ass you douche crying bitch!

[Zolega89]

she's not a douche!

[Rarthyr]

Merry Christmas douche girl.

[TheAwp45]

You fail

you are not a douche but you do not understand life

[Zolega89]

you're beautiful and talented!

[Zolega89]

dont listen to what other people say!

[Zolega89]

Nice video

[Redknight345]

douche.

[Jaykwon7788]

sup douche girl

[Endorsun]

you really are a douche

[ebrown405]

Sure its awkard but I think you're a good person! Nice to see you agian. Peace... :)

[TenebrousLyke]

Aww, you're cute!

[gsnoopstock]

I miss your videos, they were so quirky and fun - always gave me something to look forward to. Don't feel that you have to do videos again - but know that they meant something to me

[Joeshane86]

Well guess you should start doing porn because you fail here.

[Pointysharp]

where is the douchegirl video

[RSQViper]

=) =) =)

[TheYoooth]

ahh douche girl!

[SuperCGpro]

This is funny :)

[dm2910]

0.27 and 0.37 agk would be relieved to see those lol (watch angry german kid vs. douche girl and ull get it)

[chenrazee]

Lovely, talented, amazing girl. I do wish you'd return to making those beautiful videos. Every so often I go hunting for some rare cached page of Coconut Pants.

And the haters are proof positive of the 'Infinite monkey theorem'. They've simply typed enough nonsenical drivel to eventually form a semi-literate sequence of characters.

[NintendoPalkia]

It's the legendary douche girl!

[OZDE3]

where is your cry-out video?

[chauhpham]

i have to agree...she's pretty..she does make me smile..even though this video make no sense whatsoever..it doesn't matter...as long it make me smile...that's all is count...

[OZDE3]

aaww that sounded soo romantic, you're such a faggot

[chauhpham]

if u guys be nice to me...i'll make more videos..even more dumber than this one

[Biohazard707]

AHAHAHAHAHA THIS GIRLS A DOUCHE, SHES UGLY AND WEIRD, fucking sketchball no one likes u get off youtube.

[eternia15]

At least she dares to show her face on youtube >_>

[xTheMythTheLegendx]

biohazard, you must feel insecure about yourself :)

[pongman]

Oh I wish Sarah would do videos again. They were the best in the world. I would pay a dollar for each one. Hmmm.... I wonder if videos could be put up on Itunes like songs?

[dacheese13]

@pongman OK let me get this right... u want to change the free of charge video sharing community (youtube) to something more controllable and cost unfriendly site like itunes? How come and they were 8 persons that agreed to that? Where this world goes to! lol

[MyMelancholyDodo]

hey i remember your videos. I really like your paintings and dancing! take care!

[LockedPig]

omg, it's douche!11

[keesdude555]

pause at 0:37

[CityHunter84]

lol is this douchegirl? rofl

[jeremiahj13]

Hi Sarah! I have abseouloutte compassion for you (sorry i cant spell), and I love and adore you! Your very beautiful also!

[nebuchad99]

So many haters....She's no doubt adorable.

[OddThomas88]

I'd hit it

[Gornk101]

hey your a douche and your a shitty person nobody likes you

[Barnix005]

She's so cute...

[ShooT2KillXR]

Hi douche girl =)

[MASTERej45]

lol gat a JOB douche girl

[Blane1122]

can you play the drums?

[micafonist]

aww seems like she lost the cock

[peterpanmannnn]

Douche + cleavage is still douche.

[riverjustin]

more!!!:)

[sheepball]

love the cleavage

huh? wa? u wanted to say something?

[gibbo8970]

DOUCHE U FUCKING ROCK

[AnImmortalEra]

holy CRAP shes cute. lol

[cameltoejoe69]

HOLY SHIT! Its Douche girl! LOL

[deaconkind]

love the cleavage shot at the end, i paused it. mmmmmmmmmmmm

[gibbo8970]

LMFAO NICE BRO

[dancingwasteland]

Hope that you survived the painting videos storm; some of those easel things are big enough to put a hole in the roof.

[mrskatesallot13]

douche

[v6tempest]

Hey great to see ya back

[paulyatekul0l]

is she d douche girl?

[nisim2000]

hello douche girl!!!!

[cdg39]

Welcome Back..  We missed you!

[swiv2d]

Make more vids, we miss you. Pleeaasee. Why u delete the old vids!

[123answers]

It would be nice of you to those who grew to love you to do a little vid every now and then...thanks sj

[terorinsh]

Great vid. No silly monolog. Just a Cute girl and some subtitles... Perfect... :)

[starkrazi]

I luv you sooooo much. I miss your videos

[xcptenor]

I WILL LOVE YOU 4EVER!!!!!!!

[vibz123rulez]

ure HOT

[MyTenthAccount]

i want to fuck her nostrils

[vibz123rulez]

OMFG

[MyTenthAccount]

and her ear holes

[vibz123rulez]

holy shit

[MyTenthAccount]

and then i'll rip her sexy eyes out and fuck her eye sockets